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Miao Zhichen thinks this setting is too weird. He obviously put the golden cudgel into the East China Sea Dragon Palace a few minutes ago. The Dragon King took it for granted that the Dinghaishen Needle had been here for a long time, and when the Dinghaishen Needle was taken away, even the Dragon Palace suffered. , No matter how you think about it, it is unscientific!

The Dragon King roared: "Your Majesty, please quickly put the Dinghai Shenzhen Needle back to its original place."

Sun Wukong said: "The golden hoop is already my grandson's weapon, how can I return it to you?"

The Dragon King said: "You are a bright robber!"

Monkey King said: "So what if I rob you?"

Facing such a righteous robber, the Dragon King was speechless.

Sun Wukong embraced Miao Zhichen and said, "Dragon King, old grandson, let's go first, there will be a period later!"

Monkey King turned over the East China Sea with a somersault, stepped on the somersault cloud, and flew to Huaguo Mountain.

The Dragon King was so angry that he vomited blood, and was about to turn into a dragon to chase after Sun Wukong. The Dragon Mother hurriedly stopped the Dragon King and said, "Let that Poor Monkey take the Dinghaishen Needle, so that he will not trouble me in the East China Sea."

The Dragon King said: "This is too cheap for him! Without the Dinghaishenzhen, my Dragon Palace will be rebuilt."

Luang Phor said, "That's better than losing your life."

The Dragon King knew that the dragon mother was right, he thought he was not Monkey King's opponent, and he would be beaten if he really caught up with him, but he just couldn't swallow it.Sun Wukong came to the Dragon Palace to find a weapon, and he politely selected it for him. The monkey was not grateful, but even snatched his Dinghaishenzhen, "Okay, I won't chase after it, but I will report this to the Jade Emperor!"

Luang Phor said: "Yes, let's let the Jade Emperor deal with the monkey."

Sun Wukong got the golden cudgel and was very happy. When he was on the somersault cloud, he kept playing with the golden cudgel, making it bigger and smaller, like a child who is too playful.

Sun Wukong said: "After returning to Huaguo Mountain, you can follow me to Guanjiangkou."

Guanjiangkou is where Yang Jian's fairy mansion is located. Miao Zhichen asked, "What are you doing at Guanjiangkou?"

Sun Wukong said: "I heard that Erlang God has a magical weapon called a three-pointed double-edged sword, which can kill gods and Buddhas, and my grandson will go to him!"

Sun Wukong and Yang Jian are both warlike people, and they are quite capable. If they fight, they will lose both sides.

Miao Zhichen said: "Erlang God has no grievances with you, the king, there is no need to fight him."

Sun Wukong said: "Who said there must be hatred before you can fight? Hey, you mortal are too timid."

Miao Zhichen said with a smile: "Naturally, I can't compare with the bravery and fearlessness of the king."

Sun Wukong proudly carried the golden cudgel and whistled.

When they returned to Huaguo Mountain, the two heard loud cries.The cries came and went, varying in height, obviously many people were crying.

Sun Wukong wondered, "Why are you crying?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Go and see."

The two entered the Water Curtain Cave, and there were monkeys everywhere, some of them huddled in the hammock, some sat on the ground, all wiping their tears.

Sun Wukong said loudly: "The king is back!"

As soon as the monkeys saw Sun Wukong, they had a backbone, and they all surrounded him, squeezing Miao Zhichen to the entrance of the Shuilian Cave.

Monkey King counted the heads and asked, "Where is Little Monkey Sun?"

An adult monkey gestured "squeaky", Miao Zhichen couldn't understand a word, but Monkey King understood, he said angrily, "What?"

Miao Zhichen struggled through the monkey barrier and asked, "What happened?"

Sun Wukong said: "The little monkey is dead!"

It turned out that shortly after Sun Wukong went to the East China Sea, Sun Xiaohou felt unwell, saying that it was a heartache. He thought that he had gone astray in his practice, and he would be fine by crossing his legs and adjusting his breath a few times, but he didn't want his pain to get worse. , he died.

Sun Wukong is used to pampering Sun Xiaohou, and Sun Wukong is going crazy with Sun Xiaohou's death!

"Impossible!" Sun Wukong angrily punched the wall of the Water Curtain Cave, and the gravel from the ceiling of the cave rustled down. "The little monkey is very talented, and he will die wherever he can say it."

The monkeys chattered non-stop, presumably to comfort Sun Wukong, but at the moment Sun Wukong couldn't listen to anything, he flew out of the water curtain cave, and smashed the sky with a golden cudgel to vent his emotions.

Monkey King was quiet after venting, sitting stupidly on his throne, not listening to anyone telling him.

Miao Zhichen quietly exited the Water Curtain Cave and summoned Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing said: "Zhichen, have you finished delivering your golden cudgel?"

Miao Zhichen said, "It's delivered."

Taibai Jinxing said, "Your efficiency is getting higher and higher."

