Li Chu opened the car window and said suddenly: "Hey, shall we go eat pizza?"

Shen Xiudao: "Eating junk food again! You just asked Barrett to order a meal at McDonald's yesterday, do you think I don't know?"

Li Chu turned around and said innocently: "What does that have to do with pizza? McDonald's is McDonald's, and Pizza Hut is Pizza Hut. My recipes are broad and fraternal."

Shen Xiu: "..."

So Li Chu always has a way of distorting your logic and confusing your concepts, and finally——

Li Chu licked his lips, and said treacherously: "You don't know. In fact, at this time, the man who got out of the car and bought the supreme pizza without saying a word is the most handsome and lovable man."

——At the end, the ability to be oblique and coquettish to soften your heart.

Sometimes Shen Xiu really wanted to hold Li Chu in his arms and rub him hard. After looking at him for a long while, Li Chu actually leaned over and gave him a resounding kiss on the face.

"... Baji."

Now Shen Xiu was completely lost, and silently got out of the car to buy Supreme Pizza.

A few minutes later, his wife slave Shen Xiu came back with a huge bag, saw Li Chu looking over expectantly, and just wanted to say something.

Li Chu cheered "Yeah", and went back with the pizza box, completely ignoring Shen Xiu.

Shen Xiu sat in and closed the car door, watched him drooling for a moment, then suddenly leaned over and threw him on the back seat.

"Hey hey——" Li Chu was suddenly attacked, and hurriedly protected the pizza box under it, for fear of losing the junk food, and then thought of turning around to look at Shen Xiu.

Being thrown down by King Bai was a daily occurrence, and the car was still driving on the street, Li Chu was careless and had no sense of crisis at all, lying under Shen Xiu, he asked "Huh?" in confusion.

Shen Xiu naturally had an extremely inflated sense of accomplishment of taming a proud beast. Just seeing Li Chu's devious tricks made him feel weak, and now Li Chu was obediently pressed down, showing his innocence, dazedness, and completeness. The non-aggressive expression almost broke him instantly.

"Do you like these junk foods so much, huh?" Shen Xiu looked down at Li Chu with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "He didn't even look at me."

Li Chu was not afraid that he would massage him, and was even used to the hormones he emitted to lure him, but he was afraid that such a tender scene, being held in Shen Xiu's arms and being treated gently in Shen Xiu's arms would make Li Chu feel numb all over. Instinctively buried his head in the sand, such as——

"Pi, what's wrong with the delicious pizza... Hurry up and get out of the way, don't you bother me! I still want to eat pizza... it will be crushed..." Li Chu groaned, turned his head aside, but didn't want to Look at Shen Xiu's eyes.

"It won't break." Shen Xiu casually pulled out the pizza box, stuffed it on the passenger seat, then lowered his head, and put his lips on Li Chu's.

Li Chu thought he was about to start a long kiss, moved awkwardly, and waited there.

The next moment, Shen Xiu moved his lips and said in a low voice: "..."

When he spoke, Li Chu could completely sense every tiny breath of air and every tiny movement.

Li Chu's face slowly turned red, and after a while, his ears were red and his ears were burning. When Shen Xiu looked at him, he said angrily, "What are you talking about! I didn't hear it at all, I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it..."

Shen Xiu muffled a laugh, and said it again.

Li Chu: "..."

After a while, Shen Xiu hissed, raised his head and said blankly: "I said I love you, why did you bite me?"

Li Chu raised his arm to cover his face, and said angrily: "Who made you so sensational all of a sudden! No! Sensational me!"

Shen Xiu was both helpless and funny: "You are really difficult to serve..."

Li Chu struggled hard for a while, turned over on the small back seat of the car, pressed Shen Xiu down, licked the wound on his lip, and snorted, "No! Sudden sensationalism! Otherwise, I will bite you!"

Shen Xiu whispered: "Okay, I will notify you in advance."

Li Chu was stunned for a moment.

With Li Chu's smirk on the corner of Shen Xiu's mouth, he said slowly, "I'm going to say 'I love you'."

Li Chu: "..."

Shen Xiu counted down slowly: "Ten, nine, eight..."

Li Chu was almost cooked!

He was completely at a loss, staring blankly at Shen Xiu's mischief, and heard Shen Xiu counting after a while: "Seven, two, one..."

"I! Know! Know!!" Li Chu frantically rushed to cover Shen Xiu's mouth, and shook him viciously, "Stop talking!"

Shen Xiu raised his hands to express his unconditional surrender. After a while, he hugged Li Chu and laughed without image.

……

After the box of Supreme Big Pizza was opened, Li Chu swished two slices in a few minutes, and then painfully stuffed the third slice in 10 minutes.

Shen Xiu ate with him slowly, eating and resting with a strategy of sustainable development, until he ate the fourth piece.

There was one piece left, and the two of them couldn't squeeze it any more.

Li Chu said angrily: "It's too wasteful! Why did you buy such a big one!"

Shen Xiudao: "Because if you buy a small one, obviously you will be depressed."

Li Chu: "..." Why do you know me so well.

Li Chu looked at the last piece of extremely attractive pizza in the box, and said bravely, "Half for each person!"

Ten minutes later, the two collapsed on the sofa.

Shen Xiu said helplessly: "Why do you have to finish eating... Have I ever been short of your meal money?"

Li Chu Dayi said awe-inspiringly: "It's not about money! It's about food that shouldn't be wasted! — especially delicious food."

He turned sideways, clutched his stomach and said, "It's so supportive..."

