I'm so sorry that the whole world has passed through

No.30 three days of world crossing: #小儿童是外星人#

After learning that Ran Xinglin might like Wenren Patriarch's vaccination, Wenren Wangshu had the same reaction as all the Zuowang Immortal Sect disciples: "Master Ran, a true warrior, a pure man! "It's kind of affectionate to like Wenren Patriarch at the risk of your life. (full text without ads)

Cough, Wenren Wang Shu did not dare to say these last words in front of Ji Li, because right after he said the real warrior, Ji Li looked at him very badly.

"If you like me, you are a warrior?" Ji Li hugged his chest, "Do you mind if I ask why you think so?"

"Uh..." A line of blood-red bullet screens slid across Wenren Wangshu's mind [The biggest crisis in history, high-energy ahead, non-combatants are advised to evacuate], qaq, "If this statement makes you feel better—now I'm you."

Ji Li didn't speak, because of unknown reasons, he started to hate the equation "the person Ran Xinglin likes = the person in front of him".

Wenren Wangshu shrinks his head again and again, secretly hating, why can't I become smaller!

In Wuwei Hall, Ran Xinglin had been waiting in the hall early.But this time he didn't bring his disciples out of the hall to greet him again, and the treatment he received was not 01:30 less than the treatment he received when Wenren Wangshu came five years ago.

But this is not because the head of the sect Ran doesn't want to wait for the son of Wen Ren's ancestor, but because of the difference in status and cultivation. Anyway, Ran Xinglin is also the head of the school. When facing Wen Ren Wang Shu, it is abnormal (commonly known as abnormal) , now put up the airs, the immortal demeanor and the dignified appearance are his normal appearance.

When being carried by Ji Li to enter the door, Wenren Wangshu almost blurted out to Ran Xinglin who was sitting at the top, "Damn it, uncle, who are you?"

The gap between the front and back of this life is too big!Don't you think it's a bit late to change the character design now? !

Therefore, Wenren Wangshu hurriedly asked Ji Li in his heart: You must have been shocked to see Ran Xinglin in private after you became me, right?

Ji Li: No, I think this is what a faction leader should look like. I have wanted to smoke him for a long time in the past years.

Wenren Wangshu: ...Are you guys all shaking M? !

Ji Li: It's our group, my dear.

The "Seven Calabash Brothers" were also present, and after they got the news from Ling Zhengyi, they rushed back as fast as they could...to see Ran Xinglin's joke.Only the young apprentice Duanmu Duanmu is the purest, he came to save his master.It's like when the master wants to strangle the ancestor's son to death, and Ji Li's cultivation is no match for his master's palm, he can find a way to stop his master from being strangled to death by the angry ancestor afterwards.

In the end, Ran Xinglin didn't have this plan at all, whether it was because he was sad because his crush had a son, or he was jealous and wanted to strangle the ancestor's son to death.

After getting the news of Ling Zhengyi, Ran Xinglin happily began to collect all kinds of food, play and meeting gifts that children would like. The demeanor of caring and pampering gave him the illusion that he was his own son.Waiting on the seat now is just out of the amazing mentality of normal parents who "want to treat him well but don't want to lose the majesty of their parents".

The seven gourd brothers unanimously expressed that the master's heart is really big, he is worthy of being the leader of the school, and the big heart can almost tolerate the vast ocean.Even the son of a rival in love can be regarded as his own son, so there is no need to be afraid of his narrow-mindedness.

After Wenren Wangshu entered the door, Duanmu Duanmu comprehended the spirit of the master and kept offering him all kinds of delicious and fun things.

Wen Ren Wang Shu's kindness is hard to get over, well, the main reason is that he can't hold back the pile of colorful snacks on the table, there are all kinds of snacks from Tianyan Continent, Earth, and newly researched after the fusion of worlds, he is already a little messed up Hua Miyan didn't know which one to eat first.

——It doesn’t matter if you are a child or not, adults also have the right to like to eat snacks! by: Wenren Wangshu's fallacies and heresies.

But before eating, Wenren Wangshu's only rationality made him take a look at Ji Li, and asked "Can I eat" with his eyes.

"..." Ji Li looked at the other party's pitiful little eyes as if he was abusing him if he didn't agree, and was speechless for a long time. Finally, he just tore open a bag of spicy sticks and stuffed them into Wenren Wangshu's mouth. Answer, you can eat it, whether you are an adult or a child.

Ji Li was very helpless to find that after so many years of cultivating Wenren Wangshu, this guy still lacks the self-knowledge that he is Wenren's ancestor, no matter what he does, no one dares to say that he is half wrong.

The interaction between Wenren Wangshu and Ji Li is in the eyes of the disciples of Zuowang Xianzong represented by the head master Ran Xinglin, that is, the children are well educated and will not take other people's things without the permission of their parents. And the parents are extremely fond of their children, feeding them carefully and gently what is inconvenient for them to hold with their hands.In addition, Wenren Wangshu was surrounded by a balloon given in the cinema going up and down, that scene was so warm and lovely.