Miao Zhichen said: "Don't underestimate the gold medal express, it's all right, pick me up quickly."

Taibai Jinxing said, "Oh, good."

Taibai Jinxing was about to cast a spell when his expression suddenly changed and he cut off the video communication.

When Miao Zhichen turned his head, it was Monkey King coming.

Monkey King asked: "What are you doing?"

Miao Zhichen said without blushing, "My condolences, Your Majesty, your condolences will change."

Sun Wukong said: "The little monkey is still so young, how can he say that he will die when he dies? Do you say that people are born to die? If so, why bother to be born?"

Miao Zhichen said: "The end of life is death, which is inevitable."

"What about the gods?" Sun Wukong looked up at the sky, "Will the gods die too?"

"This..." Miao Zhichen shook his head and said, "I don't know, the King of Hades rules the lives of mortals, and it is unknown who will rule the lives of gods."

"Wait, Hades?" Sun Wukong figured out something, his depression was swept away, and he slapped Miao Zhichen on the back, "You are really a good material to be a prime minister, I like you more and more! "

Miao Zhichen asked blankly, "What?"

Sun Wukong said: "Since the king of hell is in charge of the lifespan in the mortal world, let's go to the palace of the king of hell and burn the book of life and death, so that everyone can live forever!"

Sun Wukong did what he said, and did not give Miao Zhichen time to refuse, so he grabbed people and went to hell.

Miao Zhichen was speechless, he was just a courier and didn't want to do such a fashionable thing as going to hell!

Both Sun Wukong and Miao Zhichen are living people, so it is reasonable to say that they cannot enter the underworld, but Sun Wukong is too hostile, and he has a golden cudgel in his hand. His aura makes the gatekeepers of the underworld weak. , obediently opened the door for the two of them.

It was cold and dark in this underworld, Miao Zhichen couldn't help shivering from the cold, so he had to hold the fire dragon ball in his hand to keep warm.But the coldness emanates from his bones, and the Fire Dragon Ball can't do much.

Sun Wukong said: "There are too many ghosts in the underworld, and your mortal body can't stay for long. Let's fight quickly."

Miao Zhichen said, "Actually, you can throw me out of the underworld, Your Majesty."

Sun Wukong said: "How can I do such a dignified thing as burning the books of life and death by myself? You are my brother, and I will bring you to show your dignity!"

Miao Zhichen: "...Thank you." He didn't want this kind of prestige, although he thought so, he didn't dare to say it.

On the Huangquan Road, after crossing the Naihe Bridge, the two arrived at the Palace of the King of Hell.

Yan Luo Wang's face was as pale as a ghost, and he was so thin that he would fall if the wind blows. He stared straight at Monkey King, and asked in a half-dead tone, "I don't know why the Monkey King came to my underworld?"

Sun Wukong said: "A little monkey died on Huaguo Mountain, and I came to bring that monkey back to life."

King Yan Luo opened the book of life and death, and found Sun Xiaohou's name. There was a bright red cross on the name, "Sun Xiaohou's lifespan has expired, and he cannot return to his soul."

Sun Wukong snatched the book of life and death. Under Sun Xiaohou's name, it really said 17 years old. He flipped back and found his own name. It said 340 years old at the bottom. He counted, he has already lived this year 340 a year, which means he will die in another year!

Sun Wukong was furious and said: "Well, you Yan Luo Wang, you dare to take the life of my old grandson!"

King Yan Luo said: "Life and death are determined by the heavens, and no man can change them."

Sun Wukong said: "Old Sun is not human!"

Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel from his ear, and hit Yama with a stick. Yama resisted with the judge pen, but how could ordinary weapons resist the golden cudgel, and the judge pen was bent into an arc!

Monkey King smashed Yan Luowang's table with another stick, and all the documents on that table were scattered on the ground. Monkey King only picked up the book of life and death, grabbed the judge's pen, and painted the names on the book of life and death one by one with ink.He blotted out his monkey grandson's, blotted out his own, and went to Miao Zhichen's again.

King Yan Luo said: "You are going against the sky and changing your fate, you will be punished by heaven!"

Sun Wukong sneered, and said indifferently, "I was born in response to the heaven and the earth, but I am not afraid of the punishment from Lao Shizi."

Sun Wukong looked through the book of life and death, but he didn't find Miao Zhichen's.

Sun Wukong said: "Strange, why is your name not listed in the book of life and death?"

Miao Zhichen is not from this world, so naturally his name will not be recorded in the book of life and death in this world, but it is not easy for him to tell Sun Wukong about this, so he made up: "Maybe there is more than one book in the book of life and death, my The name is on the other."

Monkey King said: "It makes sense."

Sun Wukong pressed the golden cudgel against Yama's jaw and asked, "Where is the other book of life and death?"

King Yama said, "There is only one book of life and death."

Sun Wukong said: "You are as easy to deceive as I am a three-year-old child? If there is only one book of life and death, why is there no name of my brother?"

