Jellyfish

"Failed?!" On the other end of the phone, a young man roared, "I paid for it!"

Aradku said dissatisfied: "I haven't got the money yet!"

The young man sneered: "You didn't succeed again. If you don't have the ability, I will replace you! If that kid hadn't gone abroad, would I need to place an order through the alliance?"

Aradku was furious. The Huaguo people are really cunning, and the target of the mission is not an ordinary person. It is an orc. It would be a loss if it was charged according to human beings, but the employer still despises him. That's embarrassing, the uncle quit!

"Then you can find someone else!"

Aradku hung up the phone directly, tapped on his hand for a while, entered a dynamic web page, entered the password and entered the alliance website, quickly found the order he had accepted, clicked the abandon button, and marked a bad review for the employer by the way .

After Aradku let out a bad breath, he recalled the magical creature he saw that night, so he posted a post on the forum.

Tree Hole: I encountered a milky white translucent circular membrane during the mission, which also has its own light, is sticky, highly toxic, and five stories high. May I ask what the hell is this?

Someone answered him soon.

【Where did you meet? 】

Aradku immediately said.

[At the beach, at night. 】

The man replied to him.

【Oh, then you're delusional. 】

Aradku nearly smashed the keyboard.

Soon someone replied to him.

[Or a transparent octopus with tentacles? 】

Aradku said happily.

[Yes, there are many tentacles. 】

[That's an octopus, a mutated transparent octopus. 】

Aradku thought about it, mutant octopus?Do octopuses suck blood?Then he lied to himself again, it was a mutation, so he sucked blood.

This is a new blood-sucking species...

Aradku was thinking, if he reported to the Council of Elders, how much would the Council give him?

Hua Ji canceled his vacation in Hawaii the next day and flew back home.

It's not safe abroad, but it's better at home!

Let a jellyfish living in the sea fly, a little cruel.

So the jellyfish went to sleep directly.

As soon as he returned to China, the boss of the company called and said he wanted to meet him.

The three major companies in the domestic entertainment industry stand side by side. Huaji belongs to Wangu Entertainment Company, and the boss of the company is an old tortoise that has lived for 500 years.

Countless people who negotiated business with the old tortoise wanted to strangle him to death, because this guy was always slow and shrewd!

However, for the stars under Wangu Entertainment Company, the smarter the boss of the company, the better.

Boss Wu looked very old. He had gray hair and was wearing reading glasses. He was sitting tremblingly on the boss chair, but he was playing games faster than young people.

When Hua Ji came in, he didn't even raise his eyes, and shot the opponent's nanny with a single shot, and won another victory in the arena.

He said in the team chat: "There is something urgent, let's leave for a while."

Then Boss Wu pushed away the notebook, looked at Hua Ji and said, "I heard that you brought back a senior?"

Hua Ji nodded, proudly raised his chest: "Is my robe beautiful?"

Boss Wu glanced at the robe on Hua Ji's body: "Old Bee's new work, but I saw that he provided this suit to the Taoist sect. If you want to die, go out wearing it."

Hua Ji got stuck, and pointed to the robe on his body: "Boss, take a closer look?"

Boss Wu raised his white eyebrows, squinted his eyes and looked carefully for a long time, and suddenly his face was disbelieving: "Is this the senior?"

Hua Ji was extremely proud: "That's right, this is the first generation of starfish, big jellyfish!"

Boss Wu said meaningfully: "Are you sure this senior will stay by your side for the time being?"

Hua Ji looked up proudly: "Of course!"

Boss Wu tentatively said, "Then I have a word with senior?"

Hua Ji paused immediately: "He's still resting. It's said that as long as I don't get too excited or encounter danger, he won't wake up."

The jellyfish is still airsick.

Boss Wu said: "That's good. I was still hesitating. Since you have a new bodyguard, the script is yours."

Hua Ji's eyes lit up, and he took it happily: "What book? Whose book? Is it safe?"

The last one is especially important.

"It's a large-scale costume TV series planned by Chuangshi Media. There are 44 episodes in total. There is a charming pervert in it. I think it's quite suitable for you."

Hua Ji: "..."

Boss Wu said nonchalantly: "This film is to praise a young girl who has just come out to travel in the Taoist sect, so the producer of the film is a monk sent by the Taoist sect. You are also familiar with it, that is Li Shunhua."

"WTF! He's the one who bought me trouble!!" Hua Ji said angrily, "If I hadn't met a jellyfish, I would have become a fox scarf!!"

Boss Wu said calmly: "Look at the role setting, you and Yan Die will go to the audition tomorrow."

Hua Ji didn't want to go.

But when he saw the director's name, he became dumb again.

