I'm so sorry that the whole world has passed through

The second day of the world crossing: #吉莉sama teaches you how to be a man#

Wenren Wangshu's name was Ji Li in his previous life. He was a very ordinary otaku. His parents were in heaven, his friends were on the Internet, and the person he liked... was in Two-dimensional.

Then one day, the world crossed.

Since then, his ordinary life seemed to have been suddenly turned on by some strange switch, and it suddenly became magnificent.

In simple terms it goes like this:

The earth merged with a comprehension world called Tianyan Continent.

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He was detected to have a single line of heavenly roots, and he was still a very rare unicorn body, and he was crying and screaming for admission to countless first-class cultivation schools↓

After graduating, he applied for the No. [-] sect, Zuowang Xianzong.I hope to be able to worship under the ancestor of Wenren, the number one master in the mainland, marry my younger junior sister, become the great elder, and reach the pinnacle of life.

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Then, he died on the way to the exam.There is no conspiracy or trick, just bad luck, catching up with the powerful fighting skills, and being affected by the fish in the pond.

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He was born again.Back to the time when the Earth and the Tianyan Continent had not yet merged.Probably because God has the virtue of good life.

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Not happy enough yet, he timetraveled again, soul transmigrated, transmigrated into someone who doesn't know, where he transmigrated, time travel... April Fool's Day.

——Paralysis, what about playing with people? !

--kindness. BY: Way of Heaven.

It doesn't matter who he was in his previous life, he can be regarded as a man who has read N books of time-traveling and rebirth novels, and he knows some common sense of time-traveling (what are you proud of...), like in order not to be seen by others Clue, quickly adapting to his new identity, he will only be known as Wenren Wangshu from now on.

Living alone in a room full of high-level cultivation treasures.

Look at this couch, look at this couch, look at the decorations on the Duobao Pavilion behind this couch, even if he doesn't know what these are, what kind of natural materials and earth treasures are used to make them, and how long they have been made, he will Just know one thing - these are expensive as hell, because it's damn comfortable to sit on, okay? !He finally understood what kind of adjective "like sitting on a cloud" is!

After being intoxicated for several hours, someone who habitually strayed from the building finally regained his basic sanity, half crossed his legs, rested his chin, floated in the air and transformed into a piece of paper and a pen that can automatically enter the content, and began to ponder Some things he should think about most right now: First, he knows that he is now called Wenren Wangshu.

Secondly, he thinks that this body should be the original cultivator on Tianyan Continent, because the way the spiritual power in this body operates is similar to what he learned in school, but the area of ​​the purple mansion at the dantian seems to be larger than that of his previous life. He is much bigger, much more, to the extent that an ordinary person can hardly imagine.

That is to say, the cultivation base of this body is at least the beginning of a real person or a real monarch, and maybe with good luck, you can even pick up an ancestor.

As for why the original owner's realm was higher than his own, but his body was taken away by himself... This is still a mystery, but it can be temporarily attributed to "the innate force majeure of the traverser".

Thirdly, the clothing of the body in the water viewing mirror and the feeling of wearing these clothes on the body that he personally felt, this damn thing is the number one member of the Zaowangxianzong!

Although he was only wearing the basic gown of the inner sect known as the "school uniform", it was already a height that Wenren Wangshu had never dreamed of reaching in his previous life.Maybe there will be a chance to meet Wenren Patriarch in the future, I really can't hold it when I think about it.

Wait, the dull Wenren Wangshu finally realized something was wrong, Wenren Patriarch, Wenren Wangshu, the inner sect of Zuowang Xianzong... If he insisted that this was a coincidence, he wouldn't believe it even if he was killed!

In the blink of an eye, people hope that Shu Fu's heart will come.

After getting off the bed in a hurry, he went straight to the wooden wardrobe in the upper right corner of the room. He was shocked when he saw the rows of crane cloaks representing the elder rank.

As the number one sect with a long history, Zao Wang Xianzong has a strict internal hierarchy, and there are some rigid rules on the appearance of clothing.It's like the distinction between long and short strokes in the inner and outer sects, and it's also like the gradually increasing cloud patterns embroidered on the necklines and cuffs of core disciples of different levels, and the one that is printed on the outside of the robes of elders and above, which represents different levels. An intricate crane cloak with some patterns.

What Wenren Wangshu saw in the closet at this time was the crane cloak with Ruyi lotus pattern that belonged exclusively to Wenren's ancestor. (The Da Neng Xianpao is the same style, Taobao is hot. After the fusion of the world in the previous life, Taobao, a website full of wonders, has become even more magical.)

In other words, did he really dress up as Wenren Patriarch?

Is the number one master in the mainland so easy to be taken away?fall!This is not true at all!

At that moment, Wenren Wangshu finally remembered the fear that was once dominated by his unstoppable brain hole, and the white figure that he thought he was dreaming just before he passed out last night. The feeling of passing by.He thought it was another unrestrained imagination of his own, but now it seems that it is more likely that he changed bodies with the real ancestor Wenren.

calm!Don't panic!First of all, let's find a time machine.

