You can't afford to be a cat man!

The male owner came back from visiting the house and saw several cats in the house and Dazhi from the next door rolling in the snow in front of the house. He immediately took out a bunch of gadgets he bought yesterday and tried to share them with everyone. .

The first toy he picked out was the throwing cannon that represented his childhood memories. The host took out one on purpose and threw it heavily on the ground.

Thinking of it with a "snap", the cat Nika and Little Sock, who were still rolling around in their arms, froze, and Dasha stopped chasing Li Yan's tail and bit the tip of his tail desperately.

Seeing this, the male host thought that they were all overwhelmed by this novel gadget, and excitedly said, "How about it, isn't it fun? I liked playing with this the most when I was young."

It's a pity that as soon as he approached, Mao Nika turned around and ran in the direction of the hostess, and stopped after running two steps.She remembered that this time she couldn't abandon her two sons in such a frantic manner, she wanted to be a competent and good mother.

The male owner was very happy to see Nika the cat go back and forth. Unexpectedly, the big cat picked up the back of the neck of the little sock and flicked its tail at Dasha, signaling him to follow Li Yan on his back. Then he turned his head and ran to the feet of the hostess: "Meow~" Your male cat is sick again, and the children and I can't play happily, please take it away.

The male owner saw that the cat Nika was entangled with the hostess and would not let go, no matter how much she called, she refused to come over, and then realized that throwing a cannon, which makes a sound suddenly, is a little scary for cats, and it is very unpopular. normal.

He was a little disappointed, pinching the cannon that frightened the cat away without talking about the cat, he was stunned for a moment, and saw Li Yan whipping Dasha's ass with his tail, flinching with reluctance and reluctance. The Tibetan Mastiff drove over.

Li Yan found that Dasha didn't grow with his height, except for his courage and IQ. A half-meter-high Tibetan mastiff would be scared to death by a mung bean-sized cannon.

He is not interested in throwing cannons, but he feels that it is necessary to practice his courage. As a Tibetan Mastiff, you must be worthy of the titles of "God Dog" and "Tiangu", but at least you can't run faster than cats when encountering danger. Is Nika the female cat fast?

Li Yan originally wanted to compare the little sock, which lay so calm and motionless from beginning to end until it was snatched away by the cat Nika, with Dasha, so as to spur his summoned beast. , took a special look at the little sock who was still motionless after being snatched away, and found that the other party was not too calm, but simply frightened.

Li Yan felt so ashamed that he didn't even want to look at Little Sock right now.He felt that Little Sock was a hopeless type, and Dasha could more or less try to save it.

Dasha was slapped on the buttocks, and timidly came to a distance of two meters in front of the male host, and then stared at the falling cannon in his hand, not daring to move.

Li Yan yelled "Meow Meow" and tried to encourage him to take a step forward. After a lot of trouble, he hesitated and took a small step forward. Seeing the host turned his head to look at him, he reflexively took two steps back.

Li Yan: "..." He jumped off Dasha in disgust, and left without looking back.

——He wondered, a coward like Dasha could be reincarnated as a Tibetan Mastiff, why a real man like him who is as bold as a tiger can only be a cute cat for the rest of his life?

——The egg is still white. ==

——Damn it's still folded. =mouth=

—Fuck, fuck, fuck. =dish=

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With infinite envy and hatred for Dasha's majestic appearance, Li Yan lay on the cat mat and refused to go down to play with his friends. When the hostess came upstairs to call him in confusion, he tried to stuff himself completely Inside Santa's hat.

As a result, the hostess didn't understand the little milk cat's awkward thoughts at all, so she laughed and carried him downstairs with her hat.

Li Yan curled up and stuck to her arm, lying on the sofa not wanting to move, staring at the hostess' bulging belly in a daze.Speaking of which, she has been pregnant for more than six months, and the baby will be born in more than three months.

His resentment about being unlucky enough to become a cat in this life suddenly eased a lot. Li Yan raised his paw, put away all the sharp nails, and carefully touched her round belly with a meat ball.

It is a very beautiful thing to welcome the birth of a little life together. When Li Yan saw the hostess taking out a set of half-woven clothes from under the sofa cushions, his heart was filled with tenderness.

In the next second, the hostess took the suit and compared it with him, and Li Yan realized that the suit was not for the unborn baby, but for him.

The first thing he did after he came to his senses was to strangle the softness in his heart with a wooden face, and the second thing he did was to run away, but was ruthlessly pulled by the tail by the hostess return.

The hostess compared the sizes again, and took out a large bag of wool to ask him which color he liked.Li Yan looked at the bags full of pink, pink white, pink blue, and pink purple, and silently pulled the big red Christmas hat off his head to cover his face.

