[Transmigration Book] What to do if you dress like a cannon fodder in a novel
Chapter 30 I Don’t Know What Title to Write
"Are you a fool, that person wants to touch porcelain, why don't you call the police and wait for the social news?" Xie Yu rolled his eyes at him, he is really a bastard.
Zhou Ning was stunned for a moment, "What is social news?"
"Forget it, I can't explain clearly to you," Xie Yu said helplessly, "You just sit here and wait for the police to come before going down."
Zhou Ning sat in the car with his head down, frowning, "How can you call the police, I don't want to go back."
The person outside seemed to be stuck with glue, lying there without moving. Fortunately, there were few pedestrians on this section of the road, otherwise people would definitely be watching.
After a few minutes, the man saw that they neither got down nor drove away, so he got up by himself, went to the side of the car and slammed on the window, "Come down, do you want to ignore someone if you hit someone, get down!"
The man slapped the car window hard, Zhou Ning couldn't bear it anymore, before his hands touched the car window, Xie Yu grabbed him, Xie Yu shook his head at him, he couldn't go down now.
Zhou Ning leaned into Xie Yu's ear and said in a low voice, "Should I let him take pictures of my car like this? What if he attracts onlookers?"
Xie Yu didn't answer, but picked up the phone and shook it in front of him. Zhou Ning was not too stupid, so he immediately understood what Xie Yu meant.
The person who touched the porcelain outside, his words became more and more vulgar, "Bitch, bumping into someone is like a bad debt, bah, shameless, can you look down on people with two bad money?!"
Seeing that they still didn't come down after scolding them for a few minutes, the man took out a hammer from a nearby bush, and the hammer slashed across the ground, making a piercing sound.
The man raised the hammer and was about to hit the front of the car when a siren sounded, and then someone came over.
The person who touched the porcelain didn't have time to run away, and the policeman who was rushed over just took a step, a perfect over-the-shoulder fall, and fell to the ground.
Hearing the siren, Xie Yu opened the car door and got out. Zhou Yi slipped into the back seat and shrank back, fearing that people outside would see him.
Remembering what Zhou Ning asked him to do just now, Xie Yu raised a smile and said to the policeman, "This man failed to touch porcelain, so he took a hammer and tried to smash my car."
The man who subdued the Porcelain Man just now walked over, "This man is a habitual offender, and he often causes troubles in this area."
After the two exchanged a few words, the police took the person who touched the porcelain into the police car. Before leaving, the tall man asked, "Is this your car?"
"Well, it's my car," Xie Yu lied without changing his expression, "What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, it just looks familiar."
Xie Yu bid him farewell and watched them go away before opening the car door and entering.
As soon as he entered, he was amused by Zhou Ning. Zhou Ning was not short either. He curled up in the back seat of the car with guarded eyes. Those who didn't know thought he was kidnapped.
Xie Yu made fun of him, "Is that what you are? You are the police, and you have done nothing wrong. Why are you so afraid of seeing the police?"
Zhou Ning smiled wryly and said in a low voice, "You don't understand, those people are my cousin's subordinates."
"You offended your cousin?" Xie Yu asked.
"How can I offend him? It's fine if he doesn't bully me," Zhou Ning complained, "It's not my father, if I insist on going to the army, I'm not that kind of material at all, so I just make trouble. I went to Cheng, but entered my cousin's police station."
"That's why you ran away, that's why you're so afraid of seeing them." Xie Yu said clearly.
"It's not that I'm afraid of seeing them, it's my cousin," Zhou Ning hesitated, "My cousin is very fierce, and I'm afraid he will hit me."
Xie Yu let out a "puchi" laugh, and Zhou Ning broke the jar, since he said it, he is not afraid of being laughed at, "What I said is true, last year I was cooped up by my cousin."
"He also has a habit of hitting people in the face. I was beaten once by him, and I couldn't even go out for a week." Zhou Ning shed bitter tears for himself, "He just said that bullying me is easy to bully."
Xie Yu stopped laughing and said, "If you keep on talking, I won't be able to get home even after dark."
Zhou Ning obediently sat back in the driver's seat and started the car, "Can I go to your house to play?"
Xie Yu saw his intention at a glance, "You don't want to play, you have no place to live."
"Yeah, you are so good-looking, and you must be very kind-hearted," Zhou Ning exaggeratedly praised, not distracted at all, "So Xie Yu, who is so good-looking and kind-hearted, can take me in for a night, okay?"
Xie Yu didn't speak, and Zhou Ning thought that he had acquiesced, happily driving the car, even twisting around happily with the car.
"Drive well!" Xie Yu reprimanded.
