prehistoric chef

There was a small pile of broken shells on the bamboo sieve, Gao Ming scooped up the top ones and put them aside, there was a layer of withered yellow film on the bamboo sieve, Gao Ming shook his hand, this is it? !He took the bamboo sieve and hurried to dry under the big tree outside the cave entrance. He squatted there and stared at it carefully. Bit by bit, he saw that the originally dark yellow thin sheet gradually became lighter in color. Gao Ming carefully uncovered it with his hands, a thin layer with small holes in the bamboo sieve, bit by bit, Gao Ming faced the sun, the light passed through the yellow thin paper, and the light shone on his face became slightly fainter. .

"Brother Xiaoming, is this paper?" Wen Xiaobao asked curiously as he stood behind him.

Gao Ming was pleasantly surprised. Although this paper is thinner and less flexible, it is undoubtedly the prototype of paper, and it only needs to be improved.He slowly rubbed the thin paper with one hand, it didn't break, but he rubbed it too thin carefully.

"It's not enough, if it's thicker, it's softer. From now on, this one will wipe your ass." Gao Ming hurriedly turned and went to the kitchen.Wen Xiaobao immediately understood the benefits of this paper when he heard the words wipe his butt, and hurriedly followed.

In the kitchen, Gao Ming picked up the yellow shell from the plate. Sure enough, there was a thin layer of withered yellow film under the plate, but it hadn't formed yet.Gao Ming stared at the pile of broken shells, and felt that the only way out for the paper was to find a way out of this pile!

"How can we maximize the contents of the broken shell?" Gao Ming rubbed his chin and thought.

Xiao He stared at the broken shell. They had already boiled it, but it still didn't work. They also soaked it, and they wanted to break the contents of the shell. What is it? !Xiao He scratched his head, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said, "Brother Xiao Ming, we have tried all the cooking and soaking, why don't we pound it with stones?"

Gao Ming thought it was very good, he had tried both hot and cold methods, and now he remembered that there was a stone mortar in the small cave that was specially used for pounding wheat to make potato cakes, the size of the stone mortar was just right, so he rushed into the cave and moved it out .Xiao He washed the stone mortar and dried it in the sun, Gao Ming boiled another pot of broken shells, he was afraid that the contents of the pile of broken shells just now were almost used up, so he might as well boil it again.

In less than half an hour, the broken shells were cooked and the mortar was dried.Gao Ming put the soft boiled broken shells into the stone mortar. The large stone mortar was put in all at once, and there was still a lot of space. Gao Ming pounded it with a solid wooden mallet. When he was tired, he changed to Xiaohe, which can be seen with the naked eye. , the originally soft yellow shell has now become a paste, Gao Ming pours half of the paste on the bamboo sieve that has just been washed and dried, and he spreads the paste evenly, about five centimeters.

"Brother Xiao Ming, what are we doing now?" Xiao He asked.

"Wait!" Gao Ming thought in his heart that this time it must be a success, at least close to it!

Less than half an hour later, the paste on the top was not as yellow as before, and had already dried up. Gao Ming and Xiao He carefully peeled off the dry paste. There was a piece of dark yellow paper underneath, because it was covered by the upper shell. Because of drying, the paper inside is not completely dry, but Gao Ming is happy, because the paper looks a bit like soft papyrus used in rural areas.

The two of them squatted on the edge of the box without moving. After the inside was dry, Gao Ming peeled it off carefully. The toughness was as soft as before, and the most important thing was that it was thicker than the one just now. It hangs down on one side and feels very soft, a bit like toilet paper!

Gao Ming held the paper and laughed, "It's done! It's done! We won't use bamboo boards to wipe our butts anymore!"

As soon as the weaving woman heard it, she quickly put down the paper in her hand and came over to see what the paper looked like. Just now, Gao Ming and Xiao He were busy going in and out, and the five of them were all curious. Qi touched the soft yellow paper and said: " Is it too, too wasteful to wipe your ass?"

"Things that make our lives better are valuable and should not be wasted." Gao Ming waved his hand.This kind of paper is too soft to write at all, and it seems that the density of the paper is not enough, and there are many small holes. If it is written, it is estimated that the ink will leak, and the ink needs to be studied. First, build the lowest living building, and wait for the spiritual level to be satisfied. Let's talk about life.

