let go of that earth man

Chapter 50 Abnormal is not Shenjingbing?

It was another sleepless night. Of course, these guys didn't have any artistic factors to trigger any romance. Anyway, it was a busy night.

Because Dongchan has to deal with weapons against mermaids, which is not an ordinary amount. In the past, there were six electrical appliances to help. It has a few extra hands and feet.

...Nezha with eight arms?

Xia Ming and Liu Fengchi's backs were drenched in sweat when they thought of the boy-faced man in a short skirt with full body and applied to the robot.

Anyway, this night, Dong Chan used them as stupid assistants. Later, Li Meng came down after watching the midnight show and said he wanted to help. As a result, his work load was seriously increased. When the two grown men couldn't bear it, they almost used When the violence made him rest, a white light flashed into Li Meng's forehead, and he fell asleep obediently.

This scene is so familiar, Xia Ming will never forget that there was once a scientist who ruthlessly brought down an interstellar superstar girl, and now he has brought down a second-rate best friend, it is simply insane.

Facing the stunned gazes of the two, Dong Chan understood, and comforted him: "It's okay, I have the antidote, just wake him up tomorrow morning, and his sleeping is the biggest help, as a partner, he will understand. "

Is the partner used to cheat?

Xia Ming and Liu Fengchi suddenly sensed a sense of crisis, and hurriedly concentrated on their work, fearing that it would be better to fall asleep, so they suddenly took a shot of anesthetic... This medicine looks a bit wretched.

As a result, Li Meng was mainly snoring, and the three living creatures and the machine worked all night. In the morning, the three of them were still in high spirits. Who told them that none of them were ordinary people with normal physiques?

Next, how should I contact Master Li Jiao?After all, they only met twice. The first meeting was by accident, and the second meeting was when the other party came to the door. So what about today?How to take the initiative to contact and throw a drift bottle?Too ridiculous?

Looking at the vast sea, Liu Fengchi suggested: "Let me take a walk, I probably know the location of the capital of the mermaid, but it will take some time to inquire about the Li Jiaozhu you mentioned."

Xia Ming thought of Dongchan, and was about to ask, when he saw the alien fiddled with the watch wholeheartedly. This watch looked small, but it had the highest-end configuration described in science fiction movies, and those His fingers were beating on the keyboard projected by the watch. They were slender and fair. Every flick seemed to hit Xia Ming's heart. He couldn't help feeling dry lips.

The pure virgin began to think about the picture of licking and biting these fingers, and as a result, a rush of blood rushed to the top of the sky, and his mind froze.

Liu Fengchi didn't pay attention to Xia's situation, he was still thinking about finding Li Jiaozhu, when suddenly he heard the protective cover at the entrance of the cave being knocked, and then they saw a beautiful mermaid holding back his face as if he was scratching. With a treacherous look, he raised Aunt Xue's energetic voice and cursed.

"Open the door, open the door, perverted kidnapper, open the door, open the door, open the door if you have the guts!"

……

Dong Chan nodded silently at the crowd, instantly opened the barrier, and Li Jiaozhu rushed in with a bang.

……

"You're here." Dongchan smiled warmly, as if greeting an old friend, making Li Jiaozhu almost rush back again.

"Do you dare to be even more shameless?! Kidnapped my brother and installed a GPS on me! How dare you laugh like a virgin?!" Li Jiaozhu threw a scale with a suspicious object on the ground hard, incoherently angrily: "The sudden forced appearance of your face almost scared my sister to pee, did you make it? Can we still play happily?! Did your mother make it like this?! I'm not well now, you The disease of installing things on other people casually can be cured, why give up treatment, Sao Nian! Your mother told you to go home for dinner!"

Mother Winter in Heaven: QAQ! ! !

Listening to Li Jiaozhu opening his mouth like running a train, Xia Ming was about to say something, when Dong Chan exclaimed: "Sister, you are so trendy, you are hundreds of years old, and you still pay so much attention to Internet trends, you just spit out a bunch of Internet trendy slang."

……

Hundreds of years old or something, isn't it really a Mai Tai person?Are you sure this isn't a provocation, a scam, or a pure act of death?

Just when Li Jiao was advocating to show her teeth and claws, Dongchan said again: "Don't get excited, your brother and the antidote are in my hands, should I say that? Winter?"

The robot, which was struggling on the verge of fine analysis, applauded expressionlessly: "Yes, Master, your performance is really wonderful."

...Stop making trouble, what's going on?Robot, have you evolved from Jingfen to Shenjingbing?

The common aspirations could no longer be expressed in words, when Li Jiaozhu saw his younger brother who looked like a Sleeping Beauty, his fighting spirit disappeared immediately, and he languished.

"Okay, what are you looking for me for? Tell me quickly, I'm still rushing back to force the palace."

Li Jiaozhu also smashed the pot and smashed it, she didn't add any decorations, and didn't think about any devious ways.

Xia Ming and Liu Fengchi suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness, as if they were once troubled and embarrassed, but they were solved so easily. What's the matter?This world is too mysterious.

Dong Chan is very straightforward: "You want to force the palace, and I just want to help you. As long as you succeed, let my friend live in the Mermaid Palace for a period of time, and there will be a Kryptonian mixed-blood thug."

The thug silently glanced at Dong Chan, feeling that his integrity would be shattered into dregs in the near future.