Zhou Ning let out an "oh", restrained himself from driving seriously.
Along the way, neither of them said a few words, Zhou Ning held back his chatter, and silently complained in his heart.
He looks so good-looking but has a facial paralysis. Since I saw him, he has always had this expression, isn't he tired?
The atmosphere in the car was awkward, and Zhou Ning was driving fast, wishing he could get to Xie Yu's house right away. As a chatterbox, there is nothing more uncomfortable than not being able to speak.
Although Xie Yu didn't stop him from talking, but when he said Xie Yu to hate him, he lost the interest in talking.
After driving for more than half an hour, they finally arrived at Xie Yu's house. Zhou Ning let out a sigh of relief and said to Xie Yu with a relaxed expression, "So you live here, it's not bad."
Seeing his thoughts, Xie Yu glanced at him lightly. The security guard in the community saw him and greeted him, "Mr. Xie is back, who is this?"
"He is my friend," Xie Yu said, "No one has been looking for me in the past few days, right?"
The security guard said: "A person who claims to be Mr. Xie's uncle has been here several times."
"Anyone else?"
The security guard shook his head, "No, just this one."
Xie Yu thanked the security guard, and when he returned to the car, Zhou Ning laughed and said, "Mr. Xie is so charming, even the security guard likes you."
"What nonsense are you talking about? If you dare to talk nonsense again, don't come in with me." Xie Yu frowned and said seriously.
"understood."
Xie Yu told Zhou Ning where the garage of the community was, and parked the car. Zhou Ning followed Xie Yu and entered the door of his house.
"Your home is nice, can I come and play often in the future?" Zhou Ning asked.
"Are you here to play or to hide from your cousin?" Xie Yu pointed out at the sight of blood, which made Zhou Ning's face blush.
Weekend insisted, "Of course I'm here to play with you, cousin or something, I'm not afraid!"
Ignoring his stubbornness, Xie Yu turned around and went to the kitchen. After a while, he brought out a plate of fruit.
The fruits were beautifully arranged. As soon as Zhou Ning saw Xie Yu coming out with a fruit plate, he immediately flattered him, "Oh, this is really beautiful, Xie Yu, you are amazing."
"Putting up is useless to me, you just stay here and sleep all night, and leave early tomorrow morning." Xie Yu put the fruit plate on the table and said without looking up.
"Why?" Zhou Ning asked.
The author has something to say:
Continue tomorrow =v=
It's snowing, cuties, put on more clothes, don't catch a cold. ˇε?ˇ.
Zhou Ning was stunned for a moment, "What is social news?"
"Forget it, I can't explain clearly to you," Xie Yu said helplessly, "You just sit here and wait for the police to come before going down."
Zhou Ning sat in the car with his head down, frowning, "How can you call the police, I don't want to go back."
The person outside seemed to be stuck with glue, lying there without moving. Fortunately, there were few pedestrians on this section of the road, otherwise people would definitely be watching.
After a few minutes, the man saw that they neither got down nor drove away, so he got up by himself, went to the side of the car and slammed on the window, "Come down, do you want to ignore someone if you hit someone, get down!"
The man slapped the car window hard, Zhou Ning couldn't bear it anymore, before his hands touched the car window, Xie Yu grabbed him, Xie Yu shook his head at him, he couldn't go down now.
Zhou Ning leaned into Xie Yu's ear and said in a low voice, "Should I let him take pictures of my car like this? What if he attracts onlookers?"
Xie Yu didn't answer, but picked up the phone and shook it in front of him. Zhou Ning was not too stupid, so he immediately understood what Xie Yu meant.
The person who touched the porcelain outside, his words became more and more vulgar, "Bitch, bumping into someone is like a bad debt, bah, shameless, can you look down on people with two bad money?!"
Seeing that they still didn't come down after scolding them for a few minutes, the man took out a hammer from a nearby bush, and the hammer slashed across the ground, making a piercing sound.
The man raised the hammer and was about to hit the front of the car when a siren sounded, and then someone came over.
The person who touched the porcelain didn't have time to run away, and the policeman who was rushed over just took a step, a perfect over-the-shoulder fall, and fell to the ground.
Hearing the siren, Xie Yu opened the car door and got out. Zhou Yi slipped into the back seat and shrank back, fearing that people outside would see him.
Remembering what Zhou Ning asked him to do just now, Xie Yu raised a smile and said to the policeman, "This man failed to touch porcelain, so he took a hammer and tried to smash my car."
The man who subdued the Porcelain Man just now walked over, "This man is a habitual offender, and he often causes troubles in this area."
After the two exchanged a few words, the police took the person who touched the porcelain into the police car. Before leaving, the tall man asked, "Is this your car?"