When the potato planters came back that afternoon, Zheng Mao followed Wen Xiaobao. Their fields had a lot of seeds, but Wen Xiaobao estimated that they would be able to plant them in four or five days.Seeing the soft straw paper Gao Ming made, Wen Xiaobao hugged Gao Ming and spun around, his face was filled with excitement, Bujia looked at him with a straight face and pulled the two away, Zheng Mao wanted to do it, but there was no name It's good to go up and pull, but when Bujia comes to drive the two of them, he can only give Bujia a good brother's eyes.

However, when it comes to paper, Zhengmao thinks that the bamboo board is very clean once it is scraped, so there is no need to bother. He has a good face, and now he is finally able to get closer. He doesn't want to ruin Xiaobao's good mood because of making paper or not, so he immediately discussed with Bujia: "There is a big iron box at the foot of the mountain. I can use it." Send out ten men who can't hunt, it doesn't matter if the paper is slow."

Wen Xiaobao still couldn't understand what Zhengmao meant, so he thought that you shouldn't use it when it's done!He didn't say anything, after all, although people don't like the use of paper, maybe it's good enough to let someone else do the work, so he nodded and didn't have any opinion. For primitive people who have been used to it for several years, is there any difference between using paper and bamboo boards and stone chips?

Yes, there must be, but people think that it is completely unnecessary to spend so much effort just to wipe your butt. If I use bamboo boards without paper, can I still live well? !For this reason, Gao Ming is thinking about making paper tomorrow and researching how to make paper for writing. There is no need to bleach, and there is no technology to bleach it.

Had dinner in the evening and went to bed early.

After four days like this, Bujia and Gaoming separated during the day, one farming and the other making paper. At night, Gao Ming, who was exhausted like a dog, fell asleep after washing up. , there is no shade at the foot of the mountain, it must be uncomfortable to be in the sun for a day.

After Bujia potatoes are planted, he still needs to carry water for watering. Gao Ming thought that water can be stored in the alchemy. Crystal bricks are already very eye-catching, how to explain the storage of water?

"It's not hard." Bu Jia kissed the corner of Gao Ming's mouth and said.

Gao Ming was also hot-headed. He felt distressed when he saw that Bujia was peeling off from the sun. Now that he thought about it for a while, he realized that he didn't make a sound, and his life would be easier.

By the end of June, the tribe finally entered a normal hunting and leisure life.Except for one pair of shorts per person for all the tribesmen, each hole is divided into 1.5 meters long and [-] meters wide cloth. You can discuss and study what you want to do. If there are more people in the cave, you will get more points, and if there are fewer people, you will get less points. The above eight people are all normal specifications. In addition to the distributed ones, a lot of fabrics have also been saved. It takes a lot of work to make this rare thing. Although Zhengmao’s ones are still in the storage hole, it’s not like whoever wants to go I got it, I begged Wen Xiaobao to make five big wooden boxes, which were neatly stacked and full of fabrics, these five boxes were placed in the innermost part of the storage hole, whoever wants to come back from hunting that night to find him, he has a good memory , I know which holes are more or less. Even distribution is one aspect. Another thing is that Gao Ming said that when the snow season comes, he will sew another kind of clothes with fleece. All women want to make skirts!

Which of the women in the cave today doesn't have a skirt? !Whether it's a dress or a skirt, anyway, the women in the cave have begun to think about how to dress up. The messy hair has been washed and braided with cloth strips. I saw that the women began to be refined. Although they were still red and black with big waist and round skin, at least they were more dazzling than before. The upper body was wearing a cardigan with a tie showing a small waist, and the lower body was either a pleated skirt or a tube skirt, and some were a vest dress. Every evening When the weather got colder, the guys sat in the shade of the trees and chatted, thinking about the shape of their skirts. This also caused many women in the cave to become pregnant, including six women who were almost called Eminem when they were older.

Gao Ming was amazed, but he was very supportive in his heart. He and Xiaobao didn't have to be so embarrassed. The women always dressed vigorously, and the men were full of vigor when they worked and hunted. There are more men and women in heat everywhere, but the energy is indeed much higher.

