future farmer

Chapter 1

In the noisy city, people come and go, and the lights illuminated by induction reflect the city's colorful and extremely beautiful.

Fei Jingshuo adjusted the music in the car to the ear-piercing level, listened to the rhythmic singing, looked at the scenery outside the window, and took advantage of the interval between traffic lights to straighten his extremely flat short hair. In the mirror, he revealed a very clear picture of youth. And a face full of glory.

Yes, the spirit is shining, starting today, Fei Jingshuo will no longer have to face the ridicule of those students.

"The family is all farmers, and they are destined to be farmers."

"Four years of agricultural university? It's all scum."

"Born as a farmer, studied agriculture, and continued to engage in agriculture after school, this life is doomed to face the loess and back to the sky, and to be short and poor all the life!"

Those words, whether intentional or unintentional, once made Fei Jingshuo extremely depressed.

After he contracted the mountain top for two years, successfully established his reputation as an agricultural product, and successfully signed the supply rights of a large supermarket, he was all vehemently retaliated by him.

The family is all farmers, and he is indeed a farmer, so what?He commutes freely, eats pure natural green food every day, and is healthy physically and mentally.

Four years of agricultural university studies are all scum?If he is scumbag to the point where he only needs to count the money every day, he is willing to be scumbag.

Born a farmer, studied agriculture, and continued to work in agriculture after school, doomed to face the loess and back to the sky all his life, and be short and poor all his life?

Just kidding, he has such a big mountain, technology is advancing with each passing day, and there are all kinds of machines, and the person he dresses up every day should not be too handsome!Only more handsome than you, never uglier than you.

Of course the most important thing is:

"I have money, I have money, and I don't know how to spend the money. I buy a box of iPhone 6, one for the phone, one for the table legs, and a few to throw away. Hey Yo hey yo..."

When the green light came on, Fei Jingshuo hummed a song he composed himself, stepped on the gas pedal, and turned his hand on the steering wheel, his expression was extremely bright!

Fei Jingsuo would come to this road several times a month, even if he drank a few bottles of beer proudly today, Fei Jingsuo was still very familiar with the road in front of him.

"Straight forward 500 meters, there is a corner, turn left quickly..."

There is a very clear map direction in his brain, but after all, Fei Jingshuo overestimated the speed of his drinking hands. When he came to the corner, the command in his brain was to turn left, but somehow his hands changed to turn right.

"Pound, thump!"

Violent impacts came from behind the car one after another, and the airbag popped up quickly but still could not slow down the force of the impact. Fei Jingsuo only felt a stream of heat coming from his head, and his vision gradually blurred. Fei Jingsuo slammed hard Gritting his teeth, trembling, he stepped on the brakes desperately.

"Squeak!" Amidst the sharp and piercing sound of brakes, the car was about to stop, but the car that deviated from the direction unexpectedly reached the side of the mountain without guardrails in this slow movement.

"Pound thump, thump!"

There was another loud noise, and the car rolled several times in a row. Even the airbags were useless in this situation.

He really shouldn't be driving drunk, and the traffic police really don't deceive people when they catch drunk driving.Every Chinese paper about drunk driving ends badly!

Damn shoddy guardrails, even if the signs tell you to turn left, shouldn't the guardrails be built on both sides?

He has just signed the contract, and he is making money every day.

Countless thoughts flashed in Fei Jingshuo's mind, and then all of them turned into a single thought.

Fortunately, his parents passed away when he was in college, otherwise it would be so bleak for the white-haired man to send the black-haired man at this time.

after that?

There is no more.

The fire that soared into the sky began to burn from all sides, and within half an hour, the car had long since become unrecognizable.

***

Impact, blood, fire all over the sky...

"Hoohoo!"

Fei Jingshuo frowned, panted quickly and opened his eyes, he saw stars dotted the whole sky, the light was suitable, but it was the most hypnotic night.

"Beep."

In the very slight sound, the sky dotted with stars flickered a few times, receding very quickly, and the comfortable blue sky and white clouds were dotted in the distance.

"brush."

There was a light sound from the right side, the seamless light wave in the room flickered, and the translucent glass appeared in front of him.

