[Zhongyingmei] Observation diary of male gods

Nonsense, it's no wonder Hubert is not nervous. He has found such a boyfriend in two lifetimes, and finally got rid of his single status. He can't implicate the male god just because he is unlucky.

Fortunately, Steve's background is good enough, basically nothing happened if he inhaled the suspicious smoke, at least no abnormality was found after Hubert's inspection.

This is finally a lot of peace of mind. I hope that I won't run into someone with a biological weapon again. It's really annoying. Should he ask Tony to make some armor?

No, no, let Tony make the armor, how can it compare to the speed with which he exchanged it directly with the system.

And the products produced by the system must be high-quality products, no, no, what are high-quality products, the products produced by the system are all treasures, and the quality is excellent.

Now what lies ahead of Hubert is whether he will continue to investigate the bank robbery. After all, he is not familiar with the place where he lived. If he wants to find the clown masked man, he has to wash his face and take pictures.

System, come out and let's talk about life, I promise I won't beat you to death!

It's a pity that after the system upgrade, I learned more savvy. There is no need to ignore Hubert at all, especially in the current situation.

The money still needs to be withdrawn, but like the bank that was just robbed before, it should be chaotic to check how much money was robbed, and there is no time to deal with them. Hubert changed to a bank not far away and withdrew enough for him to be cool outside. a month's money.

At least this time, I was not disturbed again. If I encountered robbers every time I entered the bank, I would not be able to survive this day.

As the saying goes, with money in hand, you don't panic. Hubert was frightened by touching the grenade at close range. With no food in the car, Hubert randomly found a restaurant that looked good to eat.

To be honest, Hubert really doesn't like pure old and beautiful things, especially those bloody steaks.

Does that mean it's baked?

Steve ate everything without changing his face, including the steak that Hubert disliked. As a good man, he must be able to become a trash can to digest the things his lover disliked.

It's wrong to waste, and Steve upholds this tradition and eats to his full.

In fact, the food is really not as delicious as Xio's cooking. Even if he is not picky about food, he is still a person with a long tongue and taste buds.

After nearly a year, Steve's mouth was also raised by Hubert.

Before the change, no matter whether it was delicious or not, it was enough to fill the stomach.

"Let's go to another place to try again?" Steve still paid close attention to the expression on Xio's face. Although he didn't show that this food was too bad, but the food was only half of the usual amount, so he definitely didn't like this restaurant. Food, as a good boyfriend who cares about his lover, he asked immediately.

Of course, Steve wasn't full either.

"Forget it, I'm not too hungry, so I might as well go to the supermarket to buy something and replenish the refrigerator in the car." Hubert didn't want to hurt his taste buds and stomach again, so he better be honest and cook for himself. Even eating instant noodles is better than this thing.

I really miss the instant noodles of Datianchao, those strange flavors in the United States, let’s forget it, put cheese in everything, how weird it is.

"That's okay, it's better for you to make delicious food, Hugh." Steve said emotionally. One of the reasons why he fell in love with Hugh was probably because of Hugh's superb cooking skills. This was something he couldn't deny. .

If Hubert knew the thoughts of the male god, he would probably proudly say that this is called grabbing a man's heart, first of all he has to grab his stomach.

"Of course, I have seven uncles who have taught me." Hubert said proudly, this is a family handed down skill, and it is absolutely impossible for his father to learn it.

It was strange to say that he had never seen his father's relatives, as if he had never had any. Could it be that his father was a monkey grandson who jumped out of the rock?

"Those seven uncles of yours are all chefs?" Steve recalled the appearance of Hubert's uncles, and it was really difficult to connect these seven orientals with very good temperaments with the fat and round cooks.

"Of course not all of them. Only the sixth uncle is more interested in cooking. The other uncles learned cooking because of family courses." Hubert said that no restaurant could invite his seventh uncles.

As for Uncle Six, he cooks private dishes. When he is in a good mood, he cooks two tables of dishes, no more and no less. There must be no way to order.

It's just so capricious...

But there is still an endless stream of customers coming to the door, which is very puzzling.

"Family lessons?" Steve's expression was a little tangled. After all, he was not from a family of chefs, but he wanted to learn cooking lessons, which was a bit weird.

"Yes, although it sounds weird, it is a compulsory course for men in the Wei family." Hubert said that family traditions always make men very hard.

But after eating the special sandwiches made by his mother for several years, he would rather work a little harder, and the future will be happy.

"A compulsory course for men from the Wei family?" Steve quickly grasped the point and asked suspiciously.

"You are very good at focusing on the key points." Hubert glanced at the male god with admiration, as expected of his male god, and immediately explained, "That's right, the women in the Wei family are all culinary idiots, so you can imagine that I am old. Mom's craftsmanship, in fact, I think that any culinary idiot is an excuse, and it is completely pampered."

