The old Gong who slept on my upper bunk

The black slippers were removed from the book and turned to the sink.

Throw the next sentence: "When the time comes, you will regret it."

As soon as he left, a gust of wind swept over Tang Zihao's face with his tall body.

Lu Yi washed his hands on the sink for half a minute, rubbing and pinching his hands as if intending to sweat.

Tang Zihao looked at his curves, smiled wickedly, and turned into the toilet.

In his previous life, Lu Yi's words were as sour as if they had been soaked in the Northeast kimchi jar for 800 years, and his heart was pierced like wheat awns. This life is different: although he still wears the same world-weary face, he is unambiguously caring for him. how others feel.

Lu Yi: "What's wrong with you?"

Tang Zihao bit the dry bread.

"If you survive a catastrophe, you will have good fortune. My cold meal last night, what the hell did you buy, it's worse than wax."

"Take it and throw it away. Eating cold food is not good for your health."

"Fuck you, what's the use of the pot? You don't understand every bit of hard work?"

Lu Yi pushed his glasses.

"The hot pot base hurts your stomach. I suggest you eat less. By the way, Siyuan is on the way back. I asked him to buy you breakfast. Eat something first."

Tang Zihao's eyebrows twitched twice - Lu Yi is quite... so what?I'm really at a loss for words.

But his thoughts were quickly freed from the question, and with the crumbs still clinging to the corners of his mouth, he opened his mouth to speak.

"Jiang Siyuan, shouldn't you come back tomorrow morning?"

"I will not do it again."

"Yo, did you break up with him?"

"Ah."

Tang Zihao gloated and said, "What a big deal of bullshit love, in the end, it all ends up in one shot. These dolls haven't learned how to wear crotch pants, have they, are they still learning how to pick up girls?"

Lu Yi said nothing.

The keyhole of the bedroom door made a few metal rubbing sounds, the door opened, and a shapeless figure stepped forward, pulled out the key, and his body trembled.

Lu Yi took the breakfast over, Tang Zihao slumped on the bed, and said with great interest: "Old Jiang, when I entered the juvenile prison, I didn't look like you. Look for yourself, what the hell do you look like? "

Jiang Siyuan was sleeping opposite him, and at this moment, he just sat down on the bed and buried his face in his palms.

A hoarse voice came.

"I'm so useless."

Tang Zihao: "I thought you were taking|taking drugs. It's a big deal to lose a relationship. It's not like going bankrupt. Sooner or later, you'll make a comeback."

"I thought she really liked me..."

Lu Yi pushed the breakfast to Tang Zihao, and there were several pastries made of light green glutinous rice lying in the exquisite box.

Apart from spicy, Tang Zihao's favorite taste is sweet, and Lu Yi really understands him.

"Come on, bro, you are really feeling for someone using you as a cash machine? That woman only has a chicken, and if you eat it, it will be gone. Why do you want to get it back? It doesn't exist."

Jiang Siyuan didn't say a word, just sighed.

"Is it enough for dogs to cry and howl for wolves? It's not enough to get out and cry. I don't have a brother like you. Lan Qiaoqiao is more capable than you. At least he has money to put curtains on the bed, so he can close it up and do his own nasty things without hindering others." Eye."

Lu Yi said with a calm expression: "Siyuan, all hardships are rewarding, and the good things will come later."

Tang Zihao picked up a Q bomb dumpling.

"Lu Yi, try one?"

"I don't eat sweets..."

Tang Zihao directly stuffed the dumpling into his mouth, fearing that it wouldn't fall off, he stabbed it hard twice with the way of grabbing the toilet brush.

Tang Zihao: "Ha, you bastard, I can't cure you! Eat as soon as I tell you, don't spit on me."

"You are forcing someone into prostitution..."

"You look good, old man. I'm showing filial piety to you, okay? Old Jiang, bring me a bottle of water."

"Oh."

Jiang Siyuan closed his eyes and handed him a Huoxiangzhengqi water.

……

Just like that, Lu Yi was forced to take a sip of the glutinous rice balls blessed with Huoxiang Zhengqi Water.

After finishing all this, Tang Zihao clapped his hands contentedly, and told Jiang Siyuan to go out with a box of mentally handicapped drawings.

The housekeeper aunt sat on the rotten leather chair at the door of the dormitory, carefully picked out her ears, and flicked the earwax after she finished.

The bomb just landed on a pile of drawings that were about to be executed.

Tang Zihao laughed unavoidably, "Aunt Zhang, this?"