Shen Xiu got up, took out the Stomach and Xiaoshi tablet specially prepared for Li Chu from the medicine box, and handed it to Li Chu.

"It can't be stuffed, it can't be stuffed..." Li Chu hummed.

Shen Xiu: "..." You stuffed half of the pizza, but the last pill couldn't fit in?

After a while, Shen Xiu touched over, scratched Li Chu's armpit, and took advantage of the time when he burst out laughing, directly stuffed the medicine into him.

Li Chu was unprepared, and hiccup swallowed it all at once: "..."

After a while, Comrade Li Chu really came back to life, jumping around to digest food.

He walks around with a Boyd light in his eyes, apparently using his powers to play on the internet.

Shen Xiu looked at him amusedly, thinking that he was drawing cg illustrations or something again, but took out his phone and checked for a long time, but he didn't see any new Weibo posts from the big v "Dahe Erhe".

Li Chu seemed to be in a great mood, humming a song, stretching, and circling around the sofa.

Shen Xiu guessed, "It's probably some kind of game being played remotely.

Just thinking about it, not long after, Marco sent a message, crying to Shen Xiu with tears in his eyes: 【Your Majesty!There is no way to pass the day!Your lover, Comrade Li Chu, has nothing to do with our intelligence team again!He lined up our nine small servers together, and one of them crashed after a while.We'll fix it and he'll pawn the other one... It's been a long time since intelligence and logistics have played this silly game of whack-a-mole with him!When are you going to change something new!Otherwise, just like before, it’s good to make a maze!Playing whack-a-mole all the time, we are also very tired! 】Shen Xiu: "..."

Li Chu checked Weibo, played online games, and played whack-a-mole with the people in Sgra, enjoying himself to digest food.

Shen Xiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, after reading Marco's message for a while, he was about to reply.

Li Chu suddenly turned around, with a smirk, he controlled Shen Xiu's cell phone with his ability, and sent a message back to Marco: 【Go and ask Li Chu yourself, I'll listen to my husband. 】

Shen Xiu: "..."

Just seeing Bai Wang's stunned expression, Li Chu was overjoyed, walked over and knelt down on the sofa, and said with a smile: "You servers are too fragile. If I flip through them casually, there will be loopholes, so I will play with them by the way. Although they are not smart, they are still very hardworking, after playing for more than a month, they have fixed a lot of bugs anyway, giggling."

His posture exposed his slightly distended belly. Shen Xiu couldn't help touching it, and said helplessly, "What do you want to help them improve the system...you can just say it."

"Who's helping them?" Li Chu raised his head and said, "I just see the idiots wandering around outside the door all the time, it's just annoying."

Shen Xiu poked Li Chu's abdominal muscles, Li Chu dodged for a while, glaring at Shen Xiu.

Shen Xiu said thoughtfully: "It's a little softer..."

He was about to continue saying, "It will take a few more months, it's still too thin."

Li Chu was already thundering, he turned up his shirt in a daze, touched his abs that were really softer and not so obvious, and broke down: "This is not true!!!"

After a few minutes.

Li Chu squatted blankly on the scale, his heart almost collapsed.

Shen Xiu hurriedly comforted him: "I just finished dinner, so it will be heavier."

Li Chu slowly turned his head to look at him, drooping his ears and said: "I gained seven catties... I gained seven catties in one month! Shen Xiu!"

Shen Xiu said helplessly: "You were too thin before, but now you have just grown up..."

"Are you a pig breeder!" Li Chu said depressedly, "Why did you fatten me up!"

It feels better to hold you that way, and if you are not thin, it means that I have nourished you very well and are very happy... Shen Xiu rubbed his hands and thought to himself.

King Bai coughed, and said with a very serious face: "Just eat less of the pizza like today, and you should also control your intake of this kind of junk food."

With a sad face, Li Chu hesitated for a long time, unable to speak.

Looking at his expression, Shen Xiu knew what he was thinking, and couldn't help but sighed: "Is it so difficult for you to quit pizza?"

Li Chu squatted there absorbedly for a long time.

For some reason, Shen Xiu felt guilty for taking away his favorite snacks, and was about to say something after a long while.

Li Chu patted his body suddenly, stood up and said: "Okay, then I can only use my ability shamelessly."

Shen Xiu: "...?"

"Burning fat! Get rid of fat! Grow perfect abs la la la—" Li Chu said triumphantly, "I'll just write some code, let the body move by itself... I'm practicing all day Can't stop at all 'The cheating man..."

Shen Xiu was speechless.

After a long while, Shen Xiu suddenly realized a problem: "So since you can control the muscles of your waist...then you were lying to me when you said that you need to rest for back pain and have to be banned for half a month?"

Li Chu, who was overly complacent and finally exposed: "..."

Shen Xiu said slowly: "Why can't you change the function of your waist? This posture doesn't work and that posture hurts too much... Are you lying to me?"

Li Chu pouted his neck, and finally said furiously: "That really doesn't work! What's the meaning of 'sit up and move yourself'? How can this kind of joke really work! Why do you have to change the position! Can't you just finish it happily? I feel ashamed every time I get cry, okay! Don’t play! I won’t play anymore!”

Shen Xiu: "..."

They looked at each other for a while, and Li Chu saw the five characters of "speaking upright" on Shen Xiu's face.

After Li Chu finished speaking, he recalled the last unspeakable scene, his body was a little hot, he swallowed, and thought: It's over, why do I feel that my mouth is upright...

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