You can't afford to be a cat man!

What Li Yan particularly hated was that children had to take a bath from time to time, and the hostess not only had to wash Lu Xingyuan, but was also very motivated to bathe him and the little socks.

When Li Yan and Xiaosuo were just slap-sized milk cats, they lived happily in the arms of Nika the cat every day, and Nika the cat was responsible for cleaning up the dirty things from playing in the day.

But as the two of them grew up, Nika the cat lost interest in it. After the big cat officially stopped licking its fur three times a day, Li Yan was too lazy to look in the mirror to see who he was, but at least he knew The little sock was dirty all over, and even the beautiful long white hair on his body was tangled together.

He could see it, and of course the hostess could also see it, so after she put the bath water in, she took off the stupidly grinning Lu Xingyuan with great effort and put her butt in it, then she smiled and brought out another big basin. Li Yan beckoned.

Li Yan was rolling on the sofa with the little sock, but now he is fighting with his stupid brother, so he only dares to scratch with his paws and whip his tail. Seeing that the little sock is covered with dust, it turns into dark gray long hair. It smelled earthy, but he didn't dare to bite it.

Li Yan claims to be a classy cat who loves to be clean and tidy, but Little Sock doesn't care about gnawing mud at all. Li Yan's daring to bite him doesn't prevent him from biting Li Yan very happily. The inequality of the two cat weapons.

Li Yan was relatively thin when he was born in the womb, and he gained weight when he grew up, and he was so tired that he was panting even when he moved his arms.He was not as powerful as his brother in combat, and he didn't have the advantage in weapons, so he was abused a little bit every time.

However, it is the nature of cats to play. Every time Li Yan finishes the torture of being scratched, whipped and bitten, he will seriously warn himself, "If you dare to poke him for abuse, you will never have lamb chops in your life." But when the playfulness comes up , I would unconsciously say to myself, "It's nothing to have lamb chops, people can eat veal steaks", so Dian Dian rushed up to poke the little socks, and was tortured a lot.

Originally, Little Sock was quite afraid of him because of the accidental "Foshan Shadowless Foot" incident, but the two fought a lot, and he gradually realized that his younger brother didn't like to make big moves in fights, thinking that maybe Foshan Shadowless Foot has a special trigger condition, and since then he has no scruples about beating him up.

Li Yan was being slapped in the face by the tail and claws of the little sock at this time, and when he heard the call of the hostess, he was overjoyed. For a moment, he found his old lady like a lost lamb, and cried out for help: "Meow meow meow !Meow meow meow!"

Little Sock likes to use three "meow" to ask for help, and Li Yan uses it when he is anxious.Seeing the eldest son bullying the second son so miserably, the hostess sighed, and saw Lu Xingyuan sitting upright in the small water basin having fun with a water duck, so she walked quickly to the sofa, He separated the two.

Without saying a word, Xiaobailian and Li Yan grabbed her fingers with his little paws, and pretended to wipe tears on her fingernails, pretending to cry with a "humming" in his mouth, and twisting his body to give the girl The master looked at his painfully pulled tail.

Looking at Little Socks again, it is obvious that he is not as tall as him. He was caught in a fight but was still silly. After being separated by the hostess, he raised his legs and stretched out his front paws towards him to scratch him. Seeing that the distance between the front paws was not long enough, Instead, he raised his hind legs and kicked.

"Meow!" Li Yan glared at him, and pretended to move his right hind leg that was suspended in the air, indicating that if you are arrogant again, I will sacrifice Foshan Wuying Foot to serve you.

Not to mention, although Little Sock was usually too stupid, he reacted extremely quickly to such a naked threat.As soon as his movements froze, he became honest in an instant. He shrank his neck and dared not make a sound, and shrank timidly into the hostess' arms.

Now the two sides are wearing white lotus flowers, and the hostess is not fighting, nor is she not fighting.But looking closer, the two milk cats were indeed terribly dirty, which strengthened her determination to give them a bath today.

Li Yan was acting coquettish and cute while holding the hostess's hand. After working for a long time, he didn't realize that the other party was being disturbed. He still wondered why the hostess's resistance suddenly became so high. When he saw the little socks opposite, he suddenly realized it.

——If he is the object of being courted, and the other party is holding flowers and holding a bento with love, but is greasy and shabby, although he is still touched as usual, it is definitely not as lethal as changing to a handsome guy and a beautiful woman.

Well, they were so dirty that even being cute was restricted. Li Yan had no choice but to scratch the hair on his head with his paws, and saw the hostess carrying them towards the bathroom.