Aunt Zhang stopped what she was doing, silently hid her ears behind her back, and said, "Oh, Xiao Tang, it's you."

"it's me."

"The boy from B2 is really a talent."

"Where where..."

This so-called Aunt Zhang is a middle-aged nympho, and it's best to be a fresh meat of this age.In this building, she never forgets anyone who said hello to her when she came in and out.

The most amazing thing is: her tastes are diverse and eclectic.Even Lan Qiaoqiao, who usually flaunts a non-masculine dialect to praise her, she has to reply: "Hey, handsome boy, have you eaten?"

Tang Zihao immediately thought of Lan Qiaoqiao's neck like a seal. He really didn't know how handsome this kind of "big hearted and fat" person was.

Aunt Zhang straightened her clothes.

"Xiao Tang, there are so many, are they paintings? The paintings are pretty good."

"When I was young, it was too rough. Now it's an eyesore. It's better to sell it. Auntie, you see that I'm working hard to lift up and down, but I'll have a good life. Don't try to blackmail me."

When Tang Zihao said this, he smiled, but Jiang Siyuan stepped back consciously.

Tang Zihao has been a wise man for half his life, but he always struggles with money.His temperament does not allow himself to suffer in this regard.

At this time, the sky is getting cooler, but it is still a bit warm when the sun is shining at noon.Aunt Zhang understood this kid's temperament, and rewarded him with a chocolate popsicle, found out a dozen yuan in change, and sent him away.

Jiang Siyuan was immersed in his own sadness and couldn't help himself, but he couldn't help thinking: these waste papers sell for more than ten yuan, is Aunt Zhang sure she can make back her money?

Tang Zihao also knew it well, thinking of Aunt Zhang who was serious about digging out earwax just now, she almost spat out the popsicle, so for the time being, he thought that he was selling his lust.

French has always been known as the "crown prince's major" outside of C, and the principal is a French major, so over the years, the French department has also paid special attention to learning.

In the French Department, you can not only enjoy the treatment of morning classes every day, but also walk across the gaps of the major teaching buildings on nights other than Mondays, and glance at the stars in the sky by the way.

The devil's Tuesday class can last until ten o'clock in the evening, how hard it is.

Fortunately, Tang Zihao has already developed the incomparable ability of "responsive to all changes with the same".

Class starts at seven o'clock, and he gets up at six fifty, washes up for five minutes, and then scuds over more than 5 stone stairs to the teaching building.

Adhering to the principle of "not seeking deep understanding", Tang Zihao's class status has always been used as a "benchmark" to align.As long as anyone has his shadow, he is ignorant.

Mr. Hu has a touching hairline, and Tang Zihao usually hits a paper airplane on his bald head steadily, causing a commotion among people around him who are both funny and not funny and have to hold back their laughter.

In addition, his eyesight in choosing a tablemate is also top-notch.

He himself is a cat and dog that he can't afford to support, so he has to take others into the water.

The first time he came to the classroom to sit next to Kang Jie was the one he had observed for a long time—the legendary "unfulfilling ambition" school bully.

According to legend, she failed the college entrance examination because of illness, and she was [-] to [-] points lower than usual in the exam.She has a withdrawn personality, and she probably doesn't know how to get along with others.

So Tang Zihao found the right time and signed an agreement with him.

It's nicknamed "About Kang Jie's decision to sit at the same table with Tang Zihao's professional class", but in fact it was a contract that he made up to make it easier for him to copy homework.

He pressed Kang Jie's hand to sign the agreement, and the latter had no choice but to accept it because of his temper.

Finally, Tang Zihao asked:

"Hey, student Kang, what happened to your college entrance examination? How did you lose so many points?"

In fact, he was asking in a disguised form: "Will you make mistakes in your usual exams?"

Kang Jie looked at him with a blushing face, and left without saying a word.

Sometimes when taking comprehensive French classes, Tang Zihao would use the desktop computer in front of him as a cover, let Deng Zhi and Kang Jie watch out on both sides, and work hard by himself.

"Working hard" means looking at the men and women on the phone... doing.

Deng Zhi, as a normal man, would glance at him from time to time, but Kang Jie never wanted to look at him, since that time he accidentally saw two naked bodies in the phone.

But Deng Zhi would still ask in private: "Brother Tang, you've read so much, aren't you afraid of dying?"

Tang Zihao: "I can't mobilize my hormones if I don't fully activate my five senses. It's boring to watch without earphones. It's really tasteless. What do you know about this little thing?"

