Jellyfish

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Yan Die couldn't straighten his back from laughing. He lay on the bar with tears in his eyes. The bartender looked at Yan Die speechlessly, and directly took back the cocktail book in front of Yan Die and replaced it with a glass of soda water. Yan Die accidentally choked herself to death.

Hua Ji gulped down the rest of the cocktail without changing his face, pushed the glass to the bartender, and changed a glass of soda: "Xiaoxiaoxiao, just know how to laugh, what do you need?"

The cold soda water flowed down his throat, like a basin of cold water pouring down his head, Yan Die finally regained some sanity.

He said: "That is to say, you fell in love with that senior Shui, but that senior Shui didn't think so, so you planned to seduce him, but unfortunately failed?"

Yan Die wanted to laugh again when he said this, oh my god, there are vixens who can't seduce people in this world, if this gets out, how many people will die laughing?The monks who died under Xiang Jiuniang's skirt back then would never let Hua Ji go as ghosts, it's too embarrassing for the fox, okay?

Hua Ji shrugged, it's embarrassing to fail in seduction, but it's not important, the important thing is how to succeed in seduction.

"Since you go out to a banquet and you can win back a little boy..." He looked Yan Die up and down: "As my manager, as a good friend who has been helping each other since the founding of the People's Republic of China, shouldn't you give me some money?" help?"

Yan Die sneered: "Don't tease me, I am indeed your manager, but I am not your nanny. We did know each other before the founding of the People's Republic of China, but at that time we were still in opposing camps!"

Hua Ji sighed: "Do you really want me to ask Xiang Jiuniang? She is going to S City."

Yan Die was startled: "What is that woman doing here?"

Xiang Jiuniang is a big killer, she will be unlucky wherever she goes, and she will be torn up wherever she goes. Yan Die used to get involved with Xiang Jiuniang because of a small matter, and she was almost killed. Not even a butterfly.

"If you don't help me, I can only find her." Hua Ji said solemnly: "She has the most experience..."

Yan Die's expression was as ugly as if he had swallowed a toad.

After a while, he said slowly: "Okay, tell me what happened between you and him carefully."

After Hua Ji left the house, he asked Yan Die Die to go clubbing. It is very common for two handsome guys to stay in the bar all night.

What the two of them were talking about couldn't be leaked casually. Before speaking, Hua Ji habitually cast a silent spell. There was no sound within the range of the spell. When he got close, he could only hear a vague and specious sound. It was because he was away from home. One of the best spells for talking things out.

Hua Ji used this method to deceive many people and monsters. For cultivators, what they see is not necessarily true, and what they hear is more likely to be false information. Unless you swear by the sky, don't believe the monsters This is the consensus of all cultivators, and it is the common sense of cultivators.

It's like two people chatting all night and they don't care if someone takes a photo, because they know it well, so what if it gets out?No one will care at all, and the monsters will not believe it when they see it.

That's why neither Hua Ji nor Yan Dieyi expected that this photo would end up in the hands of a certain boy.

Looking at the photo, Yang Can's handsome face was distorted. As the third generation of the Yang family, he can do whatever he wants. He entered the army camp and practiced, and also went abroad with his second uncle. Because of this, his character is stronger and more domineering than he showed.

Yang Can has met many women since he was a child, and there are also many men who lie on his bed. He never cared about these Yingying and Yanyan, but Yan Die was the first person he wanted but couldn't let go of. .

Yanbuyu, yes, Yandie is famous for Yanbuyu, Yanbuyu is just the manager of an entertainment company, if Yang Can wants to do something, it should be very simple, but!

No use, no matter what means, money?No words, no money, career?I don't care if I say nothing, stress?Boss Wu is such a fucking tortoise, he has nowhere to talk!Block people every time?Yang Can has already been scolded n times by Yan Die with all kinds of elegant words!

This was the first setback Yang Can encountered in his life.

This kind of setback is even more serious than the failure of the mission in the army, as if he made an aggressive shot with the determination to win, but the target was calm, turned around and left without even looking at him.

Yang Can was very angry, he stared at Hua Ji in the photo, and started to make a phone call viciously.

