The daily practice of mermaid pets

It's warm inside.The person opposite is Gu Kai's father, a serious but warm old man.Tears poured out like this, and I couldn't express the feeling in my heart.

Mr. Gu pretended not to see Wenxiu's tears, and said to himself: "It wasn't like this when I was young. The little bastard's mother always said that I had no emotions and no home. The battlefield is home, and it is my destiny." .Later, there was a little bastard, and I planned to take him to the battlefield. His mother disagreed, and I still insisted on going my own way. The point is, the little bastard is more enthusiastic about the battlefield than I am. Hehe, there were many more wars at that time than now .Star Wars that lasted for decades! Do you think the main star is so prosperous? On other asteroids, the people are much more miserable. Later, the little bastard’s mother felt that men and sons were killing enemies on the battlefield, so she wanted to come out I went to the front line to work as a medical worker. There was an air strike on the planet that blew up the entire rear, and the air-raid shelter collapsed. Alas, there was no survivor when I dug it out. So, I withdrew from the battlefield..."

Wenxiu, who was drinking soup, put down his spoon, listened carefully to Mr. Gu's words, and looked up, only to see that the circles of his eyes were red, as if recalling those sad things back then.

Wenxiu didn't know how to comfort the old man, and he didn't know how to speak.These comforting words seemed pale and powerless when he uttered them.However, he wanted to cheer up the old man.Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in his mind, and he decided to run the train again, saying: "Uncle, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry to remind you of these sad memories."

Mr. Gu waved his hand, indicating that it was okay, smiled and said: "Oh, I really shouldn't bring this up during the meal. I have been forcing the little bastard to have children. In fact, it's not for anything else, and it's not for the purpose of carrying on the family. It's just In order to let him have a stable home, let him have something to cherish in places other than the battlefield."

Wenxiu nodded and said, "You're right. In fact, you are right to worry. Apart from the battlefield, he cares about his family very much. Our child will be born soon. Although it is a mermaid surrogate, it is our second child." The crystallization of human feelings. Some time ago we conceived two egg babies through the mermaid technology, one was born and was hatching, and the other was waiting. I discussed with him that we have to wait for the old man to choose a name. But the nickname we already have Take it, the eldest is called Xiaobaozi, and the second is called Xiaoyu..." Wenxiu was a little at a loss when he saw Mr. Gu's instantly agitated expression and the excited look of pulling his hand.Is it too abrupt to tell the old man about it like this?I just want to make him happy, so I won't be self-defeating, right?

Mr. Gu looked at him seriously and said, "You mean, your child is about to be born?"

Wenxiu continued to run the train with his mouth full, and said: "Yes... yes. Didn't you send him a mermaid before? We, after discussing it, decided to artificially incubate it. It is... that is, through some means, artificially bred a mermaid. Two eggs." In this way, it shouldn't be considered a betrayal of feelings, right?Well, if there is no behavior, it should not be counted.He thought for a while, let the old man accept a mermaid that can transform into a human form, it is better to let him accept a person directly.Try not to transform into a mermaid form when the old man is around. Anyway, as long as he wants to, he can always maintain the human form and exist.

Mr. Gu was obviously very happy when he heard the news. He patted Wenxiu on the shoulder and said, "Your words are still effective! I urged him for so long before, but he kept perfunctory. He never considered getting married, let alone children. It's all right now, with you at his side to urge him, he actually gave birth to the child so easily? This bastard boy, he didn't even say a word after giving birth. Did he have to wait for the child to be soy sauce before hugging me? ?”

Wenxiu stuck out his tongue and said, "Uncle, don't blame him. In fact, he wanted to give you a surprise and tell you after Xiao Yu'er was born. In the end, he just let me say it. Will he blame me?"

Mr. Gu said loudly: "He dares! If he dares, I will not spare him!"

"Who do you want to spare?" The two were chatting, when Gu Kai's voice came from one side, Wenxiu raised his head and heaved a sigh of relief.It's really terrible to be alone with the old man. Fortunately, he arrived in time, otherwise I really couldn't hold on.

