Cannon fodder, please open your eyes [Quick Transmigration]

Bloody human flesh.

Do you really think he has never eaten mashed chicken?

Although he felt that a certain emperor was very naive, Shen Pei, who vaguely guessed the other party's temper, stopped his mouth cooperatively, pretended to be choked, and coughed in a similar manner.

Seeing that the prank he intentionally tormented others succeeded, the smile in Xiao Yi's eyes was obviously much more real, and he even patted Shen Pei on the back tenderly.

Maybe it's due to his natural body cold or some other reason, the temperature of the man's skin is extremely low, even through his clothes, Shen Pei can still feel the coldness.

"Is the queen scared?" Knowing the truth of giving a sweet date with a stick, Xiao Yi raised his lips leisurely, "I'm just joking."

As if he didn't know how much the dead silence made his stomach hurt, he raised his hand and put a porcelain bowl in front of Shen Pei: "Drink the soup."

The aroma is tangy, the soup is pure white, dotted with a few pleasing greens, and the cooked meat can be clearly seen.

Coupled with Xiao Yi's demeanor, half-smile, no one would think that this soup is not that simple.

Especially Chuntao, who was more pure-hearted, looked at Shen Pei now, as if she was about to cry out of anxiety.

Holding a porcelain spoon in his hand and gently opening his red lips, the young man in the center of the vortex remained calm, and nodded gracefully after tasting it carefully: "The crucian carp soup is delicious without thorns, thank you for your concern."

As soon as this remark came out, the man who knew that the prank had failed suddenly lost his interest in preparing vegetables for the other party.

Leaning back against the back of the chair like a boneless man, he raised his eyes lazily: "Who made this soup?"

Yue Mo had already gotten used to the eccentric manners of today, Xi Shun gestured lightly to the outside, and soon a chubby royal chef walked into the hall and knelt down.

Never expected that Xiao Yi, a tyrant, would not let people stop even after a meal. Shen Pei, who was sipping soup, secretly rolled his eyes, and the words "brain has a pit" flashed through his mind.

But the imperial cook who was called in obviously didn't have Shen Pei's good attitude: nowadays the Holy Majesty is moody, and killing people with a smile is also common.

Before the last moment, no one can guarantee that they will walk out of Fengqi Palace in full.

Not wanting to implicate the lives of innocent people because of his answer just now, Shen Pei picked up the veil and wiped his mouth, and asked before Xiao Yi could speak: "Is Your Majesty not eating today? Why haven't you moved your chopsticks?"

Xi Shun, who knew exactly why Xiao Yi came to Fengqi Palace, suddenly had his eyelids twitch.

"Hmm." It seemed that Shen Pei, who had been quiet all this time, would take the initiative to speak, but Xiao Yi who was interrupted was not angry, but just glanced at the dishes on the table with disgust.

"Then what food does Your Majesty like to eat?" Gradually realizing that if you want to eat safely, you have to coax a certain big cat first. They do it and try it."

Never in the habit of giving others face, Xiao Yi said forcefully: "No."

As far as he is concerned, all the normal desires have been wiped out by all kinds of things when he was young, and eating and sleeping are just the necessary means to ensure survival.

This is also the main reason why the royal chefs in the palace are trembling like walking on thin ice: after all, no matter how good the cooking skills are, they can't please a person who has no appetite.

This is especially true for the concubines who are huddled in various palaces and halls like prisons. It is a great blessing for them to be able to live peacefully all the time, let alone competing for favor.

"But the concubine thinks that eating together is always a different feeling," Shen Pei pretended not to see Xishun's frantic hint of shutting up, picked up the soup bowl at hand, blew patiently, and then blew The porcelain spoon was passed to the other party's lips, "Try it, Your Majesty?"

Now Xiao Yi was really surprised.

Because of his status and character, apart from Shen Pei, no one dared to chase after him to "feed him".

Looking down at the other party's concerned and calm gaze, the man's mind was blank, and he opened his mouth in a strange way.

However, in the next second, he pursed his lips and frowned fiercely: "It's unpalatable."

The imperial chef, who was kneeling on the ground nervously, almost didn't shake like a sieve.

"But the concubine thinks this soup is very delicious." Determined to cure this inexplicably smoky brat, Shen Pei first sang the opposite tune, and then changed the subject before the other party got really angry, "Because it feels delicious , so I want to share it with His Majesty."

Xiao Yi, who was soaring to half of his anger and then suppressed it: ...

"What a delicacy, what a share." Stretched out a finger to pick up Shen Pei's chin, the man forced the other to turn his face, "I didn't expect that Queen, you have such a sharp tongue."

Secretly complained a few words in his heart about the eccentric habit of pinching someone's face whenever he had nothing to do, Shen Pei blinked innocently: "Just tell the truth."

"Smart words."

With a cold snort from his nose, Xiao Yi cast a sideways glance at Xi Shun: "Why are you still standing there? Didn't you hear the queen say you like it? Give him a box of gold leaves, and get out of here."

Turning around, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright. The imperial chef who thought he was going to lose his head did not dare to look up to see the empress who saved him, so he had to kowtow in gratitude and leave the main hall quietly.

0049 sighed again and again: [It's over, it seems that your old Gong is seriously ill this time. 】

Shen Pei looked calm: [If you are sick, treat it. 】

Shen Langlang was self-sufficient and ate happily without letting any palace people including Chun Tao come forward to serve dishes. Occasionally, he would take the initiative to pick up some for Xiao Yi when he met someone who was particularly appetizing.

