I'm so sorry that the whole world has passed through

The fourth day of world travel: the biggest BUG in Two-dimensional works, #The whole universe is speaking the author's mother tongue#

Wenren Wangshu finally got Duanmu Duanmu into his cave, don't ask him how he did it, because!for!he!also!No!Know!road!

Wenren Wangshu's current situation is a bit similar to, uh, a gamer who suddenly got an account number one on the server, staring at the computer screen at a loss, unable to understand the gaudy icon shortcuts all over the screen, and also He didn't know how to operate his character, let alone how to use the character's amazing skills. He could only use the mouse to click on the screen casually, hoping that the blind cat would encounter a dead mouse.

Then, it’s time to witness the miracle~(≧▽≦)/~The skill is activated successfully!

Without even saying hello, Duanmu Duanmu was summoned into the living room just like that, and he went straight into the room without any preparation in advance, which made Duanmu Duanmu... very lucky.

He felt that the self who waited outside without daring to move half a step before could not be more witty, he said, if he was eating noodles outside when the ancestor summoned him, hehe, he would not even dare to think of the beautiful picture.

As for secretly slandering the ancestor for leaving him outside the door for so long, and now suddenly summoning something, it didn't exist in Duanmu Duanmu's mind at all.

The first rule of Zuowang Xianzong's sect: Wenren Patriarch is right in everything he does.

The second rule of Zuo Wang Xian Zong: In case the ancestor really did something wrong, please go back to the first rule and read it a hundred times.

Separated by a strip of eight white fans?Lingmu Suping, Duanmu Duanmu looks at Wenren Wangshu on this side of the screen like looking at flowers in a fog, but Wenren Wangshu can see Duanmu Duanmu at a glance.

Simply put, it is a one-way mirror on the earth, the comprehension version.

Wenren Wangshu silently gave himself 32 likes in his heart. The choice of where the summoned object landed is really great. Through the screen, my mother no longer has to worry that I will be seen by others if I am stupid.

After figuring this out, Wenren Wangshu, who was still sitting upright with a sullen face at the beginning, was like a balloon that had suddenly deflated, and began to sit in a messy and fancy way, as comfortable as he could be.

——Pretending to be sincere is not a human job.

What should I do next?

For such a high-level meeting, Wang Shu was a poor celebrity in his previous life, not to mention participating, he had never even seen it.Fortunately, nerds also have their spring. Wenren Wangshu has the backing of countless online novels on the earth. After looking at the protagonists in the novels who pretend to be aggressive or really flirtatious, he has summed up a set of aggressive experiences.

First, an expert never speaks first.

"The 210th generation of 'Duan' disciple Duanmu Duanmu pays homage to the ancestor Jin'an." Duanmu Duanmu was very cooperative, and bowed after entering the door.

Wenren Wangshu was calm on the surface, but his inner activities were like this: [Elder Duanmu is bowing to me], [Elder Duanmu is really bowing to me], [Elder Duanmu is bowing to me], [ Elder Duanmu is prostrating to us for being able to use the word "Jin'an"], [Sajia's life is worth it! 】——Wenren Wangshu's heart was already twisted into twists with excitement.

It was also at this time that Wenren Wangshu discovered to his astonishment that his body, which he had gained in vain in this life, had a fatal flaw—facial paralysis.

is true?The kind with facial paralysis, even if his heart is already high to [-]%, the upward arc of his mouth will never be higher than two degrees...

... What a lonely snow-like life this is.

Speaking of which, he remembered that he had seen a report on the big rot country on Weibo before. It was said that there was a strange girl in the rot country, who had been holding back laughter since she was ten years old, and she persisted in not laughing until she was in her forties.The reason for doing this is that she doesn't want to get wrinkles. It is said that the effect is amazing, and it is much more cost-effective than sarcoidosis. It is cheaper and more natural.

Or else, he actually admires women more than men. Women, creatures that bleed once a month, are so ruthless.

Because Wang Shu, who heard the news, fell into the weird thinking of the crooked building, Dongtian Paradise fell into silence.