Wenxiu immediately got up to give up his seat, Gu Kai pressed his shoulders, took a chair beside him and sat down.Looking at Wenxiu with soft eyes: "Did you speak ill of me in front of my father?" He said and put a piece of ribs into Wenxiu's bowl.Then he got up and poured a glass of water for Mr. Gu: "Father, why did you come here without saying anything? I can find someone to take care of you."

Mr. Gu said: "If I hadn't come here quietly, I really don't know when you made a friend who is such a good chess player, and the two of you agreed to have children together? I won't do it." I got into a fight with you, and I concealed that I made friends and got into a fight with you after I had a baby. I just want to ask you, what are your plans for the baby and marriage?"

Gu Kai was stunned, then turned to look at Wenxiu, Wenxiu had no choice but to go out of his senses temporarily, and whispered the ins and outs of the matter in his ear quickly.Gu Kai hooked the corners of his lips, this really solved his serious problem.He wanted to find a chance to have a good talk with his father about this matter, but he didn't expect Wen Xiu to help him solve this matter without saying a word.In this way, he didn't have to explain Wenxiu's identity as a mermaid, nor did he have to bother explaining the child's affairs to the old man!Killing two birds with one stone, isn't this called inadvertently inserting willows and willows into shades?Gu Kai glanced at Wenxiu with a smile, his eyes were full of approval.

Gu Kai put down his chopsticks and smiled lightly: "Father, I planned to tell you this matter, but I didn't find a suitable opportunity. I thought you wanted me to get married and start a family, and marry a virtuous girl as my wife. Now I have Wenxiu in my heart, so I will definitely not marry a wife and have children. I just plan to cut it off first, and then you may not oppose me so much after the child is born. I didn’t expect my father and Wenxiu to hit it off. I have to say that this is really fate .Is it Wenxiu?"

Wenxiu nodded desperately at the side, and in order to divert the old man's attention, he changed the topic and said, "We were just talking about naming the two little guys! Their nicknames are Xiao Baozi and Xiao Yu'er, and their names are Xiao Baozi and Xiao Yu'er. It’s better for the old man to pick it up in person. The elder’s name is also a blessing for the younger generation. What do you think, uncle?”

As soon as Mr. Gu heard the name, he immediately became interested, and said: "That's natural, but you must be careful when naming my two grandsons. I will go back and check the classics and materials, and I will definitely choose a good name for my two grandsons." Name. In terms of seniority, the next generation of the Gu family should be in the first generation. What should I do? No, you eat first, and I'll go back and read a book. Yixuan? Yicen? Yi... I'll go first, you guys Eat well."

Wenxiu looked at the old man who was leaving in a hurry with his mouth open, pointed to the door and then pointed to Gu Kai, and said, "Did uncle also be in such a hurry when he was young? It seems that you have to do what you say, and you haven't finished your meal yet." !"

Gu Kai said: "Of course he wasn't like this when he was young, but he seems to have changed a lot recently. When my father was young, he was steady and quiet. Now, he seems to have become an old child? I really neglected him too much, so I should accompany him more His. I even forgot when was the last time we ate together, alas, sure enough, there are so many things I overlooked, so many that I have become accustomed to it."

Wenxiu touched Gu Kai's hand: "Then, when you finish your work, let's have a home-cooked meal together? How about I cook it?"

Gu Kai said: "Okay! It's time for me to take you back to my hometown in Zhongjing. That's where I grew up. You should take a look."

Wenxiu nodded, feeling a little depressed: "I also want to take you back to Kunlun, but I don't know how Kunlun is doing now."

Gu Kai said: "As long as you want to go, we can go at any time. Kunlun Mountain is not far away. It's just... the Kunlun now can be different from the original one. Over the years, the terrain has been changing, there have been earthquakes, landslides There have been too. Maybe, you will never find your original home again, so you have to be mentally prepared. However, I believe that your two masters should still be there. Aren’t they cultivators? Anyone who cultivates immortals should be able to For good or ill luck, I think they must still be waiting for you somewhere in this world."

