Dai Mao is a business turtle. Although the animal household registration office clearly stipulated that his behavior of providing fake household registration for others is an illegal act as early as 2000. Once caught, he will be sentenced to more than five years in prison. However, Dai Mao still relied on his strong psychological quality of not being afraid of death if he wanted to make money, and finally established his own leather bag company while successfully starting a business in the coastal generation.
As of the beginning of this year, his company has been in operation for ten years, which is also a milestone for the development of a company.After so many years, Dai Mao successfully pasted a small advertisement of his home on every turtle shell, shell and conch shell in the N Sea.Although his unqualified behavior is also called marine psoriasis by many marine creatures, Dai Mao still didn't waste a single bit of corner, he just left a sum of advertising fees, and spread his reputation as a fake household registration out.
Because an industry like his is destined to be cracked down by the government, it is naturally not easy to start a business at the beginning.The animal household registration office has a strict system for the issuance of household registration certificates and professional certificates. It may take a lot of time from application to implementation. You did it, and until the official found out, his fake household registration was done seamlessly, and even many animals of the same race couldn't tell them apart.
Usually, his business scope is quite extensive. He not only provides certificates for professional skills for animals, but also handles some fake breed registrations.Except for humans who can no longer complete naturalization, he can help any animal to apply for a fake household registration and become another animal in the eyes of others, and just today after lunch, no one in his days during the day The old turtle cave that I touched suddenly came to a person. When Dai Mao took a closer look, he found that this was a rare, uncommon hybrid animal that had overcome reproductive isolation and would be classified as a national special-level protected animal.
"Yo, hello, hello! The sea welcomes you, what's the matter? Are you traveling in N sea? Do you need to apply for a temporary marine household registration? This is not cheap. Have you thought about what to do? We have single-celled animals that are cheap. , paramecium sponge is fine, a little more expensive, you can choose a starfish jellyfish or something like that, the disadvantage is that you can’t talk, and maybe your thinking is relatively simple. If you want to go to the open sea, you can only choose some ordinary ones. You can also consider this kind of package. Now you can also get two bottles of salt soda. Of course, the most expensive ones are our marine mammals, which are more suitable for your own species. Don’t worry about changing the temperature or changing the circulatory system rashly…”
Greeting the hybrid creature in front of him enthusiastically, Dai Mao brought out the good eloquence of a business turtle to the extreme, but Shen Cangzhu, who looked like a fisherman with a big straw hat in front of him, just ignored him.Dai Mao silently thought that it might be his Hu Jianpong that the other party didn't understand, but at this moment, Shen Cangzhu, who was squatting on the rock, suddenly stood on the rock and spoke to him in a low voice.
"Why don't you look like Chen Haiyang, isn't he your cousin?"
As soon as he said this, Dai Mao was stunned. He hadn't heard the familiar name Chen Haiyang for so many years. He really couldn't make up his mind for a while, guessing that Shen Cangzhu should be a friend of his big cousin who married a human. Dai Mao gave an annoyed pooh before replying,
"Who is the grandson of the turtle? I don't know him, I don't know him. Back then, I lost our identity as an old turtle because of a woman. I can't afford such a cousin..."
Saying so, Dai Mao is not so cold in his heart.After all, he is his own cousin, no matter how angry he is, he still has true feelings. Besides, life in the ocean is becoming more and more difficult now, maybe in a few years he will have to abandon this tortoiseshell species and go to the inland for peace Shen Cangzhu in front of him seemed to have seen this, and directly gave him the seafood that Chen Haiyang entrusted him to bring to Dai Mao before, and then explained his intention for coming.
"I'm here on a business trip this time. I think you know about the conflicts among marine fish here. I want to get a fake household registration for marine life. You can do it for me. It was Lao Chen who recommended me to come here." ,I trust you."
He simply told the ins and outs, and Shen Cangzhu didn't hide that he was a public official, but he was more concerned about some issues in the sea area here, and after hearing what he said, it was rare for Dai Mao, who seemed a little complicated, to look up Glancing at him, he thought for a while before continuing,
"Director Shen, you care too much about our grassroots people. For many years, no one has taken care of our mess here. If you can really solve it, I will be the first to thank you for everyone..."
These words were quite sincere, and Dai Mao could tell that Shen Cangzhu was an honest person, so he didn't use his tricks of fooling other clients on him.
