Transmigration of the bastard lord

As early as two days before the parade, Steven Simon had already spent money and carried out overwhelming publicity in the newspapers, such as "The Pride of Hein Farm", "Great Laborers", "New Hope to Create a Happy Life" Wait for the title to keep going up.Respectable people spit milk out of their mouths after reading the newspaper, and some not particular ones even slapped the table and laughed.To promote the mudlegs as unworthy characters, the legendary Earl Frandy is really crazy.

Ordinary residents of Anpu City are also ridiculed. Can a farmer who is lower than them be called a hero of honor?Is that great nobleman too busy looking for something to have fun with?Although he himself is not doing very well, the residents have always looked down on the rustic old hats in the countryside.

Old John of John's family trembled with excitement when he saw his son's name in the newspaper; his son was indeed capable, and this was already regarded as an arm by the Earl.As for the family members of the strong man in the Jim team, when the surprised neighbors ran to their house and knocked on the door, pointing to the single head portrait and the name below and asking if this was their son who had been missing for many days, the strong man The parents were puzzled for a while, and finally chose to shake their heads—their son was a coolie, when was he good enough to be published in the newspaper?

For the grandness of this game, Fu Youguang did a lot of preliminary work: first, let Steven contact the city hall and the Inquisition, and send troops to maintain order; of course, the lord will give them a day's employment money alone.Then let Borg find a circus and a song and dance troupe, and they performed around the carriage to attract popularity during the parade.He himself set off first and waited at the high platform built in front of the gate of the inner city.The parade circled the city for a week and finally arrived near the inner city gate, and then the song and dance troupe and the circus performed in the open air. He and the labor models sat on the high platform and were watched by the citizens while watching the performance.

Five luxury open carriages covered with flowers and ribbons were ready, and the model workers got on the carriages one by one.Captain Wren and Baron Ryan Bartlett took the four soldiers, two fighters, and security team members that existed on the farm, and rode temporarily transferred horses in full armor to lead the parade carriage.

Of course, before that, Fu Youguang had already set off in the carriage pulled by the manticore.

After more than an hour, Fu Youguang, who arrived at the gate of Anpu City, noticed from a distance that in the open space outside the gate, the invited song and dance troupe and circus were already performing to attract people.The vice-captain Bog who was waiting here immediately rode over when he saw the Earl's carriage, and dismounted beside the carriage to salute: "Dear Earl, this side is ready."

Although he often returns to the farm, the vice-captain Borg, who is almost permanent, is much more energetic now, and his temperament seems to be more majestic.Fu Youguang nodded to this dedicated external relations officer, and let the carriage drive into the city.

In today's Amp City, almost all the defense forces were dispatched: the rest of the city defense team canceled their holidays, and the Inquisition stationed by the Holy See was bribed by the holy knight Steven Simon, and generously lent all the religious pickets.

The carriage went straight through the central avenue of the city's central axis, and arrived at the open space near the outer city gate as a buffer zone.A one-meter-high exhibition stand was temporarily set up near the inner city wall in the open space, covered with carpets and set up a pergola; large strips of red cloth were hung on both sides of the display stand, on which was written in white paint: Hein Farm Model Worker Commendation Conference.

Naturally, today's display stand is not only for model workers to sit on and enjoy the performance after the parade, but also has a more important function: to show the intimacy between the Earl who is plagued by black magic rumors and the Holy See, and to let those who intend to cooperate with the Earl The power to dispel scruples; and publicize the favorable treatment of farm workers to facilitate the large-scale recruitment plan that will be carried out later.

The Bishop of the Vatican in Anpu City, the highest official of the Inquisition, is a bastard who only cares about money.The right side of the lord's throne in the middle of the high platform is reserved for him.Regardless of whether the bastard was motivated by money to show up, as long as the local Holy See has no intention of confronting the lord, no one can make trouble with rumors of witchcraft and black magic.

It was still early, and after the parade convoy arrived at the gate of the city to mix with the song and dance troupe and the circus, it still needed to parade in the city for at least two hours.There was no need for Fu Youguang to sit on the high platform so early in the morning to blow a breeze, and he didn't intend to take a rest while sitting in the carriage, so he spread out the work documents on the tea table, so he could do some work as soon as possible.

