You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan struggled to support his forehead with his left front paw, and slowly straightened his heavy head.With this simple movement, he struggled to find his balance, adjusted his body, and looked around in the mood.

This is the first time he has seen the whole picture of the room. The family is very rich at first glance, and they have specially set up a cat breeding room.The decoration of the room is magnificent, with small toys such as cat scratching boards and cat chewing balls scattered all over the floor, and four cat climbing frames of different shapes are erected in the four corners.

The closest to the cat mat is a leather toy mouse with pink ears and a gray tail, the size of a real mouse.Li Yan leaned over and sniffed it, and it was full of the smell of cat Nika.

It seems that the little milk cat has no resistance to the smell of his mother. Li Yan stared at the mouse with a bit of saliva and curled the corners of his mouth in disgust—it feels very subtle to complete this action with a three-petal mouth— — but still couldn't help leaning forward.

Seeing the ignorant and bewildered eyes of the toy mouse getting closer and closer, Li Yan struggled for a long time but couldn't resist his instinct. Touching my mother's toys makes me feel so happy, life is simply not perfect" horror thought.

——Damn it, I'm so cool, why don't you touch other people's saliva with joy!Not even if it belongs to my own mother!Li Yan patted the toy mouse hard with his front paw before sticking his face on it.

The mouse's head suffocated, then slowly puffed up again, making a sharp whistle that most rubber toys are equipped with.

Li Yan's movements subtly paused, squinting his eyes at the mouse for three seconds, and tentatively took half a step back, a struggle and tangled expression clearly appeared on the fluffy cat's face.

He hesitated for a long time, and finally looked around—the host and hostess of the house were not there, and Cat Nika was jumping up and down on the cabinet in the next room, and did not notice the sound coming from here.

As long as no one saw it, it did not cause irreversible damage to his image of being wise and mighty.Li Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly moved closer to the dummy mouse. His two front paws slapped it back and forth and kept making noises, and the short tail that hadn't grown any long hair happily shook it back and forth.

After more than ten hits, Li Yan finally felt relieved. He rubbed the pink fleshy ball on the floor where he had touched the mouse. Catwalking, raised his chin and left coldly and noblely.

With the lessons learned from the toy mouse, Li Yan consciously avoided other toys when walking around the room. He didn't want his rare walking time to be wasted fighting the cat's instinct.

——Struggling is not the key, the key is that the countless bloody facts in the past ten days have told him that the result of each struggle can only be a disastrous defeat.

It took him a lot of effort to come to the door of the room with difficulty.The hostess visited them once before going to work, and before leaving, she deliberately opened the door of the room a little to make it easier for Cat Nika to come in and out.

Li Yan looked at the gap with a length of five centimeters delicately, and wondered whether he could pass through it. The solid wood door made of American oak was too heavy for him now.

——It is said that the whiskers of cats allow them to easily measure whether the body can pass through narrow gaps——It's a pity that he doesn't know whether it's because he is too young to grow a beard, or because he is a human being and his instinct for traveling is not strong enough [Li Yan: qaq is not strong enough, a hairball!They were all tortured and cried, okay? ! ], he was really not sure whether he could pass it smoothly.

Li Yan used his human brain to think about this profound question for three seconds, and decided to choose the safest method.Combining theory with practice, or actual measurement is more reliable.

He tried to lift his left and right forelimbs to measure the distance on both sides of his head. After two consecutive times when his head fell hopelessly forward as soon as he raised his second paw, Li Yan gave up this method with a complicated expression. , he began to stuff his head directly into the gap.

Barely able to pass, Li Yan slowly stretched his head over, feeling that his shoulders and elbows were stuck, so he changed to a side-lying position after thinking about it.

The shoulder blades are always narrower when erected than horizontally. After changing the posture, it is much smoother, but once lying vertically, it is not easy to drill forward.

Li Yan landed on the left side of his body. His left leg, which was close to the ground, kicked against the wooden floor, and his front paws grabbed the wooden door frame vigorously. It took half a minute for his whole body to get through.

Because of the extra tail at the buttocks, a piece of bone protruded, and it just hurt a little bit from being stuck.Li Yan rubbed the red tail with the meat ball, puffed up his cheeks and blew a few mouthfuls.

It took him so much effort to get out of the cat breeding room, so he naturally had ulterior ambitions - Li Yan learned from the conversation between the host and the hostess yesterday that this house is a small two-story western-style building, and there is a door in the master bedroom. There is a large floor-to-ceiling mirror for the hostess to scratch her head and pose every day [the original words of the hostess].

