Rebirth of the Anti-Bone

"Amitabha, this poor monk is being polite." Li Xi closed his eyes half-closed, seeing that Chu Jinheng seemed to have been frightened, he continued to read.

Chu Jinheng: "..."

"I don't know what the benefactor has been staring at the poor monk for?" Li Xi and Chu Jinheng looked at each other for a quarter of an hour, and finally Li Xi couldn't hold on anymore and asked.

"My humble opinion, little master, you monk is really young." Chu Jinheng said expressionlessly, and slowly bent down to pick up the package on the ground.

Li Xi was quite guilty of seeing Chu Jinheng's gaze, and quickly recited another sentence of Amitabha, which made Chu Jinheng's face darken.

"Little master, why don't we have a cup of tea together." Chu Jinheng said so, and went straight to Li Xi's side - beside the stone table, there happened to be a set of tea cooking tools there.

Li Xi took a weak step back, wondering why this person is still so calm?If he really escaped into Buddhism to become a monk, wouldn't Chu Jinheng still have this leisurely appearance?

Thinking of this, Li Xi felt unbalanced again, so he simply lifted his monk's robe and sat down, and began to appreciate the beauty making tea.

The Buddhist beads in Li Xi's hands made crackling noises when Li Xi twisted them, but Chu Jinheng quickly cooked the tea soup without trembling.

"Little master, please." The big beauty showed her white wrist and brought Li Xi a cup of tea.

"Thank you." Li Xi said dryly, and quickly took the teacup, but Chu Jinheng didn't even look at him.

Li Xi felt even more guilty. He always felt the coolness behind his back, so he quickly took a sip of the teacup and pretended to be intoxicated, "Good tea! Good tea!"

Then he secretly glanced at Chu Jinheng.

Chu Jinheng finally took a look at Li Xi, "Little master, please."

Li Xi had no choice but to look at Chu Jinheng pitifully, and took a sip of tea.

Li Xi: "..." Damn it!It's so hard!It's so hard to drink!

Li Xi held back his tears under Chu Jinheng's cold and whizzing gaze, and didn't dare to spit out the tea in his mouth, so he had to bite the bullet and swallow it, but quickly put down the teacup, not daring to drink any more.

"Little master, does this tea taste good?" Chu Jinheng also picked up the teacup and took a sip.

Li Xi watched Chu Jinheng drink half of it without changing his face, and felt bitter in his heart, thinking that you tasted it yourself, do you still have to ask the master?Isn't this asking knowingly?Then it occurred to him that this guy also drank, could it be that he wanted to share the joys and sorrows with him?

Thinking of this, Li Xi felt a little shy.

"Ah Heng..." Li Xi wanted to say something, but suddenly she was embraced, her lips were tightly blocked by another lip, her jaw was easily opened, and a bitter taste rushed into her mouth .

Li Xi almost jumped up, but was hugged tightly, the iron-like arms clamped him firmly, Li Xi gulped down several mouthfuls of bitter water.

"..." Li Xi almost wanted to cry, but the bitter taste left in his mouth was quickly licked away by his tongue, and he kissed Li Xi softly before hugging him in his arms. Moved.

Li Xi wiped the physical tears from the corners of his eyes, and pitifully complained to Chu Jinheng!This is blasphemy against Buddhism!This is absolutely blasphemy against Buddhism!He really got it right!

As if reading Li Xi's gaze, Chu Jinheng leaned close to Li Xi's side face, kissed the red ear, and said in a low voice, "Ankang, even if you really entered the Buddhist gate, I can still be in the Buddhist hall. Stripped off your robes, made you cry and beg for mercy..."

Li Xi: "..." As if struck by lightning, Li Xi looked at the serious Chu Jinheng in disbelief.

He is serious!When Li Xi thought of this, his scalp went numb.Well, does this guy have any integrity?It's just too shameless!

Li Xi immediately became depressed, he managed to trick his fifth uncle into getting an outfit, and he wanted to scare Chu Jinheng.Who knew that this guy was so insane that he wouldn't even let the monk go!How hungry and thirsty do you have to be to do this?Then why shouldn't seeing a monk with a face like a stick be soft if he is a man?Why is this guy even more excited?

Li Xi lay in Chu Jinheng's arms and sighed.

"Brother!" The little girl's voice sounded, and Li Xi jumped off Chu Jinheng in a jerk, and when she turned her head, she saw Li Xue with her mouth wide open.

"Brother...Brother..." Li Xue hesitated for a moment, and carefully said with tears in her eyes, "Brother, why did you become a bald monk? Brother, do you want Xueer? Xueer doesn't want brother to go! Xueer doesn't want it!" Li Xue She was choked up, she thought that Li Xi didn't want this family, she didn't want her sister anymore.

After all, she has an uncle who wants to be a monk and wants to be crazy.My grandmother once told her viciously that those who want to become monks just don't want family members and relatives.So Li Xue hated the monk very much.

