Reborn as a little director
Chapter 2 The Bad Director
A few days later, Xie Siqing saw the news about his funeral on TV.
Many movie fans stood by the side of the road to give him a ride.
Famous people in the circle, no matter they have deep feelings or just acquaintances, are almost all present, and the room is full of flowers.
Xie Siqing saw Shao Yu.
Although Shao Yu stood there straight, Xie Siqing had a feeling that Shao Yu had exhausted all his strength to stand like that.
Xie Siqing had never seen Shao Yu like this.
For Shao Yu, the person "Xie Siqing" has since been stripped from his life.Xie Siqing understood what this meant to Shao Yu, and even Xie Siqing felt palpitations when he thought of what kind of grief it would be.
——Shao Yu is the actor brought out by him.
Before he chose Shao Yu, Shao Yu had only played a few small roles and was unknown.
Later, in order to find a suitable actor for a drama, he carried out a large-scale casting process but found nothing. At this time, a director friend suddenly remembered that he had seen a bad movie accidentally before. match.Xie Siqing took a look at the few pitiful films that Shao Yu had acted in, and then interviewed Shao Yu several times in the office, and finally decided that it was him.That play made Shao Yu famous in one fell swoop, and his net worth doubled overnight.At that time, Shao Yu asked him why he chose himself, and Xie Siqing gave the answer at that time: "No matter what bad movie or ridiculous role you play, you are very serious, and you work hard to let yourself enter the heart of the ridiculous character in the bad movie. world, to experience their mentally ill emotions, instead of just using the so-called 'acting skills' to achieve the goal." Later, Xie Siqing always liked to cooperate with Shao Yu, Shao Yu was very dedicated, Xie Siqing once talked about this in an interview, at that time As an example, "When he was acting in an ancient costume martial arts drama, even if he was not photographed by the camera, he was always there struggling to beat people and be beaten."
Shao Yu has always been grateful for Xie Siqing's kindness to him. Over the years, he has never rejected any request from Xie Siqing, and he has unconditionally defended Xie Siqing on all occasions.
And later... When Shao Yu's feelings for her changed, Xie Siqing really didn't know.
When he suddenly woke up, the other party's eyes were already hot enough to melt him.
"Shao Yu..." Xie Siqing silently repeated the name.
From now on, will they still meet...?
In Xie Siqing's heart, the possibility of Shao Yu "killing" himself is the lowest, infinitely close to zero, and he knows how Shao Yu tried his best to protect him.
During the live broadcast of the funeral on TV, introductions to Xie Siqing's past experience and representative works were interspersed, and then, this confusing case was inevitably mentioned.
Only then did Xie Siqing know that his body was found elsewhere later, and it was just missing at first.After the case was formally filed, it was difficult to find anything when I went back to visit his home.The three people present at the time all remembered that the back door was open, so the police had no way of determining whether he was moved to another place after he was attacked at home, or someone started after he walked out by himself. Having no clue, the detention period expired, so all three suspects had to be released first.
But Xie Siqing knew that it must be one of those three people.It happened at home, and he remembered it clearly.
So, he decided to check it out himself.
It's just that this matter can't be rushed.
……
After a while, Xie Siqing was able to walk freely on the ground, and it seemed that everything had recovered.
A person who claimed to be his "crew" came to visit him, named "Little Putao".
"Director Yao," Little Putao said, "When will you be able to return to the set? The endless film is still waiting for you."
"...Oh," Xie Siqing pressed his temple, "I've been very forgetful since the operation on my brain, what kind of movie was that before?"
"That's it," said Little Putao again, "The main character is a robot."
"Yeah." Hearing about making a movie, Xie Siqing finally regained some energy, "Come and pick me up tomorrow morning."
If Little Putao didn't come to pick him up, he wouldn't know where to look for it.
"Okay," Little Putao seemed very happy, "Then I will contact everyone to restart work tomorrow."
"Thanks."
……
Thus, Xie Siqing started his first job after rebirth.
He had already thought that the conditions would be very simple, but he still didn't expect it to be this simple.
The "studio" is just a room and a living room. There is a dining table and a few chairs in the living room, and there is only one bed in the room.
As for equipment such as cameras and lighting, there is only one choice for all of them. It seems that there is no need for lens changes and interlacing of light and shadow at all.
He froze for a moment.