So Deng Zhi tactfully gave him a pair of Bluetooth headsets the next day, with both hands.

The corners of Tang Zihao's eyes twitched a few times, and he hasn't touched a mobile phone since then in comprehensive class.

☆, the brother in the opposite bedroom

When Tang Zihao was picking up the courier, he specifically asked Deng Zhi, the great god: "Where the hell is it cool, go and blow the wind, and don't follow me to eat farts, okay?"

The latter then ran away without a head.

From the dormitory to the destination, we have to go through a difficult and dangerous road.

The road here is always wet and slippery, and the slope is extremely steep.Except for the black mud on the road, it is mud, and you can get your feet wet when you step on it.

Tang Zihao thought that this place was very dark, and it might have been a cemetery in the past.

The small square room for picking up packages is on the flat ground below the slope.In a space of a few square meters, sitting was a middle-aged uncle in security uniform.

He was bored playing Snake on the function machine.

Tang Zihao waited for him to finish typing, watched him take out his own from the mountain of packages, and left impatiently.

It's just that his steps up the slope were barely steady, and he slid down the slope alone.

The girl was wearing a red and black plaid short skirt, and she was sitting awkwardly on the ground.From the looks of it, her dress should be terrible.

The girl looked at Tang Zihao anxiously and swallowed twice.

"Tang Zihao, give me a pull."

Tang Zihao: "???"

"I'm Liu Yiyi from Class B2, don't you recognize me?"

"Oh."

However, Tang Zihao was heartless by nature, so he never noticed that there was such a character in the class.

He reluctantly pulled Liu Yiyi up.

Liu Yiyi: "Wait for me to play?"

"...how long will you be?"

"I'll be there soon, thanks."

"okay."

Liu Yiyi's words and deeds were consistent, and it was really fast, but Tang Zihao didn't think so.He is not afraid of anything, and when he gets along with girls, it seems like years.

Liu Yiyi's skirt was completely torn, and not only that, she also asked Tang Zihao to walk behind her to block her.

It's not easy for Tang Zihao to refuse, Kang Jie might have pushed him away in a few moments, but other girls, especially girls like this... really have no choice but to do nothing.

In this way, they walked from the bottom of the slope to the dormitory keeping a distance of about [-] centimeters.On the way, Liu Yiyi's feet slipped, and Tang Zihao subconsciously hugged her so as not to fall.

云苑2舍是男女混合寝，女生在1、2、3、5楼，四楼是男生。

Such an ingenious arrangement severely restricted the boys' activities. In order to avoid unnecessary troubles, they could only stick to the fourth floor, like girls in a boudoir, staying at home.

Deng Zhi lay on the protective railing of the balcony, watching Tang Zihao wretchedly escort Liu Yiyi to the dormitory.

Deng Zhi: "Xiang Xing, there is a situation."

"speak."

"I saw Brother Tang and a girl downstairs..."

"What are you doing downstairs? Kissing? The ratio of men to women outside C is seriously out of balance. There are occasional couples. Come here quickly, why don't you join in the fun?"

"No, I saw Brother Tang looking at that girl's skirt from time to time."

"Fuck, don't play like this!"

When Xiang Xing rolled off the bed with disheveled hair that looked like it had been scooped up by a wild boar, Tang Zihao happened to be on the ground floor planning to come up.

Xiang Xing: "Hey, brother, did you go through the house three times without entering?"

Tang Zihao rushed upstairs and yelled, "Xiang, I'm here to beat you to death!"

"The camera will record your ugly behavior..."

Before he finished speaking, Tang Zihao disappeared.

Deng Zhi exploded.

"Hurry up, Xiang Xing, he seems to have copied the old light tube in the trash can and is going to stab you. Go and hide!"

Xiang Xing spread his hands and said, "It's such a big place anyway, where do you want me to hide?"

Deng Zhi put him in the toilet without saying a word.

This bastard Tang Zihao ran extremely fast with the wind on his feet.A moment later, he kicked the door panel loudly at the door.

"Xiang, you open the door for me, and see if I don't stab you to death!"

Deng Zhi looked at the door panel that was about to make a heroic sacrifice, held his breath, and dared not speak.

The hardware conditions outside of C need to be strengthened, and many facilities are left over from the 90s|[-]s, which can barely be used.

It's just that this terrible door panel can't stand the toss of a bloody man.

In the end it fell down with a "boom", bringing up a cloud of dust.

At the same time, an inhuman scream came from the bedroom opposite.