"No, no!" Li Xi panicked, and hurried over to hug Li Xue, "My brother is not a monk, so I won't leave, Xue'er is good, don't cry."

"But brother's hair is gone! He's still wearing such ugly clothes." Li Xue complained while sobbing softly.

Li Xi secretly thought something bad, and actually forgot about this thing, quickly raised his hand, and peeled off a human leather headgear from the top of his head.

"Here is the hair." Li Xi pulled out her hair from the back of her clothes and shook it in front of Li Xue.

"Huh?" Li Xue was stunned for a moment, and then smiled through tears, "So the hair is still there, that's great!" Li Xue grabbed Li Xi's hair and didn't let go.

Li Xi wiped off his cold sweat. He was wearing a hood given by his uncle, and his hair was tucked into his clothes. From the outside, he looked like a freshly shaved young monk.I don't know how Chu Jinheng managed to do it, but when Li Xi finished messing around, she was taken aback, thinking that he had really cut his hair off.

Li Xi didn't notice, the moment he took off the hood, Chu Jinheng let out a long breath, and loosened his clenched fist.In fact, Li Xi still scared Chu Jinheng a lot, but he didn't let Li Xi know.

After coaxing the little ancestor, Li Xi was about to breathe a sigh of relief, and put on the headgear again in response to her sister's curiosity, and asked Li Xue to study it.

"Xia Laowu! What did you do to Xi Ge'er?" Li Xue was researching deeply, and suddenly a male voice full of air roared again.

Li Xi raised his head, and suddenly he felt bad.Several of his uncles are beating Uncle Five violently!I guess they all thought that Fifth Master Xia had brought Li Xi under his wing, and actually encouraged his child to become a monk!

"I'm wronged! Big brother, it's none of my business to help big brother!" Fifth Master Xia was hard-pressed with both fists, and was beaten up by several brothers until he ran around with his head covered in bruises.

As the head of the Xia family, Boss Xia did not participate in the beating of the younger brother, but looked at "bald" Li Xi with heartbroken eyes, and gave him the strongest support for beating the younger brother.

"Xi Geer...you..." Patriarch Xia was about to cry, if the old man's fiery temper knew that his son had led his grandson into crooked ways, how could it be solved by kneeling down at the ancestral hall ?

"Uncle, I..."

"Brother Xi, you are not thinking well..." Li Xi was interrupted by Patriarch Xia, "Your fifth uncle is an idiot, why are you so stupid to go with him? This, how can this make me Explain to my little sister? Why explain to your grandfather and grandmother!"

"actually……"

"Don't worry, Xi Geer. You were just confused for a moment. You were tricked by the fifth brother. It doesn't matter. You can become a monk and return to vulgarity. The eldest uncle will clean up your fifth uncle for you."

"not me……"

"Don't say it, Eldest Uncle knows you're feeling bad, I will definitely not let that bastard Uncle Fifth of yours go this time!" Patriarch Xia said firmly, as if he was about to kill his relatives right away.

"Brother!" Xia Wuye screamed, the monk's hat flew to nowhere, the corner of his mouth was torn, and there were two black eyes on his eyes. It looks miserable.

"Brother! Are you still my brother?" Fifth Master Xia yelled mournfully while avoiding his fists and feet.

"We are all your own brothers!" The few who beat up Mr. Xia shouted loudly.

Fifth Lord Xia started running away like hell again, "Xi Geer! Ouch, my dear nephew, come and save your uncle!"

"It's no use begging anyone today! You have to take off your skin!" Second Master Xia shouted loudly, and as soon as he stretched out his legs, he tripped Fifth Master Xia, who was on all fours and kicked again. .

Li Xi was suddenly not in a hurry to speak clearly, seeing that no decent uncle in front of him was pushed to the ground and beaten by other uncles, it was also sour.

“喂喂！你们光揍我一个不公平啊！那小子！那小子！”夏五爷抽空指着楚堇珩，“他还把你们可爱的侄儿给拐走了呢！他才是最大的Enemy!" So you can't just fight by yourself!

Chu Jinheng: "..."

All the uncles: "..." Seems like that's right!

As a result, one more person was beaten.Fortunately, several uncles of the Xia family knew Chu Jinheng's identity, so this girl didn't dare to fight back, Li Xi was still watching.As a result, it was just a invisible place. Chu Yan is now rough and thick. Several fists are tickling to him.

Xia Wuye is different, why is this guy always causing trouble?He also slipped away as fast as a rabbit, and he couldn't find a hair on the back of the bed. He didn't know how many times he wiped his butt since he was a child.This time it was hard to catch someone, and they had to vent their anger for many years, so everyone picked on the face that Master Xia cherished the most, and beat Master Xia until he screamed.