While making toilet paper, Gao Ming also researched thick paper. This kind of paper can write and color similar to modern kraft paper, but Gao Ming has no more ink, so he had to put away the thick thick paper. Let's talk!

In the evening, Qi and Linzi walked back down the mountain. Recently, they had been free. There was a trend of making clothes in the tribe. Qi would go down the mountain every evening to chat with friends, talk about the latest styles, and so on. Except, the child was left to Gao Ming and Xiao He to take care of, and Lin Zi picked up Qi when he came back from hunting.

Bujia took a break from his busy schedule today, hunting in the morning and staying at home with Gao Ming to look after the baby in the afternoon. Lin Zi went with Bad Ya Qi and Sadoranda. Bad Ya Qi and Sadoranda walked behind and chatted. When we got to the mountainside and separated from Ah Qi Bad Ya, as soon as we turned the corner, we saw Gao Ming sitting on a bamboo chair with Xiao Le in his arms to enjoy the cool air, and Bu Jia sat beside him with a feather fan in his hand to fan Gao Ming.

When Landa saw it, she poked Sa Duo beside her, leaned over, and whispered intimately, "Sa Sa, don't be envious, I'll fan you tonight too."

Saduo's face turned red all of a sudden, and his mind was full of images of Landa scratching his whole body and that place with the feather fan a few days ago, opening his legs and shaking non-stop. begging for forgiveness...

"What is Sasha thinking?" Landa kissed, tracing Sado's ears with the tip of her tongue, and said erotically, "Sasa, don't worry, let's try it tonight!"

Not only was Sado's face flushed, but his ears were also dripping with blood. He walked to the shade of the tree with his hands and feet. Gao Ming had already woken up. Xiao Le in his arms saw Qi and Linzi coming back, and said in a babble: " Mu! Dam!"

Lin Zi loved it so much, he quickly picked up Xiao Le, rubbed his nose against the tip of his nose and said cheerfully, "Call me Dad!"

"Dam!" Xiao Le spit out a bubble of saliva.

The father and son's big eyes meet the small eyes are straight and happy, Qi can't see it anymore to tease Xiao An, the little tiger in Xiao He's arms.Sado avoided Landa, saw Landa chasing him, changed the subject, and said, "Today we went hunting with Zhengmao, and we caught three women—"

Snapped!

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Xiao He asked, looking at the broken stick in the master's hand.

Wen Xiaobao stared at the cut wound on his palm, smiled coldly, and said, "It's all right." He even dared to rob the civilian girl, she was indeed the son of the landlord's family!

Gao Ming was curious, but Zheng Mao didn't want to be a woman-robber, so he couldn't help but stare at Bu Jia. This should be some default rule in this world, right? !

"There are very few healthy and young women in any cave. If you go out hunting and meet older women, you can catch them back, but—" Bujia also felt that Zhengmao didn't seem to be catching women back. They ran to them when they had nothing to do, and squatted next to Wen Xiaobao when they came. Except for Xiaoan Xiaole, who else in the cave couldn't tell that Zhengmao liked Wen Xiaobao.

Landa answered, and said bluntly: "Zhengmao didn't say anything, Rolling Stone and Caitou who went with him said they wanted to catch them back."

After thinking about it for a while, Bujia understood that during this period of time, almost all the women in the cave who could conceive were pregnant. The tribe was growing, but there were too few women in the tribe. Zhengmao wanted to think about the future of the tribe.

Gao Ming was thinking, Zhengmao usually hunts in this area, the farthest is only near the cave where they used to live, these three women happened to appear, where can they live?But right now is not the time to think about it. Gao Ming still can't get used to the bandits' behavior of abducting women, but he didn't worry about letting them go. He just said, "Where are those three women locked up? What should we do in the future?"

"The three women lived with Tudu's mother, and Zhengmao asked Tudu's mother to take care of them, but I saw that the three women were so hungry that they were so thin that they were as thin as a bone. When I saw the women in the tribe, they still had food. It's all lit up, I guess I don't want to go back." Landa shook her head.

This kind of thing is also common. If a woman in the cave is not full enough to eat and is taken to another cave, as long as there is no problem with food and clothing, she will generally show obedience.

Gao Ming didn't continue to ask, his mind was full of where did these three women come from? !There is also a cave tribe nearby.

