I'm so sorry that the whole world has passed through

No.70 Six Days of World Crossing: #If you want to catch a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach#

The second advantage of having the Li brothers is that while waiting for Buzhou Mountain to float to Midu, there is no need for Wenren Wangshu or Ji Li to explore the border.The Li brothers are responsible for the work of discovering Midu at any time, commonly known as... the king asked me to patrol the mountain.

At least, that's what Wenren Wangshu thought during the first five years of waiting for the secret capital.

When the sixth year came, the senior otaku Wenren Wang Shu finally couldn't stay at home anymore.There are two reasons for this. One, there is no Internet, watching anime lacks barrage and complaints, reading novels lacks author interaction, and reading Weibo... I can’t see it at all!Second, Ji Li, it’s really sad to be with a lover who is a cultivator all the time. Wenren Wangshu said that he neither wants to improve his cultivation skills nor his bed skills. , and I don't want both to improve together!Back then, the cultivator who invented the evil thing called Shuangxiu wanted you to come out, and I promise not to kill you.

"So you took the initiative to apply to patrol the mountains with me, ah, bah, no, did you form a team to explore the border with me?" Muzi Li looked at his good friend "Ji Li" with a look of horror, no He doesn't love Jiyou, it's because the guy in Jiyou's family is much higher than him in terms of seniority and force value, his small body can't handle it.

"Don't be so spineless, anyway, you are now considered one of the most powerful men in the whole continent besides the ancestor... have some confidence in yourself."

"You also said that I am the most powerful person except the ancestor, except!"

"I mean you have to have some confidence in your escape skills."

"..." Muzi Li turned his face away, his meaning was clear, I don't want to talk to you for now.

Wenren Wangshu saw that he was offended, so he hurriedly added an explanation: "Actually, I didn't want to drag you into the water at first. I like your brother. He is humorous and talkative, and has a good temper, but your brother's cultivation Because you are half the same as me, or even inferior to me, Master is not at ease, so I have no choice but to choose you."

In fact, Ji Li didn't want Wenren Wangshu to choose Muzi Li. He thought he was the best candidate for the team. Foreign activities developed into field battles (field battles in various senses). Wenren Wangshu felt that he could not bear such frequent exercise, neither his waist nor body, so, after all kinds of bargaining, he signed a series of legal rights and humiliation at night. After the contract, he finally got a chance to act together with Muzi Li.

Muzi Li couldn't help asking: "How did you and your ancestor survive the ten years in the secret realm of Buzhou Mountain?"

Wenren Wangshu couldn't answer this question, because not long ago he was the one with the higher force value between him and his lover. Although he may not be able to play Ji Li, at least he still has a certain way The tireless efforts to hinder the other party, now...he is nowhere as good as the other party, and life is more difficult.

"So, in the final analysis, you still have to cultivate to control the right to speak." Ji Li said to Wen Ren Wang Shu.

"Can ordinary practice allow me to surpass you in a short period of time?"

"Basically impossible," Ji Li was extremely confident in himself, "so I provided you with a shortcut to practice."

"That's not a shortcut, it's a way to satisfy yourself! Only fools are fooled!"

Ji Li is not ashamed of this, but proud of it: "You have been fooled for five years."

"..." Can we still happily fall in love together? !

In the end, Wenren Wangshu, who was outraged, formed a lineup with Muzi Li to patrol the mountains during the day. This time, there were still many monsters who would drive them in if they crossed the boundary.But different from last time, Wenren Wangshu found that those monsters felt more like playing with him, and they beat Muzi Li ruthlessly to death.

In the process of being exhausted, Wenren Wangshu said to Muzi Li: "Your fate as a monster is really unexpectedly bad."

"Your fate as a monster is as good as I expected."

"Eh? Have you also seen the truth, goodness and beauty deep in my heart?"

"I'll discuss that later. I've seen a lot of your thick skin."

"What's that for?"

"Have you ever heard the legend of Heaven's Beloved?"

