Jellyfish

Today’s weather is clear and breezy, and the wind is breezy. To be honest, it’s very suitable for shooting this kind of beach advertisement. Even because the sun is so good, the surrounding area has been cleared early. There is no one on the nearby beach, and the sea water looks much quieter and clearer. The sun shines directly into the bottom of the sea, and the sea is actually a bit cleaner than before.

There is a small wind blowing slightly, and seabirds quacking overhead, gliding from time to time, adding a bit of agility and vitality to the photography.

On the beach, the director was wearing a big-brimmed hat. He squatted halfway in the sea, holding a cucumber covered with underwear in one hand, and holding the fish tank in the other. He slowly sank the fish tank into the water, and soon the tentacles of the little jellyfish followed the current Floating out of the fish tank, the director yelled in a low voice while shaking the cucumber in his underwear: "Quick! See this? Hurry up and hang on to this! Hurry up! Hurry up!!"

Hua Ji could hardly bear to look directly at such a stupid director. He deliberately told the director that the little jellyfish could definitely achieve the shooting effect. Give it a try!

He watched the little jellyfish float out of the fish tank, watched the little jellyfish rush towards the swaying cucumber in underwear, watched the long barbed tentacles swish like lightning, and wiped Cucumber in underwear goes through the director's arm and hits Huanglong somewhere in the jeans! !

Director: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Hua Ji: "..."

Hua Ji rested his forehead with his hand, the jellyfish was so big and ruthless, he didn't care about cucumbers in his underwear, and he directly entangled the director's baby brother and pulled it hard... It was really miserable.

Big Jellyfish: Let him despise me!

The director threw out the cucumber in his underwear almost subconsciously, let go of the fish tank, and jumped up flat in a squatting position, and even jumped out of the water, pounced on the beach like a frog ==

Everyone was intimidated by the director's magical skills, and the producer bowed his head in disbelief and said to the assistant: "Good work! This is the real person who doesn't show his face!!"

His assistant nodded repeatedly, even took out a small notebook from his pocket, and deliberately drew two horizontal lines on the director's name ==

The director fell back to the beach in the posture of a ninja god frog. Everyone was startled at first, and the one who reacted the fastest was the director's assistant. Stay away! Stay away!! Don't irritate the jellyfish!!"

Only then did the assistant realize that the director's posture is very beautiful, his legs are spread wide, and the exposed area... Well, that seemingly petite jellyfish is tightly wrapped around the director's baby, this, this...

The assistant said wittily, "I'll call 120!"

The manufacturer said casually: "My baby beat 120 to see a doctor, and you need to call the police to fight wild animals! 110!"

The manufacturer assistant made up the knife by the way: "You can also call 119!"

Hua Ji couldn't stand it anymore, he strode forward, pushed away the anxious director's assistant with one hand, and knocked the director to the ground with the other hand!

Everyone around said: Wow——! !

The director fell to the ground on his back, Hua Ji stepped forward and sat down on the director's chest, and directly reached out to touch the little jellyfish, and when he was about to touch the little jellyfish that was wrapping a baby brother, the little jellyfish suddenly stretched out a tentacle and slapped it He patted the back of Hua Ji's hand.

People around exclaimed: Wow!Brother Hua was stung by a jellyfish?Really want to call 120! !

Hua Ji didn't change his face, he said like coaxing a child: "Hey, come down, do you like staying on other people's dick so much?"

The director almost collapsed, how could this be useful?He coaxed the jellyfish like this just now, what happened?Then he was attacked! !

Unexpectedly, as soon as Hua Ji's voice fell, the jellyfish let go, and it slid onto Hua Ji's arm like a snake. Hua Ji stood up, but the director didn't realize it for a while, and he twisted on the beach on his back , Eh, the sense of restraint that made him feel indescribable is gone?

The manufacturer paced and stood beside the director, and said with a smile, "What? Do you really want to have a hot blowjob?"

The director turned over immediately with a shiver all over his body. He looked down at his jeans, which were actually shredded by the long tentacles of the jellyfish ==

What the hell is a jellyfish?It's stronger than a steel whip! !

He looked at the jellyfish in Hua Ji's hand with a complex expression, Hua Ji coughed and asked, "Do you want to try again?"

The director gritted his teeth and said, "Of course I have to try."

But this time he instructed Hua Ji to experiment, Hua Ji put a dark face, holding a cucumber in his underwear in front of the jellyfish, and said angrily: "You have to be gentle..."

Before the words finished, a black shadow flashed in front of the jellyfish's eyes, and with a swipe, the underwear and the cucumber were torn in half.

Hua Ji: "..."

Only now did everyone see the milky white long tentacles waving in mid-air.

Everyone was silent.