Wen Xiu also nodded: "Of course, it's not just my intuition. From all the signs during this period, I can also conclude that they are still in this world. It's just that I don't know why they refuse to come to see me. Maybe it's because I want to see you." Leave me alone in this world to experience the ups and downs! I think, when I am mature enough, they should come to see me."

Gu Kai said: "It's good that you understand their painstaking efforts. Are you full? Shall I take you back to rest?"

Wen Xiu said: "You should take me around! I guess the old man is struggling in the study at the moment, I don't know what name he will give the two brats."

The two went out together, and Gu Kai took Wenxiu around the military base.In fact, there is no good scenery, but the magnificent military facilities, all kinds of cold and resolute lines, after Wenxiu saw it, he was quite touched.Sentimental and ruthless, who will comment?It doesn't matter whether these things are killing machines or bloody instruments of torture.However, behind this piece of torture equipment, the well-being and peace of billions of people are guaranteed.

No.60 Nanao ·

Regardless of how Wenxiu felt, Gu Kai was in a good mood.He has been looking at these facilities in the base every day since he was six years old, and now he feels nothing at all, as if they are commonplace.But Wenxiu is a new wife to him. She has just been married for a few months, and she hasn't been in love yet.

He is quite satisfied with his daughter-in-law's performance just now.It was precisely because of his daughter-in-law's mistake just now that he solved a big problem on his heart.He just didn't know how to make the old man accept Wenxiu. In fact, it was easy for the old man to accept Wenxiu.It is impossible to confess Wenxiu's identity to the old man, so the old man may think that he is an excuse to avoid marriage.I feel wronged for not confessing Wenxiu's identity to the old man.

Now it's all right, Wenxiu solved this big problem himself, and he let go of his hanging heart.In fact, it doesn't matter what he does, the big deal is that he will be on top with the old man for a while, and the old man's heart will soften when the child is born.But in this way, the relationship between their father and son will have to be dealt with coldly for a while.

Wenxiu was stared at by Gu Kai and felt a little nervous, he pushed him and said, "Don't look at me? I don't have any tattoos on my face!"

Gu Kai said: "It's stabbing, it's stabbing, I saw it."

Wenxiu touched his face and said, "Is it true or not? Could it be that rice grains got on you when you ate just now?" As Wenxiu rubbed his face, Gu Kai put his arms around his waist, bowed his head and said, "Look for yourself. No, I'll wipe it for you." After speaking, she pressed her lips on his lips, opened her lips and hooked the tip of his tongue and kissed him.

Regardless of the monitoring of various investigation facilities nearby, he boldly stood in the corner of the playground in the backyard and showed his affection.The eyes of a lot of bachelors in a military base are so angry that the major general is really, it's okay to marry a beautiful wife, but he even brings it to the military base.If you bring it to the military base, it’s up to you, what happens in the room is up to you, if you run out and blind people’s eyes, it’s his fault!Especially the scout who checked the situation of the base in front of the monitoring equipment, sighed and said, "When will I be able to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law?"

Of course, the resentment of the soldiers can only be vented on the screen, at worst, they can vent their anger by hitting the target twice.For the soldiers who sleep in the Datong bunk, flying is very difficult.Because even the toilets are ten-man pits without partitions!This is simply too cheating!They are all young and strong guys. Doesn't this kind of treatment force people to become impotent?

After the two returned to the room, Mr. Gu had already named the two grandsons.It was decided that the little leopard would be called Gu Yixun, and the little fish would be called Gu Yixuan.Because the Gu family has a traditional custom of using seniority every generation.In the son's generation, Gu Kai was used directly, and there is no crown generation, so the grandchildren must complete the generation.This generation just happens to be the generation of the word, so the two grandsons use the word to crown the generation.

Neither Wenxiu nor Gu Kai had any objection to these two names, Yixun Yixuan also sounded nice, they were both next to the word Wang, and they sounded like two brothers.But usually they still call them Little Leopard and Little Fish, which sound closer.