Deng Zhi was lucky enough not to be smashed into a piece of meat pie by the door panel. He pulled the aggressive Tang Zihao and said, "Brother Tang, your lord has a lot..."

Tang Zihao: "My good brother is obedient, but I want to vent my anger."

After speaking, he flushed the toilet, opened the door and went in.

The sound inside was even worse than Lan Qiaoqiao's tossing pots and pans.

Deng Zhi sat on the bed to learn about the latest lottery information, and Xiang Xing was kicked out a few minutes later.

Xiang Xing: "Brother Tang, you are deadly, how can you treat me like a woman...I gave you the first time..."

Tang Zihao: "My surname is Xiang, don't insult|insult me, I will reward you with a lamp, this is your husband."

Deng Zhi looked away from the phone, saw that Xiang Xing was protecting his buttocks, and felt a little disbelief.

Deng Zhi: "Brother Tang, why are you venting your anger on him?"

"Fuck you little bastard, you want to be fucked too, don't you?!" Tang Zihao threw the lamp at him.

A person came out of the dormitory at the opposite door, with trembling hands, approached Tang Zihao with a flushed face.

Xiang Xing was afraid that his death would not be ugly, so he added embellishments and said, "Brother Tang, your good fortune has come."

"Dead bird, get out of here." He whispered.

The man on the opposite side told his experience almost tearfully.

The reason was that Tang Zihao kicked the door, which made his hands tremble in fright, and the instant noodles he was holding poured onto his hands involuntarily.

Tang Zihao looked at him who was a gentle scholar with soft skin and tender flesh, and then at his hand with red marks on it, and shook his head.

"Instant noodles hurt your stomach, I suggest you eat less."

Xiang Xingxin said: This is a bullshit suggestion.

Tang Zihao's tone was unprecedentedly polite: "Also, there is a pot of oil, salt, rice vinegar in our dormitory, and I came here to get it myself when I was hungry. It was also an accident of mine, so I'm sorry."

The gratitude of the visitor cannot be expressed in words.

"By the way, what's your name?"

The man choked up and said, "Xu Hong."

"Oh, from Class C?"

"Class A."

Tang Zihao: "..." Coincidentally, what he turned and injured was the flower of the motherland, the pride of heaven beyond C.

Xiang Xing dawdled a few times and got on the bed, continuing to hug his computer.Deng Zhi buried his head in his cell phone.

Tang Zihao: "Brother Hong, listen to my advice. Your brain will be used for the postgraduate entrance examination. Don't waste it with instant noodles. I never eat that stuff."

Yes, he only eats fried rice with hot pot base.

Xu Hong: "Oh."

"Well, go back if you have nothing to do. I'll go to the dormitory manager to borrow a pot for you. Is there an induction cooker?"

Xu Hong shook her head and said, "I didn't intend to make things difficult for you."

Tang Zihao raised his eyebrows.

"Then which song are you singing?"

"Actually, I want to ask you to do me a favor."

"???"

Xu Hong covered her mouth with her hand, and Tang Zihao didn't hear what she said.Xu Hong probably realized that it was useless, so she dragged him to her dormitory.

Looking at Tang Zihao's back, Xiang Xing said meaningfully, "He's really a man and woman."

Deng Zhi deliberately maintained Tang Zihao's image as the boss: "Go, go, you are the crooked."

"His tone of voice to that person just now really gave me goosebumps."

Deng Zhi thought for a while.

"Probably close to Vermilion Zhechi."

"Who is Zhu?"

"Lu Yi."

Xu Hong's bed was very tidy, and the sheets were folded like dried tofu.He took out two glistening objects from under the pillow and presented them to Tang Zihao.

Tang Zihao: "..."

"Please, will you?"

"Brother Hong, I have apologized to you, don't deceive others too much."

"No, I just... want you to do me a favor..."

"Come on, my big man, you want me to dance cheerleading with plastic flowers? Bullshit."

Xu Hong said again: "If you don't wear women's clothes, you can just wave a few times by the side."

"Why don't you go by yourself?"

"I……"

"Ok?"

"Aren't I hurt?"

"..."

Ganqing, this kid played a bitter game, because he is determined to get rid of this trick.

Tang Zihao: "Okay, you plot against me."

"No, I recognize you. I planned to ask you to help me, but...it's a coincidence."

Tang Zihao's face twitched twice.

Xu Hong bowed her head and said, "I heard that many girls in our class are talking about you."

"??"

"You may not know it, you are the center of public opinion."

"...I really don't know."

"By the way, someone in our class gave it to you." Xu Hong gave him a greeting card.