This is Director Yu. He has always been famous for making period dramas. His period TV dramas break away from low-level tastes. When love and hatred are mixed, he will try his best to popularize some ancient common sense to the audience. It is considered to be the least buggy in costume dramas. The most popular director with the highest popularity among all age groups.

Hua Ji muttered: "If there are not many roles, I won't act."

"Well, there are quite a lot of them. They are the male lead three...confidants, that is, the crap sticks that beat the male lead three and the female lead." Boss Wu smiled and said, "I forgot to mention that Li Shunhua is the second male lead."

Hua Ji was stunned.

"He didn't get the number one male himself?"

"The number one male is Director Yu's queen male lead, and he is specially asked to take care of the little girls. Naturally, he can't use Li Shunhua's half-bad guy." Boss Wu told Hua Ji: "Although your character is a bit perverted, you are very pleasing, and you play well. In order to let you go further, use snacks, you know?"

Hua Ji nodded, Boss Wu is an old tortoise, he has the magical powers of foresight, he is right.

He went back with the script and prepared well.

The next day, he went to the audition in good spirits.

There were quite a lot of people auditioning, but Boss Wu had already made arrangements. After Yan Die said a few words to the staff, Hua Ji entered through the back door.

He waited in the corridor for a while, and found that there were quite a lot of actors who came to interview. He saw many familiar third-rate starlets, and of course he was one of them.

After a while, the staff notified him to go in for an interview.

Hua Ji tidied up his clothes. Today he wore a suit with narrow waist and wide shoulders, but the cuffs were slightly looser. The hem of the suit was also longer than normal suits. His hair was fixed with hairspray and slightly curved. The feeling of being rolled up, the makeup on the eyebrows and eyes is extremely light, and there is a certain romance between the lowered eyebrows and the lowered eyes.

Push the door and go in, and the person sitting directly in front of him is Director Yu. Director Yu is over 40 years old this year, wearing a gray gown, looking a little irritable, sitting next to him is a little girl in a white dress, the little girl is very energetic Hua Ji knew at a glance that this little girl was a girl who had just come out of Taoism, the heroine of this play.

Sitting on the other side of the little girl was the annoying Li Shunhua, who leaned on the back of the chair and looked at him with a half-smile.

There are also screenwriters and producers sitting next to them, but those people are not important anymore.

Hua Ji secretly clenched his fist and settled the director and Li Shunhua, the role is his!

As soon as Hua Ji stood still, the little girl's eyes widened and she blurted out: "Fox!"

Hua Ji smiled: "Hello everyone, I am Hua Ji from Everlasting Entertainment, and I am here to apply for the vixen. That's wrong, it's the role of Fenghuixue!"

Director Yu twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled.

"Do you know the setting of Fenghuixue?"

Hua Ji nodded: "Yes, vixen."

Director Yu added: "It's just a vixen who didn't succeed in beating a mandarin duck with a stick, and was finally given to the hostess by the owner's skin as a scarf."

The little girl in the white skirt next to her smiled again.

Hua Ji was slightly heartbroken.

Li Shunhua said leisurely: "What? Is it difficult?"

Hua Ji sneered: "I think I can try it."

Director Yu handed Hua Ji a piece of paper: "This is an excerpt."

The content of the selection is very simple, it is a segment where Feng Huixue euphemistically speaks ill of the heroine, but is ignored or even questioned by the male number three.

When Li Shunhua was asked to test Hua Ji, Li Shunhua pretended to be the male No. [-]. He was wearing a Chinese tunic suit today, looking handsome.

He stood with his hands behind his back, and suddenly turned around, furious: "What did you say?!"

Hua Ji immediately entered the scene, his figure was crooked, like a weak willow supporting the wind, and his aura softened by three points.

Director Yu's eyes lit up when he saw this scene, and he sat up straight.

Hua Ji turned his face slightly, his pale complexion combined with his thin cheeks outlined a beautiful but haggard silhouette, he lowered his head, his long eyelashes fluttered like cicada wings, and his lips instantly turned pale. green.

His voice was broken like drizzle: "Master...don't you believe me?"

The word "Master" has a hint of charm, and the ending is still spinning, which makes people's whole body involuntarily crisp up after hearing it.

The little girl in the white skirt gasped, and muttered to herself, she deserves to be a vixen.

Hua Ji blinked and tried to cry.

He thought of the chicken legs that he managed to steal when he was a child but was taken away by a certain wolf, and he suddenly felt sad.

Xu Shi was overwhelmed with grief and anger, and the jellyfish on his head was awakened immediately. He yawned lazily, and met Li Shunhua's horrified eyes.

"Did he make you cry?" The jellyfish was very happy: "Then I will eat him!"

The chicken leg in the head turned into a jellyfish.

Hua Ji: NO! ! ! ! !