She's not the devil emperor's nanny!

"Whose child is so wicked?" Ling Xuan cursed while wiping off the dried blood on the fool's forehead with a clean damp cloth.

As soon as he came back, he saw the blood on the fool's face, which shocked him. Then he looked at the children's footprints and the stones on the ground and tried to figure out what happened with his toes.

"Does it hurt?" Ling Xuan frowned, and looked carefully at the scabbed wound, but it wasn't deep, but he didn't know why Heijian didn't automatically protect the master. Could it be because those little bastards were too harmless?

"It doesn't hurt, it's just bleeding..." The fool smirked.

"Nonsense! How come it doesn't hurt when it's all bleeding?" Ling Xuan taught the idiot a lesson, continued to apply golden sore medicine on him, and said, "Don't sit at the door tomorrow, I'll be back soon. At that time, I can take you to find someone who knows you, and you can go back to your sect..."

"Huimen sect? Is Xuan also with you?" The idiot smiled, showing his shining white teeth.

"Well, it's hard to say." Ling Xuan thought for a while, and could only give an ambiguous answer.Let's not talk about how that sect is, and I have to tell myself what the fool will do when he is cured.

After all, he was smashed into a fool by himself.

"I bought a watermelon, let's spoil it tonight." Leaving the mess behind, Ling Xuan took out a large watermelon weighing more than ten kilograms from his storage bag.Another advantage of traveling to this world is that everything can be stuffed into a small storage bag, which is neither heavy nor big, which is very convenient.

In the evening, Ling Xuan moved out two chaise longues from the cellar of the house, and placed them side by side in the small yard, with a small round table in the middle, with tea and sliced ​​watermelon on it.

Blowing the evening wind, looking at the moon, and eating a mouthful of watermelon, those days were really fairy days that Ling Xuan didn't dare to hope for before.

The only fly in the ointment is that the moon is half blocked by the gorgeous brothel.

"Oh, idiot, you have to spit out the watermelon seeds, and watermelon seedlings will grow in your stomach if you eat them." Taking a small cattail fan to fan the wind, Ling Xuan told the idiot.He sadly found that this unmarried person has become more and more able to take care of children.

"Yeah." The fool nodded, carefully picked out the seeds inside, and stared blankly at the brothel not far away.It was tens of meters away, but the laughter of the men and women in the brothel and the smell of powder and wine still wafted over.Sometimes I can hear it when I sleep at night, which really stimulates the old man Ling Xuan.

"Xuan." The fool suddenly spoke softly.

"What's the matter?" Ling Xuan was still enjoying it with his mind empty, and took a sip of the cold tea.

"You said there were two people in that building licking their mouths together, what were they doing?" the idiot asked innocently, blinking his eyes at Ling Xuan.

"Pfft!!!" Ling Xuan almost fell off the reclining chair, spitting tea all the way.He wiped his mouth in embarrassment, and said, "You can see this?"

He followed the fool's gaze towards the brothel, only to find that there was a room with the window wide open, and two people were making out by the window.

I go!Open the door to announce|Low!Do you have any morals?Do you know that it will teach bad children?

"That..." The corner of Ling Xuan's mouth twitched, and he said in a low voice, "How should this be explained? This is a transaction of money and body, and both parties can get spiritual and physical satisfaction from body and money..."

"Huh?" The idiot didn't understand Ling Xuan's string of technical terms, and still blinked at Ling Xuan.Let the latter suddenly feel the burden and sense of responsibility on the shoulders of educators.

I really can't talk nonsense, what if I leave a wrong concept of sex to a fool?

He coughed twice, carefully sorted out his words, and then said: "Generally speaking, this kind of behavior can only be done to people you like. It's a way to express your liking."

"Like? What does that mean?" The fool's question followed.

Ling Xuan's head was extremely big, and he really regretted why he didn't bring a Xinhua dictionary with him when he traveled back then.Scratching his head, he summed up his more than ten years of lovelorn experience, and said hesitantly: "Like it is probably...you feel very comfortable with him, and if you can't see him, you will get anxious and want to stay with him all the time." How do you feel together? Don't ask me! I don't know..."

"Oh." The idiot replied, as if he was still trying to understand Ling Xuan's words.And Ling Xuan was still looking helplessly at the pair of clients and prostitutes who had no scruples and made out with each other, curling his lips and thinking about changing the reclining chair.

Suddenly the idiot stretched out his long arms, Ling Xuan was stunned for a moment, and was pulled over by this hand around his neck.

With his upper body hanging in the air like this, Ling Xuan subconsciously supported the armrest of the recliner to prevent himself from toppling over, but the magnified handsome face in front of him made his mind go blank.

The soft feeling on his lips was like an electric shock. Ling Xuan's hands and feet were stiff and his eyes were wide open. He didn't come back to his senses until the idiot's kiss deepened. He struggled to push the idiot away. The difference in cultivation base.

Someone else's tongue invaded his own territory, Ling Xuan's tongue was stiff and he didn't know what to do, but he was prodded and danced skillfully by the other party.The palate was swept inch by inch, which actually made him feel weak.

This is no longer something that can be explained by learning ability. This kind of kissing technique that has almost become a physical instinct proves that the fool was absolutely good at it before he was stupid.

"Hmm..." Ling Xuan's eyes were slightly blurred, and he finally pushed the idiot away with both hands, and the two finally separated.Ling Xuan grabbed the clothes on the fool's chest with both hands and panted heavily.

The idiot accepted Ling Xuan's stare at him innocently, and suddenly smiled and said, "I like Xuan."

I like……

Ling Xuan's breathing became chaotic, and finally he sighed helplessly, and said, "Your liking is different from the liking I mentioned..."

"Is it different? But..." the fool frowned and asked in confusion.

"It's different! You have to remember that two men can't do this kind of thing!"

"Oh..." Probably because Ling Xuan's tone was a bit fierce, the fool responded aggrievedly.Ling Xuan was stunned for a moment, and laughed in his heart, wondering why he was so cruel to a fool?Then he reached out and held the fool in his arms and patted him on the back like comforting a child.

The next day, Ling Xuan went out early in the morning. Before leaving, he said to the idiot: "You are not allowed to sit at the door today, you know? This talisman is for you. If there is something important and urgent, just use it." If you tear up this talisman, I will rush back immediately."

"Yeah!" The fool nodded vigorously, then watched Ling Xuan go out.

Sitting on the bed and waiting, a stick of incense passed, but Ling Xuan still didn't come back.The fool stood up and walked around the house, then opened the door of the house and sat on the threshold.

As long as he sees Xuan coming back, he will go back quickly, and he will not know that I am sitting here again.

The fool thought foolishly, and was quite complacent.Little did he know he was in trouble this time.