The daily practice of mermaid pets

, Wen Xiucai asked: "Student Guo, where are we going?"

Guo replied, "Where does Wenxiu want to go?"

Wen Xiu said: "The place I want to go the most is Kunlun, but unfortunately, I can't go."

Guo Kai asked: "Why can't you go?"

Wen Xiu said: "It's hard to say, I can't go out now. My... my... people who take care of me don't allow me to go out."

Guo Kaidao: "Is it your guardian? Why doesn't he allow you to go out?"

Wen Xiu said: "Well...he said it was too dangerous outside, and he wouldn't let me go out alone."

Guo Kai smiled: "That's true, do you really want to go out?"

Wen Xiu said: "I don't really think about it. What I want most now is to practice hard. When my cultivation level improves, no one can stop me."

Alas, this simple child.

Guo Kai said again: "Student Wenxiu, with all due respect, is the cultivation you mentioned the cultivation I understand? Cultivate spells like Taoist priests, and become immortals?"

Wen Xiu said: "Yes, I am a Taoist cultivator. Although I am a casual cultivator, it is also orthodox. Back then, there were nine factions of casual cultivators. The more famous ones were our Kunlun Zixudong and Qiyuan Palace. There is also a sect of alchemy cultivators. It seems to be a big family, surnamed Ji."

This kid is really real, and he can tell everything if he asks a little.

Guo Kaidao: "Oh, so that's the case. Hehe, student Wenxiu, you can just tell me about these things, don't tell anyone else."

Wenxiu was puzzled: "Why?"

Guo Kaidao: "There are no people who practice Taoism and immortality in this world. Not only are there no people who cultivate Taoism and immortality, even Taoism and Buddhism can hardly find believers. Buddhism is good, especially Taoism. You can't even find a Taoist temple. If you Tell others that you are a cultivator, and others will only think you are crazy and crazy."

Wenxiu understood everything before, but behind...

Wen Xiu said, "What is a neuropathy?"

Guo Kaidao: "It's a symptom of madness."

Wenxiu nodded knowingly: "So that's it. No wonder Mr. Mu asked me to fill in the things I filled out on the form when I signed up. It seems that I was treated as crazy by him..."

Guo Kai couldn't help but want to laugh, this kid is really straightforward.

Guo Kaidao: "You want to go to Kunlun, don't you? How about I take you there?"

Wen Xiudao: "Brother... Uh, can classmate Guo really take me to Kunlun?"

Guo Kaidao: "Of course, if you don't believe me, close your eyes."

Wenxiu closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he was already in the vast snowy sea on the top of Kunlun.

Wenxiu was so excited that he couldn't express it. He looked left and right, and shouted: "Master, uncle! Wenxiu is back to see you!" Then he ran down the mountain like crazy.

Guo Kai immediately stopped him and asked, "Wenxiu, where are you going?"

At this time, Wenxiu had tears streaming down his face: "Student Guo, I'm sorry. I'm going down the mountain to find my master and uncle. I haven't seen them for nearly a thousand years. Master and uncle must be worried about me..." said Wenxiu Xiu knelt down forcefully: "This apprentice is unfilial and has caused master and uncle to worry for thousands of years. This apprentice is guilty!"

Guo Kai immediately pulled Wenxiu up: "Wenxiu, calm down! This is a snow mountain, have you ever felt cold?"

Wenxiu stopped tears, blinked, and shook his head: "No."

Guo Kaidao: "That's right, this is just a holographic scene simulated by a computer, not the real Kunlun Mountain. You won't feel the cold, and of course you won't have your master and uncle."

Wenxiu was at a loss, he looked up and around.The vast snow-capped peaks soar into the clouds, the mountains are surrounded by the sun, and the clouds fall to the bottom of the cliffs. Is this really just an illusion?That's right, Mr. V once told him that everything here is an illusion simulated by the magic weapon called intelligent holographic computer.Alas, it's all his fault that he misses Master and Martial Uncle so much that he even forgot about this.

"This... yes! It's been a thousand years, even if it's the real Kunlun, the master and uncle may have passed away long ago. How can I see them again..."