The extremely empty yellow sand and mud field, accompanied by occasional unknown plants swaying in the wind, was clearly displayed in front of Fei Jingshuo through the transparent glass.

This is a very sunny day.

This kind of yellow sand and mud is so desolate with the swaying plants.

Certain thoughts, almost instinctive, quickly slipped through Fei Jingshuo's mind, and before Fei Jingshuo could think about it, the quilt on his body was pulled out of Fei Jingshuo's control by something.

This is?

I don’t know when and where a billowing robot appeared, at most only 1.1 meters, was folding the quilt into tofu blocks at a speed that was completely inconsistent with the figure. With a single cut, the quilt was retracted extremely neatly, and then it turned back into a seamless wall extremely quickly.

Fei Jingshuo "..."

Should he say super fast or high technology?

"Hey, good morning, Master. Xiaodai has already made the bed. Master needs to get dressed, brush his teeth, wash his face, and have breakfast. At 10:00, he will go to Fair Farm to help Master pull weeds and eliminate insects."

The chubby robot placed its hands vertically by its side, two faint blue lights flashed where the head should be, and a burst of words came from the robot's mouth, mechanically without the slightest emotion.

Fei Jingshuo "..."

Should he praise the robot for speaking fluently?

Wait, let him clear his mind.

First, he was driving drunk?Well, because we successfully signed a supply contract with the largest supermarket in this town.

Then he got into a car accident?Yes, no matter how unwilling to admit that is the truth, he used his life to demonstrate the horror of drunk driving.

The huge impact, the extremely strong smell of blood, and the bright red flames everywhere... In this case, he should be dead?

So why is he here now?

"The owner is in a daze for more than 5 minutes, the default program starts, and the owner needs to be called by love."

Amidst the rigid mechanical voice, there was a crisp sound of "Wow!", and Fei Jingshuo was almost instantly hit by a cold feeling that hit his face from head to bottom.

Fei Jingshuo couldn't help shivering, even though his heart was full of high-end and complicated entangled emotions such as "resurrecting from the dead", after several consecutive shivering, Fei Jingshuo couldn't help but look along the cold source , I saw the positronic eyes of the robot claiming to be Xiaodai flickering upwards, and the water was spraying happily from above at the moment, and the target was Fei Jingshuo.

This is like suddenly returning to the unbearable but nostalgic high school days. At that time, his mother said it was the call of love, but the crisp and neat posture was comparable to the present.

"Hey, good morning, Master. Xiaodai has already made the bed. Master needs to get dressed, brush his teeth, wash his face, and have breakfast. At 10:00, he will go to Fair Farm to help Master pull weeds and eliminate insects."

The water dripped for a few drops and finally stopped, and there was nothing in the sky above Fei Jingshuo, as if everything was an illusion before, but listening to Xiaodai's mechanical sound that was exactly the same as before, Fei Jingshuo shook his head With wet hair, he silently and quickly got up from the bed.

No matter what kind of existence this robot is, the reality is that he doesn't want to be frozen to death so he has to obey the little boy's words.

The clothes were handed over very neatly by Xiaodai, a loose suit made of an extremely comfortable material.

Brush your teeth, wash your face...

Under the 360-degree caring care of Xiao Dai, Fei Jingshuo also completed it very quickly.

It's just that some normal knowledge is being refreshed over and over again.

What's up with this fully autonomous robot?

What's up with this high-tech way of brushing your teeth?

What's the deal with this kind of breakfast? ? ! !

The last point is the point!

There is a lump of green liquid on the clean and delicate plate, and a lump of pink liquid in the delicate and small cup on the right.

"Master, the green one is spinach-flavored nutrient solution, which is rich in various green vitamins. The pink one is the peach drink that the master specially ordered yesterday. It is selected from the formula of the ancient earth. It is moderately sweet and sour, and enhances the sense of taste of the master."

Fei Jingshuo "..."

How does this kind of delicacy's adjectives connect with these two lumps? ?

Fei Jingshuo has been very calm from the very beginning, although it seems that he is very likely to encounter the time travel or rebirth that only exists in YY novels.But based on the fact that Fei Jingshuo had no relatives in modern times, and secondly, he lost his life by drunk driving, and it is absolutely the best news that he can live again.