At this time, an actor came up to greet him, dressed coquettishly.
Xie Siqing was stunned for the second time.
"All right, let's start shooting." Little Putao said.
"Wait a minute..." Xie Siqing asked, "Tell me the plot again, I've almost forgotten it."
"What else could there be to this?" Little Putao said, "Just to introduce, Shou is a robot and Gong is an otaku."
"……and then?"
"Then? Then do it."
"……what?"
Do?do what?
"...Huh?" The other party was also very puzzled.
"Why is there no plot?" Xie Siqing asked again.
"Director Yao, are you okay?" Little Putao scratched her head, "This is a pornographic film, what else is there?"
Xie Siqing couldn't believe his ears: "...what movie?"
"Small pornography." Little Putao said confusedly, "Director Yao, haven't you been filming this all the time?"
Xie Siqing almost didn't come up in one breath.
It turns out that Yao Shunyu is actually the director of this kind of play...
No wonder these people are all called "Little Grape", "Little Watermelon", "Little Kiwi", and no one uses their real names.
He stared blankly at the things.
Little Putao felt the terrible silence, and said weakly, "Director Yao, you had an operation, did you partially lose your memory? After graduating from film school, you couldn't find a job. After drinking too much, you went crazy and committed suicide by jumping into the river. Our boss saved you and gave you this job to do..."
"..." Xie Siqing stopped talking.
to go, or not to go?this is a problem.
There are only a few dozen dollars in his pocket.Last night he dug three feet at Yao Shunyu's house and searched all night, but he didn't find any more money.If you don't take this job, you won't be able to eat that night... Xie Si doesn't know what else to do after making a movie.
And... Although the equipment here is crude, it can be used to prepare your own portfolio and prepare for becoming a director again.If you save money to buy equipment yourself, you really don't know when you will have to wait.
In addition, he probably still has to repay the kindness that Yao, Shunyu owed...?Xie Siqing is not so sure about this.
but……
Thinking of this, Xie Siqing sighed: "Well... I like to be more subtle now, don't make it too straightforward."
"what?"
"Go and zoom out the camera for me... Dim the light on the body part."
"Oh……"
Just like that, Xie Siqing was forced to accept the job of director of pornographic films.
However, what he has always pursued is to inject soul into his works.
He can't stand the emptiness of the work, and what he wants to do at the moment is not available.
This feeling is unbearable——
Little Putao asked cautiously again: "Then shall we start?"
"Ah? Oh..."
Little Putao shouted: "It's started, it's started!"
Xie Siqing stared blankly, feeling uncomfortable all over.
Such a lousy play, will I direct it?
Robot... Out of professional habits, Xie Siqing looked at the protagonist who was introducing himself as a robot, and thought of many things in his mind, about machines and people.
Really...
Before coming here, I thought I was lucky. Although Yao Shunyu is not well-known, the good news is that he is also a director.
Now, nothing but dumbfounded.
He is still a "director", but he has no way to convey what he wants to say, or can only convey it through this kind of film.
... to convey it through this kind of film?
"..."
The only sounds in the studio were the moans and gasps of the actors.
"Stop!" Xie Siqing said suddenly, "Stop, stop, stop."
"what's wrong?"
Xie Siqing asked them to get up from the bed: "I won't shoot today."
"...Huh?" said the actors, "the progress has slowed down a lot."
"It doesn't matter." Xie Siqing said, "The script will be changed, and a new script will be sent to you before 0:1 tonight. Prepare yourself, and start over here at [-]:[-] pm tomorrow."
"...?"
"There will be a huge increase in dialogue, so be prepared first."
"What conversation?"
Xie Siqing was a little embarrassed.After a while, he finally overcame his psychological barrier and said, "Then let me tell you about the play first."
"……what?"
Everyone is a little confused, because they don't understand why pornographic films still talk about drama.
Xie Siqing looked at the notebook: "Is this going to be a trilogy?"
"right……"
Xie Siqing added: "In this case, I have roughly thought about the themes of the three films."
"...?"
"...The first film that is currently being filmed is exploring whether technology can become the sixth form of life? At present, organisms can be divided into five categories: animals, plants, bacteria, fungi, and viruses, but..."
