Thousand Kings I

Not even a pair of board shorts. "

He stood up, put on his slippers, and walked back to the hotel.

Four or five o'clock is the peak of hotel occupancy, and today is the peak of the peak.Two large tour groups blocked the entrance of the elevator.

Shen Yuliu drank a cup of coffee in the coffee shop, saw that the crowd had dispersed, and then took the elevator back to the room while biting a cigar.

As soon as he got close to the door of the room, he saw his door being pulled open vigorously from the inside, and a woman with a graceful figure came out aggressively from the inside.

Although it is not an affair as imagined, a truly outstanding man can always cope with various emergencies.

"When fate brought love to me, I couldn't resist..." He walked up to the woman and slowly showed what he thought was the most handsome smile, "Because it's so beautiful beyond imagination."

The woman stared at him for three full seconds, then started screaming.

"Ah! Pervert!!"

Shen Yuliu's expression remained unchanged, and his face gradually turned blue in the final sound of the word "state".

The waiter came hurriedly, "Miss Xu, I'm sorry. We got the wrong room..."

Ms. Xu burst into tears, pointing at Shen Yuliu's fingers trembling like autumn leaves in the wind, "Hurry up and drive away the pervert!"

The waiter looked at Shen Yuliu.

Shen Yuliu straightened her chest and tucked in her belly, showing her most dignified and elegant side.

"You are..." the waiter hesitated.

Shen Yuliu took out her room card, "Obviously, either one of us went to the wrong room, or both of us lived in this room."

Ms. Xu roared: "You actually assigned a man to me! A perverted man! Do you know what he just said to me? I can't even understand it!"

Shen Yuliu: "..."

"How does your hotel work? Why are there men? I want to sue you! I'm going to court to sue you..."

Shen Yuliu said: "The grounds for the accusation are 'I recklessly walked into a single man's room, visited the man's most intimate clothes, and was discovered by the man when I left, so I screamed heartily for 3 minutes to destroy the other party's voice reception. device'?"

Ms. Xu said angrily: "Speak human words!"

"Martian? No."

"..."

The waiter said: "Don't be angry, please listen to me."

"Shut up!" Miss Xu screamed hysterically, "Shut up, shut up, shut up! I'm going to sue you!!!"

The assistant manager of the lobby looked at Shen Yuliu guiltily and said: "Mr. Shen, due to the mistakes of our front desk, you have double check-in in your room. We are very sorry for this. To express our apology, we have prepared a free buffet for you , I hope you enjoy your meal in our restaurant." He handed over the buffet coupon with both hands.

Shen Yuliu stared at the buffet coupon in his hand, "That Miss Xu just received this apology, right?"

"No, we upgraded her room." The assistant manager in the lobby paused and said in a low voice, "If she goes to the cafeteria, do I need to notify you in advance?"

Shen Yuliu said: "That would be the best."

The assistant manager in the lobby said "I understand".

When the assistant manager in the lobby sent Shen Yuliu back to the room, he passed by the front office manager's office, and Miss Xu's voice, which was more penetrating than a wireless router, rushed over through the door: "You don't know how disgusting that pervert is...he can't speak human words! "

"..." The assistant manager in the lobby looked at Shen Yuliu, feeling more guilty, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

Shen Yuliu said: "Guaranteeing the quality of the population is a matter for the Ministry of Education, the Ministry of Public Security, the procuratorate and the courts, and you don't need to feel guilty about it."

The assistant manager in the lobby was moved, "Although you only understand a little, you are the most open-minded person I have ever met."

"I have my outlet."

The assistant manager in the lobby looked at him suspiciously.Wouldn't it be smashing something?

Shen Yuliu raised her eyebrows, "Watch children's movies."

"Oh, that's really...excellent."

The assistant manager in the lobby sent Shen Yuliu all the way to the room, and he hesitated before parting, "Miss Xu's upgraded suite is on this floor...because it's the only one. You and her..."

"It's impossible to live in harmony, but try to turn a blind eye."

The assistant manager in the lobby said reassuringly: "You are indeed the most open-minded person I have ever met."

"Of course I am. I got bitten on the ass by a dog in elementary school, you know what I did?"

"You...did nothing?"

"No, I caught it."

The assistant manager in the lobby widened his eyes and said, "Kill it?"

"No, put it in the desk of the deskmate who often reports to the teacher."

"..." The assistant manager in the lobby hesitated whether to upgrade Ms. Xu to the presidential suite for safety reasons.

"Thank you for reminding me of the good memories." Shen Yuliu looked calm, "Help me reserve a window seat in the cafeteria, and I will be there in an hour. Take a shower first."

"Okay, I wish you a pleasant bath."