So even in the face of everything that was so fresh and unbelievable from the beginning to the present, even those things that completely refresh Fei Jingsuo's three views, Fei Jingsuo has always tried his best to remain calm.

but!

After sitting at the dining table half an hour ago, with a growling stomach, waiting with anticipation for a sumptuous breakfast but only got these two lumps of food, Fei Jingshuo couldn't calm down anymore.

Every otaku is a foodie, and Fei Jingshuo is the best among them.

As a farmer contracting the hills, he can grow whatever he wants to eat, and the green and natural food tastes extremely delicious. In the case of neither sister paper nor Chinese paper, study food, how to eat well and be full This is Fei Jingshuo's greatest pursuit, and it is also Fei Jingshuo's most successful project.

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the food can't be broken!

This is the motto that Fei Jingshuo used to hang on his 1.8-meter bed every day to wake up and wake up.

result....

Ha ha!

Breakfast is green, Chinese food is brown, and dinner is black. Even if it is said to be economical and has a variety of varieties, this is simply unbearable!

Thinking of the recipe that Xiaodai gave out rigidly, and that this kind of recipe would continue forever, Fei Jingshuo couldn't calm down.

Under the faint green light of Xiaodai, Fei Jingshuo closed his eyes and swallowed the two lumps of liquid that couldn't tell what the taste was. Proudly poking around with his sleeve, he squeezed for a long time and let out a smile and said:

"Xiaodai, we should talk."

"Yes, Master."

Xiaodai's mechanical voice responded instantly.

Fei Jingshuo didn't talk nonsense, and directly threw out the few issues he was most concerned about.

The current era, background, history, and some common sense of life.

Although there are no supporting characters A and B that are often seen in YY novels to come up to explain to him after living again, the high-tech product Xiaodai is obviously easier to use than Du Niang, except for the rigid mechanical sound that is not so pleasant, but half When I was young, Fei Jingshuo knew everything he wanted to know, and Xiaodai was obviously much better than the supporting characters A and B, so he wouldn't ask in a surprised tone, "Master, why don't you know this?" "Oh my god, master , what's wrong with you, why don't you remember?" Naturally, Fei Jingshuo didn't need Fei Jingshuo to dig into his very few acting talents.

However, when Xiao Dai's information was turned over and over again in his mind, Fei Jingshuo felt that this time travel was obviously not as wonderful as imagined.

Life has to be repeated, and it is the end of nearly 2000 years later. Many things that were only imagined in YY novels in the past have become reality.

Mechs, IQ machines, trackless levitating air vehicles, optical brains, and unlimited private space...

Just thinking about it is exciting.

Make mechs?Won't!

Repair mecha?Won't!

interstellar star?Can't act!

Parts manufacturing?Won't!

Warcraft domestication?Dare not and will not!

Theory tutor?don't know!

Reality is always so cruel.

Fei Jingshuo raised his head and cried silently.

Unlimited private space?It means that you have very little chance of meeting someone.

Mecha?It's so expensive, he can't afford it!Well, it should be said that no one can afford the planet he is on now.

IQ machine?Xiaodai is, but with smart machines everywhere, Xiaodai has become obsolete, but it is also the only housework robot that Fei Jingshuo's family can afford, a high-tech intelligent robot, just wipe your saliva and see.

Trackless suspension air vehicle?Hehe, in the yellow sand all over the sky, why do you sit on a trackless suspension car in an uninhabited interstellar space? Do you eat mud?

Optical brain?Well, this is the only thing Fei Jingshuo can use.

Without skills, without graduating from primary school, poor as hell, short and poor, Fei Jingshuo's entire family would be ruined by a meal of greens in minutes.

This is the reality Fei Jingshuo has to face now.

All of Fei Jingshuo's skills have begun to turn into scum, and he has now become a short, poor man who can only chew on the old.

From a local tyrant to a short and poor man in an instant, the sourness is indescribable

Ha ha!

Hehehe!

Hello local tyrant, goodbye local tyrant.

Hello Aizuoqiong, we are good friends and we will not break up.

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