Duanmu Duanmu knelt behind the plain screen anxiously, he was so frightened that he couldn't say a word.He kept reflecting on himself, did he do anything wrong before that angered his ancestor?Not respectful enough?Not humble enough?Or is it the wrong way to enter the door? !Kneeling to death, understand, I can’t bear such a suffocating silence/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~PS: The ancestor of my Xianzong is indeed the number one ancestor in the mainland, I don’t even know if I’m angry Always hot and handsome!

#闻人老祖感油fans are all over the entire Tianyan Continent, these words are absolutely not just for fun#

"Let's get up." Wenren Wangshu finally returned with his soul, and decided to bravely face the bleak life of not being able to laugh.If there is no expression, then there will be no expression. This will also help him pretend to be a high-handed and cold master Fan, and he will never have to worry about being betrayed by too rich inner activities.Start being a quiet handsome man today!

The second element of pretentiousness is that masters are reticent.

To put it simply, it's just a three-character mantra-speak less.To expand the explanation, if you can't speak, you don't speak, and you never use three words for things that can be solved with two words, leaving enough room for the other party's imagination.

Duanmu Duanmu also lived up to Wenren Wangshu's expectations, he was simply the best supporter, and he introduced many things that Wenren Wangshu urgently needed to know.It's like the king asked him to patrol the mountains, heck, no, the head of the sect sent him to deliver things to the ancestors, and there are centuries-old news about Tianyan Continent.

——Isn't this exactly what I need? !Wenren Wangshu thought, mother no longer has to worry that I don't understand Tianyan Continent anymore.

But just at this moment, Duanmu Duanmu's communication token hanging on the jade belt let out a loud donkey bray that he never wanted to hear again in his life.

Wenren Wangshu: "..."

Duanmu Duanmu: "..."

The scene was a little awkward for a while.

Wenren Wangshu said that the reminder sound of Elder Duanmu's communication token is really arbitrary.

Duanmu Duanmu said, should he hack to death the person who dared to contact him at this time and make him lose face in front of his ancestors, or should he hack to death? Calling has a natural and free and easy feeling, which is especially suitable for myself who set it as a reminder sound.

Wenren Wangshu saw that Duanmu Duanmu did not move for a long time, so he felt very considerate and said: "Go ahead."

But in the eyes of Naobu Emperor Duanmu Duanmu, these words are full of irony. 'Hehe, you dared to open the communication token when you came to see me, you are very brave, so it's fine to open it, and you set up a donkey bark? ', Duanmu Duanmu's face was blurred by the malice from Wenren Wangshu that he had imagined.Even if it is between peers, it would be very rude if you suddenly received a communication while doing business.

"I don't dare anymore." Duanmu Duanmu knelt down again not long after he stood up.

"Why not?" Wenren Wangshu was at a loss, these big figures standing at the top of the power level pyramid in Tianyan Continent were really enigmatic brain circuits.

Duanmu Duanmu was a little confused whether Wenren Wangshu was continuing to talk ironically, or if he really wanted him to pick it up.

But the braying of the donkey was still heard, echoing, reverberating, reverberating in the room for a long time.

"Accept!" Wenren Wangshu decided to become the domineering president, and ordered for the first time.

At the moment when he was pushed to the limit, Duanmu Duanmu suddenly cleared his spiritual platform, as if enlightened, he felt that he finally realized, the ancestor must be telling him that if you are a man, don't be afraid and hesitate, since The thing has already happened, it is an offense to accept it, and it is also an offense not to accept it, it is better to accept it, the law is natural, maybe there will be a turning point after he accepts it.

Patriarch is worthy of being Patriarch!It makes sense!

"..." He didn't say a word, and he really didn't think about these things.

Brain supplementation is actually the furthest distance from understanding.

At this time, the person who contacted Duanmu in such a hurry could only be Jiang Zhengxuan, a core disciple who discovered the Big Apple City of the United States of Earth near the main sea area.

In fact, it has been a while since Jiang Zhengxuan discovered the Big Apple.

After Jiang Zhengxuan went to report to his master that day, he thought that the master would be able to contact him soon, but he never thought that the master was ordered to go to the forbidden area of ​​the back mountain to do business, and the return date was uncertain, so there was no way to contact anyone for the time being.Although his master must still have a way to get in touch, but that way can only be done when it is absolutely necessary.

