I'm so sorry that the whole world has passed through

No.20 three days of world crossing: #混十是这个一个狗血的Author#

Wenren's patriarch accepting disciples is a big event, it is so big that Ran Xinglin can use the ceremony of accepting apprentices to gather the heads of the ten sects directly without Ran Xinglin thinking of other reasons. Generate income, let the master and apprentice make a small fortune.

"It's all yours, it's all yours." Wenren Wangshu tried to please Ji Li in various ways when he was alone after the incident.

Ji Li was not moved at all, but just looked at Wenren Wangshu with sarcasm: "This is what you said will not delay me at all, and you can go back to the villa right away?"

The ceremony of accepting apprentices naturally requires "disciples" to be able to attend, and no matter how quickly the ceremony is held, it will take at least a few days to prepare.

"We can go back first, and then come back after the acceptance ceremony." The greatest advantage of being a Wenren patriarch is that he can entrust his disciples to do everything for him, and he promises that he will do his best than doing it himself.

"Is this the problem? You don't understand anything at all!" Ji Li, who had been suppressing his anger, finally couldn't.In front of Wenren Wangshu, he always tends to lose control of his emotions, as if he has accumulated the emotions that have been calm for tens of millions of years and used them on Wenren Wangshu alone.Wen Ren Wang Shu can make him laugh, and it can easily beat his irritable nerves.

Ji Li said before countless times that he wanted to kill Wenren Wangshu, but none of those were sincere.This time he won't say that he wants to kill him anymore, because he really wants to kill him.

Wenren Wangshu was quite frightened by Ji Li's eyes, the kind that shuddered.He had never been exposed to such malice and killing as Ji Li, it was pitch black, so dark that not only could the light not reach it, but it would also be swallowed by the darkness.He finally realized that he might have done something really bad, really bad.

He opened his mouth, shut it again, tried several times but still couldn't express his meaning clearly, he wanted to understand why Ji Li reacted so strongly?He just took an apprentice.

Ji Li felt the emotions coming from Wen Ren Wang Shu in the depths of his soul, so hopeless that he really wished he could strangle the other party to death.

But the thought of...

Ji Li's monstrous anger turned into a sigh in the end, and resigned to his fate, he selectively told Wenren Wangshu about his past.

In the past, he had a senior sister who had a very good relationship. They were so similar, with extraordinary talents, the body of a unicorn, and even the same appearance.The only thing that can distinguish them, apart from their personalities, is the karmic red lotus pattern between the eyebrows. His is in a budding state, while the opponent's is full of 36 petals of red lotus. When the senior sister laughs, the red lotus seems to cooperate. Flashes of colorful streamer, bright and warm.

Wenren Wangshu didn't know why they suddenly entered the state of storytelling, but he still thoughtfully decided to be as quiet as a chicken and not complain about Ji Li, "Are you sure you are talking about this senior sister and not your mother?" '

"At one point, I thought my senior sister was actually my biological mother. I wanted to do a blood test with her, but she kept refusing."

really!Wen Ren Wang Shu's eyes lit up.

Ji Li lowered his eyes.He and his senior sister are really not mother and son, because the senior sister said that she gave birth to a son, and because the senior sister who had brought him infinite joy made an extremely selfish decision when he and her were about to ascend—she started the ascension first, Then when he was about to ascend, he was severely injured, and he was forced to sign a blood contract with Zuowang Xianzong to link luck together.

No biological mother would treat her son like this, no.When signing the blood contract, almost all the blood on his body was drained.

That day, the senior sister was so vicious as if she had become another person.

So he doesn't like his own shell, he doesn't like this face that resembles his senior sister's, he even feels that the air he breathes from Zuowang Xianzong can suffocate him.He hated it and wished he could destroy it immediately.

But he couldn't, not because he was greedy for life and afraid of death, and didn't want to be destroyed together with Zuowang Xianzong, but before he died, he had one thing to accomplish no matter what - Ascension to the Immortal Realm and draining every drop of his senior sister's blood.

And in order to be able to ascend, first of all, the blood contract that this party is no longer has to be terminated. Ji Li has suffered so much and paid a price...

Ji Li looked at Wenren Wangshu's young and immature face.

...The result made him disappointed time and time again, the blood contract could not be lifted no matter what.

In fact, it may not be possible to ascend after being lifted, because since the senior sister ascended, no one in Tianyan Continent has successfully ascended.Nowadays, no one has been able to cultivate beyond the ninth level of the nine realms, and only the legend of ascension remains.

After Wenren Wangshu heard this, he was so guilty that he couldn't even say "I'm sorry". He had to admit that part of the reason why he accepted himself as a disciple was to retaliate against Ji Li for changing all his social account passwords.Some people may think that this is not a big deal, but it is the only remaining human relationship that Wenren Wangshu once had, and it is the only thing that can prove that he has lived on the earth, the only sad and helpless one.He was very angry with Ji Li, so pulling Ji Li back into Zawang Xianzong, who obviously had a resistance to Zawang Xianzong, was the way he could think of for revenge.