Of course, he didn't "leisure" for long; various interest groups couldn't pretend to be deaf to such a big move by Hein Farm.Not long after the carriage engraved with the Frandy family was parked in the buffer zone near the outer city gate, the mayor rushed over in a small carriage.

It has been many days since Steven Simon proposed the pasture deal, but the big groups who are full of concerns still have not given a clear attitude.Now that the Earl himself is here, who knows if this is a veiled warning?So this time, Mr. Mayor has to come even if he doesn't come.

Ever since the lord lived in Hein Farm and rumors of witchcraft spread, Mr. Mayor, who has a keen sense of politics, never appeared in front of the lord again.The sensitive Mr. Mayor thought this was another wrestling between the nobles and the Holy See, and he didn't want to get involved and be used as cannon fodder.Now, Mr. Mayor, who sat in the lord's carriage, faced the lord who raised his head impatiently from the pile of documents and "greeted" him with his eyes, sweating profusely in just a few breaths.

"Dear Earl, great lord...I heard...the Roger family and the Sol family have...they ran ahead of us, it's really a pity...Actually, several respected viscounts and I... I will visit you in the near future..." Mr. Mayor, who was already in awe of Earl Frandy, became even more flustered in his guilty conscience.

Fu Youguang smiled as fake as he wanted, and dragged his tone with a bad look: "I see. Then I will wait for Mr. Mayor to come to the door."

"Yes... yes, Lord Earl..." Mr. Mayor was about to cry because of his stupidity, God knows why he was getting more and more afraid of this guy.In the past, Earl Frandy was just moody, why does his eyes seem to be full of murderous look now?

After Mr. Mayor left in frustration, Fu Youguang spat hard: "Damn it, saying that a vegetarian meal in a corpse is considered a compliment... This kind of consul who eats people's flesh and drinks people's blood in an upright manner will be hanged by labor and management sooner or later." At the city gate."

Inside the earl, Sig rolled his eyes: "Idiot. Who will take this position after killing him? An excellent mayor must be able to play a role in reconciling the forces of all parties. I can't see the current Amp City. The 01:30 guy is slightly more suitable than that piece of crap."

Fu Youguang shook his head and sighed: "Yeah, that's why I'm going to show kindness to him now. Before I get someone who can replace me, it doesn't make sense to cut off these people, it's just to help another blood-sucking worm get to the top..."

Sig was silent for a while, then said quietly: "...Sometimes I can't help but think, you really are me in another world..."

Not long after the mayor left, the secretary who was assigned to take care of the earl's itinerary today knocked on the door and came in to report: Viscount XX, Viscount XX and Viscount XX are visiting...

The parade team from Hein Farm rushed to the outer city gate and mixed with the performance team that had gathered a lot of popularity.Captain Rennes, who already possessed the ability to command a large team, made the convoy line up in a long formation, and the security guards in charge of security and the performance team were mixed between the cars, and let the orchestra playing music clear the way in front.

The residents of Anpu City laughed at those bumpkins, but seeing such a big battle, they still couldn't help running out to watch the excitement.At this time, the religious pickets and the city defense team came in handy. They were promised a one-day commission to maintain order and clear the road in front of the parade convoy.

Respectable people who regard this game as a farce hear the music and noise from the street, and those who are more curious can't help but stand on the second floor of their house and open the window to look out; Slowly passing by the street near his house, those who couldn't resist the temptation ran out of the house immediately, wanting to see what kind of trick it was up close, regardless of decency; Colorful parade.

There are not many entertainments in this world, not only for residents, but also for decent people to pass the time; it is no wonder that a parade can attract so much attention.

After the city defense team cleared the street, a 12-member orchestra appeared in three rows accompanied by music; after the orchestra, there were sexy interracial beauties wearing exaggerated feather ornaments while walking and twisting dance steps; The clowns holding the ball made weird expressions, provoking the crowd to burst into laughter; after that, a strong man held an exaggerated banner, on which was written in big characters: "Hydside's First Model Worker Conference".

In the first flower-ribboned carriage stood the ladies, Lady Rose in a heavy black sand hat looking nervously from side to side, wincing and curious; Sally in her favorite skirt, constantly waving at the crowd and throwing handfuls of candy, causing waves of commotion among the onlookers.Little Sisna was reluctant to let go at first, but after receiving a lot of surprised, puzzled, curious and envious eyes, she became bold and helped Sally spread sugar together.