Guo Kai looked at Wenxiu's disappointed and lonely eyes with complicated emotions, originally he wanted to make the little mermaid happy, why did he become like this.His master and uncle must be like parents to him, that's why he has such a dependent feeling on them.Seeing him sad, he felt very uncomfortable.Guo Kai knelt down and wiped Wenxiu's tears: "Although these scenes are all virtual, your feelings are real. I know you are lonely living alone in this world, but you think, if your master and Uncle Shi knows your loneliness and helplessness, what will they do? Will they be worried? Will they be sad? If you want your master and uncle to feel at ease, you should live a good life, make more friends, and do what you should do At that time, if you really see your master and uncle again, you can also tell them that when you grow up, you are no longer the child who only knew how to rely on them before, right? "

Wenxiu looked up at this ordinary-looking but approachable elder brother, and nodded.

yes!Uncle Shi has always said that Wenxiu is more than intelligent but not experienced enough, so he should spend more time in the world.Master kept saying, my little Wenxiu is still young, so it's not too late to wait.The master has always loved him, and although the master uncle is strict, he still can't bear to let him go out alone.Classmate Guo is right, he should not be sad, but should work hard to practice and experience in this world.At that time, even if you fail again, if you meet Master and Uncle in the underworld, you can tell them that Wenxiu is doing well.

Guo Kai patted Wenxiu on the shoulder and led him away from the Kunlun scene.

The two quit the intelligent holographic computer one after another, saying goodbye with their own concerns.

Because Wenxiu had something on his mind, he didn't eat much for dinner, and he only ate two mouthfuls of rice in the lunch box that Gu Kai sent.Gu Kai took the lunch box away, gave him a complicated look, and didn't say much.

One night, Wenxiu practiced desperately, but because of too much anxiety, the more he practiced, the more tired he became.Practicing meditation itself is a rest, because the mind cannot calm down, so it is counterproductive.Wenxiu felt that his mind was too heavy to benefit Qingxiu, what happened after the house was seized?Why can't I find the feeling of practicing all night?Alas, could it be the mermaid's physique?

I can't fall asleep even if I sleep, and I can't find the right way to practice.Wenxiu intends to go out to relax and take a breath.When passing through the hall, I heard a majestic and powerful voice speaking: "I heard that you married a gay man?"

What followed was Gu Kai's nonchalant answer: "Oh."

As soon as I heard it, I knew it was Ding Bo who said it, and the news spread fast enough.That's why he doesn't want someone to take care of him, no matter what kind of person he is, he will become the old man's mouthpiece.

The majestic and powerful voice said sullenly: "Don't try to perfuse me anymore, I have made concessions over and over again, do you want me to bring a few more daughters from aristocratic families to give you a blind date?"

No.11 Tail～～～

Gu Kai shrugged: "That's your business."

"You!" Mr. Gu will always be helpless towards his son. No matter how ruthless the moves he uses, hitting his son is like stabbing a cotton with a knife. It doesn't hurt at all, and instead he waved his hand limply.

Mr. Gu said: "Ah Kai! In two months, it will be my 78th birthday."

Gu Kai frowned slightly and said nothing.

Old man Gu sighed: "I have no other request, I just hope that you can leave a concubine for the Gu family before I close my eyes." After speaking, his voice was already a little trembling.

Mr. Gu seemed to be unable to continue. He pushed the door and walked out, but saw Wenxiu hiding behind the door as if he was startled. He was about to explain that he didn't eavesdrop on purpose, but he saw Gu Kai winking at him desperately. .

yes!Mermaids can't talk...

Wenxiu had no choice but to pretend to be dumb, standing aside and pretending to be scared.

The old man came over, raised his hand and pinched Wenxiu's ear, looked behind Wenxiu's ear, immediately frowned and said to Gu Kai, "Haven't you moved?"

Gu Kai said expressionlessly, "As you can see."

Mr. Gu thought for a while, and said: "After three months, if he still hasn't moved, I will send someone to send this mermaid away, and make an engagement for you immediately."

Gu Kai: ...