Tang Zihao: "What the hell?"

"Pop-up greeting card, open it and have a look."

Tang Zihao squatted beside the bed, casually flipping through the page-sized greeting card.

A three-dimensional human figure gradually stood in the middle of the greeting card, and Tang Zihao closed it as if he had seen a ghost before he could stand still.

"Brother Hong, I promise you this errand. I'll go to the property to help you borrow the money. Please do me a favor. In the future, the girls in your class will tell you what they say about me. Do you know?"

Xu Hong saluted him in a half-military posture.

The washing machine in the laundry room downstairs made a lot of noise when it was spinning and spinning clothes. A girl stood aside with a laundry card in her hand.

Tang Zihao secretly praised: "A strong man."

Yunyuan No. 2 dormitory, mixed dorms for men and women, and of course laundry is also mixed, but I don't know why this girl can't think about it.

Auntie Zhang, the dorm manager, finally didn't pick her ears this time, and accompanied another auntie to set up a dragon gate formation, and when she saw Tang Zihao approaching, she almost greeted her.

Another aunt complained very appropriately: "You really forget profit after seeing sex."

"Xiao Tang, what's the matter?"

Tang Zihao thought in his heart: "It's okay, do I still want to chat with you?"

"Oh, yes, borrow a pot for the buddy next door. Auntie, you should have it. By the way, I also need an induction cooker."

Aunt Zhang said politely: "Yes, there are plenty of them. Come here."

Aunt Zhang led him to a room, like a storage room for sundries.

There is a large white wooden table inside, another aunt is sitting next to the table, and a person is standing opposite.

What a coincidence, what about Liu Yiyi.

The auntie saw Zhang come over and toss the pot and the induction cooker, and said angrily: "You have eaten the dormitory rules and regulations? It is forbidden to use high-power electrical appliances, don't you understand?"

☆、Golden Leftover Girl Zhao Feiyan

Aunt Zhang was still persevering in looking for trouble, while teasing: "Sister Zhao, why are you still having trouble with a little doll? With your temperament and aggressiveness, no wonder you can't find a boyfriend."

Tang Zihao understood and nodded silently.

Aunt Zhao lingered on Tang Zihao for a moment, and really didn't understand how this freshman with obvious male secondary sexual characteristics deserved the word "little baby".

Aunt Zhao: "Didn't you hear about Jinyuan?"

She slapped the table and stood up.

"In special times, how can you learn to enforce orders and prohibit them! A dormitory is not a kitchen, Zhang Xiaoqin, please stop!"

Aunt Zhang looked back at her.

"And you, which class are you in? Do you think you have too many credits? Do you know how many points will be deducted in one pass? Take ten thousand steps back and say, even if the points are not deducted, if something like Jinyuan happens again, you let me How can you explain to the school with an old face? Just ignore your personal safety like this?"

She threw out so many interrogative sentences at once, which made Tang Zihao dizzy.

Tang Zihao sometimes feels that since the law of conservation is always running, the fact that he was scalded to death or electrocuted and then revived is always exchanged for another person's tragedy.

In a dormitory of Jinyuan No. 7, there was a serious scald accident due to the random connection of wires and the use of high-power electrical appliances.It is said that the wounded is still lying in the hospital and has just had a skin graft.

But that kind of thing can only happen if the right time, place and people are in place. Do you think it is so easy to pick cabbage in the vegetable market?

On the other hand, Tang Zihao didn't care about Xu Hong's life or death at all.

Auntie Zhang greeted her with a smile, stood in front of Tang Zihao and said, "Sister Zhao, it's okay, if you don't take it, don't scare other children."

Tang Zihao read countless "starts" from her eyes.

On the way back, Deng Zhi poked the dull-looking Tang Zihao, and asked, "Brother Tang, who is that wicked woman?"

"Who do you think it is?"

"I...don't know...Brother Tang, I..." Deng Zhi scratched his head.

"I'll go, old man, can you eat more vegetables? I saw your dandruff spinning and jumping in the air."

Deng Zhi took his hand back instantly.

Tang Zihao: "The famous 'golden leftover fighter' is also Zhao Feiyan."

"Zhao Feiyan? Not the one in history..." Deng Zhi didn't learn history well, and only heard about this person's legendary deeds from other people's words, and knew that she was a pretty awesome figure.

Tang Zihao: "Isn't it? I have the same name but different surnames. I'm going to burn incense. I beg God to bless this one so she doesn't get married."

