Jellyfish

"What kind of broken script is this?"

Hua Ji snarled at Yan Die: "In the script, there is an aboveboard male and female supporting role? How is this possible? Even if it wants to serve the vast audience, will the General Administration of Light and Light pass this kind of plot?"

Yan Die seemed to be busy, and he was slurring his words: "How is it possible? I've read the script. Although it's a bit vulgar, Director Yu will definitely change the plot in the end. Besides, there are no honest male and female supporting roles in it."

Hua Jiqi's liver hurts: "Then the chief executive of the devil's religion and the head of the devil's religion are the standard male-female match? There is a scene where the lines are actually to put down the leader and let me come? Are you cheating?!"

Yan Die immediately said: "Yes, let me take care of the leader, I remember the scene after that is the chief executive put boots on the leader devoutly..."

Hua Ji: =口=! !Boots? !

Yan Die sarcastically said: "I said, can you rant after reading the script? It's just that the lines are just rotten. You are an actor after all, so please be more dedicated? Even if you are made to be rotten, it's not you who suffers. Why are you excited! ?”

Yan Die is very dissatisfied, Hua Ji is a vixen!Even if it is true that he is the one who takes advantage of sex, why is he so irritable?

"But it's that Li Shunhua who played the leader of the Demon Cult!!" Hua Ji said angrily; "How dare he go abroad to buy a murder for me?! He's still a bat spirit!!"

"Who told you to go to Hawaii for vacation? Even if you want to experience the island style, you can go to the Nansha Islands. That is also the territory of the country. As long as it is within the territory of the country, all non-human members of the Supernatural Bureau are not allowed to fight each other. It is not safe abroad. , you should stay in the country." Yan Die said impatiently: "Okay, okay, the boss arranged for me to bring a newcomer, I don't have time to talk to you, you just stay at home and serve the Bodhisattva while reading the script , I will let you know the specific shooting time, don’t mess it up, hear me!!”

Crack, Yan Die hung up the phone, Hua Ji waited for his cell phone angrily, thinking about bringing a newcomer?I haven't heard that there is a little demon coming down from the mountain recently?Is it an ordinary human being?

To be honest, Hua Ji is different from ordinary actors. Some third-tier actors are afraid that their agents will bring other actors to share their own resources. Hua Ji has no such worries. He himself is not short of money. The years before the founding of the People’s Republic of China were quite turbulent. Hua Ji was a vixen He bought a lot of good things in the troubled times, but now in the peaceful and prosperous times, the whole set of Yuan Dynasty blue and white pots and pans he collected can be exchanged for a lot of money, not to mention that he has many similar things.

In this day and age, monsters must unite to survive better. On the surface, Wangu Entertainment is a well-known domestic entertainment company, but in fact it is one of the few places where monsters secretly launder money. Hua Ji himself has several other investments, He may not be qualified enough to appear on any wealth ranking list, but most of the time he has never worried about money.

So even if Butterfly brings newcomers, as long as it is not a monster, he has nothing to worry about.

After reprinting the script, Hua Ji endured the urge to tear it up and read it again. After reading it, he was completely desperate.

It really challenges Li Shunhua's acting skills to act affectionately in front of Li Shunhua's handsome face, but speaking of which, he is only a third-tier young actor, why not be dedicated once?

Just when he secretly planned to make trouble for Li Shunhua on the set, the jellyfish had already read all the basic education materials.

He asked Hua Ji.

"It says there is an exam called the Adult College Entrance Examination, can I go?"

Hua Ji immediately bent forward in frustration: "Master, are you going to take the college entrance examination?"

"It seems that after taking the college entrance examination, you can enter a higher school?" The jellyfish said, "Is this a disguised evolution of the Imperial College entrance examination?"

Hua Ji is a little ashamed. He is now 24 years old on his ID card. He graduated from high school and did not go to college, let alone take the college entrance examination, so he is not very clear about the college entrance examination when asked by Jellyfish.

He said dryly: "You can take the exam of Shenbao Club first. After passing the exam, you will get an ID card and a fake growth file and student status file. Only after you get these things can you take the college entrance examination."

The jellyfish nodded greatly: "I understand. I bought a mobile phone and a laptop with your credit card. It's not good to use yours all the time."

Speaking of this, the jellyfish stopped greatly, and the four tentacles held up the big canopy. He looked at Hua Ji, and there were dense light spots shining on the big milky white canopy. They all faced Hua Ji, and the canopies rose one after another, like sea water There were also faint waves, maybe it was Hua Ji's illusion, the jellyfish's big voice was much softer.

"Thank you, Fox."

