That's how willful it is!

He Yanfeng lowered his face and said, "Lele, you don't want your mother to come back, do you?"

Lele blinked at her father with a pair of pure big eyes unique to children, and said, "Of course I want my mother to come back. Dad, you speak so strangely."

He Yanfeng laughed twice, and said alarmistly: "If you want your mother to come back, you still don't allow your parents to sleep together? Do you know that many children's parents divorce, why?"

Lele has a mother these days, even if she can't be with her every day, she calls every day. Life is as sweet and content as being soaked in a honey pot.Suddenly being said so mysteriously by his father, Lele asked in a panic: "Why?"

He Yanfeng couldn't bear it, but what the little guy said just now was too ignorant and hurtful, he must be taught.How can there be any way to prevent parents from sleeping together?It's too frustrating to be a father.

He Yanfeng said cruelly, "Because... the relationship broke down."

Broken relationship? ! !Oh, Lele has heard of this word, especially in TV programs, people often say it, accompanied by the expressionless faces of divorced adults, and the crying faces of children, and then the children's home becomes In a single-parent family, the unattended children sang sad and bitter songs: "My father has a home, and my mother has a home. Where is my home?"

Lele threw herself into her father's arms, shook her little head desperately, and said, "You guys won't break up. You tell me that you love mom, and then mom should love you too. He let you kiss me today. "

He Yanfeng suppressed a smile, and said, "But you don't allow mom and dad to sleep together. Mom and dad who don't sleep together are the most likely to break up, and then separate, and finally, they have to divorce. Do you want to be like mom and dad?"

Lele shook her head like a rattle and kept saying, "I don't want to, I don't want to, Lele doesn't want to at all."

He Yanfeng asked persuasively: "Since I don't want to, what should Lele do?"

Lele looked at her father in a daze. After a while, her orifice suddenly opened, and she said, "I will sleep in my room obediently from now on, and let Mom and Dad sleep together."

He Yanfeng patted his son's head in satisfaction, and said approvingly: "Lele is really sensible, that's how she is a good boy."

Lele asked worriedly: "In that case, you won't break up your relationship?"

He Yanfeng ran the train with his mouth full, and said brazenly: "Then it will definitely not happen. Lele is so obedient, Mom and Dad love you, and they won't break up because of Lele."

Lele nodded half-understood, then suddenly raised a pair of small eyebrows, and asked distressedly: "Mom and Dad will break up if they don't sleep together, so if Lele doesn't sleep with Dad, will the relationship between father and son break down? Discord If mother sleeps together, will the relationship between mother and child be broken?"

He Yanfeng thought to himself: Son, why don't you ask why at this time, it's hard for Dad to answer.

He Yanfeng patted his chest and assured Lele, "That's definitely not the case. You are our son, it's only natural for parents to love their son, and they will love you unconditionally even if they don't sleep together."

Lele didn't quite understand, but she still nodded and said, "Okay then, dad, you can sleep with mom, I won't make any noise. But you must not make little brothers and sisters out. Lele temporarily I don't want younger siblings yet, the little milk baby is a bit annoying."

He Yanfeng agreed, and said: "Okay, okay, it just so happens that your mother may not plan to have a child anytime soon, and dad knows it. Well, children don't care about adults' business, you just need to do your own thing obediently." .”

After finishing the conversation with Lele, He Yanfeng is called a sweater. He didn't intend to deceive the child, the main reason is that there is no way to explain this clearly to the child.Besides, disharmony in the sex life will lead to tension in the relationship between husband and wife and even the breakdown of the relationship. Don't there often be similar reports on TV, newspapers and so on?He was exaggerating at best and not lying, right? ? ? ? ? ?

First-line dating agency.

Opposite Mo Cheng sat a lady wearing a bead-embroidered down coat with an oversized raccoon fur collar and delicate makeup, complaining endlessly: "...I'm not picking and choosing, the main thing is that you introduced me All of these are unreliable. Let’s take the civil servant introduced by Manager Mo last time. The others are so-so, just too picky. I went out to eat three meals with him, and although he paid for it, none of them It was more than 100 yuan. The first time I ate Chinese food, I only ordered one squirrel fish as a meat dish, and the other three were chicken feather vegetables like shredded potatoes and spinach. It’s only because I’m slim, it made me think, I’m really a little fat, and I can’t bear chopsticks. In the end, I didn’t finish the food, and they took it away. At that time, I was muttering. Not to mention, I ate at a roadside stall and a bowl of big wontons. Hey, just wontons. He called the clerk in the middle of eating and said that there were two missing. I wondered how he knew that two were missing. Well, in the end, he was so proud, tell me he counted them!"