Xu Hong didn't get the pot that Tang Zihao vowed to borrow, but she was still overjoyed after all.

When Tang Zihao returned to the dormitory, he lay on the bed with all his clothes on, worrying about the golden plastic flower ball on the table.

Lan Qiaoqiao put a gaudy sticker on his lipstick, and placed it next to the flower ball together with the pearl milk tea.

Xiang Xing, who drove the speed car until four o'clock in the morning, is now sleeping soundly on his back.

"Old Jiang, come here."

"Brother Tang, what's the matter?" His accent carried the smell of northeast green onions.A few pimples appeared restlessly on an overly white face.

"This thing rewards you," he pointed at the flower ball without looking at it and said, "Fix it for me."

Jiang Siyuan thought he was talking about pearl milk tea, so he took it for a moment and drank it.Lan Qiaoqiao has a dog's nose and is extremely sensitive to the taste of milk tea, so she immediately shouted: "Old Jiang, you are really shameless!"

Tang Zihao raised his head, wishing he could faint immediately after understanding the situation.

Or, it would be nice if Lu Yi was here.

Lu Yi will be back in about five hours.

Tang Zihao: "Who is that person at the sports meeting? He needs the whole department to cheer for him even if he runs? It's fine for the women to go, but the men also go?"

Jiang Siyuan: "Yeah, I was thinking about it too, a big man dancing with a big bouquet is not decent at all."

Lan Qiaoqiao was quite clever, he said: "Brother Tang, in the past you were just farting about this kind of thing, pretend you don't know, just don't go."

Tang Zihao didn't want to talk to him, and his words were rough, but this time he didn't want to push anymore, he had his own plan in mind.

"Which one of you will go for me?" Tang Zihao looked at Deng Zhi.

Both Lan Qiaoqiao and Jiang Siyuan had broken up, and only Deng Zhi was slightly healthy.

Deng Zhi: "Brother Tang, don't embarrass me. I'm leaving school. We two brothers haven't gone out for a walk in a long time, we just signed and walked together."

Tang Zihao knows very well: During the sports meeting, classes are suspended for two days, and 90.00% of the people do not want to stay in school.

Xiang Xingzhu got up from the bed.

Tang Zihao: "Hey, did you dream about a dominatrix?"

"Amitabha, I dreamed that you threw yourself into my arms. You said that I am a straight man of steel..." Before he finished speaking, Tang Zihao grabbed the milk tea from Jiang Siyuan's hand and threw it on it.

Xiang Xing was doused all over.

Lan Qiaoqiao peeked through the gap in the bed curtain, but dared not speak out.

Xiang Xing: "It is said that the man who runs the men's 3000 meters is a good player and is expected to break the school record. So the counselor ordered that the French department must go there at that time."

Tang Zihao: "You don't write drafts for bragging. The school records have been hanging for five years. They were created by a top-notch student. You really think that thing is a god."

Xiang Xing said calmly, "The benefactor doesn't know, that thing is for running marathons."

"..."

"According to my careful estimation, the school record is ten and one seconds, and his record should be around nine and a half minutes."

Tang Zihao almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

He said: "You treat that thing as your ancestor, and worship it like this."

"There is a 300 yuan bonus for breaking the school record. I was thinking that if we hang out with him, we will have a free lunch then." He tilted his head and signaled Tang Zihao to look at the opposite door.

Tang Zihao: "??"

"Brother Tang, everyone is looking for you, let the brothers follow suit. That Xu Hong in the dormitory opposite is 'that thing'."

"...The surname Xiang, I greet your mother."

Xiang Xingjian smiled and said, "No, you're greeting my ancestors. Xu Hong doesn't have much thought, so he must have a very good impression of you."

Tang Zihao raised his eyebrows.

"Don't be kidding me, Xiang, I can eunuch you in minutes."

"Brother Tang is brilliant and powerful, how dare you be so young. That Xu Hong looks a little weaker, and her GDP is still quite high."

Deng Zhi was puzzled and asked, "GDP?"

Tang Zihao: "The ideological and political teacher said that GDP = hard power + soft power."

Lan Qiaoqiao: "Oh, Wen Tao Wu Lue, this is both civil and martial arts."

Tang Zihao saw admiration in her eyes.

When Lu Yi came back at ten o'clock in the evening, Tang Zihao dragged him to the corridor just as he put down his schoolbag.

Eight out of ten of the lights in the corridor are out of service, and only the indicator light marking "safe passage" is shining green like a flash of light.

Lu Yi was seven|eight centimeters taller than him, and he unconsciously glanced at the malnourished pale yellow hair on his head.

