Jellyfish

The jellyfish struggled for several days, and finally decided to choose East China Normal University based on the recommendation of the smoker from the Shenbao Club. Ji Hong, who was next to him, tugged on the jellyfish's sleeve desperately to apply to the same school.

The jellyfish said firmly, "I want to learn computer applications."

Ji Hongdao: "It doesn't matter whether it's China Normal University or Donghua University. If you really want to learn computer applications, you can apply for a second major. Please accompany me and share a room!"

He looked at the jellyfish with twinkling eyes: "We are both monsters. If we apply for the same school, then the Jinbao Club will be able to operate and let us both live in the same dormitory, which will be very convenient for you and me." .”

Turning into a prototype or something, don't be too beautiful!

The jellyfish said flatly: "However, the dormitory is a room for four or eight people, so the two of us alone are useless."

Ji Hong got stuck, hugged the jellyfish's big leg and cried loudly: "I beg you, big jellyfish, please help me, I am so scared to live as a reed chicken among humans! The powerful existence will eat me in a stew pot!"

The moment Ji Hong hugged the big jellyfish's legs, the big jellyfish's lower body turned into a sparse stream of water. Ji Hong failed in the hug and fell under the big jellyfish's body. The big jellyfish floated to the side like a ghost. The beach water becomes the body again.

The jellyfish curled its lips: "Even if it is a school, we are not in the same department, okay? I remember that there is a university town in S City, and the Donghua you reported has a new and old campus. Your art school is in the old campus. Let me go." Ordinary admissions go to the new campus.”

Ji Hong was dumbfounded: "Ah, is there any more to say?"

The jellyfish doesn’t want to talk to this stupid chicken anymore. Although the little fox is also stupid, he is cute and witty. The chicken in front of him is so stupid that he just wants to be stewed ==

The jellyfish unswervingly wrote down East China Normal University on his application, marked the school code, and submitted it to Brother Cigarette. Ji Hong was crying under him, as sad as if his own father had died.

"Although East China Normal University is not a strong school in computer science, it is also 985 and 211 anyway, and I looked at the school map. I chose the School of Information Technology in Minhang Campus, and Donghua's Art Campus is in Yan'an Road... so you give up .”

The most satisfying thing for jellyfish is that there is a river in the Minhang campus of East China Normal University, which is next to the student apartment!

If the little fox goes out to act in the future, he can throw the courier into the river, which is convenient and safe~ Abandoning the crying little rooster, the jellyfish returned to S City happily. He ran back to Hua Ji along the underground river, just in time to see Hua Ji Ji is acting.

In view of the various unscientific aspects of the crew, on the one hand, Director Yu pretended not to see it, and on the other hand, he wisely ranked all the martial arts dramas at the front, striving to pass them all at once. Alien face up.

When the jellyfish came back, the crew had already fast forwarded to the rival scene between Hua Ji and the leader of the Demon Cult.

At this moment, the leader of the Demon Cult is madly infatuated with the heroine, and Feng Huixue desperately saves the leader's IQ, but the leader turns a blind eye to Feng Huixue's advice, and even thinks that Feng Huixue is in love with the heroine and is robbing him, so To punish Fenghuixue ==

... I don't know what the old actor who plays the role of the leader thinks, anyway, Hua Ji's face is distorted into a ghost when he sees this part.

The old actor playing the role of the leader of the Devil's Cult is surnamed Du, let's call him Du Ge.

Du Ge changed into a costume. He was wearing a black robe embroidered with dragon patterns, his hair was loose, and his shoulders were dotted with pure white fur collars. The front of his clothes was wrapped with gold thread, and his waist was tied tightly with a silver-gray palm-width belt. Du Ge has already been running for four years, but his figure is thin and firm, and his belt is particularly tasteful. He has sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and the corners of his eyes are specially painted with eye shadow. The purple eye shadow is blurred, which makes him extra seductive and wild.

The leader of the Demon Cult is good at using palms. At this moment, the scene is an ancient rhyme inner room. Du Ge is standing in front of the chief seat, his back is facing Feng Huixue, and Feng Huixue is half kneeling behind him, admonishing him in a low voice.

Director Yu waved his hand: Action!

Feng Huixue said: "Master! That woman has a problem, she must have lied."

Leader: "Oh? Still saying that? She said that the holy sword ruins are in Longxi. You told me a few days ago that no matter whether it is the Zhengdao Alliance or other major sects, they sent people to Meishan in Longxi. Now you tell me that the former The information these days is false?"

Feng Huixue: "Master, the information is not fake, but that woman really doesn't know anything. She was lying before. The subordinates have investigated carefully these days and found that Su Jinghua (the male lead) didn't tell Ye Qingqing ( Heroine) the truth, he is also lying to him."