"In other words, now is not a time of last resort. This is just an idea of ​​yours. It is unfounded and there is not much evidence to convince the public. Even if you really pass the news to the head, you may be sued by the monitoring team. The previous sentence was "acting recklessly and frivolously, and relying on the direct line of the head, it is too arrogant." Otherwise, I still have a little face in the core disciple hall, so it should be no problem to send you to the new secret place to visit, you just happen to Before your master comes back, prepare as much evidence as possible that the new secret realm is indeed different, and when the master returns, hand it over to the head, wouldn't it be great?" Said the master.

So, with the help of his master, Jiang Zhengxuan observed the newly-emerged secret realm at close range, and he went there for many days.

Now, Jiang Zhengxuan still chose to ask his master to contact Duanmu Duanmu urgently, knowing that Duanmu Duanmu had important matters to do in the forbidden area of ​​Houshan. This time the secret realm is indeed different from the previous ones, and I feel that I can't continue to procrastinate, so I act like this.

Duanmu Duanmu wanted to interrupt his disciple and grandson arbitrarily when he heard Jiang Zheng announce the new secret realm, and thought in his heart that he would beat this unworthy disciple to death when he went back!

As a result, Wenren Wangshu, who had been silent behind Suping, suddenly spoke: "Continue."

Wenren Wangshu didn't expect to hear Jiang Zhengxuan's voice after just listening to the communication token casually. This is a heavyweight. , it was [Jiang Zhengxuan] from Zuowang Xianzong and [Muzi Li] from the Big Apple City, a Chinese scientist, who opened the history of the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two worlds.

Now that I can hear the parties describe the major historical events that are happening right now, Wenren Wangshu would be so stupid that he would miss it.

Hearing Wenren Wangshu suddenly interjected, Jiang Zhengxuan and Duanmu Duanmu were both taken aback.

Duanmu Duanmu quickly guessed that his disciple might have made a mistake and discovered something so extraordinary that even Wang Shu, who is famous, would pay attention to it.

Jiang Zhengxuan was stunned for a while, but in the end he didn't understand why another man's voice came from his master's communication token.The voice was as cold as a sword's cry, and the power rushed to his face.He asked, "Who's talking?

"Your master, I was ordered to visit the ancestor Wenren in the forbidden area of ​​Houshan, who do you think is talking?" Duanmu Duanmu has the heart to kill Jiang Zhengxuan, shame, shame!Then Duanmu Duanmu pleaded guilty to Wangshu, the man who heard it, "The foolish grandson is stubborn, doesn't know the rules, the son doesn't teach, the fault of the teacher, I still look to the ancestor..."

"Why are you angry?" Wenren Wangshu continued to hold his image of a master who cherishes words like gold.

There is no subject in his words, so it can be understood in any way. It can be him asking Duanmu Duanmu why I am angry, or he can be asking Duanmu Duanmu why you are angry. Wen Ren's ancestor's image will not be OOC.

Pretentious factor three: masters are never willing to explain a whole sentence clearly.

Duanmu Duanmu finally imagined that Wenren Wangshu was asking him why I was angry, but he was just a child.

At the moment when the [-]-year-old ancestor Duanmu realized this truth, he suddenly wanted to cry and faint in the toilet. If he knew that the ancestor was so easy to talk, he would not be angry. I asked for an autograph as soon as we met, okay? !I am also a child/(ㄒoㄒ)/～～......

Muzi Li, a man of yellow race, was born in Honolulu, the United States, and worked in a private research laboratory in the Big Apple. His ancestral home is China.

It was the second group of researchers who landed on the island after the "mirage" phenomenon appeared on Liberty Island. His mentor proposed the theory of world fusion, and he confirmed this theory.

Because...he was the only person on Liberty Island who was able to communicate with Jiang Zhengxuan who went to explore and contact the secret place without language barriers.

#The whole universe is speaking Chinese#

The author has something to say: Duanmu Duanmu lineage, starting from the name of the elder Duanmu, has already determined their funny personality.

Muzi Li can be regarded as a very important key figure in the current map, and the relationship between Tianyan Continent and Huaxia Kingdom in the future honeymoon period will depend entirely on this product =V= So, you Meng can definitely forgive XX for not opening the storyboard for the time being , but turned on Muzi Li’s storyboard, right? [Hey, in this article, I want to complete my ambition of letting foreigners pass the Chinese level [-] or [-]!