Comparing with what happened to Ji Li in the past, Wenren Wang Shu feels like, uh, Ji Li poured him a pot of cold water, and then he boiled the pot of water and poured it back.

This is too much.

Therefore, Wenren Wangshu gave him the only compensation he could give Ji Li: "Let's not change our bodies, even if we find a way to change them back in the future, don't change them. My body has not been bloodied with Zuo Wangxian Zongqi Qi, you can use it to ascend to seek revenge for your senior sister. Okay?"

"My previous body couldn't ascend, so I had to stay in Zuowang Xianzong all the time, even if I knew this, would you still want to exchange it with me?" Ji Li saw that Wenren Wangshu's eyes were extremely weird.

Wenren Wangshu shrugged: "I never thought that I could ascend. It should be me thanking you for giving me such a full-level tuba. Of course, my previous guarantee is still valid, and I will not use your things. Move, just take advantage of this time to come to Zuo Wang Xianzong, you can take them all away, so as to save you from making you even more unhappy when you come back again."

This time, Ji Li was really surprised.

He couldn't deny that he had a large part of acting in his past, no matter how much his senior sister hurt him back then, it would be difficult for him to have any influence in the constant memories of these years.

So, starting from letting Wenren Wangshu find out that he had changed the password on purpose, he has reached the current situation.Wenren Wangshu is a kind of stupid good old man, as long as he finds a way to make him do something wrong and make him feel guilty towards him, there is an 80.00% chance that the other party will promise not to change bodies with him.

Now he has really waited, but he is not as happy as he imagined, especially when Wenren Wangshu told him that your things are still yours, he rarely felt a little guilty.

"I won't return your social account to you." Ji Li said deliberately.

"I don't care anymore." Wen Ren Wang Shu shrugged.

"It doesn't matter who you have a crush on?" Ji Li raised his eyebrows. The reason why he was sure that Wenren Wangshu would be angry if he changed his password was because he found a lot of interesting things in Wenren Wangshu's social accounts.

As an otaku, Wenren Wangshu also has a crush on someone, a voice actor, a male voice actor whom he has never even met in person, only because he heard that his voice was hard, so he has fallen into it ever since.He joined his YY song club, joined his fan group, and even added him to QQ friends by coincidence. Every day, every day, he would stare at the other party's profile picture in a daze, and scroll N times the other party's Weibo, but he But he didn't even have the courage to confess.

Because he fell in love with someone of the same sex, he had exhausted all his courage in the past, who was cowardly.

"Speaking of which, your voice is quite similar to his." Wenren Wangshu said, "Uh, I mean it's my current voice."

Ji Li suddenly became upset, watching Wenren Wangshu talk about making a person's eyes shine, which made him very unhappy, so he said: "Don't use my face to make such a stupid expression .”

"Sorry, I will pay attention, I actually know that I should end this strange crush, it's not even a love, I haven't seen the other person's face, just because of his voice I think I like him .I think it’s time for me to get out of that strange relationship by asking us to change our bodies this time.”

"It's good that you know that only other people like me, not me. Even if you become me, don't lose my face."

"Okay. It's all up to you. Don't be angry, let's make up, okay?"

"...Okay." Ji Li didn't smile, but there was an infinitely gentle smile in his eyes.

"Then, the Mutual Aid Alliance before changing back to the body is officially renamed the Lovelorn Alliance!"

Ji Li went berserk again: "I've never liked my senior sister, okay?! I'm a real loser! You're the only one who's broken in love, and your whole family is also broken in love!"

"My current family members are only you."

"..."

Before the acceptance ceremony, Wenren Wangshu followed Ji Li's instructions to find all the space treasures he had hidden. Of course, there were some left over, just in case.

"One and half." Ji Li made the decision for the two of them.

"Eh?" Wenren Wangshu was a little overjoyed, but, "I don't know how to use it, and it's useless if you give it to me."

"...I will teach you. Do you have to say it to understand the subtext?"

"～(≧▽≦)/～"

"But there are conditions."

"You said."

"Help me collect a few treasures of heaven, materials and earth in the future. The list is in the sachet. The ones I collected before have been marked, and you need to figure out what is left unmarked."

"Okay," Wenren Wangshu agreed swiftly. He thought he and Ji Li were already friends now, and even without Ji Li's exchange terms, he would do his best to help. Looking at the long list of The list, "Let me see what's there, shit, it's all things that I haven't heard of the name but it's amazing at first glance. Wait, water of time? Water of time? It's literally water of time Does this kind of thing really exist? What do you want it for? To make a time machine?"

Ji Li took a deep look at Wenren Wangshu's immature face, besides making a time machine, the water of time has many uses, idiot.He ended the whole conversation with the sentence "You don't need to know".

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The author has something to say, spoiler ahead: Xiao Shou and Xiao Gong are each other's first love, both physically and emotionally, they are each other's first time in every sense.As for what happened to the senior sister and the seiyuu _(:з)∠)_ I won’t give any spoilers for the time being.