Wenxiu: ...

Old man Gu slammed the door and left, Gu Kai looked at Wenxiu and walked away on his own.

Wenxiu looked at Gu Kai's back thoughtfully, but heard Gu Kai say as he walked, "You can live here with peace of mind, I won't let the old man send you away."

Wenxiu was a little moved in his heart. Uncle Shi was right, people who look cold on the outside are really gentle and kind on the inside.

Wenxiu felt that he should say something, so he turned to Gu Kai's back and said, "What can I do for you?"

Gu Kai turned around and tilted his head to look at him: "Can you help me have a baby?"

Wenxiu: ...

Gu Kai: "Then be honest and stay." After speaking, he turned and left.

Wenxiu sighed, do I have nothing else to do besides having children?I have the root of wisdom, even the roots are good, and I know how to practice, why don't I teach you!

Wenxiu, who originally wanted to go out to get some air, felt even more blocked, and was not in the mood to go out.Wenxiu turned back to the room and continued to practice with his eyes closed, but found that he couldn't get into samadhi no matter what, as if he had entered a small bottleneck.He didn't know much about demon cultivators, and he didn't know whether he would enter a bottleneck period after cultivating inner alchemy.Tried to settle down, but still couldn't do anything.

Wenxiu sighed, he had never felt this way before, his cultivation had been going smoothly before, and he hadn't even encountered a bottleneck period.Master and uncle were surprised!It is said that he is a rare genius who is rare in a century and a thousand years.But what happened now?Could it be that there are distracting thoughts in your mind?However, he thinks that he has many ways to get rid of distracting thoughts, and he will not be affected by these distracting thoughts.

Alas, that's all, since you can't break through, it's better not to break through by force, so as not to go crazy.Wenxiu opened his eyes and found that the whole morning had just passed.At noon, Gu Kai brought him a bowl of shredded chicken noodles, which tasted very good, so he ate more.Wenxiu was bored and sat on the edge of the bed in a daze. He really had nothing to do, so he had to enter the space of the intelligent holographic computer again.

After entering the classroom, I found that there was no one in the classroom. After asking Xiao V, I found out that today is the weekend.What is the weekend?After checking the information, Wenxiu found out that people now have seven days a week, with two days off for every five days of work.On weekends, except for the service industry, other industries must rest, and if they have to work overtime, the employer must pay three times more than usual.Wenxiu thinks this rule is quite good.In the past, not to mention weekends, there may not have been single days. This era is really prosperous, and people only need to work 22 days a month, and only need to work four hours a day.

He couldn't break through the bottleneck in practice, but he had a rest day when he was in class, and he happened to meet the old father who came to urge the owner to have a baby when he went out to breathe. The series of things that happened today made Wenxiu feel a little stuck.Why has he been so emotional recently?Never had this before when I followed Master and Uncle!

"Student Wenxiu!" Just as Wenxiu was feeling bored, a voice came.

Wenxiu turned around and saw that Guo Kai was walking towards him, Wenxiu immediately clasped his fists together: "Student Guo."

Guo Kaidao: "Student Wenxiu, modern people do not greet each other like this. If you are an elder, you can bow, if you are a peer, you can just wave your hand. Like me, raise your right hand and say hello, or just say hello." Hi! If you want to show friendship, extend your right hand and shake hands." Guo Kai stretched out his right hand, Wen Xiu stretched out his right hand, and they held hands together.

Wenxiu smiled embarrassedly: "So that's how it is, hehe, the etiquette is really interesting now." It's much better than in his time, just kneeling down and bowing.It's still good in this era, simple and decent.

Guo Kaidao: "I saw you were absent-minded just now, do you have something on your mind?"

Wen Xiu said, "It's... that's all, it's nothing."

Guo Kaidao: "If you have something on your mind, you might as well tell me. We are friends, aren't we?"

"Friend?" This word is so strange, as if he has lived for more than 500 years and has never had a friend.The playmates are all descendants of spirit beasts from the back mountain of Kunlun, if they are considered friends.

Wenxiu smiled and nodded: "Yes, we are friends now." Unexpectedly, he also made friends.