"This..." Yan Luo Wang was speechless, he had never encountered such a situation before, "Maybe you missed it."

"Are you scolding me for my poor eyesight?" Sun Wukong raised his golden cudgel, "Take a stick from my old grandson!"

Sun Wukong was about to kill King Yama with a swing of his club. Miao Zhichen could no longer just sit idly by. He rushed over and hugged Sun Wukong's arm. Monkey King stopped for fear of hurting him. King's head.

Miao Zhichen said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your respect for Zhichen, but I don't want to live forever."

"Why?" Sun Wukong wondered, "Who in this world doesn't want to live forever, look at those human emperors, all over the world looking for alchemists to refine the elixir of life, isn't it just for the sake of immortality?"

Miao Zhichen said: "It is good to live forever, but it is inevitable to be lonely after a long time, especially when everything you are familiar with becomes strange, and the people who accompany you disappear one by one, that kind of loneliness is very scary."

Sun Wukong couldn't understand the loneliness that Miao Zhichen said, but he was touched by the slightest touch, and he didn't make trouble with King Yama, he just threw the book of life and death back to King Yama, and left this gloomy underworld with Miao Zhichen.

As soon as the two left, King Yan Luo repaired his desk case with magic, and then he lay down on the table and wrote vigorously.

He must report to Tiangong about Monkey King's disturbance in the underworld, and let Tiangong send heavenly soldiers and generals to capture this monkey!

Back to Huaguo Mountain, the atmosphere on the mountain has changed.

All the monkeys were rejoicing, jumping around in the simple leaf apron and filling the water curtain hole, celebrating Sun Xiaohou's resurrection from death.

Everyone surrounded Sun Wukong, yelling "King" one by one, and they were very happy. This one was beaten on the back, and the other was fed fruit, as if they all worshiped Sun Wukong as an idol.

Monkey King hooked up with Miao Zhichen, and said to his monkeys and grandchildren: "This is Miao Zhichen. From then on, he is the prime minister of our Huaguo Mountain. You can ask him if you have any doubts."

Sun Xiaohou took the lead in sending flowers to Miao Zhichen, and other monkeys followed suit. Some sent flowers, some grass, and some fruits, and soon drowned Miao Zhichen in the pile of flowers and plants.

Monkey King smiled and pulled Miao Zhichen up, gave Miao Zhichen a glass of wine, and said, "Drink!"

Miao Zhichen clinked glasses with Sun Wukong and said, "Congratulations to your immortality."

Monkey King said: "You are my brother, you don't have to call me Dawang, just call me Big Brother."

Miao Zhichen followed suit and said, "Brother."

Sun Wukong said happily: "Come, if you don't get drunk, you won't return!"

The two toasted and drank each other, and the monkeys built a bonfire, sang and danced, and it was very lively.

Miao Zhichen has a good capacity for alcohol, but no matter how good he is, he can't match Sun Wukong, a stone monkey who jumped out of a stone. This monkey's stomach is probably made of stone, and he still doesn't get drunk after drinking ten jars of wine.Miao Zhichen couldn't hold on any longer, and fell drunk among the monkeys, Sun Wukong put him on a certain high-altitude hammock, so when Miao Zhichen turned over after waking up, he turned out of the hammock and fell from a high altitude The sense of horror can be imagined.Fortunately, Sun Wukong had quick eyesight and quick hands, threw a few tiger skins to wrap Miao Zhichen, and let Miao Zhichen fall into the soft fur, so he was unharmed.

Miao Zhichen was completely sober from the wine, he pressed his temple with lingering fear, and said, "Thank you, brother."

Sun Wukong said: "Second brother, I said you should learn some spells, because mortal bodies are too fragile."

Miao Zhichen said, "I have no qualifications."

Monkey King said: "It's a pity, it's a pity, there is a mortal who can like me. If you don't practice, you can only live for a few decades, and I won't see you after a few decades." It's a pity.

Miao Zhichen said, "I'm a mortal."

Monkey King took another sip of wine and said, "By the way, you can go to Guanjiangkou with me in two days."

Miao Zhichen said with a headache, "Brother, do you still want to fight Erlang Shen?"

Sun Wukong's golden eyes were burning with flames of war, and he said: "My master once said that Erlang God is the best fighter in the Heavenly Palace. The old Jade Emperor is afraid of him. I have long wanted to meet this Erlang God."

Miao Zhichen asked hesitantly, "If you fight Erlang God, will your lives be in danger?"

Sun Wukong said: "In a battle between masters, no one can guarantee that people will die."

Miao Zhichen asked: "Is there any way to prevent you from fighting each other?"

"Why are you talking so much nonsense?" Monkey King became impatient, "Could it be that you don't want me to fight Erlang God? Why is that? You have a personal relationship with Erlang God?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Yes, Erlang Shen is your sister-in-law."

Monkey King's jug fell to the ground with a "slap".