Lu Yi: "The black light is blind, are you trying to plot against me?" He was very serious when he spoke, so that Tang Zihao wanted to be angry but couldn't get angry, and couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, let me tell you, there is a huge misunderstanding that needs to be clarified right now."

"What? Aren't you straight?" His expression was cold.

Tang Zihao was shocked and said, "Did you know? You are the center of public opinion."

"do not know."

"I heard from the guy at the door that many girls were talking about me, but guess what? They confused us." He handed Lu Yi a greeting card, "See if this is you."

Lu Yi opened it as if nothing had happened, and glanced at the man in black sportswear in the middle of the greeting card.

"it's me."

"People asked Xu Hong to give it to 'Tang Zihao'. So, this is a misunderstanding. You are living in the public opinion under my name."

"You should tell the girls in their class about this. What's the use of telling me?"

Tang Zihao rolled his eyes: "I'm a little curious, how did they confuse us."

Lu Yi didn't answer, and put his elbows on the railing by himself.

Tang Zihao swallowed.

"Hey, Lu Yi, when will your medicine ball competition start?"

"On the second day of the sports meeting, when they ran 3000 meters, we threw it on the volleyball court."

"Oh."

"Are you leaving school? Bring me something."

Tang Zihao's eyes wandered for a while.

Lu Yi: "What?"

"I'm not leaving school."

"Become nice?"

"The department arranged for me to cheer you on."

Lu Yi smiled smugly.

"Is it to cheer for Xu Hong? Medicine ball is very boring. After a few minutes of competition, there is no audience at all. Accept the arrangement. I don't ask you to come and cheer for me."

"What's so interesting about running, running in a circle like chasing ducks."

"The medicine ball is not good-looking, you might as well look at the broken boulder in the chest."

On the other hand, in dormitory 412, there was a quarrel about Tang Zihao's sexual orientation.

Xiang Xing: "Let me say something, everyone, Brother Tang is really crooked, and no rebuttals are allowed."

Jiang Siyuan: "What? Did you really get fucked by him in the toilet that day?"

"Isn't it? I'm still in pain."

Lan Qiaoqiao said to herself: "But I don't think Brother Tang is interested in me at all. I'm so smart and cute, who would not even look at me?"

Deng Zhi never talked much, so he couldn't help but interjected: "It may be a bit crooked, I don't even watch movies in Brother Tang's comprehensive class."

"Yo--"

A blast of boos.

He continued: "Maybe I really don't have any interest—……"

Xiang Xing said bitterly: "What a nice guy! They're all going to get involved, the royal bloodline is worrying!"

Jiang Siyuan brought the topic to Lu Yi.

"Lu Yi, he can only take the initiative to talk to others. Why are you so affectionate with Brother Tang?"

In an instant, everyone uttered one word: "Conspiracy!"

Lan Qiaoqiao: "Lu Yi is really handsome—"

Jiang Siyuan: "He should be quite capable."

Xiang Xing: "Yo, Brother Tang is blessed."

Deng Zhi: "It's fine if you don't like it."

……

……

Tang Zihao: "Lu Yi, I want to ask you something?"

"Ok?"

"Have you ever been in love?"

"No."

"Then a girl asks you out, what should you do?"

☆, born gay

Lu Yi's elbow on the railing slipped, and his chin hit the palm of his hand|ruthlessly|ruthlessly|touched|on the palm of his hand. He felt that his tongue was almost broken in two by his front teeth.

Tang Zihao looked at him inexplicably, the pitiful look in his eyes should have come from a trapped animal.

"Zihao, what's wrong with you?" Lu Yi asked with his tongue out.

Tang Zihao wished he could smash his forehead with his palm.

"Well, do you know Liu Yiyi from our class...?"

Lu Yi was stunned for a moment and said, "I know."

Tang Zihao didn't expect to get this answer.

"How did you know each other? Didn't you keep your ears shut?"

"Well, a high school classmate. She is our monitor."

"..."

"What? She invited you to dinner?"

Tang Zihao rubbed his brows, and complained: "The last time I met her to pick up the courier, she told me that the courier was sent by her. Yesterday she asked me to go out on the weekend, and I really don't know how to pick it up."

Lu Yirao asked with interest: "What did she buy you? Clothes, shoes, or snacks?"

"neither."

"What's that?" Lu Yi added: "Inflatable doll?"

"...Lu Yi, go to hell. What kind of mess is in your pig's head? What are you doing all day with your sanctimonious face?"