Guo laughed and said, "Then can you tell me what's on your mind?"

Wenxiu thought about it over and over again. Gu Kai said that you can't talk to people, because not everyone can accept a talking mermaid.However, my uncle also said, treat people with sincerity, and treat friends with sincerity.He just said not to talk to people, but he never said that people should not know that he is a mermaid.Since the other party regards him as a friend, then he should also treat the other party as a friend.So, Wen Xiu said to him: "Forget it, I do have something on my mind."

Guo Kaidao: "Why don't we find a coffee shop and chat slowly?"

Wen Xiu said, "Cafe? What's that place?"

Guo Kaidao: "It's just a virtual catering institution developed based on people's perception and taste. Let's go! Let me buy you a cup of coffee. What flavor do you like?"

Wen Xiu said: "This... I don't know very well, let Guo classmate decide!"

Guo Kai took Wenxiu to the street park in the virtual market, where there is an open-air coffee shop.The two sat around in front of a heart-shaped green plant. Guo Kai ordered a latte for himself and a cappuccino for Wenxiu.Although it is a virtual food, drinking it is similar to drinking coffee in the mouth, and the similarity can reach 90.00%.

Wenxiu drank a cup of coffee and praised: "It's so sweet..." Looking at the heart shape in the cup, Wenxiu felt very fresh.

Guo Kaidao: "Coffee has a history of more than 1000 years. Many people prefer this taste. Do you like it?"

Wen Xiu said: "Uh, um, I have always liked sweets since I was a child." I remember that before Bigu, my uncle would bring him desserts every time he came back from the world, and the taste was really unforgettable.

Guo Kai touched the top of his hair with a smile. Although Wenxiu thought it was weird, he didn't avoid it.Guo Kaidao: "Okay, now can we talk about why you are depressed?"

Wenxiu sighed and said, "Student Guo, what do you think of mermaids?"

Guo Kaidao: "Mermaid? Hehe, it is the benefactor of human beings!"

This is the first time Wenxiu heard such a statement: "How do you say that?"

Guo Kaidao: "300 years ago, the ratio of male to female births was seriously out of balance. Up to now, only one female baby was born for every ten male babies born. According to biological predictions, within 500 years, the number of human beings will be greatly reduced. And the appearance of the mermaid just saved the problem of human reproduction. Can’t this be said to be the benefactor of human beings?”

Wenxiu thought for a while: "That's true."

Guo Kaidao: "Why did classmate Wenxiu suddenly ask a question about the mermaid?"

Wen Xiudao: "Friends should treat each other with sincerity. I can only tell classmate Guo that in fact...in fact, I am a mermaid."

Guo Kai pretended to be surprised and opened his mouth wide, but his inner OS was: The little mermaid is an idiot!If you tell others about this, they will only laugh at you for being out of your mind.

Guo laughed and said, "Student Wenxiu is joking with me? How can a mermaid talk? Besides, there is no mermaid with such a high IQ in this world, and the mermaid with the highest intelligence is equivalent to a two or three-year-old baby. Can operate the computer freely, you say you are a mermaid? I don't believe it."

Wen Xiudao: "Whether Guo classmate believes it or not, I am indeed a mermaid. To be precise, I don't want to be a mermaid either. This story is a bit long. If Guo classmate is fine this afternoon, I can tell it slowly."

Guo Kaidao: "I'm really fine, student Wenxiu can speak slowly."

Wenxiu took a sip of coffee and said, "I was originally the only descendant of the two real people, Qingxu and Zixu, in Zixudong, Kunlun Mountains..." So Wenxiu explained how he was adopted by his master and uncle, and how he practiced Taoism seriously. , how he failed to survive the thunder disaster, and how he was reborn on a mermaid.

After hearing the whole story, Gu Kai, whose alias was Guo Kai, did not react for a long time.No wonder this little mermaid was born with a mouthful of words, no wonder this little mermaid said that he had lived for 518 years, no wonder he said that his parents were master and uncle.It turned out that, as he said, he was a Taoist cultivator, but because his body was destroyed during the thunder catastrophe, he drifted in this world for a thousand years, and finally he took his body and was reborn on this colorful mermaid.