In the past few years, their sea area has not been peaceful, and everyone is panicked because of the conflicts between those sea fish, and it is strange that they feel uncomfortable.Now that the headquarters of the Animal Household Registration Office is willing to take care of it, they are naturally welcomed by 1 to [-]. However, there were not ten public officials like this before, and there were eight, and each of them came to take a few seafood meals. Slap your ass and leave.In the end, the problem of ocean pollution has not been resolved, and the problem of sea fish conflicts still exists. Those Japanese boats that catch sharks and replenish whales sail to the open sea at every turn, and every once in a while an innocent dolphin will be killed by a human fisherman. metal fishing net.
Thinking of this, Dai Mao couldn't help but move his body.It is a blessing that his old life can be delayed until now.Now this coastal area can’t be moved, it’s just some tortoiseshell souvenirs. Once caught, he will be scalded to death. He is hiding in Tibet and doing a small business. He just hopes that one day the ocean he lives in will be peaceful and beautiful. Seeing his complex mood, Shen Cangzhu didn't say any fancy promises, and only waited for Dai Mao to remember some of his requests before saying thank you.
Considering various factors, Dai Mao finally recommended a somewhat special fish to Shen Cangzhu, and Shen Cangzhu was of course not too picky, just nodded and handed everything over to Dai Mao.
After discussing with Dai Mao that he would come to get the fake certificate tomorrow morning, he left directly from the beach and went back to the hotel where he was temporarily staying.When he went upstairs and opened the door, he saw the iron barrel overturned on the ground and the dying strange fish. Upon seeing this, Shen Cangzhu's expression darkened, and he hurried forward to suffocate the fish to death. The strange fish was thrown into the basin in the bathroom, and after seeing the empty vat, Shen Cangzhu walked to the window and looked at the sea below, before confirming that Fang Xiaohai really put his life on the bucket. After the mackerel was sent back to the sea, it took him a while before he suddenly said,
"It's so fucking touching."
The sea fish near the n sea started to make trouble again.
When this heavy news reached the nearby waters, many marine creatures rolled their eyes in surprise.I heard that this time it was because each side lost a fish, and the fish bones were not found for several days, so the two sides quarreled in the negotiation in desperation, and they couldn't help but fight.
Speaking of it, the conflict has been going on for so long, and it has been two years after careful calculation.In the beginning, those sea fish only forbade those strange fish to approach because they felt that their territory was offended, but as the conflicts continued to escalate and worsen, many misunderstandings became more and more serious without resolving them again and again. The development is complicated, and the final result of this is that once there is any problem in their ethnic group, they will not even suspect anything else, and immediately feel that the other party is doing bad things to make trouble for themselves, and because of this has always existed Prejudice, the strange fish who had a little luck in the normal life of sea fish also completely gave up their original intention of returning to their relatives.
Such conflicts accumulated layer by layer, until this time when a mackerel named Fang Xiaohai suddenly disappeared among the normal sea fish, it broke out completely, but the strange fish also lost a brother, and now they are also very anxious. Yu Yu came to the door to pick trouble again, and immediately fought with red eyes.
This fight was quite brutal, and the smell of blood wafted from the sea for a while, and many sea fish lost more than half of their scales, and they were unwilling to let go. In this case, the reason for the conflict itself is no longer The important thing is that the sea fish on both sides were just venting their long-standing dissatisfaction and anger, but when the two sides refused to give in, Fang Xiaoyang, the missing mackerel among the normal sea fish, suddenly returned to the fish school.
"I'm fine, I'm fine. It was a strange fish that saved me. Yes, it was a strange fish. He was caught together with me, but he saved me. He is a good fish..."
With the bruises on his body when he jumped from a high place, Fang Xiaoyang felt a little unbelievable when he recalled the process of waking up from the iron bucket and finally being rescued by that inexplicably familiar strange fish.After all, in their sea area, the contradiction between the strange fish and normal fish has always existed. When he saw the strange fish, he almost thought that he would be eaten by his sharp fangs. In the end, this The hideous-looking monster just watched him quietly for a while with indescribable eyes, and then helped him escape without saying a word in a brutal way.
It's a pity that no one would believe such a thing except Fang Xiaoyang who had experienced it himself. His colleagues dismissed his words, and Fang Xiaoyang felt inexplicably cold when he said what he said while he was swallowing bubbles.
"Xiaoyang, you are not confused! How can those strange fish be good fish! They are monsters! They are not like us at all!! We want to drive them away!! This is our home! You don't deserve to live here!!"
"But they're fish too...they're fish like us..."
"How do they look like fish!! Open your eyes and see!! Are they worthy of being fish!!"
The sharp and piercing voices of the same kind sounded a little scary. Fang Xiaoyang was not a fish with a strong personality, so he was embarrassed and kept silent.In his heart, he always remembered that when he jumped from the window sill at the last moment, the strange fish lying on the ground looking at him with sad eyes and wagging its tail behind a rock After hiding, Fang Xiaoyang looked at the sea in the distance, and suddenly felt like crying.