Li Xi almost stared out of his eyes, this, this group of brutal and vulgar guys are really still the polite, gentle and considerate uncles who treated him back then?Li Xi covered her face, and suddenly felt a little unbearable to look directly at.

Also staring at Li Xi's cousins, although the grandchildren of the Xia family had heard of Li Xi's name from their mothers or sisters, it was so easy to take a leave of absence from the academy to come back to read. Look, the cousin didn't see him, but he saw his father and uncles fighting like fools first.This, this is too embarrassing!The grandchildren of the Xia family covered their eyes with difficulty, what is the power of the father (uncle)?

Li Xi had already noticed the existence of several cousins, and just nodded to them calmly.He had already taken off the hood, and took off the outermost monk's robe, curling it up and hiding it.

It's too embarrassing to say that embarrassing thing.

"Let me tell you! How old are you all?" Mr. Xia was so angry that his beard turned up. Hearing the commotion in Sulan Garden, he thought that someone was making trouble for his precious grandson, so he rushed over angrily. The result is that his sons are fighting?Or a bunch of people beating up one person?

When Mr. Xia came over, Fifth Master Xia had already turned over, and beat Chu Jinheng together with a bruised nose and swollen face, almost passed out with anger from the old man who knew the inside story.

"I said, boss!" Mr. Xia pointed at Patriarch Xia, "You are a grandfather now, do you still think you are a child with a yellow mouth? You even brought your younger brothers to fight together! You didn't even stop them!"

Patriarch Xia's face was flushed with embarrassment, several elders, even grandpas, became grandsons in front of the old father, and they didn't dare to retaliate. repentance.

Mr. Xia got even more angry as he cursed and cursed, he didn't care that the juniors were still there, and he didn't save any face for these elders.

Li Xi took the "victim" Chu Jinheng and stood aside silently, winking at the uncles, isn't this miserable?Is it miserable?Then love to give him "education of love", now I have also been "educated with love".

Li Xi was still gloating, the old man turned his head and pointed at Li Xi, "Xi Geer, come here."

Li Xi: "..." It still passed by honestly.

"Xi Geer." Old Master Xia lovingly stroked Li Xi's hair, "Hey, you are still young, don't be fooled by those old and cunning stinky men."

The old and cunning Chu Jinheng: "..."

Grandpa Xia continued, "Your uncles are also doing it for your own good, and they are also afraid that you will be cheated." The old man was so earnest that he almost pointed at Chu Jinheng and scolded an old man for daring to seduce our lively and cute little grandson!Looking for a fight!

From the corner of his eyes, Li Xi saw that Chu Jinheng was still noble and glamorous, but his sleeves were about to be torn, so he suppressed a smile and said, "Grandfather, I understand, your grandson is smart and has good eyesight."

The old man thought that Chu Jinheng was indeed being beaten all the time, and he didn't fight back, so he was quite intentional, so he sighed, "Let the young people solve their own affairs, I'm old, I can't handle it anymore .”

"Grandfather, you are not old at all." Li Xi hurriedly said.

"Yes, yes!" Several uncles standing in a row nodded like chickens pecking rice, quite happy, "Father, you are so young, you are really not old at all."

Mr. Xia was amused, "Hmph! Get lost!"

The uncles of the Xia family wanted to slip away as if they had received an amnesty.

"Five stay here." The old man said without turning his head.

Xia Wuye stayed under the sympathetic eyes of his brothers.

"If I, Brother Xi, really become a monk, I will have to peel off your skin!" The old man grabbed Mr. Xia's ear and cursed angrily, obviously knowing what Mr. Xia had done.

"It hurts, it hurts! Father, please forgive me!" Master Xia begged for mercy, but on his face he was used to disapproving.

The old man laughed angrily, "Stinky boy, do you believe that I will help you marry the eldest daughter of the old Zhu family in Jiangzhou City as your daughter-in-law?"

Fifth Master Xia almost peed in fright, "Don't! Dad, don't you can't do this to me!" Fifth Master Xia was pissed off and defeated.The eldest daughter of the old Zhu family, a pig butcher, has not been married in her twenties. Not to mention she has a big arm and a round waist, she is also full of supernatural power, and her voice is so loud that beating a big man is like playing. Home is a nightmare!His father is too cruel!

"Hmph!" Mr. Xia snorted coldly, "You know you're afraid now, don't you? I can't cure you yet?"

Xia Wuye hurriedly said, "Father, you are a world-class hero, wise, martial, and war god who descended to earth..."

Li Xi just watched his fifth uncle shoot a series of flattery without taking a breath, which refreshed his grandfather.

"It turns out that Uncle Fifth is the most powerful person in this family." Li Xi couldn't help but sigh.

"That's right." A young man next to Li Xi couldn't help but continued, his face changed after he finished speaking, and he turned his head awkwardly.

Li Xi Yile, isn't this Xia Wulang?The one who turned her head when she saw him and said nothing.