Their cheerful appearance quickly gathered a lot of popularity, and many people cheered for them all the way. Of course, the citizens will never associate them with the so-called "model workers"...

In the second car was Matt John, the only selected male manager. He finally woke up from his ignorance and knew his enviable situation. The railing of the car assumed a cold posture of a stable man immersed in thinking; he originally had advantages in facial features, but after being honed on the construction site, he was completely slimmed down, and his slightly dark skin was exposed, which attracted the girls to burst into tears. There were screams.In the third car is Jim...

Alexis, the strong man of the Jim team, with his arms folded, has been staring at the crowds on both sides of the road after the convoy entered the city gate; when he finally found his former friends, he laughed heartily and waved at them vigorously arm.

An old friend of Alexis was convinced that the imposing guy above was really his childhood friend after the big man on the float waved at him.The buddy was stunned for a long time before he remembered to run to Alex's house.

"Daddy! Daddy! I saw Alex in your family! He's in the car! In the car!" The buddy was so excited that he rushed into the yard of Alex's house without knocking on the door, alarming the old couple.

The neighbor who was about to go out to watch the excitement was attracted by the movement here. The person who heard the report said that Alex was in the parade caravan, and he was particularly in the limelight, feeling and proud; the excited neighbor and this The old man took the old couple together to watch the convoy, and kept shouting hello as they crossed the streets and alleys, calling the old neighbors on the same street.

When the parade convoy caused a big commotion, near the inner city gate, Fu Youguang finally sent away the upper classes who came to express their opinions one by one.

"How the hell can this still work!" Fu Youguang slammed his pen impatiently.

"Bishops who represent the Holy See are invited to come to the same stage. Naturally, they have to express themselves quickly. If they are timid and overtaken by their opponents, what will happen... yawn, I'm a little sleepy." Sig lazily.

"You're so sleepy! I'm the one doing things all the time, okay!" Fu Youguang roared angrily.

"Hehe." Sig sneered indifferently, and used a verse of Fu Youguang's world, "There is nothing in the world, and mediocrity."

"...If I can be separated from you, the first thing I will do is to beat you up to my heart's content." Fu Youguang narrowed his eyes and said.

"Then work hard, Mr. Magician of the future." Seeger sneered again, his attitude was so embarrassing that people burst blood vessels.Just as Fu Youguang was about to spray back, someone knocked on the carriage door again.Depressed, he had no choice but to ask the secretary outside as calmly as possible: "Is anyone else here?"

"It's me." It wasn't the secretary who opened the door, but the serious mage Mr. Davis.

Fu Youguang was surprised, and with one sentence in surprise, Mr. Magician was half dead: "Huh? Davis, is your aphasia cured?"

"...Please be careful with your words. Your Excellency." Mr. Spellcaster walked up to Fu Youguang and sat down, his face livid.

"Okay, what's the matter? Don't say you plan to go for a walk for three to five months. We really can't do without you now, respected Mr. Magician." Fu Youguang said.

"...Your Excellency, when you want to compliment others, please use a more sincere tone and pay attention to your attitude." Davis didn't appreciate it.

"I'm willing to waste my life saying this kind of meaningless nonsense is the greatest compliment, Mr. Davis." Fu Youguang stared with dead eyes.If a magician could be easily moved by words, he would say anything nice.

Davis held his forehead for a while, raised his head and said, "Your Excellency, I find that you don't seem to have the physique of a magician."

The corner of Fu Youguang's mouth twitched: "...first give the child a handful of candy, and then tell him that the candy wrapper is full of mud. This is a crime, Mr. Davis."

"Okay. I see what you mean. I'll accept your rude habit of cutting straight to the point." Mr. Davies said slowly, rubbing his throbbing temples, "...in the beginning I thought it was extremely funny for the serfs to call your actions 'divine magic'; but now I find that their cognition seems to make them mistake you for some kind of god or something. "

"Speak human." Fu Youguang remained expressionless.

"..." Davis lowered his head again, and gradually clenched his hands on his knees into fists; before Fu Youguang was about to speak in doubt, the always polite and polite Mr. The coffee table between the two of them.

"I mean you stole the power of faith from the Holy See! You bastard heretic!!"

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Fu Youguang: ...A black magician from the hell called me a pagan... Sig, can I beat him?

Sig: ... [Holding back the laughter and almost twitching