Lu Yi looked down at him.

"Isn't this human nature?"

"..."

"She won't wholesale hot pot ingredients for you, will she?"

Tang Zihao nodded, this time it was Lu Yi's turn to be speechless.

Lu Yi: "Squad leader Liu Yiyi won't let go of the person she likes easily. She knows you so well. If you have feelings for her, you'd better not neglect others if you have a conscience."

Tang Zihao's eyebrows furrowed into a bunch.

"But, I just don't have feelings for her. Besides, the hands are short for grabbing people, and the mouth is short for eating people. Just take the things and forget it. If you promise her again, wouldn't it be the same mistake again and again? How will it end then?"

Lu Yi spread his hands, turned around and leaned against the guardrail.

"The world is still inexperienced, and experience is scarce. I can't give you suitable advice. But you can try to consult Jiang Siyuan."

"Come on, that guy always spends money to pick up girls. How many girls he likes are genuine? If you want me to spend money to pick up girls, do you think I got my money from flying?"

"That's right, you taught him well, you should know better than him."

The night wind blew Tang Zihao's bangs up and down, Lu Yi watched his outline calmly.

Yunyuan stands among tall forests and ancient trees, and at night, it is as deep as a magical mystery.

Shout out to Xing from the balcony.

"Brother Tang, go home for dinner!"

"Fuck you! Don't eat!"

"Do you want to keep it for you?"

Lu Yi interrupted the conversation: "Don't stay."

Tang Zihao glared at Lu Yi.Xiang Xing fanned the flames over there: "Okay, the head of the house has spoken, so Brother Tang, let's eat by ourselves first!"

Lu Yi: "Remember to wash the dishes."

"Roger that!"

Tang Zihao held his breath and blushed.

Lu Yi said softly: "Zihao, do you have something to hide? I think a careless person like you knows how to fight girls best. Do you have anything to say?"

"..."

"If you don't tell me, I can go back."

Tang Zihao buried his face in his hands, and said melancholy: "Are you really powerful, can you see through your eyes?"

"what happened to you?"

"Lu Yi..."

Lu Yi patted him on the back.

"Tell me, what's wrong?"

"I seem...I don't seem to like women...Damn it!"

"……When did this happen?"

Tang Zihao grabbed his arm and said, "It's been a long time. My hormones haven't been fully charged for several years."

Lu Yi quickly sorted out the messy information in his mind, and asked sharply: "So when you watch the film, you don't actually feel it?"

"Um……"

"Not at all?"

"Can be ignored……"

"If you take too much medicine, the virus will become resistant to it, and if you see it too much, you will become numb. It's normal." Lu Yi said nonsense seriously.

"It's not like that, Lu Yi. I just wanted to evoke that feeling... Ah, no, no, no. I suspect that I might be born gay."

Lu Yi was choked and coughed in the chest.

"It's not your fault."

"Lu Yi, I only told you about this, you are not allowed to tell others. If I hear the news, I will castrate you."

Lu Yi smiled and asked, "Then do you have feelings for men?"

"..."

This is Tang Zihao's first date in his life.

It is also black history.

Liu Yiyi was wearing a black sexy fringed gauze dress with a red head flower on her head.

They chose the most economical way of travel - walking.A few hours later, I successfully passed out in this city.

Liu Yiyi: "Zihao, aren't you quite talkative?"

Tang Zihao lowered his head, just in time to meet her gaze.

"Oh, I have a bad throat."

"Does looking at me make you feel uncomfortable?"

"..."

The evil navigation brought them into an ancient town, Tang Zihao held his urine, and lost the mood to continue looking for the toilet.

People crowded people, crowded people to death.Tang Zihao estimated that all pregnant women could be squeezed and aborted.I just don't know if those who are not pregnant will be squeezed into pregnancy.

In order to prevent him from being swept away by the crowd, Liu Yiyi always held Tang Zihao's clothes with her hand without a bag like a hero.

While Tang Zihao was wary of which pedestrian he would kiss, he looked at the surrounding buildings.

He thought to himself: What a beautiful ancient town, it has been turned into a commercial street.If the time is moved forward by more than ten or twenty years, this place will not be a place where folk customs are harmonious.

But now being led by the nose through the alley several meters wide, he really couldn't find any relaxed atmosphere.

An uncle used a scoop with round holes to form water-based powder, and patted it with a rough and black hand, and the powder flowed out of the holes and flowed into the hot water pot in strips.

He slapped and shouted: "Hot and sour powder, there is a place, here