Why do you drift away, why do you have a small group, why are you separated for a long time, why are you restless...

For some reason, Gu Kai suddenly thought of this poem in an ancient stand-alone online game that he played when he was a child.No wonder Wenxiu misses his master and uncle so much. Thousands of years have passed in an instant, and when he wakes up, he finds that the world he is in is completely different from the world he is familiar with.My only family member doesn't know where to go, and I don't know where to go.This kind of desolation may only be experienced by Wenxiu himself.

No.12 Tail～～～

Although this incident is very unbelievable and does not conform to the logic of the atheist Gu Kai, it actually happened.Although he wanted to break through Wenxiu's words one by one, he found that he couldn't doubt it at all, not only because he did see Wenxiu practicing, but also because of his pure and simple eyes.

As a spy worker who has been active on the front line for a long time, Gu Kai has insight into people's hearts, and his ability to doubt everything and overthrow everything is not weak.However, he couldn't and couldn't convince himself to doubt Wenxiu.

Wenxiu sighed immediately after seeing Guo's expression, and said, "I know, Guo must think I'm crazy."

Gu Kai just adjusted his mood a little, then smiled and said: "Student Wenxiu thought too much, I just think this is too miraculous. Does your owner know about this?"

Wenxiu shook his head: "He doesn't seem to like me very much, he always has a cold face, and he also feels like he rejects me thousands of miles away. But he treats me well, and he will give me every meal sent to the room."

Gu Kai, whose alias was Guo Kai, cursed in his heart, do I have a cold face every day?So what counts as enthusiasm?Like Ling Rui with a naughty smile all day long, or like Ye Hu who pesters the other party all day long and makes the other party want to throw him into outer space?

What a headache.

Guo Kaidao: "So that's the case, so I don't know what student Wenxiu wants to do next?"

Wenxiu sighed again and said, "I just want to practice quickly, so that I can live as a normal human being after cultivating a human form. Although demon cultivators are heretics, as long as they practice diligently, they can also become immortals. However, at first It can only be used as the mount of the Xian family, so I am very satisfied. It's just..."

Guo Kaidao: "Just what?"

Wen Xiudao: "It's just that I seem to have lost the essence of my cultivation recently, and I have been stagnant. This situation has never happened before."

Guo Kaidao: "Why is that? Is it because the practice of Taoism is different because of the change of body?"

Wen Xiudao: "That's natural. The cultivation of human beings is naturally different from that of beasts. Human beings belong to Taoism, Buddha cultivation and alchemy cultivation, while beasts are all demon cultivators. The cultivation of monsters into immortals is mostly heresy. It is easy to practice, but it is not easy to break through the bottleneck. In addition, this mermaid’s physique is originally feminine, and my own soul is also feminine. I seized this mermaid, and I have a purely feminine physique. A purely feminine physique absorbs spiritual power quickly, and the bottleneck is even more difficult to break through. Alas, unless... ..." Unless his father is willing to practice double cultivation with him, with pure yang fused with pure yin, the combination of yin and yang, the reincarnation of the heavenly way, and finally become the right way.But, but... Well, he was too ashamed to speak about it, so it was better not to say it.

Guo Kaidao: "Unless what?"

Wenxiu blushed: "No...it's nothing, I've said too much, this is a taboo in our sect, so I'm sorry Wenxiu can't tell you."

Gu Kai cursed in his heart, it turns out that this little mermaid also knows how to keep secrets, so it doesn't look too stupid.

Guo Kai thought for a while and said: "Student Wenxiu, although I can't help you, you can tell me what's on your mind. It's not good to keep anything in your heart, no matter when you need to pour out your unhappiness, I'll be there in time."

Wenxiu was very moved. Is this how it feels to have friends?No wonder the master uncle always let him enter the world, always let him make more friends.He used to think that as long as his cultivation base is high enough, what's the use of joining the WTO?The world of mortals is rolling, but it is just a passing cloud. This life is like this, and the next life will not know what will happen.In the past few years, even if I can't come back and forth forever, it's a good thing to be able to enjoy these warm feelings.