Xie Siqing pointed to one of the actors: "As a robot, he has growth, longevity, intelligence, emotion, and can recognize and imitate emotions. So, is he really something independent of life? Technology Can it become the sixth life form? In the first part, both of you need to express this kind of struggle, that is, what does he think of himself? What do you think of him? Let’s talk about the second part..."
"..."
Xie Siqing sat at a table: "Then let me talk about the first part in detail."
"..."
In the evening, after the two actors got the script, they both said that this was a great challenge. They had never had such a large number of lines, which was more than all the words they had said in the past.
Then Xie Siqing filmed for five full days before finishing the first part of the so-called "robot" trilogy.
He doesn't have any particular resistance to erotic things, and it's not absent in his own films in the past. Although he is still awkward, he has worked hard to adapt himself to the brand new role of "little porn director".
During the shooting process, I NG countless times, and finally I finally got a watchable one.
The actors complained endlessly, saying that pornography is still NG is a cruel and inhumane behavior.
But Xie Siqing is a perfectionist.As long as his requirements are not met, he will keep reshooting.Xie Siqing shot a scene of eating boiled eggs 99 times.The actor also ate 99 eggs, though only took one bite of each.At that time, Xie Siqing asked someone to cook a large pot, and when it was about to be used up, he asked someone to cook another large pot.
Generally speaking, Xie Siqing is a very gentle person.However, when it comes to filming, he is very persistent, even paranoid.
An actor who worked with both Xie Siqing and Zhong Yang once said in an interview that if the performance was not good, Xie Siqing would resort to "cold violence". Work hard, otherwise you will really NG until the earth is destroyed, and Zhong Yang will immediately release a strong "murderous aura", making people feel that if you don't work hard, it is absolutely impossible to leave the set alive.
After the film was shot, the company sent it to foreign adult websites for downloading.
As for why it was filmed abroad, the "crew" explained that it was to save labor costs.These days, even a pornographic film has to be transferred to the factory.
Xie Siqing didn't want to care about it at first, but after a period of time, he still couldn't resist his past habits, so he also registered an account and went to read everyone's comments.
At a glance, there are all messages about looks, figures, etc.
Then, on the third page near the end, Xie Siqing found a special comment: "Does anyone think the last paragraph makes sense?"
"..."
been affirmed...
Although, it's just this kind of film.
Many movie fans stood by the side of the road to give him a ride.
Famous people in the circle, no matter they have deep feelings or just acquaintances, are almost all present, and the room is full of flowers.
Xie Siqing saw Shao Yu.
Although Shao Yu stood there straight, Xie Siqing had a feeling that Shao Yu had exhausted all his strength to stand like that.
Xie Siqing had never seen Shao Yu like this.
For Shao Yu, the person "Xie Siqing" has since been stripped from his life.Xie Siqing understood what this meant to Shao Yu, and even Xie Siqing felt palpitations when he thought of what kind of grief it would be.
——Shao Yu is the actor brought out by him.
Before he chose Shao Yu, Shao Yu had only played a few small roles and was unknown.
Later, in order to find a suitable actor for a drama, he carried out a large-scale casting process but found nothing. At this time, a director friend suddenly remembered that he had seen a bad movie accidentally before. match.Xie Siqing took a look at the few pitiful films that Shao Yu had acted in, and then interviewed Shao Yu several times in the office, and finally decided that it was him.That play made Shao Yu famous in one fell swoop, and his net worth doubled overnight.At that time, Shao Yu asked him why he chose himself, and Xie Siqing gave the answer at that time: "No matter what bad movie or ridiculous role you play, you are very serious, and you work hard to let yourself enter the heart of the ridiculous character in the bad movie. world, to experience their mentally ill emotions, instead of just using the so-called 'acting skills' to achieve the goal." Later, Xie Siqing always liked to cooperate with Shao Yu, Shao Yu was very dedicated, Xie Siqing once talked about this in an interview, at that time As an example, "When he was acting in an ancient costume martial arts drama, even if he was not photographed by the camera, he was always there struggling to beat people and be beaten."
Shao Yu has always been grateful for Xie Siqing's kindness to him. Over the years, he has never rejected any request from Xie Siqing, and he has unconditionally defended Xie Siqing on all occasions.
And later... When Shao Yu's feelings for her changed, Xie Siqing really didn't know.
When he suddenly woke up, the other party's eyes were already hot enough to melt him.