Because Wenxiu reacted too much with anger, Mr. Gu decided to send him back, and he himself set off with him.Gu Kai stayed at the military base to train his soldiers. He only had a one-month vacation, and they gangsters were so tired and lazy.He decided to start a seven-day and seven-night devil training course, everyone can!

When the soldiers heard that they were all capable, their fiery enthusiasm all softened.Two days ago, they were still jealous that the major general married a beautiful wife, and complained that they had no place to vent their anger. Today, the major general gave them some vent.

The soldiers who graduated from the sports school felt that physical fitness was of little importance to them. When they were in the sports school, they got used to running ten or twenty laps at every turn.Besides, the playground at the base is not much bigger than their school's.The two sports school students gleefully whispered to each other, Gu Kai snorted coldly, and said flatly, "Run 120 laps first to warm up."

Two sports school students almost fell to the ground!

120 laps is just a warm-up!Who said that a major general married a wife is the same as living in a gentle township?Who said that staying in the gentle township for a long time will melt the edges and corners?The major general is still the devil major general!

After 120 laps, no...no one can run down...there is no one standing on the whole playground.Gu Kai looked down at his watch and said, "Take a break for 10 minutes and prepare for the next project."

Crowd: ...

In the wailing military base, Gu Kai completed his seven-day and seven-night physical training, and kindly gave the soldiers an afternoon off.What makes them worthy of congratulations is that they didn't even have one at night!use!Training!practice!

The two sports students no longer moved to call their coach a devil, and they had just met the real devil.

But I haven't seen other effects, and it is certain that I will no longer be lazy in training from now on.Although it is now a time of peace, peace in the Huaxia region does not mean peace in other regions.I don't know when the tentacles of war will stretch out, and when the time comes to bring a bunch of lazy people to the battlefield, Gu Kai said that he can't afford to lose this person.

The devil instructor stayed in the base for a full seventeen days, and tortured the soldiers under him for seventeen days.On this day, good news spread in the base. It was said that the major general's daughter-in-law was born prematurely and his son was born three days early, and the major general would go back to take care of the confinement child.As soon as the news spread, the entire base erupted!The devil instructor is finally gone!go now!If you don't leave, you will be squeezed dry by him!

Gu Kai said that there are countermeasures and oppressive policies. Although there is no such task as 120 laps a day, physical training for [-] laps is essential.Coupled with various technical training, shooting training and flight training, the soldiers said it was still within an acceptable range.

And Gu Kai immediately flew to the earth after setting up all the tasks, and he was born prematurely again!This little fish is as quick-tempered as his brother!Gu Kai turned over and jumped on the light armor, rushing to the earth in a hurry.Wenxiu!Don't worry too much, wait for your man to go back!Gu Kai stepped up all the way, and when he returned to Earth, Wenxiu had already finished production.Mu Chi and Ye Hu were by his side, but he didn't see Mr. Gu.Wenxiu's face was a little pale, but he was in good spirits.

Ye Chen, who came in a hurry, gave him another rotten pill, and put the egg in the incubator as usual to crush a pill.I really don't know what the effect of this elixir is, can it also promote their growth like a chemical fertilizer?Gu Kai walked up to Wenxiu and stroked his forehead, the pain in his eyes was self-evident: "Wenxiu, you've worked hard, are you uncomfortable?"

No.60 Eight Tails·

Wenxiu shook his head and said, "Fortunately, you came back in time. Go to the door and stop the old man from coming in. Give me half an hour and I can recover my vitality. Let him see me like this , it’s only strange if you don’t doubt it!”

It turned out that Mr. Gu had heard for some reason that the mermaid of the major general's family had laid eggs today, so he must come over to see what happened.If he knew that the mermaid was Wenxiu, what would he think?Will he be regarded as a monster?

Fortunately, the egg was born before the old man arrived. Although it was very tiring and consumed a lot of energy, it finally resolved a crisis.Gu Kai didn't move, he lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking.