Wen Xiu said: "Thank you, classmate Guo. In the future, if classmate Guo needs Wen Xiu's help, feel free to ask. Although Wen Xiu is just a fish, he is not bad at learning spells. If classmate Guo is interested, Wen Xiu can teach you."

Guo Kaidao: "Don't just call me Guo Kai! I'm not interested in these practices. I'm too lazy and I'm used to it. If you study martial arts, I'd like to learn it. But Wenxiu, I I don’t want to turn our classmate relationship into a master-student relationship, haha!”

Gu Kai intuited that his soul had split recently, when did he become so patient with a person?It's just unbelievable.

Wenxiu said: "Don't call me Wenxiu one by one, call me Wenxiu! My master and uncle call me that. You are the first friend I made, and I will cherish it."

Gu Kai's brain OS: So precious and important, it seems that you like this simple and honest type?

Just as Guo Kai was about to say something, he was forced to go offline suddenly. Wenxiu watched Guo Kai who was still in front of his eyes just a second ago disappear like this.He reacted for two seconds, then realized that the other party had gone offline.This magic weapon called an intelligent holographic computer is really interesting. Leaving the magic weapon is not called leaving the magic weapon, but actually called offline.

Wenxiu also quit the intelligent holographic computer, took off his helmet, and felt a lot more refreshed in his heart.It turns out that making friends can also adjust your mentality. It seems that you should make more friends in the future.

Wenxiu took a deep breath and planned to go out for a walk.It's really boring to stay in the room all the time without the company of master and uncle.There is nowhere to go just to go out, so I can only walk around in the backyard.

When Wenxiu went out, he heard conversations coming from Gu Kai's room.

Gu Kai: "Next time if you come in and out of my room without my permission, I will throw you out."

Unfamiliar voice: "Gu Xiaokai, I will be sad when you say that. We grew up together, and you have the heart to throw me out?"

boom……

Was it really thrown out?

Wenxiu looked at the man who was thrown on the floor, and felt familiar. He suddenly remembered: "Huh..." Then he remembered that Gu Kai said that he was not allowed to speak casually in front of others, so he covered his mouth...

The man who was thrown on the ground opened his eyes, and saw a mermaid fleeing in fright, and said immediately: "Hey, isn't this the Xiaoqi that Young Master Ling mentioned? Xiaoqi's friend, Nihao~!"

Xiaoqi?What Xiao Qi?Wenxiu suddenly remembered that his name was indeed Xiaoqi.When that young master Lingrui bought him from the mermaid base, because he was No. [-], he casually named himself Xiao Qi.

But... Xiaoqi's name is really ugly!

Gu Kai said coldly: "I have already changed his name to Wenxiu."

The man took advantage of the situation and sat up: "Wenxiu? Why do you choose such a gentle name? For a little pet, choose a name like Duoduo, Guoguo, Feifei, etc. It sounds cute when you say it~! Oh, I said Gu Xiaokai, this little mermaid is a waste of money in your hands! Why don't you hand it over to me?"

Gu Kai raised his foot to kick, but saw the man drifting horizontally, and even slipped a few meters away.Wenxiu was surprised, and then he looked at the man carefully.Sure enough, the bones are clear and strange, and the internal and external kung fu is amazing!If this person is not a martial arts cultivator, he must be a Taoist cultivator. He has practiced Qingshen Jue so proficiently, at least he has hundreds of years of skill!

Wenxiu looked at the man eagerly, wanting to talk to him very much!Because he has been in this world for so many days, and this is the first time he has met someone of the same kind.However, Gu Kai was standing in front of him with a cold and handsome face. He said that he was not allowed to speak in front of anyone. If he talked to others rashly, would he be unhappy?

But... But, he really wanted to call a fellow Taoist, ask him if his recent cultivation is going well, ask him if he has encountered a bottleneck, and share the specific methods to break through the bottleneck.

At this moment, Gu Kai's voice came: "Ye Hu! You're not honestly running around in front of your Mu Chi, what are you doing here when you have nothing to do?"