After a while, the director said slowly, "Let's use crabs."

The director had a good idea, but for some reason, no matter what aquatic creatures he brought over, such as crabs, sea cockroaches, shells, or sea urchins, as long as these creatures approached the nearby sea area, they would scatter and run away in terror.

The director was puzzled: "How do these crabs run so fast? When did sea urchins grow legs?"

Followed by the owner of the sea fish shop who brought the sea creatures over, "General creatures don't behave like this, unless there are things that scare these little guys around here. For example, when sharks come, there will be no fish swimming in the nearby waters."

The director was stunned, something that made these creatures feel frightened...

He subconsciously looked at the jellyfish in Hua Ji's hand, then shook his head again, no, jellyfish is just a kind of low-level creature, it doesn't even have a brain, and some people even say that jellyfish can't even distinguish colors, only Knowing how to float and float in the water, how can it be possible to deter the surroundings and prevent other creatures from existing?

In order to verify his point of view, the director asked the owner of the sea fish shop to send a big turtle over.

Turtles eat jellyfish, so it shouldn't be a problem, right?

Hua Ji saw that this was not the solution, he said: "Don't call the director a sea turtle, let's try again."

The director stared deeply at Hua Ji, and said in a low voice: "Hua Zai, aren't you afraid that this thing will ... click off yours?"

The corner of Hua Ji's mouth twitched: "Don't worry, I'm hard!!"

The director took a deep breath, and he patted Hua Ji's shoulder with admiration: "Hua Zai, what a man!!"

He also didn't want to procrastinate, and he would have to pay an extra day's wages for a day's delay!

Action!

Sunshine, sand, sea, coconut trees and... countless people swimming and frolicking in the sea.

At this moment, a big wave came, and a small transparent jellyfish seemed to be ignorant and fell into the sea with the wave. It floated and floated, and its long tentacles were scattered in the sea, and came among the crowd.

The sea water near the beach became turbid due to people running and swimming. Amid the joy, the transparent little jellyfish stretched out its ferocious black hands.

First!

Extra performer A let out a scream.

the second!

Extra performer B screamed again.

The third!

Extra performer C staggers and falls into the water.

The crowd on the beach panicked, and they ran back to the shore one after another. Only a handsome black-haired guy was still swimming in the sea, with white streaks in the waves, and his muscles were extremely beautiful.

Someone yelled at the beach: "There is something in the sea, come back!"

This handsome black-haired guy jumped out of the sea directly, splashing water everywhere. He stepped on the beach, stretched out his hand and pulled his swimming trunks, showing off the logo on the swimming trunks. There was a jellyfish hanging outside the swimming trunks , shaking, the jellyfish was shaken on the beach by it.

The handsome black-haired guy raised his head, wiped his hair, and showed a sultry and hot smile. Those contemptuous eyes almost instantly killed all the men on the beach.

"I have ##underpants, invulnerable!"

The group performer ABC immediately came to the camera and made a wow expression at the same time, so the filming of the commercial was over.

As soon as the director called out, Hua Ji immediately bent down to pick up the jellyfish and put it in the shallow water, for fear that he would become dehydrated.

Here, the director watched the film once, nodded in satisfaction, and said to the extras: "You guys did a good job this time!" He pointed to the screaming scene on the screen: "Look, what do you do with this expression?" The expression is extremely accurate, and the emotion in the eyes is very rich!"

The group performers wanted to cry but had no tears: "Who the hell is acting! It really hurts!!"

The director subconsciously tightened his legs, and skipped the topic in embarrassment: "Okay, the jellyfish scene is over, come and make up a few more shots and it will be over!"

After a day of filming, Hua Ji left with the fish tank in his arms.

In the fish tank, the undulating jellyfish asked abruptly, "Is there anything else going on?"

Hua Ji was stunned: "Not for the time being, by the way, I found someone to make a movie about the memory crystal ball you gave me last time, I want more people to see the birth of this planet..."

He looked at the little jellyfish in the fish tank: "Master, do you agree to release it?"

The jellyfish raised the small umbrella cover, maybe it was an illusion, Hua Ji always felt that the jellyfish was staring at him deeply.

After a while, the Jellyfish Master said: "Let's show it to the public. It took billions of years for the growth of Blue Star, but it only takes a short century for its destruction."

Hua Ji was stunned.

The jellyfish is very unwilling to talk about this issue, he said: "I will take the college entrance examination the day after tomorrow, and I will temporarily withdraw the consciousness of this little jellyfish."

Hua Ji said: "Well, sir, you should work hard for the exam."

the day after tomorrow?It seems that the little girl He Baimei is still playing with the old lady Baimei?

oh!Happy to hear!Book a ticket soon!Go to give the jellyfish a test!