Xi Shun, who had accompanied her for many years, was sweating for this overly bold lady at first, but after seeing Xiao Yi's subsequent actions, he couldn't help but widen his eyes, showing a bit of surprise that couldn't be concealed.

——Although there are only a few sporadic mouthfuls of choice, it is a miracle that the Imperial Dining Room has been working hard for a long time to make His Majesty eat.

Especially in such a sweltering weather, His Majesty came here with the intention of finding fault, but in the end he didn't even kill a single person. If this matter spread outside the palace, those adults who dared to be angry but dared not speak out would probably I was so excited that I ran to tell each other tears.

Secretly feeling that those unreliable Qin Tianjian finally approved of His Majesty's marriage, Xishun silently signaled the other palace people to make preparations for His Majesty's possible stay with the back of his left hand.

Shen Pei, who was serious about eating, didn't have any similar worries at all. Who told him to read the script early, he knew that Xiao Yi seemed to hate women, and even sex.

Although 0049 is often a little out of tune when speaking, the other party is really right about the summary of widowhood.

Sure enough, after Shen Pei ate, drank, and rinsed his mouth, the emperor who failed to find fault and ate some food stood up and walked out of the palace without looking back.

Seeing this scene, Shen Pei, who was secretly relieved, immediately raised the hem of his skirt lightly, imitating the etiquette in his memory and bowed gracefully: "Respectfully, Your Majesty."

One yard counts for one yard, just because of Xiao Yi's current dog temper that makes people's stomach hurt even after eating, if they share the same bed, the other party may not know how to torment him.

His body is weak and he has just traveled through time. He really needs a deep sleep and a good rest.

However, as the old saying goes, nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life, Shen Pei, who has just arrived, still underestimated someone's perception of subtle emotions and the level of nerves to go crazy from time to time.

Without any explanation, and without any excuse, the man in gold embroidered red clothes turned around quickly, and looked at Shen Pei with a smile: "Regards? I didn't say I was leaving."

"Deeper and heavier, sleep here tonight."

on purpose!This bastard definitely did it on purpose.

How can the dog days be deeper and dew heavier?

On the contrary, Chuntao, who was a little disappointed before, secretly gave Shen Pei a look of surprise: Although His Majesty is indeed as unpredictable as the rumors, but the poison of a tiger does not eat its children, in this deep palace, there is still a child by his side It's safe.

Shen Pei who instantly sees through the other party's thoughts: ...

Sorry, the hardware is limited, he can't give birth even if he wants to.

Fortunately, those strange problems on Xiao Yi's body were not a disguise. He wholeheartedly believed that Shen Pei was a woman, and he had no intention of asking her to serve him at all, so he took a bath and went to bed on his own.

There was no sound, and the palace servants who were in charge of arranging the bedroom came out in a file, pointing their fingertips towards the side of the bed, Xiao Yixu closed his eyes, and lazily said: "Stay away from me."

"You sleep here."

Shen Pei, who endured the sweltering heat and wrapped a few cloth strips around his underwear: ... What a bastard.

Doesn't it show your true nature when no one looks at it?Are you capable of pretending to be the end?

"The queen is wronged?" Xiao Yi opened his eyes slightly before waiting for the person beside him to reply, "Or do you want to sleep on my dragon bed more?"

Your dragon bed?

That must be my bed.

Silently pinching the villain named Xiao Yi dozens of times in his heart, Shen Pei, who knew that the other party was sick, smiled: "The concubine is not."

He casually removed the white jade hairpin that was loosely holding the hair on top of his head, and the young man with heavy eyelids secretly yawned, and quite consciously lay down with his back to Xiao Yi.

It was the first time since he ascended the throne that he stayed overnight in this harem that existed only in name only. The man who had been suffering from insomnia all the year round felt more and more noisy and annoying when he heard the shallow and gentle breathing in the hall.

Why?Why can everyone sleep peacefully except him?

Especially the bright yellow underwear on the other party reminded him of many bad things.

The day after day of insomnia had already caused his eyes to be bloodshot, which was not visible during the day, but now it looked particularly frightening against the faint candlelight.

The young man who was born on the soft couch didn't feel anything, until he felt a chill on his neck, and he opened his eyes in a daze: "Your Majesty?"

Losing the gentle femininity that he usually deliberately maintained, the voice of the young man who had not yet woken up became a little hoarse. In the silent night, it fell into the ears of a certain tyrant for no reason.

The big hand that clasped the opponent's neck was loosened suddenly, and the emperor standing barefoot on the ground was dressed in red and had loose hair, like a ghost crawling out of hell.

Looking coldly at the sleepy eyes of the person in front of him reflecting water, but still struggling to cope with his own difficulties, Xiao Yi's irritability lingering in his heart dissipated a lot inexplicably.

Slowly pulling up Shen Pei's sleeve and rubbing the fingertips that just pinched the other's neck, he raised his eyebrows, opened his eyes solemnly and said nonsense: "Very well, it seems that the queen is not asleep either."

"In that case, then get up and talk to me for a while."

The author has something to say: Shen Pei: ... I fell asleep!

Xiao Yi: But you are awake now.

0049: (beating the ground and laughing wildly)

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