Ye Hu, it turns out that this Taoist brother is called Ye Hu.

Uh... the name sounds...why is it so awkward?

Ye Hu stood up, just like the image he saw in a smart holographic computer, this person has perfect features, although he is not as heroic as Gu Kai, he is also very handsome.According to Wenxiu's visual inspection, he has at least reached the stage of refining the spirit and returning the void.Let me just ask, there are very few people in this world who are more talented than him, and this fellow Taoist named... er, Chamber Pot is definitely one of the best!

Ye Hu blew on the bangs hanging between his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Mu Mei is too difficult to take down, I think this little mermaid is very good, easy to feed and eye-catching, Xiao Qiqi, would you like to go with my brother?" ?”

Wenxiu: ...

Although this fellow Taoist has a clear bone, extraordinary talent, and handsome appearance, he is just a bit flirtatious.

Just as Gu Kai was about to lift his foot, Ye Hu immediately stretched out his hand: "Stop! Gu Kai, we haven't seen each other for three years, right? You treat me like this? After all, we are childhood sweethearts who grew up together. I have had a crush on you for so many years and you haven't responded yet." Is it okay if I take the initiative to bring all the property of our Ye family and marry me? You have no conscience! It really hurts my heart!"

What, what?

Wenxiu opened his mouth wide, this... is this fellow Taoist Ye Hu not only pestering Teacher Mu, but also secretly in love with Gu Kai since childhood?However, Daoyou Ye has this capital. He looks handsome and has a witty conversation. There must be many people who like him, right?Uh, but from what he said, it seems that the relationship is not going well.Teacher Mu seemed to reject him thousands of miles away, and Gu Kai seemed to have no interest in him at all.

Gu Kai said: "What are you looking for me for?"

Ye Hu said: "Xiao Kaikai, take me in! Me, me, I was driven out by Mu Meiren! He said that if I don't cut off my hair, I will not be allowed to enter the house again. He said that if I grow my hair long, I will be scared." Bad boy! But how can this be possible! This is the symbol of our Ye family. Except for my grandfather Gao Bo, my eldest brother Ji Min and my second brother Ye Yao all have long hair! I’m afraid I’ll cut my hair off, I’m too Grandma will never let me in again! One side is the grandma, the other side is the daughter-in-law, which side should I care about? I’m so embarrassed! So, I have to run away from home for a while and come to live with you~ !"

No.13 Tail～～～

If there is a man in the world who acts coquettishly and cute without any sense of disobedience and will not affect his elegant and suave image at all, then this person is Ye Hu.

He can play the role of a delicate little lady, pretending that he is a delicate flower that cannot withstand the cool breeze, and at the same time push another man to the bed to eat and wipe himself off, which can be regarded as a state of life.

For this reason, Mu Chi always felt that he was cheated by Ye Hu, a scumbag.Because after being eaten up and wiped away, he discovered that Ye Hu's life experience was not as pitiful as he said. Get out.It's a pity that it's a done deal, the man knelt on the ground and yelled at each wife, his thick skin was even worse than that at the corner of the city wall.No matter how he drives him away, he just can't get out.I don't know why this time, but I just told him to cut his hair so as not to frighten the children in Muchi Kindergarten, and he ran away from home.This man... In the past, even if he beat and scolded him or ignored him for three days, he would keep arguing in his ear like a fly for three days and three nights, but now he just asked him to cut his hair and left?Forget it, the younger brother of his majestic superstar Ye Yao, can he still sleep on the street?

At this time, Ye Hu, the younger brother of the majestic superstar Ye Yao, is occupying another room of Gu Kai.Gu Kai felt that it was innocent for him to take a big vacation. The first vacation was not taken by him, the second master bedroom was occupied by a little mermaid, and the third bedroom was occupied by that bastard Ye Hu!Gu Kai had no choice but to pack up a guest room to live in by himself.If he remembers correctly, this house is his, right?Is it his father's birthday present for him to use as a wedding room?Why is it inexplicable that I became a guest and still sleep in the guest room?