The first 42 chapters Xiaoming meets the caveman!

That night, Gao Ming went back and forth on the bed like flipping pancakes, Bujia took Gao Ming into his arms and said, "Do you want to go back and have a look?"

The two have been together for so long and they have a tacit understanding. Gao Ming nodded. Except for the tribe, there are only their small caves near this mountain. The place where these three women come from is probably their previous small cave. Gao Ming did not remove the iron fence at the beginning. On the one hand, I want to make a good relationship to help people in the future, and on the other hand, I want to have a rest place on the way to the beach to cook salt and catch seafood. Now that the small cave is occupied, Gao Ming has no intention of snatching it back or driving people away. It just feels weird.

"I heard from Landa that the three women were captured near the mountain of the tribe. How dare they run around without a hunter guarding the three women? Although our small cave is not far from the mountain of the tribe, it will take two or three hours. There is no shortage of prey in the woods, you said it was just a coincidence that the three women were picked up by Zhengmao?" Gao Ming began to reason like Holmes.

What did Buga think it was!They knew something was wrong with a little brainstorming, not to mention Zheng Mao who had been on this mountain for so many years. "Zhengmao should know it in his heart. If you are worried, let's ask Zhengmao tomorrow morning."

Gao Ming nodded, a smart person is a smart person no matter where he goes, he just picked up the painstaking efforts of the predecessors to make paper and cloth, if he really grew up in this world, he must follow the crowd and follow Ah Ling Little thugs who eat meat.This world has its own rules of survival, and Gao Ming doesn't want to pretend to be smart, so I'd better ask Zheng Mao tomorrow.

After discussing it, Gao Ming had nothing to worry about and fell asleep after a while.With a smile in his eyes, Bujia kissed the corner of Gao Ming's mouth, not too hot, and the two fell asleep with their arms around each other.

Before the sun rose the next day, the kitchen smoke wafted up, and the scent wafted from the aisle in the cave to the bedroom. Gao Ming stretched his waist and took a bamboo tube to brush his teeth and wash his face. angry.

On the big round table is black fruit bacon soup. He has been drinking this in the morning. He has no right to cook and has no right to speak, but he is really tired of drinking it. But he also knows that there are many bacon and wild vegetables in the cave. Of course, don’t make a fuss about the recovered wheat seeds. Eat it in your stomach, not to mention potatoes, all planted in the ground, this is just enough, so there is black fruit soup in the cave every morning and evening, barbecue and stew at noon, eating a black fruit peel, but it is also boring tight.

Gao Ming Hulu Hulu finished a bowl of black fruit bacon soup, no matter whether it is delicious or not, it should not be wasted, but if it is eaten like this until the potatoes come down in October, it will be enough. It seems that I have recently taken Landa around, maybe I can find other food.

The sun slowly rises in the distance after eating, the orange color is like a duck egg, Gao Ming suddenly thinks of the Gugu he raised, "Sister Qi, how many Gugus are there now?" There were two males and three females, After clipping the wings and not flying, Gao Ming thought about sustainable development, so he said not to eat the eggs after laying them, and wait for the mother Gugu to hatch the little ones, and there will be a steady stream of Gugu eggs to eat in the future.

"The big one just hatched three small ones a few days ago. I put it in a bamboo box specially made by Xiaohe and laid hay on it. After raising it for a few days, I can walk around now." Qi counted slowly with her fingers , "Let's eat one of the male ones, now there are two old females Gu Gu Gu and six grown up, three small ones, among them four females and two males."

Calculated in this way, there are a total of six females and three males including the two old females Gu Gu Gu. "Kill the male ones in no hurry, and the female ones will grow up too." The few eggs laid by Gugu are not enough for the people in the cave to stuff their teeth in a day. "We need to catch a few females." After the Gugu eggs are laid, they can eat preserved eggs.

Now the cuckoo is not as easy to catch as it used to be. It is stupid and fat. Since the tribe knows that the cuckoo is also delicious, and children also like to hit the cuckoo with a slingshot. They will have one in each hand, and there are very few Gugus in this mountain now, probably because they are afraid, but the Gugus are much more agile now, and it is difficult to catch them alive.