Wenxiu urged him, "What's wrong with you? Why don't you hurry up?"

Gu Kai said: "Or, it's better to let him know about this matter."

Wen Xiu looked at Gu Kai in surprise: "What... what do you mean?"

Gu Kai said: "Wenxiu, have you ever thought that it is too unfair to you for us to keep concealing the truth like this."

Wenxiu blinked, then laughed, and said: "So you are worried about this, don't worry! I don't think there is any unfairness. If I were an ordinary person, I wouldn't accept that there is someone around me who can transform into a human form." Mermaid. In my heart, I will definitely regard him as a monster. The most important thing is not whether the old man can accept me, but not to frighten him. What do you think?"

Gu Kai said: "I said? I said, since I am not frightened, my father will not be frightened either. As a soldier, I have no such psychological achievements, so how can I deal with the enemy?"

Wenxiu didn't say anything, but Ye Hu was in a hurry. He held his stomach and said: "You let the old man know that there is no problem, but I can't. I have been in the past three months, and there is a problem. You two Take your time, Mu Chi and I will leave first!" Saying that, he ignored Wen Xiu and Gu Kai, and dragged Mu Chi away in a hurry.Before Mu Chi could say goodbye to Wen Xiu, he was dragged out of the room by Ye Hu.Ye Chen, who was carrying a medicine box, was waiting outside the door. When he saw Ye Jie and Mu Chi coming out, he smiled and said, "You know you're home?"

Ye Hu chuckled and said, "I've completed this task, and it's time to report back to my elder brother. Although the completion is a bit messy, at any rate, after a big circle, the destination is still reached."

Mu Chi was going to find an opportunity to ask him what task he was performing, but Ye Hu took the initiative to say it out. He pointed to the closed door of the room and said: "The two inside are to match their marriage. Actually, it is not Matching their marriage, the ultimate goal of this mission is for Wenxiu to be ranked in the fairy class. Don't look at this little fool's stupid look, he has a pure female physique, and only his physique can control Yinling. Nine Demons There are more than half of the yin soldiers in the world. If he can cultivate to the god-rank level by then, those yin soldiers will surrender without a fight. Alas, I can't tell for a while. All in all, this matter is It started with a demon-killing order from the heavens. Why don't we talk while walking?"

Mu Chi was confused, so he nodded and said, "Okay!"

The three of them put on the light armor, and Ye Hu told Mu Chi the whole story.Mu Chi thinks that he has strong adaptability, but after hearing the story told by Ye Hu, he is still shocked and doesn't know where to put himself.I accidentally slept with a fairy?

The story begins thousands of years ago, when Taibai Jinxing predicted that nine demons would come to the world after thousands of years.But the celestial veins of the gods in the fairy world withered, and Penglai Xianjun was ordered to go down to the mortal world to find the roots of the celestial beings.She was reborn in a Danxiu family with the Ji surname, and the Danxiu family with the Ji surname has a remarkable physique, that is, to give birth to offspring as a man.Immortal Ziwei did not disgrace the destiny and gave birth to three immortals.Thousands of years later, Penglai has more and more fresh blood.The general returns to his throne, Xinglin returns to his throne, Sishui's twins return to his throne, and Siyan's twins are in Ye Hu's stomach.In short, everything that should be returned has returned to its place.Only one person is missing, the Spirit Control Envoy!

Spirit-controlling envoys are hard to come by, and the most important thing is to have a purely feminine physique!How can this purely feminine physique be so easy to find?Immortal Ziwei searched all over the ancient books, and finally found a disciple with a negative physique in the Zixu Cave of a Taoist family.It's a pity that hundreds of years ago, he survived the catastrophe and his soul flew away.He was heartbroken over this matter, and an old man found him.

Those two old friends were none other than Taoist Shaoxin in Ziyi and Taoist Zige in Tsing Yi.The two explained their purpose, Penglai slapped his thigh, and the immortal energy disappeared without a trace.God helped me, God helped me, it was so hard to find nowhere to find it, it didn't take much effort to get it!