"Well, it's my car," Xie Yu lied without changing his expression, "What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, it just looks familiar."
Xie Yu bid him farewell and watched them go away before opening the car door and entering.
As soon as he entered, he was amused by Zhou Ning. Zhou Ning was not short either. He curled up in the back seat of the car with guarded eyes. Those who didn't know thought he was kidnapped.
Xie Yu made fun of him, "Is that what you are? You are the police, and you have done nothing wrong. Why are you so afraid of seeing the police?"
Zhou Ning smiled wryly and said in a low voice, "You don't understand, those people are my cousin's subordinates."
"You offended your cousin?" Xie Yu asked.
"How can I offend him? It's fine if he doesn't bully me," Zhou Ning complained, "It's not my father, if I insist on going to the army, I'm not that kind of material at all, so I just make trouble. I went to Cheng, but entered my cousin's police station."
"That's why you ran away, that's why you're so afraid of seeing them." Xie Yu said clearly.
"It's not that I'm afraid of seeing them, it's my cousin," Zhou Ning hesitated, "My cousin is very fierce, and I'm afraid he will hit me."
Xie Yu let out a "puchi" laugh, and Zhou Ning broke the jar, since he said it, he is not afraid of being laughed at, "What I said is true, last year I was cooped up by my cousin."
"He also has a habit of hitting people in the face. I was beaten once by him, and I couldn't even go out for a week." Zhou Ning shed bitter tears for himself, "He just said that bullying me is easy to bully."
Xie Yu stopped laughing and said, "If you keep on talking, I won't be able to get home even after dark."
Zhou Ning obediently sat back in the driver's seat and started the car, "Can I go to your house to play?"
Xie Yu saw his intention at a glance, "You don't want to play, you have no place to live."
"Yeah, you are so good-looking, and you must be very kind-hearted," Zhou Ning exaggeratedly praised, not distracted at all, "So Xie Yu, who is so good-looking and kind-hearted, can take me in for a night, okay?"
Xie Yu didn't speak, and Zhou Ning thought that he had acquiesced, happily driving the car, even twisting around happily with the car.
"Drive well!" Xie Yu reprimanded.
Zhou Ning let out an "oh", restrained himself from driving seriously.
Along the way, neither of them said a few words, Zhou Ning held back his chatter, and silently complained in his heart.
He looks so good-looking but has a facial paralysis. Since I saw him, he has always had this expression, isn't he tired?
The atmosphere in the car was awkward, and Zhou Ning was driving fast, wishing he could get to Xie Yu's house right away. As a chatterbox, there is nothing more uncomfortable than not being able to speak.
Although Xie Yu didn't stop him from talking, but when he said Xie Yu to hate him, he lost the interest in talking.
After driving for more than half an hour, they finally arrived at Xie Yu's house. Zhou Ning let out a sigh of relief and said to Xie Yu with a relaxed expression, "So you live here, it's not bad."
Seeing his thoughts, Xie Yu glanced at him lightly. The security guard in the community saw him and greeted him, "Mr. Xie is back, who is this?"
"He is my friend," Xie Yu said, "No one has been looking for me in the past few days, right?"
The security guard said: "A person who claims to be Mr. Xie's uncle has been here several times."
"Anyone else?"
The security guard shook his head, "No, just this one."
Xie Yu thanked the security guard, and when he returned to the car, Zhou Ning laughed and said, "Mr. Xie is so charming, even the security guard likes you."
"What nonsense are you talking about? If you dare to talk nonsense again, don't come in with me." Xie Yu frowned and said seriously.
"understood."
Xie Yu told Zhou Ning where the garage of the community was, and parked the car. Zhou Ning followed Xie Yu and entered the door of his house.
"Your home is nice, can I come and play often in the future?" Zhou Ning asked.
"Are you here to play or to hide from your cousin?" Xie Yu pointed out at the sight of blood, which made Zhou Ning's face blush.
Weekend insisted, "Of course I'm here to play with you, cousin or something, I'm not afraid!"
Ignoring his stubbornness, Xie Yu turned around and went to the kitchen. After a while, he brought out a plate of fruit.
The fruits were beautifully arranged. As soon as Zhou Ning saw Xie Yu coming out with a fruit plate, he immediately flattered him, "Oh, this is really beautiful, Xie Yu, you are amazing."
"Putting up is useless to me, you just stay here and sleep all night, and leave early tomorrow morning." Xie Yu put the fruit plate on the table and said without looking up.
"Why?" Zhou Ning asked.
The author has something to say:
Continue tomorrow =v=
It's snowing, cuties, put on more clothes, don't catch a cold. ˇε?ˇ.
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