Hua Ji coughed again and again, he didn't feel happy at all, being stared at by so many eyes, he only felt that the hairs all over his body stood on his head.

"You can call me Hua Ji, or A Ji." He waved his hand: "You can swipe it if you want. I gave you a credit card before to let you buy what you need."

The jellyfish said seriously, "I will pay it back."

Hua Ji shook his head: "No, really no!"

The jellyfish said greatly: "I have money."

His tentacles slowly squirmed, the long barbed tentacles seemed to be swallowing something, and suddenly a pearl the size of a thumb rolled out.

"I will bring some of these every time I go out. This should be very valuable."

Humanity's love for jewelry and accessories has not changed since ancient times.

Hua Ji's eyes lit up, he picked up the pearl and looked it over carefully: "Good thing! This pearl must be at least 300 years old!"

Jellyfish Avenue: "Every time I go home and go to sleep, I will grab a handful of sand and stuff it into the pearl shell next door. When I wake up, there will be many more pearls in his shell. I just take it out and replace it. currency."

Hua Ji: ...What a ferocious jellyfish.

"How many do you need?" The jellyfish asked with a good temper: "I brought a lot."

Hua Ji rolled his eyes: "That's good, I'll open a separate account for you, you give me all the pearls, and I will give these pearls to an old friend to process and make them into exquisite jewelry, so that they can be sold more Rich."

Mizuki looked at Hua Ji seriously, and then said slowly, "No need."

Hua Ji was taken aback: "Why?"

"My pearl, just give it to you, don't give it to others."

Hua Ji was a little embarrassed at once, he said dryly: "...this, just for me?"

"Grinding my pearls into powder is good for your health, why give it to others?"

Hua Ji's heart warmed up, and those messy thoughts disappeared immediately. He sat beside Jellyfish, and gently touched Mizuki's tentacles, which were slippery and felt great.

"Okay, I will keep this pearl well."

In a few days, the mobile phone Jellyfish ordered arrived, Yali 6Plus, absolutely easy to use.

Hua Ji saw that the days were still free, so he took the jellyfish to fly to the capital to take the exam of the Jinbao Club.

The jellyfish doesn't fly, Huaji can only buy a high-speed rail ticket, the jellyfish is still lying on Huaji's head, but he doesn't get dizzy on the high-speed rail.

On the way, Hua Ji went to get hot water in the carriage, and accidentally met a little demon while receiving the water.

The little demon was nibbling corn, and when he found Hua Ji looking at him, he was taken aback for a moment, then shivered and curled up into a ball.

Hua Ji was dumbfounded, what's the matter?

The flight attendant immediately called the front station and asked to call 120, but the little demon was unwilling to live or die, and Hua Ji was full of black lines. If he was pulled away by 120, the little demon would face a huge fine from the Shenbao Bureau.

Adhering to the beautiful quality of monsters helping each other when going out, Hua Ji stepped forward to negotiate with the flight attendant.

"I'm his friend. He's just having a nightmare. There's no need to call 120, really."

The little demon trembled even more.

In order to convince the flight attendants and police officers, Hua Ji even pulled Xiao Yao and put his arms around his shoulders as a gesture of affection: "Look, he's really fine, thank you for your concern."

The little demon almost cried out.

The marshal looked at the two of them suspiciously, and turned his head three times when he walked away. He always felt that Hua Ji was a liar, and he seriously told Xiao Yao: "Call us if you have something to do!"

The little demon looked at the marshal with tears in his eyes, as if seeing his own mother, wishing he could pounce on him.

Hua Ji was very helpless, he whispered: "If you are pulled away by 120, you will be in trouble!!"

The little demon also knew this, but he just couldn't help it! !

Mama Yamashita is so scary QAQ

At this moment, the mobile food truck came over.

The jellyfish opened its mouth wide: "Do you want to eat chicken?"

Hua Ji shook his head: "I don't eat chicken, I want black pepper beef fillet with rice."

The salesman just heard this sentence, and handed Hua Ji a box of rice bowls. Hua Ji paid for the meal, and it happened that the seat next to the little demon was empty, so he simply sat next to the little demon.

The jellyfish was very puzzled and said, "Then why are you following this little rooster?"

... little cock.

Hua Ji looked at Xiao Yao belatedly: "...brother, what's your surname?"

"Ji Hong..." The little rooster tugged on Hua Ji's sleeve with tears in his eyes: "Can you stop eating me?"

Hua Ji took a deep breath and said after a while, "Don't worry, I don't eat chicken, I've changed to bats recently."

The little rooster laughed through his tears immediately: "Da Hu is really a good man."

Hua Ji suddenly felt a little ashamed.