It turns out that the disciple of the two Taoists is Wenxiu, who has a pure yin physique.However, Zige loves magic tools.One of them is the collection of soul lamps, which took a full 500 years to collect the three souls and six souls of the apprentice.But with a soul, it may not be possible to reincarnate, especially for this kind of soul whose name has been removed from the life and death book, it is too difficult to reincarnate.They had no choice but to settle for the next best thing and let their souls reincarnate on the mermaid.If you can't practice Taoism, you can turn to demon cultivation.

But the road to demon cultivation is too long, and there is no way to wait until the nine demons come to the world.what to do?

So Penglai told the Jade Emperor about this matter.The Jade Emperor then sent Emperor Huayang, who had a pure positive physique, to reincarnate to help him practice double cultivation. In this way, the training time could be shortened by dozens or even hundreds of times.

Then the problem is coming.

These two are the kind with extremely low emotional intelligence, extremely low, so low that they can be ignored.Let them come together smoothly, simply too!Disaster!La!

Swollen and broken?

Penglai Xianjun smiled lightly, fascinated many little immortals in the heaven.With a slap on the thigh, the fascinated little fairies were instantly drunk by the tearing personality charm!

"This matter is on me!"

So, there is everything behind.Mr. Ji Hongsen, the immortal king of Penglai, assigned the task to Jimin, the great-grandson of the owner of the Red Island, one of the Penglai Islands.And Ji Min entrusted the task to Ye Hu in order to train Ye Hu, and Ye Yao, the emperor of Nanhua, supervised from the side.After Ye Hu, a half-assed person, messed up the mission, fortunately he didn't disgrace his life, and the mission was finally completed.Well, as for what to do with these two in the future?That's their business.He didn't believe it, their children had already given birth to two children, what kind of trouble could they make!

Mu Chi digested it for a long time, but he couldn't digest it well.What Penglai Xianjun?What Emperor Nanhua?And Emperor Huayang?This, this, this, what are these and what?Could it be...it wasn't Wenxiu who traveled through, but him?He has lived for more than [-] years, why did he subvert his perception of the world when he was no longer in secondary school?Moreover, what kind of Siyan twins are still pregnant in the belly of his lover Ye Hu?Who can pinch him?Tell him none of this!yes!real!of!

However, things don't seem to be as he expected.Ye Hu's cheap smile reminded him that all this is really true, and he doesn't care whether he accepts it or not.The baby wolfhound that I accidentally picked up was indeed a fairy.And I, unintentionally, became a fairy relative.What is this called?

The gods are fine, can you stop running out and wandering around?Can't you have some work ethic?

The aloof Mu Chi instantly felt that his painting style was a bit off track, but he refused to accept the reality, and when he saw Ye Hu's slightly swollen belly, all the entanglements could only be resolved into calm.Isn't it a fairy?Immortals are also ordinary people, they don't have superhuman powers, so immortal relatives are immortal relatives, and immortal son-in-law is immortal son-in-law. Everything is for the children, even if they drink bitter medicine every day to wash the meridians, try to be a good immortal son-in-law!

No.60 Nine Tails～～～

Penglai Red Island.

Since the new emperor ascended the throne, these ancient immortal sects have traveled all over the world.Immortal veins are getting rarer and rarer, and the last dynasty couldn't gather all the civil and military officials of the mortal monarchy, let alone thousands of stars.So in order to replenish the fresh blood of the immortal family, the new emperor had no choice but to send the Penglai immortal to go down to the mortal world to search for the immortal pulse.

It's just that Penglai Xianjun didn't take the usual path, and didn't bother to find any fairy veins, but gave birth to a big nest by himself.The new emperor frowns when he hears the news, but it's okay.The descendants of Penglai Xianjun will not be far behind.But Penglai has always been lawless, if he breaks this rule, how will he manage the fairies in the future?So, on the surface, the Penglai Immortal was sent to the Heavenly Court to settle down on the Red Island to think about his mistakes, but in fact he was asked to work behind closed doors... to make a fairy!