After dinner, Gao Ming did not forget his business. After the busy period before, the cave returned to leisure, and the three-team system started. Today happened to be Zhengmao’s rest day. Gao Ming and Bu Jia carried a bamboo basket and went down the mountain alone. , I didn’t plan to come back after asking about something, I went to pick wild vegetables and go hunting or something.Bamboo baskets are now common in the tribe. Whenever you go out, you will always carry a bamboo basket on your back. When you meet something that looks edible, you will bring it back for Gao Ming to think about. Since then, there have been more varieties of wild vegetables in the tribe. of.

The two of them walked down the mountain. On the way, they met Alai who was holding a baby, Sun with a puffy belly, and several pregnant women walking up the mountain. Gao Ming knew at a glance that they were looking for Qi to chat and ask for some herbs, and they beat each other. call.At the foot of the mountain, Zhengmao was sitting outside the entrance of the cave, grilling bacon. A few children squatted in front of Zhengmao, their eyes were bright. Zhengmao cut a few pieces with a knife and handed them to the children. The children who took the meat were not greedy. He smiled and ran away to play.After Zhengmao finally put the roasted meat into his mouth, he saw Bujia and Gao Ming. He stuffed the meat into his mouth first, and after eating, he smiled and said, "I knew you were coming, come and sit here and chat. chat!"

Gao Ming Bujia took advantage of the opportunity to sit on the small stone pier, Zheng Mao held the bacon skewered on an iron pole in his hand, turned around a few times, and gave Bu Jia Gao Ming a piece of meat, the two laughed and said that they had eaten, Zheng Mao just saw them From the food guard's appearance, it can be seen that he didn't eat in the morning.Zhengmao knew that Gaoming Cave used to eat something in the morning. There were no women in their cave, and the cooking of some gentlemen was not good, but the barbecue was good. Today he and Aya had a rest, and the two grilled meat for the big guy. After eating, I went hunting, and Aya went to find a good woman. He was the only one left who was not full. Not long after the roasting, Tudu brought the children over, and each of them had to roast again.

The fragrant, crunchy and oily barbecue was thrown into his mouth, Zhengmao chewed a few times and swallowed it whole, and then said: "I asked Xiaohua to ask last night, these three women live in the small cave you used to live in." , lived for a long time, eighteen people just lived in, and then three men died while hunting for unknown reasons, now there are three older women and five young men in the cave, only seven men are left, it is said that three The one who is good at hunting, and the four who are fooling around, just pretend not to be full and starve to death..."

Zhengmao came slowly, Gao Ming thought that Zhengmao was smart, he knew how to let Xiaohua talk routinely at night, women and women obviously can confide in each other, so it is better to believe, and the psychological defense line is also low at night.

"...Maybe they were followed when they were digging potatoes. Anyway, there was a fire in their hole, a bunch of messy things." Zhengmao knew what kind of disaster was in the hole from the three women's mouths. Indifferently said: "The three of them said that there was something called an ear in the hole and asked them to come out and dig wild vegetables."

"Do you believe it?" Buga said.

Zhengmao shook his head, "The three women said that the small things in the cave are very small, but when it comes to how the wild vegetables come here? Even Xiaohua can see that something is wrong with these things. No matter how hungry you are, it is impossible for the three women to go so far to dig wild vegetables. There are those three women who are also quick to speak and look good, oh, I don't like it." Finally, I added a superfluous sentence.

Gao Ming laughed in his heart, thinking that you don't need to explain to Bujia and me whether you like it or not.

"Regardless of what the small hole is for, let's pretend we don't know and don't go there, and see how long they can endure, or take someone over there today." Zheng Mao looked at Gao Ming Bujia, meaning to let the two choose , of course he thinks the first one is better.

Gao Ming, who originally wanted to go back, also felt that it was better to stop in silence. They didn't know what the other party thought was an enemy or a friend, so they didn't move. They stayed here to watch the tribe and even seven hunters couldn't turn the sky around. Whoever moves first lose the initiative.Gao Ming looked at Bu Jia, and Bu Jia obviously thought the same way, nodded and said: "You can see the rest, Xiao Ming and I will go for a walk."

Zhengmao finished eating the last piece of barbecue, wiped his mouth with grease, and said affectionately, "Where's Xiaobao?!"