No, the Tianyan Continent has not crossed yet, he has time...

Then Wenren Wangshu found out in despair that he, who did not inherit the original owner's memory at all, was successfully sealed in the original owner's paradise by the formation left by the original owner to protect him, he!root!Book!Leave!No!open!this!inside!

"Boom——" Just at this time, there was a sound of thunder and calamity that Wenren Wangshu was very familiar with, which only appeared when the two worlds began to merge with each other. Three days and nights.

OK, Wenren Wangshu smiled and told himself in his heart, now it's time to panic!

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March 2114, 3, a night that every person on earth will remember for life.

Since the Chinese time zone entered 4 o'clock on April 1st, all parts of the earth have been baptized by torrential rain for three days and three nights. Lightning strikes one after another. Many people on Weibo took pictures of the spectacle. On the Internet, they jokingly said that they don't know which powerful person is ascending through the tribulation.

After the wind and rain on April 4, the stupid people on earth will realize that such a spectacle is not because of the mighty world going through the catastrophe, but because the world with the mighty power is coming through as a whole.

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Mother Earth's April Fool's Day joke is a bit big this time.

In this continuous three-day storm, the global village ushered in the true sense of "everyone is equal".Airplanes are grounded, schools are closed, and low-rent housing complexes with old lines and disrepair...are bound to lose power.

Ji Li (formerly known as Wenren Wangshu) was still looking at the news microblog on the magic weapon called "computer screen" owned by his stolen body one second ago, and the computer screen the next second It was dark, with the only light source in the rental house.

The room was plunged into darkness, and the already cramped environment suddenly became more suffocating.

'Is it broken? Ji Li tilted his head, thinking without any facial expression.

Ji Li doesn't care much about the light source, but he cares about the channel (Weibo on the computer) that can provide him with information about the new world he lives in.

When seizing the house, this body was sitting in front of the computer.I have to say that this magic weapon is really useful and has made an outstanding contribution to Ji Li's quick understanding of the new world. He can't let it disappear like this.Following his physical instinct, he raised his hand and tapped the computer screen naturally.

With a "click", the screen cracked.

Ji Li frowned, why is this magic weapon so fragile?He obviously used less than [-]% of his power to control this body through the power of his soul.Forget it, let's directly input spiritual power to save it.

The spiritual power that Ji Li possesses now is one of the few powers he has accumulated after he seized the house. Since he needs to understand this strange world very much, and also because the spiritual power in this world is very strong, so strong that even his current body cannot He had never practiced before, and he was able to accumulate spiritual power in just a few hours. He quickly decided to spend most of his spiritual power on computer repairs.

Point to the past...

... The computer has completely said goodbye to this world.

Ji Li's originally confident expression cracked.

It took a while for Ji Li to come to his senses, his eyes as deep as a cold pool trembled, his long and narrow eyelashes fluttered like ink butterflies, he lowered his head slowly with some inconceivable feeling, and looked at the hands of his new body, they were too thin Pale skin, you can clearly see the blue blood vessels under the skin, slender fingers, thin palms, messy palm lines, a lonely life, an untimely death... I thought I was just an ordinary person, but now It seems that I have to re-evaluate this new body.

Could this be the legendary magical artifact that my nephew once said?Repair one to blow up one, repair two to blow up a pair?The new body acquired this time really has a strange physique.

So, what to do next?

Ji Li looked at the computer that was blown to pieces, and felt a little embarrassed. The feeling of being in a world that he had never touched before, and being unable to control everything around him was really terrible!

At this moment, the door of Ji Li's house was kicked from the outside.

The evil neighbor Biao who lived next door smashed on the fragile old iron fence security door of Ji Li's house with a "bang bang" sound of impatience and an extremely bad attitude on his face covered with flesh.The internet and electricity in his house were cut off suddenly, and he wanted to ask if the main switch was disconnected by his cowardly neighbor, who had been using the internet and electricity all the time, or if the entire area was broken: "Open the door for me! I know you're inside! Don't Pretend to be a grandson!"

Ji Li sat in the dark and smiled, echoed by his pale skin that had not been exposed to the sun for many years, his whole body was covered with an unspeakable dangerous atmosphere.

'Lao Tzu?grandson?The original owner's interpersonal relationship is worrying." Ji Li's smile deepened further, his eyes flashed with eagerness to fight, "How many years have we not encountered such a situation where we need to re-establish a new social order?I'm really looking forward to it, let's start by teaching this person who calls himself my father how to be a humble person'.

To put it simply, the original owner Ji Li was a person whom no one dared to mess with, but the present Ji Li was planning to become a person who no one dared to mess with.

——My Chinese language is so broad and profound.

The author has something to say: Xiao Shou is a funny man in the shell of a male god, with a bit of a madman attribute =V=

Xiao Gong is a real snake man who wears the skin of a former otaku before Xiao Shou.

Let me briefly reiterate the timeline again, so that you don’t get confused: world fusion → Xiaoshou’s first life died on the way to Zuowang Xianzong → Xiaoshou was reborn → Xiaoshou didn’t reborn for a while, and crossed (swapped with Xiaogong) body)

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