Tsk!Taking a bath is really enjoyable. When I opened my eyes after washing my hair, I found that the bathroom was gone. The surrounding environment was strangely strange. I was locked in a semi-closed transparent can. A foreign muscular man with a height of about 1.9 meters.

Supernatural?Fantasy?Fantasy?Science fiction?

Shen Yuliu pinched his arm to confirm that he was not dreaming, rationally suppressed the panic surging in his heart, and calmly analyzed the situation in front of him.Whether it is supernatural, fantasy or science fiction, three things must be clarified first: Where is this?Who is the opponent?What is the purpose?

"Hi, people from Earth." The strange man greeted him first.

Shen Yuliu raised her eyebrows, "Hi, alien."

"It's okay to say that. A more polite way is, people from Planet Amurt."

Oh, science fiction!

Shen Yuliu shook his wet hair, and asked calmly: "Okay, can I continue to take a shower? People from Planet Amurt?"

"I'm afraid not. We don't have Earth's bathing facilities here."

"Then let me go from where I came from and where I will go back."

"No, you are my guest, honored guest. I haven't treated you properly yet."

Shen Yuliu looked at the environment outside the can.Bare metal walls, light tubes that are thinner than needles and denser than rain, circles of rings that don't know what to use... simple and blurred sci-fi style. "Thanks, even though my mind is full of banging against the wall, getting needles and hanging myself."

The other party looked at him in surprise, "Why are you so pessimistic?"

"No, I'm not pessimistic at all. At least, at least you look no different from humans."

"I am human."

"...Is this a prank?" It is indeed embarrassing for the so-called "Thousand Kings" to be cheated, but compared to being kidnapped by aliens... he can be a little more embarrassing.

Just as Shen Yuliu was about to breathe a sigh of relief, the other party said in a daze, "What prank? I mean, I'm a human from Planet Amurt."

"..."

"I'm so glad to meet you! I've always admired the Earth civilization, starting from the Ice Light Yuan civilization... Oh, you call it Atlantis? That's really a beautiful civilization."

Even though the opponent kept claiming that he was from the planet Amurt, Shen Yuliu was still skeptical.Not only is the appearance of the other party indistinguishable from that of a human being, but also because the other party is fluent in Chinese, "Where is this?"

"On the special spaceship of the planet Almut. Oh, forgive my recklessness, I haven't introduced myself yet." He patted his chest, made a fist with four fingers, and pointed up, "My name is Romani, and I was appointed by King Almut himself. , the envoy who escorted Mr. Sarala to the banquet for the crown prince of the Golden Lion King system to choose a concubine."

Shen Yuliu began to understand Miss Xu's feelings, "Speak humanly."

Romani said in amazement: "Can't you understand? Could it be that there is something wrong with the translator?" He took off the crescent-shaped earphones hanging from his ears, and muttered to himself into the earphones.

Shen Yuliu pricked up his ears and listened for a long time, making sure that the language he spoke did not belong to any language he knew.

"Sorry to bother you," he said.

Romani heard him speak and looked up at him blankly.

Shen Yuliu made a gesture of wearing headphones.

Romani puts on his headphones.

Shen Yuliu was silent for a while, and said, "Can you help me find a dress?"

Romani was taken aback.

Shen Yuliu opened his hands calmly, taking a good look at his muscular body, "Running naked is not my intention, but I am naked." He must admit that the self in underwear is more intelligent and quick-witted than the one with bare buttocks—at least not half of it. Partial attention is given to the lower body.

Smart earthlings.

Insidious and cunning earthlings.

Earthlings who are often deceived and deceived.

Earthlings with black hands but incomplete black hands.

……

As a native of Earth, Shen Yuliu has many rich attributive prefixes, but this is the first time that he was "taken away by aliens".

He wears a T-shirt and jeans that are claimed to be Amurt's characteristic clothing, silently looking at the dark starry sky outside the cabin and the occasional shining stars, quietly feeling the turbulent inner world of the grass-mud horse roaring vigorously—although he does not want to believe it , But as more and more unbelievable things happened, the facts were like a huge tsunami, threatening and undeniable.

The door was opened from the outside, and Romani stood at the door and said, "Can I come in?"

"No."

"Thank you." Romani came in and asked, "Are you hungry? Want something to eat?"

Shen Yuliu looked at him calmly. He is 1.9 meters tall, with red hair and blue eyes. He is very simple and honest when he is not talking, and he is very honest when he is talking. From head to toe, he is not like a human on Earth. The numbers are all in compliance with the rules, and there is really nothing to be picky about encountering such aliens.The ups and downs in his heart calmed down slightly, "When can I go back?"

Romani said in astonishment, "Why do you ask such a question?"

"...what did the translator translate