Gao Ming has disgusting goosebumps on his arms, and I don't know how Zhengmao's brain is structured. When he is serious, he looks like a bullying son. No matter how you look at it, it violates the peace, and the person changes within a second of talking about it.

"Xiaobao said he was going to cut bamboo today, so he probably went to the bamboo forest now." Gao Ming rubbed his arms, thinking he should remind Zheng Mao not to beat him up again. "If you go in the past, don't look like this, Xiaobao doesn't want to see you."

As if changing his face, Zheng Mao nodded seriously and said, "I know you can rest assured."

Don't worry!Gao Ming was tormented by Zhengmao's snake-like facial expression, so he quickly pulled Bujia out, muttering, "Don't be like Zhengmao, changing your face is like flipping through a book, no wonder Xiaobao doesn't I like it!"

Bujia had a smile in his eyes and didn't say anything, but in his mind he was thinking of how Xiaobao and Zhengmao, who were planting potatoes, were talking in the field a few days ago, but Wen Xiaobao and Zhengmao had nothing to do with them, so he nodded without saying anything Follow Gao Ming into the mountain.

The two walked in along the small river and then up the mountain. Recently, this area has been searched. If you really want to find something else, you can only go in. The two of them didn't chat along the way. Bujia was vigilant, and Gao Ming exuded his spirit Power, like hair, is in all directions, and it will vibrate when it encounters danger. Gao Ming knows which direction there is a big prey, and he can avoid it and prepare in advance, so nothing happened along the way.

It was cool in the mountains, Gao Ming was wearing shorts just right, and there was a field full of red fruits, Gao Ming thought it was too heavy and stopped picking four, which is still very common in the tribe of red fruits.It’s too deep, so you can go to the side. Gao Ming felt that after a long time, only finding four red fruits was no different from returning without success. He also agreed to go around to the side, hoping to be able to Find something else to eat.

Going to the side, there are many weeds and thorns in the forest. The two of them went forward and one behind. On the way, Bujia caught two goo goo. Gao Ming saw that they were all females. One wing was seriously injured. I don’t know if it can be done. If you survive, tie it up with a rattan rope and hold it in your hand.

The thorns and weeds became less and less as we walked in, and some seemed to have been cut down artificially. Gao Ming also found something wrong, and the two became more cautious.

"It's not like our people." Gao Ming stared at the incision of the thorns, which looked like a bone knife cut out, and the footprints in the grass did not look like straw sandals.Bu Jia nodded, and the two said at the same time the people who lived in the small cave they used to live in, "It's those seven." Gao Ming had already confirmed it.

Gao Ming suddenly frowned, and the mental power that was emitted moved when he encountered an obstacle, and he couldn't help saying: "There is something in front, I don't know if it is a person or a prey."

"Go and have a look!" Bujia tied Gu Gu to a tree branch, holding a knife in one hand and Gao Ming in the other, and the two cats walked through the grass without any movement. The old Bujia could vaguely hear people's voices, so he made a gesture to Gao Ming, Gao Ming nodded, and his movements were even more careful, trying to restrain his breath.

When going hunting, whether it is the prey or the hunters, the five senses are adjusted to the most vigilant moment, so if you want to avoid being discovered, you must control your breath and sense of presence.

"A stick ear hanging revealed that if the snow season is coming, if there is not enough food, I will drive Emu out of the cave—"

"He dares!" Holding the bone knife, the veins on the back of his hand bulged, and he said, "If he dares to bring it up like that, I'll kill him first!"

"Alas." Another thin man sighed, and said: "Since Ah Ling died, this earring has always regarded himself as Ah Ling, and I don't know what to say to Ah Bai and the others. The three of them didn't come back last night. The earrings were not allowed to go out to look for them, so I don’t know where they went.”

"I know." Ah Gun frowned. He didn't know what Erhang was up to, but if he dared to touch him, he would definitely fight Erhang! "The fire I took back last time belonged to another cave tribe. The earrings probably sent Ah Bai to that cave tribe."

Gao Ming was lying in the grass, as expected, people had already found them!He wanted to signal to Bujia, but Bujia winked, don't move? !oh!Then I saw Bujia touched a knife in his hand and threw it towards his ear.

"Who!" Ah Gun looked warily at the grass where Gao Ming was crawling.