"elder brother……"
As of the beginning of this year, his company has been in operation for ten years, which is also a milestone for the development of a company.After so many years, Dai Mao successfully pasted a small advertisement of his home on every turtle shell, shell and conch shell in the N Sea.Although his unqualified behavior is also called marine psoriasis by many marine creatures, Dai Mao still didn't waste a single bit of corner, he just left a sum of advertising fees, and spread his reputation as a fake household registration out.
Because an industry like his is destined to be cracked down by the government, it is naturally not easy to start a business at the beginning.The animal household registration office has a strict system for the issuance of household registration certificates and professional certificates. It may take a lot of time from application to implementation. You did it, and until the official found out, his fake household registration was done seamlessly, and even many animals of the same race couldn't tell them apart.
Usually, his business scope is quite extensive. He not only provides certificates for professional skills for animals, but also handles some fake breed registrations.Except for humans who can no longer complete naturalization, he can help any animal to apply for a fake household registration and become another animal in the eyes of others, and just today after lunch, no one in his days during the day The old turtle cave that I touched suddenly came to a person. When Dai Mao took a closer look, he found that this was a rare, uncommon hybrid animal that had overcome reproductive isolation and would be classified as a national special-level protected animal.
"Yo, hello, hello! The sea welcomes you, what's the matter? Are you traveling in N sea? Do you need to apply for a temporary marine household registration? This is not cheap. Have you thought about what to do? We have single-celled animals that are cheap. , paramecium sponge is fine, a little more expensive, you can choose a starfish jellyfish or something like that, the disadvantage is that you can’t talk, and maybe your thinking is relatively simple. If you want to go to the open sea, you can only choose some ordinary ones. You can also consider this kind of package. Now you can also get two bottles of salt soda. Of course, the most expensive ones are our marine mammals, which are more suitable for your own species. Don’t worry about changing the temperature or changing the circulatory system rashly…”
Greeting the hybrid creature in front of him enthusiastically, Dai Mao brought out the good eloquence of a business turtle to the extreme, but Shen Cangzhu, who looked like a fisherman with a big straw hat in front of him, just ignored him.Dai Mao silently thought that it might be his Hu Jianpong that the other party didn't understand, but at this moment, Shen Cangzhu, who was squatting on the rock, suddenly stood on the rock and spoke to him in a low voice.
"Why don't you look like Chen Haiyang, isn't he your cousin?"
As soon as he said this, Dai Mao was stunned. He hadn't heard the familiar name Chen Haiyang for so many years. He really couldn't make up his mind for a while, guessing that Shen Cangzhu should be a friend of his big cousin who married a human. Dai Mao gave an annoyed pooh before replying,
"Who is the grandson of the turtle? I don't know him, I don't know him. Back then, I lost our identity as an old turtle because of a woman. I can't afford such a cousin..."
Saying so, Dai Mao is not so cold in his heart.After all, he is his own cousin, no matter how angry he is, he still has true feelings. Besides, life in the ocean is becoming more and more difficult now, maybe in a few years he will have to abandon this tortoiseshell species and go to the inland for peace Shen Cangzhu in front of him seemed to have seen this, and directly gave him the seafood that Chen Haiyang entrusted him to bring to Dai Mao before, and then explained his intention for coming.
"I'm here on a business trip this time. I think you know about the conflicts among marine fish here. I want to get a fake household registration for marine life. You can do it for me. It was Lao Chen who recommended me to come here." ,I trust you."
He simply told the ins and outs, and Shen Cangzhu didn't hide that he was a public official, but he was more concerned about some issues in the sea area here, and after hearing what he said, it was rare for Dai Mao, who seemed a little complicated, to look up Glancing at him, he thought for a while before continuing,
"Director Shen, you care too much about our grassroots people. For many years, no one has taken care of our mess here. If you can really solve it, I will be the first to thank you for everyone..."
These words were quite sincere, and Dai Mao could tell that Shen Cangzhu was an honest person, so he didn't use his tricks of fooling other clients on him.
In the past few years, their sea area has not been peaceful, and everyone is panicked because of the conflicts between those sea fish, and it is strange that they feel uncomfortable.Now that the headquarters of the Animal Household Registration Office is willing to take care of it, they are naturally welcomed by 1 to [-]. However, there were not ten public officials like this before, and there were eight, and each of them came to take a few seafood meals. Slap your ass and leave.In the end, the problem of ocean pollution has not been resolved, and the problem of sea fish conflicts still exists. Those Japanese boats that catch sharks and replenish whales sail to the open sea at every turn, and every once in a while an innocent dolphin will be killed by a human fisherman. metal fishing net.