——I knew that the hostess's aesthetics would be caught in a sea of ​​pink and couldn't be pulled out. He would never have disliked this stupid Christmas hat before. Anyway, he is still more manly in red.

It just so happened that at this time, the male owner grabbed the cat Nika and the little socks back one by one, which meant that their New Year's release time was officially over.When the little sock was put on the sofa by the host, he was still dumbfounded, watching Li Yan with a blank expression and not making a sound.

"..." Li Yan was made hairy by his loveless little eyes, and silently rubbed against the hostess.

Cat Nika watched with great reluctance as the host closed the door. The tiger-striped clothes she was wearing were covered with snowflakes, which slowly melted in the warm room.

"Meow~" She shook off the few drops of water hanging on her beard, and then noticed a dozen balls of wool lying on the sofa, her golden vertical pupils lit up all of a sudden.

The little sock that stood between Mao Nika and the hairball was scratched away by his mother's paws, and Li Yan was even worse when he was thrown down from the sky by Mao Nika who was jumping towards the run-up, hitting his forehead right on the head.

When he felt an ominous shadow cast over his head, he reacted quickly and wanted to run, but his hind legs tripped over the miniature Christmas costume he was wearing.

In such an instant, he lost the chance to escape, and Li Yan, who was hit hard on the sofa, had a new level of understanding of the cruel struggle between cats.

He sighed and tried his best to hide away from the cat Nika who was rolling in the ball of wool. Looking around, there was no good hiding place, so he had to go to Little Sock.

The little sock came back to his senses after being shoved away by Mao Nika. He saw his younger brother leaning over, pulling him to "meow meow" and talking non-stop, and imitating the master's way of throwing towards the floor. He puffed his cheeks and tried to imitate the sound of a dropped cannon exploding: "Pfft!"

Li Yan poked the tip of his nose with his paw very calmly, and helped him shake off the water droplets on his face.Little Sock gradually calmed down with his arms around him, and became very interested in the strange sound he made just now.

He sucked his cheeks full of air again, and squeezed his three-petal mouth: "Puff! Puff puff!"

Li Yan who was sprayed with saliva: "..."

——He is so naive, instead of mourning as a cat, it is more painful to have such a stupid brother.Li Yan wiped his face with his paws indiscriminately, got up and jumped off the sofa, thinking about dipping some water in the water tank of the cat breeding room to wash his face, when he saw Little Sock raised his trembling front paws with a look of horror. Pointing behind him.

He didn't take it seriously at first, he just thought it was Little Sock. He saw the man who was so funny again, and when he turned his head along Little Sock's paw, he was also shocked.

In less than half a minute, Mao Nika managed to wrap more than a dozen hair balls around her body one after another, even her head was wrapped, and her limbs were entangled inside and could not be pulled out.

Now the colorful and creepy-looking Mao Tuanzi is stumbling towards Li Yan and Xiao Sock, trying to ask the two sons for help to rescue her.

Through the gap between the two pink-blue woolen yarns and the three pinkish-white woolen yarns covering her eyes, Cat Nika saw the expression of her eldest son who was terrified and about to run away in the next second, and hurriedly uttered a long "meow—— "He said, trying to identify them.

Little Sock: = Mouth = Mom was eaten by a woolen monster!

At first, he thought the long tail exposed by the ball of wool looked familiar, and he hesitated whether to run away, but after hearing Cat Nika's call, he turned around and ran away without any hesitation.

As a result, he turned back after halfway running, feeling that he had to avenge his mother, so he bravely showed his claws at the monster, and bared his teeth brazenly.

Li Yan walked forward very calmly, and used his nails to cut off the wool wrapped around Nika the cat one by one, saving the big cat from the wool hell.

Cats' love for balls of wool seems to be innate. Li Yan looked at the long string of pink and purple wool that fell to his feet with a tangled face. It was wrapped several times, and I tried to tie a bow with cat's paws.

He hung one around his neck, but Li Yan picked out four woolen yarns of four other colors, and wound them on each of the four paws.

He deeply felt that he was so beautiful dressed up like this, and was about to poke Catnica to show off, when he remembered that there was no wool on his tail, so he pulled a small piece of wool to catch the tip of the tail.

It's a pity that the faster Li Yan twisted his body and ran, the tip of his tail also speeded up. Li Yan turned around several times until he became dizzy and realized that his behavior had nothing to do with Dasha chasing the tip of his tail. different.

After the brain shrinks, does the IQ also shrink?Li Yan, who had experienced many blows in one day, slammed his head against the back of the sofa, stuffing it in with grief and indignation.

——He wants to be a cat by himself, to think about the future for the sadness, and not to disturb him by anyone.