"Shao Yu..." Xie Siqing silently repeated the name.
From now on, will they still meet...?
In Xie Siqing's heart, the possibility of Shao Yu "killing" himself is the lowest, infinitely close to zero, and he knows how Shao Yu tried his best to protect him.
During the live broadcast of the funeral on TV, introductions to Xie Siqing's past experience and representative works were interspersed, and then, this confusing case was inevitably mentioned.
Only then did Xie Siqing know that his body was found elsewhere later, and it was just missing at first.After the case was formally filed, it was difficult to find anything when I went back to visit his home.The three people present at the time all remembered that the back door was open, so the police had no way of determining whether he was moved to another place after he was attacked at home, or someone started after he walked out by himself. Having no clue, the detention period expired, so all three suspects had to be released first.
But Xie Siqing knew that it must be one of those three people.It happened at home, and he remembered it clearly.
So, he decided to check it out himself.
It's just that this matter can't be rushed.
……
After a while, Xie Siqing was able to walk freely on the ground, and it seemed that everything had recovered.
A person who claimed to be his "crew" came to visit him, named "Little Putao".
"Director Yao," Little Putao said, "When will you be able to return to the set? The endless film is still waiting for you."
"...Oh," Xie Siqing pressed his temple, "I've been very forgetful since the operation on my brain, what kind of movie was that before?"
"That's it," said Little Putao again, "The main character is a robot."
"Yeah." Hearing about making a movie, Xie Siqing finally regained some energy, "Come and pick me up tomorrow morning."
If Little Putao didn't come to pick him up, he wouldn't know where to look for it.
"Okay," Little Putao seemed very happy, "Then I will contact everyone to restart work tomorrow."
"Thanks."
……
Thus, Xie Siqing started his first job after rebirth.
He had already thought that the conditions would be very simple, but he still didn't expect it to be this simple.
The "studio" is just a room and a living room. There is a dining table and a few chairs in the living room, and there is only one bed in the room.
As for equipment such as cameras and lighting, there is only one choice for all of them. It seems that there is no need for lens changes and interlacing of light and shadow at all.
He froze for a moment.
At this time, an actor came up to greet him, dressed coquettishly.
Xie Siqing was stunned for the second time.
"All right, let's start shooting." Little Putao said.
"Wait a minute..." Xie Siqing asked, "Tell me the plot again, I've almost forgotten it."
"What else could there be to this?" Little Putao said, "Just to introduce, Shou is a robot and Gong is an otaku."
"……and then?"
"Then? Then do it."
"……what?"
Do?do what?
"...Huh?" The other party was also very puzzled.
"Why is there no plot?" Xie Siqing asked again.
"Director Yao, are you okay?" Little Putao scratched her head, "This is a pornographic film, what else is there?"
Xie Siqing couldn't believe his ears: "...what movie?"
"Small pornography." Little Putao said confusedly, "Director Yao, haven't you been filming this all the time?"
Xie Siqing almost didn't come up in one breath.
It turns out that Yao Shunyu is actually the director of this kind of play...
No wonder these people are all called "Little Grape", "Little Watermelon", "Little Kiwi", and no one uses their real names.
He stared blankly at the things.
Little Putao felt the terrible silence, and said weakly, "Director Yao, you had an operation, did you partially lose your memory? After graduating from film school, you couldn't find a job. After drinking too much, you went crazy and committed suicide by jumping into the river. Our boss saved you and gave you this job to do..."
"..." Xie Siqing stopped talking.
to go, or not to go?this is a problem.
There are only a few dozen dollars in his pocket.Last night he dug three feet at Yao Shunyu's house and searched all night, but he didn't find any more money.If you don't take this job, you won't be able to eat that night... Xie Si doesn't know what else to do after making a movie.
And... Although the equipment here is crude, it can be used to prepare your own portfolio and prepare for becoming a director again.If you save money to buy equipment yourself, you really don't know when you will have to wait.
In addition, he probably still has to repay the kindness that Yao, Shunyu owed...?Xie Siqing is not so sure about this.
but……
Thinking of this, Xie Siqing sighed: "Well... I like to be more subtle now, don't make it too straightforward."
"what?"
"Go and zoom out the camera for me... Dim the light on the body part."
"Oh……"
Just like that, Xie Siqing was forced to accept the job of director of pornographic films.