"..." Wenren Wangshu looked at Muzi Li beside him speechlessly, "I'm also a fellow from the earth, and I'm also someone who has been in countless cultivation novels, do you think it's appropriate for you to fool me like this?"

"I'm sorry." Muzi Li made a deep reflection, "I know it's rather boring, maybe you will be interested in Brain Hole Solitaire."

"Eh?" Wenren Wangshu immediately understood Muzili's meaning after a brief moment of stupefaction, and this time it was his turn to apologize, "Sorry, I didn't realize it just now, I'm very interested, I'm very interested, come on Make up an epic comprehension masterpiece with the bloodiest and most common stalks in history!"

Ji Li on the other side of the water mirror: "..." These two people will be more and more affected by each other's imagination when they are together, right?What to do, always feel very worried.

Muzi Li started: "First of all, the protagonist wants his father not to love his mother or love him. He was tortured and stared at when he was a child. He is obviously a shocking talent, but due to various reasons, this special body has been suppressed. No one finds out, no one appreciates it. , was ridiculed as the most useless piece of wood in history."

"Waste chai liu, my favorite in the past, diaosi's counterattack and slap in the face, it's very cool to think about it." Wenren Wangshu happily continued, "Then the protagonist accidentally got a character that no one else thought was right." It's worth a penny, but it's actually a precious jade pendant, there is space in the jade pendant, there is a spiritual spring, and there must be an old man with a white beard, crying and shouting to be the master of the protagonist."

The boring solitaire story started slowly like this, no matter what the only audience Ji Li thinks, anyway, Wenren Wangshu and Muzi Li, who are lovers of internet literature, are having a good time.

Wenren Wangshu felt that Muzi Li was worthy of being his good friend, and he found a feeling of sympathy from the other party's brain.

In the end, Muzi Li Hao taught Wenren Wangshu how to appease the jealous madman Wenren's ancestor, so as to prevent them from being too sympathetic and let the ancestor kill each other; "To grab a man's heart, you must first grab a man's stomach. "

"What I need to think about now is how to make him not care too much about me?"

"You don't understand this. Don't you catch his heart, you are completely caught by him, okay? You want to control him. If you say one, he won't dare to say two, understand?"

Wen Ren Wang Shu was thoughtful: "Then what should I do, Master?"

"..." After Muzi Li gave Wenren Wangshu a sideways glance, he began to bury his head in the ground looking for things.

Wenren Wangshu asked curiously, "What are you looking for?"

"Your integrity."

"...can you still be friends?"

"Cough, I'm sorry, I'm used to it," Muzi Li sincerely apologized, unrepentant, "It's very difficult for you to control him with your strength, so if you are born with a deficiency, you can make up for it later. We can only learn from the subtle influence of daily life. A little bit of infiltration is like starting with mastering the other person’s basic necessities of life. It doesn’t matter if you don’t cook well. Cooking by yourself at least shows your concern and love for the other person. Tell the other party that you are also trying. Work hard to manage this relationship. When you and the ancestor come out, the ancestor usually does the cooking, right?"

"how do you know?"

"I got it now."

"..."

"How do you feel when the ancestor is cooking?"

"I'm very happy, the barbecue he made is super delicious."

"That's the only reason? Don't you think it's not easy for the ancestor to wash his hands and make soup for you after he has been in a high position for so many years, so you are so moved and happy?"

Wenren Wangshu tried his best to think back, and it seemed that there was indeed a reason for this.

"After you are moved, do you feel that he loves you very much? Want to rely on him?"

Wenren Wangshu nods his head very neatly now, every time Ji Li cooks, he will willingly pay a considerable price for it.

"So, do you want to suppress him in turn?"

"miss you!"

Ji Li chuckled at the other end of the water mirror. The premise of this is that I need to be ignorant to subtly influence it, right?Don't you know that my ancestors are called voyeurs? [Hey, but I really haven't eaten anything made by Wenren Wangshu, what's the matter with my inexplicable anticipation!

Muzi Li: This is the legendary conspiracy. For the harmony of the love life of the ancestors, and for the sake of not dying too cheaply for myself, I also worked hard.