Penglai did not disappoint the Jade Emperor, and gods from all over the world returned to their thrones one after another for thousands of years.In addition to his own birth, there are many disciples who are accepted.Now that Donghua, Nanhua, Xihua, and Beihua's four immortal generals have all returned to their positions, this is equivalent to the possession of the four gatekeepers in the capital. Finally, there is no need to worry about being attacked by the devil one day into the Tianting Zhiduan lair!The Jade Emperor was very relieved, and broadcast the training funds and equipment for Penglai's use, and ordered all the gods to help if necessary.

Immortals from all walks of life will naturally give seven points of thin noodles, are you kidding me?Now Penglai Xianjun is different from the past, his disciples and grandchildren, grandchildren and great-grandchildren are scattered in various fields of Xianban.If you are not careful, you will probably offend a high-ranking immortal king, emperor, and god.But Penglai's temper, alas, is getting worse and worse.Even the new emperor gave him three points, let alone these immortals?

In fact, it wasn't that Penglai had a bad temper, nor was it that the Jade Emperor gave him three points.The Jade Emperor really felt ashamed!Good gods don't let people be good, but give them a task to have children, so who doesn't feel angry?Although it was a blessing in disguise, now the whole island is full of apprentices and grandchildren, and Hanyi is having a good time with his grandchildren.But all of this is not enough to clear up the unscrupulous actions of the new emperor for the immortal veins.Such a good use of buddies?suitable?

Today's family banquet is purely a family banquet because it is not a matter of the island, so the main seat is naturally Penglai.Oh, by the way, his common name in reincarnation is Ji Hong.

Penglai yawned, rubbed his eyes, and complained to the eldest son beside him: "What's the matter with waking me up so early in the morning? Why did you suddenly pick me up to host some family banquet? I almost forgot How many people are there in this family? It is estimated that in another thousand or eight hundred years, I can’t even remember what generation I have risen to. Hey Bo’er! Where’s your second daddy?”

Gao Bo cleared his throat, and said, "I'm going to pick up your great-grandson-in-law, you have a great-grandson now. You forgot, Immortal Ziwei predicted that the twins of Siyan will be born on the island this year." Gao Bo tweeted Penglai: "Don't sleep, did you hear what I said?"

Penglai yawned again, and said: "I heard that, he's going to pick it up..." Penglai suddenly woke up: "Who did you pick up?"

Gao Bo said: "Great-grandson-in-law, isn't Yehu pregnant? I've seen it, and it's twins. The Siyan twins that Ziwei said, aren't they here?"

Penglai suddenly woke up: "You mean there is another happy event on the island? Great, I'll prepare! Hey? I have another child, and I've upgraded again? Well, let me just say it! None of these bear boys can Control yourself! When will you arrive? How about the little foolish eyes? This little guy has been foolish since he was a child, and I don't expect much from his picky eyes!"

Gao Bo, who was full of black lines, was speechless and helpless. Although he knew that his father had always been off-line and childish, and his words were unreliable, but every time he said those childish words and then looked at his picture. There is an obvious sense of tearing on the face of finely crafted.Sure enough, God is fair, giving him a beautiful appearance will definitely not give him a perfect character.

Gao Bo coughed dryly, and said, "Father, don't worry, I've met him before, so you're satisfied."

Penglai's face was full of dissatisfaction: "You have already seen it? Why didn't you tell me earlier! You know that I am going to be bored to death on the island, and that bad friend of the Jade Emperor won't let me go back to Heaven... In fact, there is no fun in Heaven Yes. Your second father has recently become obsessed with improving genes, saying that he wants to adjust the balance of human male to female ratio. I think I need to hibernate for a while... Is that... is that little muddled man fun? Why don't you let him come first? How many days will you stay with me?"

Gao Bo couldn't bear it anymore, and finally warned him loudly: "Shut up! Today is a family banquet. Although all the people here are family members, it is the first time meeting them after all. I have investigated his background beforehand. Orphan , there is only one unrelated younger brother who helps him manage the welfare kindergarten. You stay for a while and put away your childishness and look like an elder. Whatever you say, you are the head of our family, don't let others see the joke!"