Mo Cheng's complaints about her about taking out the garbage were completely in his left ear and out of his right ear. He aimed his eyes at the wall clock on the wall, thinking, why is it only Wednesday?It feels like it’s been a long time since it’s only the third day. It’s a good weekend, with food, drink and fun, cute children, and...hehe...a cute boyfriend too.

This lady surnamed Chen is a regular customer of Mo Cheng's dating agency. The so-called regular customer does not mean that she keeps getting married and divorced and needs to be matched as a matchmaker. The [-] blind dates failed to be successfully sold and became a slow-selling product, and became a "regular customer" of a dating agency with hatred. For this lady and Mo Cheng, it was a "lose-lose" result, and mutual resentment It's very deep, but, as a dating agency that charges other people's membership fees, they have to care about the feelings of their customers, so this lady can go straight to the manager's office and complain to Mo Cheng directly.

Mo Cheng also has nothing to do with her. In the business of matchmaking, customers must be the first. Mo Cheng often asks girls who are shop assistants to "smile, be patient, and meticulous", and it is his turn to be a role model. Be patient and listen to her chatter.

Ms. Chen noticed Mo Cheng's absent-mindedness, so she said dissatisfiedly: "Manager Mo, I told you so much, why did you keep silent? What's going on, you should explain it. I'm afraid they won't be able to get along together if they are so virtuous."

Mo Cheng recalled it for a while, and even though he was listening to the wind, he grasped a few points, and hurriedly said: "Hey, I was listening, and I didn't get distracted. I think he may be more able to live, and the economical man is This is not really a disadvantage.”

Ms. Liu said dissatisfiedly: "But you can't be too stingy. It's okay for women to be stingy. Diligence is a virtue, and men can't be too stingy. I think it's a sign of lack of responsibility. If you don't have money, find a way." To earn money, can you make a fortune just by picking up those few pennies? Oh, yes, he also asked me, how many hundred yuan a month do I spend for living expenses? I thought to myself, my god, What's the use of a few hundred dollars? I spend hundreds of dollars a month just to buy cosmetics."

Mo Cheng said: "This... concept can be adjusted. You can try to communicate with this kind of small problem in the future."

The lady said: "Let's pull it down. This person is definitely not good. I don't think he earns less money, but he thinks I spend too much. This is simply an irreconcilable contradiction. No, no, change me to someone else, no Let’s talk about earning a lot of money, at least you have to be a little ambitious, and you must know how to love your wife, you’d rather eat the chaff by yourself than spend money to buy candy for your wife.”

Mo Cheng took out another registration form from the file folder, pointed to a photo of a certain man on the form, and asked, "Where is this one? Have you met this one too? I don't remember much."

The lady showed a disgusted expression, and said: "We have met, we have met. This is even worse. The last time we met, my god, his face was like a big oil field. When he shook his head, there was rushing dandruff. It's too dirty! This is specially cleaned up for a blind date. If we go together in the future, he is so dirty, how can I have the nerve to take it out to meet people? Others say that I am a lazy woman who can't clean up. What about the family and the men in the family!"

Mo Cheng lazily leaned on the chair, listened to her words boredly, and finally said: "Sister Chen, we have indeed recommended all the excellent men resources we lead to you without reservation, but you have to know There are generally two types of single men who register with dating agencies and ask for a match. One is divorced and widowed, most of whom are divorced, and the other is delayed because of career or other reasons. However, if the conditions are special Well, generally there is no delay, and there are always well-meaning relatives and friends who will help you match up. In other words, your expectations should not be too high. However, we, the first-line dating agency, always provide customers with the best quality and most enthusiastic service. In this way, I have another suggestion, if you really can't find a satisfactory partner among the men we can currently provide, you can consider developing outward."