The leader turned around abruptly, and he looked at Feng Huixue fixedly: "Oh? Really?"

Feng Huixue hurriedly said: "This subordinate will never dare to lie to the leader!!"

At this moment, the screen behind the leader was knocked over suddenly, and the heroine Ye Qingqing, who was supposed to be imprisoned in the dungeon, suddenly rushed out. She was wearing a blue dress, like an elf in the forest, natural and pure, and her face was panicked at this moment. Unbelievable, the voice broke and withered: "No, it's impossible! You lied to me!"

There was a smug smile on the lips of the leader of the Demon Cult, and then the smile disappeared. He turned to comfort the heroine Ye Qingqing: "Qingqing, righteous people are always hypocritical and treacherous. Don't be sad, I..."

As soon as the words fell, Feng Huixue also said in disbelief: "Master! Why is this woman here?"

The leader of the Demon Cult said dissatisfiedly: "Presumptuous! What do I want to do, do I still need you to say it?"

Feng Huixue was very excited: "Master! This witch is lying to you! She killed many brothers in the sect, how can you..."

The leader of the Demon Cult was angry: "Get out!"

He raised his hand and overturned the table in front of him. There were still pens, ink, paper and inkstone on the table. These things flew out. Hua Ji deliberately found an angle and deliberately let the inkstone hit his forehead, and the black ink flowed down the corner of his eyes. Slowly falling, dripping on his pure white robe, like tears.

He didn't care about the ink on his body at all, but took two steps forward on his knees: "Master, think twice."

Ye Qingqing seemed to be frightened, she took a step back subconsciously, hid behind the screen, and said weakly: "Well, don't fight, you have something to say."

The leader of the Demon Cult looked at Ye Qingqing infatuatedly: "Qingqing, you are so kind..."

Feng Huixue looked at Ye Qingqing bitterly, and suddenly raised his whip, hitting the female lead with a whip in his hand. He shouted sharply: "You witch! I'm going to kill you!"

The demon leader was furious: "Enough! Qingqing is defending you, and you actually want to kill him!"

Immediately the leader raised his hand and patted Feng Huixue.

Of course, the master's palm didn't have the slightest power, but Hua Ji's whip was full of demon power, Ye Qingqing's complexion changed drastically and he accidentally broke the screen in front of him, an iron bridge fell backwards, and the invisible demon force rubbed against He Bai Concubine's belt and chest were thrown out, directly smashing the bookcase behind He Bai Concubine into pieces.

And here, Hua Ji flew out backwards in response to the palm wind of the leader of the Demon Cult, opened his mouth and spit out tomato juice all over the floor.

"Master?" He looked dazed and dull: "You actually... for that woman..."

"Presumptuous!! Come here! The following Feng Huixue is trying to offend me, and I will press Feng Huixue into the dungeon to think about my mistakes!!"

As soon as the words fell, guards A and B who had been prepared for a long time rushed in to take Feng Huixue away, Feng Huixue struggled hard, and he roared: "Master!! That demon girl was obviously weak, but she still managed to escape me The attack shows that she has not lost her internal strength at all! She has ulterior motives!!"

The corner of Miss He Baijin's mouth twitched slightly, ah, according to the script, she did lose her internal strength, but she had to avoid the situation just now, otherwise she would have to lie on the bed and drink soup!

Thinking of this, the little girl looked at Feng Huixue with malicious intentions, and suddenly stepped forward and grabbed the sleeve of the leader of the Demon Cult, sobbing and saying: "Brother Mo, don't do this, this brother is just worried about you."

Then she looked at Hua Ji softly with the affectionate eyes she had practiced for two months.

Hua Ji's whole body trembled.

The leader of the Demon Cult stared blankly at Ye Qingqing's eyes, followed Ye Qingqing's eyes to look at Feng Huixue, and the moment he noticed that the two were looking at each other, the leader of the Demon Cult's expression distorted like a ghost.

Director Yu watched this scene from behind the camera, and was very satisfied with the change in Du Ge's eyes.

The last shot ends.

The leader of the Demon Cult slapped Feng Huixue viciously, this palm directly knocked Feng Huixue unconscious, Feng Huixue vomited blood profusely, and his body fell to the ground like a rag doll.

By the way, in order to show the profound strength of the leader, as well as his suspicion and jealousy towards Feng Huixue, the martial arts instructor asked the leader of the Demon Cult to slap Feng Huixue's upper body with a palm ==

Therefore, when Hua Ji pretended to be dizzy, he had to secretly run the clothes on Yaoli Cracking's body.

The loyal and dismal Feng Huixue collapsed in a pool of blood and passed out. He was roughly dragged down by two guards. His blood left long traces and disappeared outside the door.

When the jellyfish came back, it was seeing this scene.

He was stunned.