Penglai rolled his eyes: "I stepped down early to give way to Xian, why don't you let Hong'er take over?"

Gao Bo gritted his teeth resentfully: "Hong'er, Hong'er, Hong'er doesn't even have a child so far, so I'm afraid it will delay many matters on the island. Jiuxiao Xianhu has an opinion! Said they are a fairy fox There is only Xiaozizi, who is now married to Penglai, and has not had any offspring for hundreds of years. He said, what do you think in Penglai? You Hongdao people will not give birth if they are prosperous, but the fairy fox lineage is withering. With this, he has been looking forward to a little fox hundreds of years ago!"

Penglai said indifferently: "Didn't he still have a second child?"

Gao Bo said: "The second child is not from the lineage of the fairy fox, but from Qi Yuan Palace! Are you out of your mind..." Gao Bo breathed out softly, and said in his heart that what he said was his own father. up!But he just couldn't get up and down in one breath, and his face was flushed from holding back.

Seeing him like this, Penglai had no choice but to pat his chest, flattering him and said: "Bo'er, don't be angry, Daddy knows it's wrong, can't I host it well? Well, you can't let people see the joke, you have to look like an elder .Okay, okay, I remember it all.”

Gao Bo's face looked better now.I was thinking about when to ask his father to correct this problem of being a good-for-nothing bed, but considering that he has worked hard for hundreds of years and rarely had a leisurely life, I let him go, as long as he didn't delay in matters big or small. up.

The light armor flew over layers of cloud barriers, and Mu Chi realized that this was not an ordinary light armor, but a magic weapon similar in shape to the light armor.Because it does not need to be driven or positioned at all, after people get on it, they will automatically fly to the destination according to the established track.But if this is a magic weapon, doesn't it also need mana manipulation?Looking at the two leisurely people in the cabin, Mu Chi once again suppressed the urge to inquire about this magic weapon.

Curious in my heart, I only heard a thud outside the cabin, accompanied by a nice child's voice: "The East China Sea has arrived."

Ye Hu rubbed Mu Chi's shoulder with a smile and said, "I'm going to dive~" Then he yelled at someone: "Xiao Jin, I want to see the coral!"

Then the nice childish voice just now replied indifferently: "Childish!"

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Ye Hu lay back on the chair, and said in a good mood: "Is it me or you who is naive? Just now who was bored chasing a sparrow for a long time? I just looked at the coral! Let me tell you, Xiao Jin, Don't think that I can't see your little movements when I'm in your stomach."

in stomach?Mu Chi's face was a little ugly, and he suddenly thought that in Journey to the West, Monkey King likes to get into the belly of monsters and ghosts at every turn, and tortured a monster until he was half dead.Now, he also learned how to get Monkey King into the stomach of some monster?This life experience is simply too subversive!

Ye Hu seemed to see Mu Chi's doubts, so he pointed to the top of his head and introduced, "Xiao Jin, he is the illegitimate child of the Clear Water Beast and the Nine Heavens Golden Dragon."

"You are the illegitimate child! You are the illegitimate child!! Your whole family is an illegitimate child!!!" The voice was particularly loud, full of dissatisfaction and protest: "There is no coral today! No! Go back and wait to kneel in the ancestral hall!"

Mu Chi: ...

Ye Hu's head was full of black lines: "It has a bad temper, don't take it for granted. But it is indeed an illegitimate child." Ye Hu whispered in Mu Chi's ear: "The Bishui Jinjing Beast cheated on the Nine Heavens Golden Dragon, and was beaten half to death by his wife to write a piece of paper. The divorce letter was thrown out. Later, Xiaojin was born and hid in the East China Sea. Later, Xiaojin worshiped under the elder brother's door, and now it is the Rolls-Royce on our island~!" Super luxury car!

Mu Chi: ...

Ye Hu continued to chatter: "There is a large mountain in front of you.