However, what he has always pursued is to inject soul into his works.
He can't stand the emptiness of the work, and what he wants to do at the moment is not available.
This feeling is unbearable——
Little Putao asked cautiously again: "Then shall we start?"
"Ah? Oh..."
Little Putao shouted: "It's started, it's started!"
Xie Siqing stared blankly, feeling uncomfortable all over.
Such a lousy play, will I direct it?
Robot... Out of professional habits, Xie Siqing looked at the protagonist who was introducing himself as a robot, and thought of many things in his mind, about machines and people.
Really...
Before coming here, I thought I was lucky. Although Yao Shunyu is not well-known, the good news is that he is also a director.
Now, nothing but dumbfounded.
He is still a "director", but he has no way to convey what he wants to say, or can only convey it through this kind of film.
... to convey it through this kind of film?
"..."
The only sounds in the studio were the moans and gasps of the actors.
"Stop!" Xie Siqing said suddenly, "Stop, stop, stop."
"what's wrong?"
Xie Siqing asked them to get up from the bed: "I won't shoot today."
"...Huh?" said the actors, "the progress has slowed down a lot."
"It doesn't matter." Xie Siqing said, "The script will be changed, and a new script will be sent to you before 0:1 tonight. Prepare yourself, and start over here at [-]:[-] pm tomorrow."
"...?"
"There will be a huge increase in dialogue, so be prepared first."
"What conversation?"
Xie Siqing was a little embarrassed.After a while, he finally overcame his psychological barrier and said, "Then let me tell you about the play first."
"……what?"
Everyone is a little confused, because they don't understand why pornographic films still talk about drama.
Xie Siqing looked at the notebook: "Is this going to be a trilogy?"
"right……"
Xie Siqing added: "In this case, I have roughly thought about the themes of the three films."
"...?"
"...The first film that is currently being filmed is exploring whether technology can become the sixth form of life? At present, organisms can be divided into five categories: animals, plants, bacteria, fungi, and viruses, but..."
Xie Siqing pointed to one of the actors: "As a robot, he has growth, longevity, intelligence, emotion, and can recognize and imitate emotions. So, is he really something independent of life? Technology Can it become the sixth life form? In the first part, both of you need to express this kind of struggle, that is, what does he think of himself? What do you think of him? Let’s talk about the second part..."
"..."
Xie Siqing sat at a table: "Then let me talk about the first part in detail."
"..."
In the evening, after the two actors got the script, they both said that this was a great challenge. They had never had such a large number of lines, which was more than all the words they had said in the past.
Then Xie Siqing filmed for five full days before finishing the first part of the so-called "robot" trilogy.
He doesn't have any particular resistance to erotic things, and it's not absent in his own films in the past. Although he is still awkward, he has worked hard to adapt himself to the brand new role of "little porn director".
During the shooting process, I NG countless times, and finally I finally got a watchable one.
The actors complained endlessly, saying that pornography is still NG is a cruel and inhumane behavior.
But Xie Siqing is a perfectionist.As long as his requirements are not met, he will keep reshooting.Xie Siqing shot a scene of eating boiled eggs 99 times.The actor also ate 99 eggs, though only took one bite of each.At that time, Xie Siqing asked someone to cook a large pot, and when it was about to be used up, he asked someone to cook another large pot.
Generally speaking, Xie Siqing is a very gentle person.However, when it comes to filming, he is very persistent, even paranoid.
An actor who worked with both Xie Siqing and Zhong Yang once said in an interview that if the performance was not good, Xie Siqing would resort to "cold violence". Work hard, otherwise you will really NG until the earth is destroyed, and Zhong Yang will immediately release a strong "murderous aura", making people feel that if you don't work hard, it is absolutely impossible to leave the set alive.
After the film was shot, the company sent it to foreign adult websites for downloading.
As for why it was filmed abroad, the "crew" explained that it was to save labor costs.These days, even a pornographic film has to be transferred to the factory.
Xie Siqing didn't want to care about it at first, but after a period of time, he still couldn't resist his past habits, so he also registered an account and went to read everyone's comments.
At a glance, there are all messages about looks, figures, etc.
Then, on the third page near the end, Xie Siqing found a special comment: "Does anyone think the last paragraph makes sense?"
"..."
been affirmed...
Although, it's just this kind of film.
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