All right!Fortunately, Gu Kai didn't care about this matter. During the Star Wars, he could sleep all night lying in the swamp of the desolate star.Besides, my own guest room is not much worse than the master bedroom.

Wenxiu, on the other hand, has been paying attention to the new fellow Daoist Ye Hu all the time, and has been deliberating over whether he should take the initiative to talk to him?With the way I am now, I don't even dare to make friends.Although I already have classmate Guo as my classmate friend, but that is in the virtual world.In the real world, that fellow Taoist wouldn't regard himself as a monster, would he?

Well, no, Taoist cultivators and demon cultivators belong to the same path.

Even if Daoxiu doesn't associate with Yaoxiu's heretics, at least he won't treat him as a monster.

All right!Although to be precise, he is indeed a monster.

Although Wenxiu was embarrassed to talk to Ye Hu directly, he still had a high interest in this fellow Taoist.He quietly swam to the door of Ye Hu's room and secretly listened to the corner.

Cough, I didn't expect that he, a dignified Taoist cultivator, would be reduced to the point where one day he would come to eavesdrop on the corner of the wall.

Alas, let the sect be ashamed!

Just as Wen Xiu put his ear on the door, Gu Kai's lukewarm voice came from inside: "How long do you want to stay?"

Ye Hu carelessly said: "Oh, little Gu Kai, don't worry! I won't disturb you having sex with the little mermaid. At worst, I'll cover my ears when you two are having sex!"

Gu Kai said: "I'm serious with you! It's not convenient for me to keep you here for too long."

Ye Hu picked out his pair of hanging phoenix eyes, with a flirtatious look on his face: "What? You sing every night? Ouch, I can't tell that you Gu Xiaokai has a cold face, and you are quite strong in that aspect?"

Wenxiu outside the door wanted to hit the wall.

Gu Kai inside the door still had a nonchalant expression on his face: "Do you want me to notify Mu Chi to pick you up?" That little mermaid always made him a little worried, and no matter what, he couldn't let him know that the little mermaid could talk. .Otherwise, with this bastard's big mouth, the whole world will definitely know about it.

But on this point, Gu Kai misunderstood Ye Hu.Although he didn't come here to run away from home, he had serious business to do.

Ye Hu said: "Hey, don't be so cruel, okay? Do you really have the heart to let me sleep on the street? It's only a few days, how about I pay the accommodation fee? Don't worry, although I sometimes seem a little unreliable, I don't If I have to say it, I won’t say it nonsense.”

It's rare for Ye Hu to be so serious, Gu Kai is a little soft-hearted, but at this time Ye Hu said with a face full of YD: "For example, the intercourse between you and the little mermaid, jie jie jie jie..."

Gu Kai somewhat regretted that he could easily soften his heart to Ye Hu, a little bastard, and said coldly: "The accommodation fee is free, tell me why you and your second brother have the surname Ye, but your elder brother is different from you?" Because the Ye brothers The coming is turbulent, but mysterious, as if it suddenly appeared in this world, and there is nowhere to find out, and there is nowhere to go.Because of Ye Yao's status as an emperor-level superstar, he is often investigated by agents of the Star Intelligence Bureau.

Ye Hu had a grin on his face: "Don't be like this, Gu Xiaokai, I know you are engaged in spy warfare, but we brothers are really not interested in your regime, politics is boring! My brother is just an entertainer, you pay so much attention to him Dry hair? Also, our three brothers have different surnames because my second brother and I take my second uncle’s and grandpa’s surname, and my eldest brother takes my grandma’s surname!”

Gu Kai frowned deeply: "Didn't it mean that your eldest brother takes your great-grandmother's surname, and you and your second brother take your mother's surname? How come you and your second brother take your uncle's and grandpa's surname again? Follow your grandma's surname?"

Ye Hu said helplessly: "Oh, it's the same! Have you finished asking? After asking, I'm going to play games online! It's because your computer here is high-end! That little stingy Mu Chi is not willing to change the hologram Computer." After speaking, he put on the helmet of the intelligent holographic computer and entered the login mode