Ms. Chen hesitated and asked, "Outward development? What do you mean?"

Mo Cheng immediately sat up straight, and began to introduce with a smile on his face: "It is to develop overseas. Your selection may not be limited to China, but look at the five continents."

Ms. Chen was taken aback, and said, "You mean marrying a foreigner?" She immediately showed a disgusted expression, and said, "Foreign men have a lot of hair on their bodies, and I don't like them very much."

Mo Cheng said implicitly: "Actually, having more hair is generally considered a sign of sexiness."

Ms. Chen said with a look of disgust: "I don't like it. I bought a piece of braised pork head to eat, and found that there was hair on it. I would definitely use eyebrow pliers to get the hair tongs. If you want me to face the piece every day, it is full of hairs. Mao's flesh, why don't you make my pliers sore?"

Hearing her vivid description, Mo Cheng had a premonition that he would not be able to eat dinner. He really wanted to overturn the table and tell her to go away, so he had to recite a hundred times in his heart: the customer is the first, so that he can continue to maintain a smiling expression, saying: "The last time I gave you You introduced it, and you think that people have less hair."

Ms. Chen rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, that man, he has very little hair, and the hairline reaches the back of his head. He's half bald!"

Mo Cheng said: "However, foreigners are rich. We introduced a successful case last time. The man has a yacht and a private jet."

There are yachts and private jets!That must be a foreign local tyrant!If there is more hair, there is more hair, just sleep with a blanket, it is still warm.Ms. Chen's heart was in an instant, and she hurriedly said, "Really, that's not bad. But, how did you introduce it?"

Mo Cheng said: "We have all business contacts with overseas matchmaking agencies, so you don't have to worry about that. If you agree, you have to sign an authorization letter for overseas matchmaking agencies and provide four photos of your life from different angles."

Ms. Chen hesitated, oh my god, I still need a photo. It’s okay if the introduction is successful, but if the introduction is not successful, nothing will happen, so she asked: “Manager Mo, why do you want the photo? Go online?"

Mo Cheng understood the female client's fear, and immediately said: "Yes, all our overseas-related matchmaking websites provide information sheets with photos for men who are interested in courtship, but don't worry, these information are confidential Yes, without any unnecessary disruption to your life."

Ms. Chen said: "Just looking at it? What's the process?"

Mo Cheng said: "Let me use an analogy, if a foreigner takes a fancy to one of the women, he will send a request to us through the dating agency over there, and then he will come to China to meet and chat with each other. If he is satisfied with the further contact, he will date for a period of time and then decide whether to get married. In fact, it is also very simple. All you need to do is to sign this authorization Book, authorize us to use your photos on the Internet, and then, just wait for a good match from heaven."

The more understated the words, the more likely to arouse suspicion. Ms. Chen hesitated more and said: "I heard that foreigners are very promiscuous, and besides, foreigners are tall and powerful, can't they beat women? Also, You won’t encounter any perverts, watch a movie where people are sawed up with a saw, freeze it in the refrigerator and eat slowly.”

Mo Cheng comforted her and said, "Well, many of the TV and movies are fictional, even adaptations of real events are very rare. Just like plane crashes, there are so many planes flying in the sky in a year, and few of them fall down. It’s rare, but we can’t give up the plane as a means of transportation because of the tiny possibility, right? By relaxing the criteria for choosing a spouse, it’s actually giving ourselves one more chance and one more choice. As far as I know, there are many places in foreign countries Rare, unlike our 960 square kilometers where more than one billion people live. When there are too many people, they like to play tricks, fight back and forth, and even mistresses and mistresses. It’s just a wife and a few children for the rest of my life, and I’m not masculine.”

Ms. Chen thought for a long time, and said: "Oh, this... Let's forget it. I think about marrying so far away, with no relatives and no one to rely on, so I am very afraid. I still tend to find Chinese men. Come on , that semi-bald man, when will you make an arrangement, shall I meet again?"

After Ms. Chen left, Mo Cheng was a little depressed. Cross-border marriages sound beautiful, but in fact there are still very few people who dare to marry abroad, especially in this small city, where the concept is particularly conservative.I thought this would be a good opportunity to expand my business, but after repeated rejections, it seemed that the prospects were not so good.