Hua Ji and Yan Die talked all night.

After Yan Diehe listened to the stories Hua Ji and Shui Mu had to tell, he began to summarize.

"That is to say, the relationship between you was originally hired and hired, and then slowly became friendly friends. In the end, Senior Shui saved your life and wanted you to be his servant, and you agreed. Right?"

After hearing this, Hua Ji always felt something was wrong, but Yan Die was right, so he nodded: "Almost."

"During this period, Senior Shui cared for you very much, and sometimes he would eat some tofu, but you were frightened by him at first, and then you felt that you were overthinking, right?"

Hua Ji recalled the massage yesterday, his face was dark, it's like this... isn't it?

Are you really overthinking yourself?But he always felt that Shui Mu was really teasing him!

Yan Die patted his thigh: "He's just teasing you!"

right!Hua Ji nodded repeatedly.

"But he's playing hooligans unconsciously, so you can only continue." Yan Die said with a smile: "We little monsters can't understand the thinking of Senior Shui, but simply think of ordinary sea creatures, well, fish. think……"

Hua Ji pondered: "A fish's thinking? I'm sorry, I don't think a fish would think a fox is good, after all, fish is also among the best in our recipes."

Yan Die rolled his eyes, and he said: "What about the fish that has lived for billions of years? First of all, I want to ask you one thing, monsters and monsters, in the final analysis, are all kinds of spiritual creatures born with nature. We were all animals before, right?"

Hua Ji nodded silently.

"Mating is the instinct of every creature, and even some species live and die just to mate, right?"

Hua Ji still nodded silently.

"So if two foxes see each other, or even different species, a fox and a lynx see each other, even if it's not for mating but for venting, would you guys do it together?"

Hua Ji pursed his lips, they are wild beasts, removing the so-called moral norms and animal instincts, of course they do it if they are right!

Only those who are idle can fall in love. For a fox with a life span of only ten years, it needs to grow up in the first three years and grow old in the next three years. The time it can really mate and reproduce is only a short period of five or six years. The first estrus period is two months, and the breastfeeding period is once a year. Calculated carefully, this is so short! !

What's more, very few foxes can live to the end of their lives, and they don't even live to be twelve or thirteen years old. If they can meet one that looks right in such a short and limited time, of course they will be executed immediately on the spot!

Hua Ji sighed: "I seem to understand what you mean."

"Where is Senior Water? His body is a jellyfish. I checked before. Ordinary jellyfish have no brains. They only have neurons. Well, jellyfish monsters that have lived for billions of years may have evolved brains. It's just...you should Understand, jellyfish are not vertebrates or mammals, do they have an estrus period? Don’t jellyfish mature and automatically spray miqing seeds to female jellyfish, and then throw the fertilized eggs into the ocean? "

Yan Die said leisurely: "What is emotion? Every monster has to learn emotion when going down the mountain, but modern research shows that emotion, especially love, is a hormone secreted by the brain. Senior Shui, who left one or two separate brains to control his own behavior, does he have any feelings?"

After hearing this, Hua Ji was speechless.

"There is no estrus period, and there is no so-called concept of love. For such a senior water, do you expect him to understand you and be your partner?"

Yan Die wanted to laugh again: "Are you stupid?"

Hua Jichang sighed, yes, I am so stupid to let Yan Die make such an analysis.

"So it's quite stupid to talk about feelings with Senior Shui." Yan Die said: "If you really want him to fall in love with you, there is the easiest way."

Hua Ji looked at Yan Die.

He said, "Do it."

Hua Ji: "Huh?"

"I mean, you don't need to pester so much, just do it directly. We are animals and not humans, so why is it so troublesome?" Yan Die considered his tone, with a cautious expression: "I'm serious, Senior Shui has no estrus period, and never If you have the concept of feelings, then it’s up to you to teach him. If you don’t really sink into love, how can you survive this calamity? You want to pay equally, but you forget that in the game of love, you never There's no real winner."

"Man, be more confident." Yan Die smiled and said, "You're a vixen."

"...Ah." Hua Ji smiled slowly.