"You want to help me?" Li Jiaozhu was surprised at first, and then doubted: "Why? Excuse me? And come with a thug? What do you want to do?"

"The thing is like this..." Dongchan didn't hide anything, and carefully narrated what happened yesterday.

Hearing that all the mermaids who went to carry out the mission were wiped out, it was caused by self-explosion. Li Jiaozhu couldn't digest it for a while, and stood there in a daze.

Winter Cicada continued: "As long as we cooperate, I can guarantee that the birth rate of male mermaids will be greatly increased in the first year of your reign, and then you only need to provide a safe place where no one will disturb me to repair the fish kernels. And you don't have to worry at all Will be cheated, because during that time, they are also hostages, and if something goes wrong, you can use them to threaten me."

...Why do you have the feeling that even if you take them as hostages, you will not be nervous at all?Is your credibility dead?

Humans, non-humans, and aliens who were powerless to complain, watched Dongchan silently, feeling aggrieved when he wanted to slap him but was afraid of dying.

"Are you willing to cooperate?" Dongchan asked Li Jiaozhu in a gentle voice.

Li Jiaozhu straightened her back in shock, made a big gift from the mermaid, and said sincerely: "I am willing!"

It was so affectionate, like reading a marriage certificate.

Xia Ming was filled with vinegar angrily, grabbed Dong Chan with his long hands and held it in his arms, and acted like that kindergarten student who was afraid of the candy being snatched away, and his voice was rough with anger: "Why are there so many words, just go straight out for help Go out sideways if you don’t help, understand? Dong Chan, give her the things. Li Jiaozhu, you have to remember that these things can only be used for this coup, and you have to return them all afterwards, otherwise, it will explode .”

Self-destruct?Li Jiaozhu shivered.

Dong Chan nestled in Xia Ming's arms, and the little bird nodded like a human being, and sweetly echoed: "Well, with a sound of Peng, a mushroom cloud exploded."

Are mushroom clouds really okay?Li Jiao shuddered.

Xia Ming gritted his teeth and decided to help the tyrant: "Yes, it's just a mushroom cloud, and then we can use the seabed freely."

Dong Chan made a plea for the tiger: "That's right, the construction of the seabed doesn't take too much time, so this proposal is also feasible."

I wipe!Li Jiao trembled three times: "Don't! I said that I cooperated, so please let me go!"

Liu Fengchi raised his forehead deeply, never felt the pleasure of being a villain so deeply, right, it turns out that being a villain is so much more enjoyable than a righteous hero, what should I do if I am addicted?The big cousin's family will beat me to death, right?

"You're sensible." After Dong Chan finished speaking, after sneaking a handful of Xia Ming's chest, she snapped her fingers to make the facial paralysis robot drag out a large amount of supplies: "That's it, the manual is inside, and the use time is limited to ten days. You guys It's not feasible to use it to conquer the earth or the oceans."

After a pause, Dongchan felt that she could not let go of this opportunity to compete for performance, so she raised her face and said to Xia Ming: "I will maintain peace on the earth until our relationship ends."

This love story is a bit... isn't it?

Xia Ming comprehended Dong Chan's words in a straight line, and then became angry—isn't the relationship ending or something, a breakup?Didn't the breakup or something happen because I found another bed partner who could cope with the estrus period?It's so disgusting, I want to break up before it even starts!Do you really treat me like a fully automatic massage stick? !And I thought about throwing it away before it was opened (?)!

Dongchan flicked her sleeves away from Xia Ming, high-level deep thinking covered her handsome face, but her mind was extremely low-energy——she tried to express her feelings on XX, XX, but was angrily abandoned, and the reason remains to be analyzed.

Genius, we see oh, the inside of you idiot.

The mermaid and Kryptonian mixed blood has a bloody feeling. Watching the process of the misunderstanding caused by the strange couple with blood on the face is even more weird than the eight o'clock file.

But of these two, one showed signs of anti-social and anti-human tendencies after his lover became a bubble, and the other was determined not to be a confidant big sister after being shot countless arrows in the knee by this pair of dogs and men, so he went into the theater silently state.

The robot with facial paralysis turned on the sycophant mode, and bit its ear: "Master, the adrenaline of these two life forms is increasing, it seems that they are happy to see you suffering, let's punish their nine clans."

I wipe, this broken robot!How wicked!

Dong Chan was frustrated in love and was in a bad mood. He looked at the two who were obviously watching the show. Although he didn't fully understand everything, he was unexpectedly able to understand other people's "maliciousness" because of his high IQ. The robot's combination of Chinese and Western fueled the flames, and suddenly he was in a bad mood: "Okay, Liu Fengchi, go and help Li Jiao lead the coup. After it's over, collect all the weapons and count them and bring them back. If you don't complete it, you can't come back."

"But I have to take care of the fish kernels and eggs!!!" Liu Fengchi was shocked.

Dong Chan nodded: "They are also my hostages now, and Lord Li Meng, um."

...Hmm, your sister? !

In the end, the mermaid and Kryptonian mixed blood left in disgrace. Before leaving, Dongchan had given Liu Fengchi the anti-kryptonite equipment and medicines with a good conscience, and then waved his hands and waved his hands one by one. Down, two steps and three turns, gradually drifting away.

Dong Chan spread his palms, looked at the water-repellent medicine that the mermaid gave him, was very interested, and immediately nestled back to the laboratory, completely forgetting that there was an angry lover grinding his teeth upstairs.

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