It was steaming hot inside. In order to prevent the three stupid sons from catching a cold and getting sick, the hostess turned on the heater on purpose.As soon as Li Yan was brought in, he felt the warm and humid air blowing towards his face, and subconsciously shivered.

He could see that the hostess was going to take them to take a bath, so he was relatively calm, but seeing the small socks in the other hand of the hostess, he was obviously frightened by the two large basins full of water on the ground.

It seems that cats are naturally afraid of water. Li Yan was first carried by the hostess close to the hot water basin. Even though he knew that there was no danger, when the water vapor hit his face, he still couldn't help shivering. Dare to let go, but also softly "meow meow" non-stop.

The hostess was so soft-hearted by his call, she loosened the little socks first, and didn't care that the eldest son ran away quickly with a "slip", holding Li Yan with one hand, and using the other hand to pick up the hot water in the water. Rubbing him.

Li Yan gradually got used to the water temperature, and seeing that the water the hostess used to rub him had turned gray【==】, Li Yan, who felt that he loves cleanliness, gradually weakened his rejection of hot water.

Later, he simply twisted his body, jumped from the hostess's hand into the water basin, and performed a 180-degree rotation in a very flamboyant manner. Unexpectedly, he fell into the water with a "plop" in the middle of the rotation, choking. A nose of water.

The hostess hurriedly picked him up and hung him on the edge of the water basin, and said, "Condom is good for younger brother, call mom if you need anything", and went out to find the little socks. Seeing how frightened the eldest son was just now, she probably wanted to drag him out. It took a lot of work.

Li Yan took a few breaths, spat out the bath water that was full of mouthful, and saw the stupid baby sitting across a basin from him with his finger in his mouth, drooling at him, laughing foolishly at him.

This kind of sock-like and silly expression made Li Yan very sad. He picked up the water with his paws and splashed it towards the little one, making a tongue-sticking grimace at him.

The little boy imitated his appearance and made an expression of sticking out his tongue. Li Yan was pleasantly surprised to find that this boy's ability to imitate is still very good. At least this grimace is so vivid that Li Yan felt that this expression really deserves a beating. .

Li Yan dipped his paws in the bath water, poked them into his ears to clean them carefully, and rubbed the crevices between the nails of his left hand with his right hand, making sure to wash all the dirt off his body.

Then he found that the little guy on the opposite side was still learning from him. Li Yan pulled out his ears, and the little guy followed suit. After touching for a long time, he didn't find the same bump as Li Yan. Scratching back and forth on the head.

Li Yan with a horrible face: "..." With this IQ, let alone the little socks, it looks like a big fool.

He stared melancholy at the front for a long time before he found a plausible reason to explain the little one's stupidity - after all, he is still young and his brain is only the size of a peanut, so maybe it will be better if he grows up a few more years?

Thinking about it this way, Li Yan feels that the future is not all dark. He thinks that the washing is almost done, but soaking in the hot water is really comfortable and he doesn't want to come out.

He knew how to swim in his previous life. Li Yan felt that the swimming postures of the human form and the cat form should be similar, so he took a breath and began to try to see if he could float.

It didn't take much effort for the hostess to dig out the little sock from under the shoe cabinet—thanks to the fact that the little sock's mind was not as fast as his brother's, and he didn't know how to run away when the base area was discovered, but only Foolishly lay on the ground and kept shaking.

The hostess came to the bathroom with the little socks, and found her son sitting in the bathtub with his hands scratching his bald forehead with a strange expression, and took his hands off from time to time and put them in front of his eyes to see if he caught something.

——Well, anyway, it is not difficult for a little baby to do some weird movements. Leaving aside this, what really surprised the hostess was that the little glove was immersed in the water and kept thumping, splashing water. Water splashed all over the ground.

She was really startled, she almost blurted out a scream, when she saw the little glove that had drowned in her brain suddenly raised her head.

Li Yan's head and face were covered with hot bath water, and he couldn't open his eyes at all. After brushing away the cat hair near his eyelids with his paws, he spat a few more times before he could clearly see the hostess standing with her little socks in her hands. in front of myself.

Hehe, looking at the stupid brother covering his eyes with his paws, it can be seen that he has a natural fear of taking a bath.It never occurred to Little Sock that he was so frightened that he thought that this terrible bathtub monster had eaten his younger brother. Li Yan, who had already subdued the bath water, grinned triumphantly at him, and then looked at the hostess. He gave himself a thumbs up.

At this moment, the hostess realized in a daze that he was swimming just now, and immediately praised him with warm applause. She felt that his unique spirit of exploration was indeed worthy of encouragement, and she was embarrassed to ask him where he learned his unique swimming skills. method.

—Looks like a drowning pig.