"Women who are guards are very happy." Steve nodded, expressing his understanding.

"Yeah, I'm sorry for the old men of the Wei family." Hubert said with a sigh.

The two drove to a large supermarket. In Hubert's view, Gotham City was a strange place. It was a modern city, but it was also a hotbed of crime. Modern civilization was like a decoration.

At night, don't wander the streets of Gotham City, or it may become the headlines of the next day - an unknown dead man on the street.

Yes, with Gotham City's rate of solving crimes, don't expect nothing to be done.

But the supermarket is still good, basically everything you need, as long as he needs it, he can still find it.

Gotham City during the day, well, except for the bank robbers, it's pretty peaceful.

That's why Batman's haunting at night is needed. This is the nemesis of criminals in Gotham City, the demon of the night, of course it is for criminals.

For ordinary people, I wish Batman would hang out more, so that the world will be peaceful.

It’s just that Batman has only one person after all, he is not a god, what if Batman is old and can’t move, and the world still hasn’t changed?

Of course, this is not what Hubert needs to consider, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

Sorry, but his ability is not strong enough to save the planet yet.

But thinking about the future, if the male god and the Avengers want to save the earth or something, he will be in a bad mood.

New York is such an unlucky place, why does the villain like to toss New York?Is it more attractive there?

The most attractive thing at the moment is his troublesome physique, attracting perverts and so on. When will it end?Or there may not be an end day at all.

Anyway, Hubert was very desperate, and he and Steve twisted three guys who robbed them. After they were sent to the police station, Hubert became even more distrustful of the police in Gotham City.

Because those three guys who robbed them failed but were arrested, they left the police station with their front feet, and the three followed them.

Ha ha……

Judging from the eyes of those three people, they were about to take revenge. Hubert smiled and didn't care.

He didn't pay attention to these little thieves. The point was the background that allowed them to be released so quickly. Maybe it was good news, but it might not be good news.

When the phone rang, Hubert saw that it was Da Chao calling, so he picked it up immediately, and immediately heard Da Chao's voice, "Hugh, why did you run so fast this morning?"

"Hey, Clark, are you okay now?" Hubert coughed lightly. If he didn't run away, would he still be waiting to make a light bulb?It was uncomfortable to make it clear that there was an unwelcome existence, and the old butler's face was almost green at that time.

"What can I do, let's have dinner together later?" Someone said unconsciously, obviously at work.

But think about it, it’s not a matter of minutes for this guy to go from New York to Gotham City, and a trip to the North Pole is almost like going out for a walk.

"Clark! Are you talking to Hugh?" White's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Uh, yes, head." Da Chao replied honestly.

"Give me the phone!"

Hubert could guess without looking at it. His brother-in-law must be angrily snatching the phone. If Da Chao didn't let go, someone would never be able to grab the phone.

"Ok."

"Hugh! You are so disrespectful! Do you know how badly I was scolded by your sister!" White yelled as soon as he answered the phone.

"Oh." Hubert took away the phone a long time ago, and only responded casually after his brother-in-law finished yelling.

"Oh? You're the only one? Do you still have a conscience!" You can imagine White's expression of wanting to vomit blood at this moment.

"Then what do you want?" Hubert was not afraid of him, and asked lazily.

"Report the whereabouts!" White yelled, but quickly regretted it, "Oh no, don't tell me, save your sister who tortured me to extract a confession by accident, anyway, remember to send back the news when you go out! Listen Have you arrived yet!"

White, do you think my elder sister doesn't read the news...

Hubert was speechless, but he didn't refuse. After all, it was impossible for him not to give any news to his elder sister. He would definitely be beaten to death when he went back, for his own safety.

At least let the old lady make sure that she is safe. She definitely didn't really run away from home. He went out for work. Yes, there was nothing wrong. He went out for work.

With such psychological hints, Hubert himself was finally convinced.

He would never admit that he kidnapped the male god and eloped or something.

White's little thought, how could he not know?

Seeing him running around, he immediately thought of the news. With his troublesome physique, the news couldn't be done in minutes.

Hubert got back in the car and sent a news report about the robbery of the bank in Gotham City.

And this is his first day in Gotham City. I believe that more interesting things should happen in the future.

He has not forgotten that he has not completed the task given by the system. Thinking about those points, he must not let that clown go.

As for where to find this clown, maybe there will be clues to find Master Wayne, after all, he is the boss of Gotham City.

It's just that I don't know whether Master Wayne will welcome the arrival of the two of them...

Even if it is not welcome, there is no other way, he will still go.