Thinking of this, Dai Mao couldn't help but move his body.It is a blessing that his old life can be delayed until now.Now this coastal area can’t be moved, it’s just some tortoiseshell souvenirs. Once caught, he will be scalded to death. He is hiding in Tibet and doing a small business. He just hopes that one day the ocean he lives in will be peaceful and beautiful. Seeing his complex mood, Shen Cangzhu didn't say any fancy promises, and only waited for Dai Mao to remember some of his requests before saying thank you.
Considering various factors, Dai Mao finally recommended a somewhat special fish to Shen Cangzhu, and Shen Cangzhu was of course not too picky, just nodded and handed everything over to Dai Mao.
After discussing with Dai Mao that he would come to get the fake certificate tomorrow morning, he left directly from the beach and went back to the hotel where he was temporarily staying.When he went upstairs and opened the door, he saw the iron barrel overturned on the ground and the dying strange fish. Upon seeing this, Shen Cangzhu's expression darkened, and he hurried forward to suffocate the fish to death. The strange fish was thrown into the basin in the bathroom, and after seeing the empty vat, Shen Cangzhu walked to the window and looked at the sea below, before confirming that Fang Xiaohai really put his life on the bucket. After the mackerel was sent back to the sea, it took him a while before he suddenly said,
"It's so fucking touching."
The sea fish near the n sea started to make trouble again.
When this heavy news reached the nearby waters, many marine creatures rolled their eyes in surprise.I heard that this time it was because each side lost a fish, and the fish bones were not found for several days, so the two sides quarreled in the negotiation in desperation, and they couldn't help but fight.
Speaking of it, the conflict has been going on for so long, and it has been two years after careful calculation.In the beginning, those sea fish only forbade those strange fish to approach because they felt that their territory was offended, but as the conflicts continued to escalate and worsen, many misunderstandings became more and more serious without resolving them again and again. The development is complicated, and the final result of this is that once there is any problem in their ethnic group, they will not even suspect anything else, and immediately feel that the other party is doing bad things to make trouble for themselves, and because of this has always existed Prejudice, the strange fish who had a little luck in the normal life of sea fish also completely gave up their original intention of returning to their relatives.
Such conflicts accumulated layer by layer, until this time when a mackerel named Fang Xiaohai suddenly disappeared among the normal sea fish, it broke out completely, but the strange fish also lost a brother, and now they are also very anxious. Yu Yu came to the door to pick trouble again, and immediately fought with red eyes.
This fight was quite brutal, and the smell of blood wafted from the sea for a while, and many sea fish lost more than half of their scales, and they were unwilling to let go. In this case, the reason for the conflict itself is no longer The important thing is that the sea fish on both sides were just venting their long-standing dissatisfaction and anger, but when the two sides refused to give in, Fang Xiaoyang, the missing mackerel among the normal sea fish, suddenly returned to the fish school.
"I'm fine, I'm fine. It was a strange fish that saved me. Yes, it was a strange fish. He was caught together with me, but he saved me. He is a good fish..."
With the bruises on his body when he jumped from a high place, Fang Xiaoyang felt a little unbelievable when he recalled the process of waking up from the iron bucket and finally being rescued by that inexplicably familiar strange fish.After all, in their sea area, the contradiction between the strange fish and normal fish has always existed. When he saw the strange fish, he almost thought that he would be eaten by his sharp fangs. In the end, this The hideous-looking monster just watched him quietly for a while with indescribable eyes, and then helped him escape without saying a word in a brutal way.
It's a pity that no one would believe such a thing except Fang Xiaoyang who had experienced it himself. His colleagues dismissed his words, and Fang Xiaoyang felt inexplicably cold when he said what he said while he was swallowing bubbles.
"Xiaoyang, you are not confused! How can those strange fish be good fish! They are monsters! They are not like us at all!! We want to drive them away!! This is our home! You don't deserve to live here!!"
"But they're fish too...they're fish like us..."
"How do they look like fish!! Open your eyes and see!! Are they worthy of being fish!!"
The sharp and piercing voices of the same kind sounded a little scary. Fang Xiaoyang was not a fish with a strong personality, so he was embarrassed and kept silent.In his heart, he always remembered that when he jumped from the window sill at the last moment, the strange fish lying on the ground looking at him with sad eyes and wagging its tail behind a rock After hiding, Fang Xiaoyang looked at the sea in the distance, and suddenly felt like crying.
"elder brother……"
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