"En?" Wenren Wangshu glanced at Ran Xinglin suspiciously with a spicy stick in his mouth.

"!!!" Ran Xinglin was so cute that he didn't want to, because the face of the other party was [-]% similar to that of the ancestor, but he still maintained his serious appearance, just in case, when he was talking to Ji Li When I was young, I arranged Wenren Wangshu to the side hall, under the pretense that adults talking to children would be bored.

The next channel is basically dominated by the dialogue between Ji Li and Ran Xinglin, and the Seven Calabash Brothers acted as temporary babysitters, accompanying Wenren Wangshu to the side hall to eat all kinds of delicious food.

None of the Seven Calabash Brothers had any children, but they did have apprentices, and even more disciples and grandchildren, but most of the apprentices they took in had already graduated from monk schools, and they could never be described as children in terms of cultivation or appearance.Therefore, taking care of children is tantamount to taking care of aliens for the seven gourd brothers, and there is no way to start.

Relying on (thinking) their high cultivation, several people held a small meeting in front of Wenren Wangshu.

Erwa: Is it wrong for us to just look at it like this?

Siwa: What else can I do?holding him?People's children don't necessarily let you hug them.What if I pissed him off and cried?I heard that the ancestor is back.If you miss, just say so.

Big baby: third child, didn't you have a grandson who gave birth to a child, please tell me how she takes care of it.

Sanwa: ... You also know that it is my grandson who has a child, not me.How could I possibly know how she was cared for?However, I have heard from my apprentice that the child is very weak, and even a little wind may hurt him.

The seven brothers immediately looked at Wenren Wangshu in horror, I was in a hurry, this is not a person, this is an ancestor!Why didn't Ji Li say it earlier!Hurry up, close the doors and windows!

"..." The cultivation base is actually very high, and it is very clear to hear the communication of the seven brothers.What exactly is a child in your eyes? !

Wenren Wangshu can't say this, so he can only eat to vent his anger.

The eyes of the "Seven Calabash Brothers" followed his movements throughout the whole process. From taking the chocolate, opening the package, to eating, chewing, and swallowing, the seven pairs of sharp eyes were always watching people closely. Ready to rescue the look.

Wenren Wangshu was stared at so furiously that he was going crazy.

In desperation, Wenren Wangshu began to pretend to be an ignorant child, and generously handed a bag of potato chips to Duanmu, who was closest to him, and said, "If you want to eat, take it yourself."

"..." After all, Duanmu Duanmu, who has lived for almost 1000 years, felt so complicated when he got the potato chips that it was hard to express.

Duanmu Duanmu's other six senior brothers were laughing madly in their hearts, and they couldn't care less about staring at Wenren Wangshu anymore, and started teasing their junior brothers in various ways: "Bao'er gave you the delicious food, you I didn’t say anything, huh? Hurry up and thank him.”

Duanmu Duanmu glared back at their seniors one by one, isn't this what parents like to say when they bring their children to play with their peers?Don't bully me, I don't know if I don't have children!

Wenren Wangshu jumped off the high chair, took snacks, and stuffed a portion into each of the seven brothers one by one: "You're welcome, learn to share."

"..."

This time it was Duanmu's turn to beat the table in his heart and laugh wildly.

Dawa: Cough, everyone is the same, so don’t laugh at anyone else.I think Bao'er is very healthy, completely different from the children of the third child and grandson, and it is not reference.

Other children: seconded.

Sanwa: ... It was you who asked me to talk about it at the beginning, and it was you who told me that I shouldn't talk about it!

Duanmu Duanmu: The question now is what should Baoer do?play with him?

Wuwa: What are you playing?

The seven brothers fell into deep thought for a long time. They had never played any games with their apprentices, nor did they have any disciples, and it was even more impossible for their children. They had never played any games with their masters. I practice hard, practice, and practice again, as if there is no other fun and goal in life other than trying to make progress before the upper limit of life is exhausted.

...Why do you feel that your life is boring and pitiful when you think about it this way?

Wenren Wangshu sat on a round chair beside him and opened a bottle of Coke, thinking to himself, I won’t feel bored at all, watching your mental activities is much more interesting than playing games =v= this is just enough for me to play Don't stop for a day.

It's a pity that the happy time is always very short, Ji Li and Ran Xinglin come to the side hall to lead people after they have reached an agreement.

The seven gourd brothers all let out a long sigh of relief.

Wenren Wangshu was very sad to be sent away like a god of plague. Is it so difficult for me to make friends? !Wenren Wangshu was thinking this way, and at the end, he realized that the direction Ji Li carried him was not back to Huaxia, but to Diancang Peak in the restricted area of ​​the back mountain.

"kindness?"

"A not-so-good good news and a not-so-bad bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" Ji Li smiled and asked Wenren Wangshu for his opinion.

"Which message is directed at me?"

"Both."

"...you pick one."

"You're going to kindergarten."

w, what?What did you say when you closed your eyes and opened your mouth?