The school grass's sales contract

"Smelly Yuan Yan, wake up, you're dead," I whispered in his ear.

He buried himself in my neck and rubbed it for a while before replying, "Don't move."

The sad thing is that his words are now the imperial decree, and I dare not move, for fear that if I do, I will not live until tomorrow.

I didn't realize how attached I was to life before.

"Where are you going?" He watched me pack my things.

I glanced at him, "Class, what time is it?"

"I can't go, and neither can you."

I heard the words want to cry but no tears.

"Yuan Yan, can I discuss something with you?"

"What's the matter?" he asked casually.

"That is, can you use less words like no, no, no, no such words in the future?"

"No, no, no?"

"Yes, that's it, try not to use it."

"why?"

"Because..." I rubbed my forehead anxiously, "Because...you said...it's so sexy, it makes me have unreasonable thoughts about you, you don't want me to treat you Do you have evil thoughts?"

"Evil thoughts?" He frowned slightly, thought for a while, and sighed, "It's so troublesome, why are you getting more and more strange, then if I don't tell you, how can you repay me?"

I turned up the volume: "You still want to repay me? Do you think you didn't torture me enough last night? My whole body is sore."

"Well," I compromised, "how about I buy you a body pillow? I think it's necessary."

"That thing has no temperature."

"Why don't you sleep with an electric heating bag?"

"That thing will explode."

I sighed again and again: "You watch too much news, so watch less in the future."

"Don't talk too much, I'm hungry, go and make me breakfast."

"I am not your servant."

"Are you losing your memory, old lady? The contract is in the drawer, take it and read it yourself."

I was thinking, is this going to the limit, and if I say one more word "no", I'm afraid it will be in jeopardy.Shall I confirm it?

"Cook me breakfast, and I'll tell you why I signed a contract with you," he said with a wicked smile.

"Eh?" I thought for a while, "I said it earlier, I'll do it right away, I want to eat anyway."