Cat Nika is snow white all over.Li Yan's twin brother's little sock is all white, except for a small black fluff on the nose.

Compared with these two guys, no matter how much Li Yan wished that he was born with a whole body black—it would be better if his eyes glowed green, which would be the most deterrent—majestic black cat, but for his true Doesn't look like much hope.

The master bedroom is directly below the cat nursery. Li Yan originally thought that this kind of small western-style house would not be very high, and there would be more than ten steps at most, so he went down with his own efforts.

When he came to the stairs, =口=脸 found that this person was using a spiral staircase, damn it, it was a large spiral staircase that rotated 360 degrees—this meant that there were at least twenty steps waiting for him to climb with his short legs. Conquer one by one.

There are gains and losses in everything. The height from the first floor to the second floor is only this high. More steps mean that the height difference between each level is less, but each is still five centimeters high.

Li Yan stretched his neck to have a look, then retracted quickly with a "whoosh", his heart pounding.This is about the same height as falling from a cat mat. It is estimated that he can face the ground at least twenty times.

Is it a good deal to run to look in the mirror at the risk of my pinkish little nose being smashed flat?Li Yan asked himself three times, barely convinced himself that the scars were the proof of a man's charm, and began to climb down the stairs.

After falling down a few times, he was dizzy. Li Yan held his nose and sighed. Fortunately, You Mao couldn't see the bruises and swollen face. Slowly, he also found the pattern of going down the stairs.

When he was finally able to go down four stairs in a row without falling, a big shiny pure white cat appeared in Li Yan's sight range.

The cat Nika's eyes are golden-yellow vertical pupils. After finishing her afternoon walk, she returned to the cat nursery and was shocked to find that one of the two cubs was missing. She quickly started sniffing Li Yan everywhere.

Big cats have a sharper sense of smell. Nika the cat jumped off the cat mat, circled the toy mouse twice, passed through the door, and jumped down the stairs in twos and twos. A kitten struggling on the second floor of the stairs.

"Meow~" Mao Nika tilted her head and looked at Li Yan, who had shrunk her neck unconsciously. The second she judged that her son needed help, she happily launched a unilateral rescue operation.

She stepped forward and opened her mouth to try to grab the back of Li Yan's neck—this action, which should have been extremely simple, was not so easy to complete. The one caught shaking her head and tail was obviously unwilling to cooperate, and tried to stretch out her front paws to push her head away. .

After trying five or six times, she failed to bite the right place. Mao Nika was a little anxious, and she grabbed Li Yan's head indiscriminately and bit it down—her mouth was so big that she almost stuffed her son's whole head into it. .

"..." Damn it, is it that the author of the idiot wants to rewrite a horror thriller?Li Yan, whose face was covered with saliva, stared at the two very long and sharp canine teeth in Mao Nika's mouth with the =aaa=face of "I have a big hole" [Why not called cat teeth? ], too stiff to move.

No matter how entangled he is in his heart, the instinct to consciously relax his body every time he is picked up by a female cat still works.

In an instant, Li Yan, whose limbs became limp and extremely well-behaved, was carried up the stairs by the cat Nika with tears in his mouth. The door of the master bedroom, which was only three meters away, was inevitably getting farther and farther away from him. A floor-to-ceiling mirror stands quietly on the side, beautiful and blurred like a dream within reach.

Of course, an expedition that only takes 3 minutes to succeed fails miserably due to the interference of the big boss, and it will only drive him crazy and not make him cry. The real reason why Li Yan felt the warmth in his eyes was the first time Nika the cat, who is a mother and somewhat fussy.

On the 26th flight of stairs, he was accidentally hit by the cat Nika on the edge of the stairs five times, and the last time he hit his nose--damn it hurts so much, okay, I'm not reliable, can you put him down and let him walk by himself? ah!And he doesn't want to go back to the room, he's going to look in the mirror!

After much difficulty, Mao Nika stumbled—mainly Li Yan bumped into Li Yan—and returned to the cat nursery, feeling a little tired.

But today I successfully rescued the little cat from the stairs. It is still very fulfilling to think about it. Although her cat Nika is a mother for the first time, she is still a single mother, but she can definitely bring double love to her children. !

Cat Nika happily put her little son on the cat mat, and wanted to have an intimate lick and scratch with her grateful son.

——Look at this child's true heart, even a little thing is crying like this, this is what a meow mother should do, and the mother's infinite love for you is invested in it!

"..." Li Yan wiped his tears, facing the shining golden pupils of Nika the cat, silently stretched out his paws and rubbed hard on the cat mat.