After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the male protagonist is not allowed to be

Huang Erzhu is a weasel. Although weasels have always had a bad reputation among humans, Huang Erzhu can be regarded as the kind that is relatively unpopular in the weasel group.

He is not only a bastard, but also has unclean hands and feet. When he was young, he was rejected by a mountain animal on the mountain in his hometown and was driven away. Later, he managed to get a wife with the same interests by his glib tongue. Peng Xiaojuan, within half a month of their marriage, the couple started running around the country, and their main business was digging out bird eggs for ransom. The offspring ate clean, and then patted their buttocks and left.

Huang Erzhu and his wife used this insidious trick no less than hundreds of times. From common chicken and duck eggs to rare red-crowned crane crested ibis eggs, they never let go of them.Their daughter Jinhua was born a few years ago, and the couple took their daughter to commit crimes all over the country, and committed several major crimes in the past two years, even the China headquarters of the Animal Household Registration Office was alarmed. And issued a first-level wanted order with high rewards for these three bird serial killers.

But perhaps because of their sophisticated crime techniques, excellent anti-detection technology, and their erratic whereabouts, the Animal Household Registration Office has never been able to obtain their detailed information, but their races are classified according to their size and crime methods. Locked in the middle of the rat family, weasel family, and cat family, while the rest are ignorant.

The entire food chain has been arrested for many years without catching themselves. On the one hand, Huang Erzhu and his wife are very proud, and on the other hand, they are getting more and more courageous. They were still worried about some problems and did not dare to provoke those raptors that also eat meat, but More than a month ago, he and his wife deliberately found a bird on the plateau that even ordinary animals were unwilling to have a direct confrontation with.

This kind of bird is ferocious by nature, and even wolves can kill it. Thousands of years ago, it was the patron saint on the totem of nomads. They stole the two blue-and-white bird eggs that were placed in that hidden nest, and left a threatening letter asking them to hand over the chips in exchange for the eggs, otherwise they would die.

Huang Erzhu originally thought that this time it would be as smooth as before. After all, the more precious birds lay fewer eggs, he could afford to play with them, but this time his wishful thinking did not come true. He underestimated The character of this proud bird also completely angered those two terrible birds of prey.The nests of this kind of birds would have been chosen on the steep cliffs, and any aliens who dared to approach them within a hundred meters would kill them. The behavior of Huang Erzhu and his wife made the raptors furious. At the beginning, they hovered over the entire mountain day and night to find them, and in words, they wanted to tear this despicable thief who stole their child into pieces, and the terrible sound made people feel uncomfortable just listening to it. Huang Erzhu's family of three was terrified.

"Old Huang... What can we do with this... We hit the iron plate this time... Those two dead birds will not stop digging three feet to find us!! If it is true If they find us, we will be finished... Tell me! Tell me what to do!!"

Hiding in a temporary stone cave, his wife Peng Xiaojuan and baby girl Jin Hua were crying in panic next to their ears, while Huang Erzhu stroked his beard in silence.He has also seen how this kind of bird uses its claws to tear open the throats of those prey, so even though he said not to panic, he was still terrified, but in this situation, even if he took the two birds The two lunatic birds would not let him go if the eggs were returned, and that night, Huang Erzhu made a bold decision. He decided to take the two already hot eggs out of the plateau, even if they were It wouldn't be cheap to boil them, those two dead, frantic birds.

The vicious weasel family escaped with the eggs they had stolen, while the father and mother who lost their children screamed sadly on the top of the mountain, searching, even their claws were worn out by the rocks, but they did not give up.

As soon as they found out that their child was missing, they reported their situation to the local animal household registration office, but after inquiring about relevant information, the staff of the animal household registration office could only give a rough idea. Guess, but can not provide them with the actual race and appearance of criminals.After all, this group of wanted criminals had committed crimes in many cities, but they are still at large until today, and none of them thought that these three criminals who abducted two rare bird eggs would escape all the way. When he arrived in the south, he hid in City H, completely hiding his tracks.

If we talk about this matter, it has to be traced back to a relative of Huang Erzhu. The good thing is that in the process of fleeing now, Huang Erzhu happened to run into his nephew who hadn't seen him for many years in City H. Because there was no place to hide at that time, Huang Erzhu came up with a way with a slap on his head, and considering that this nephew was likely to Because things happened many years ago and he ignored him, Huang Erzhu wanted to scare the panda who lived with him, but what he didn't expect was that the panda looked clumsy and honest, but he was actually a ruthless character, so he directly drove him around for many years. The boxing kung fu he had practiced was beaten to nothing, and he managed to save his life when he shouted out his true relationship with Shen Cangzhu.

Relying on his wife's nonsense and daughter's nonsense, the three members of Huang Erzhu's family lived in Shen Cangzhu's house so cheekily.When he heard that Shen Cangzhu was away on business for several days and would not come back, Huang Erzhu immediately boldly hid the stolen bird eggs under Shen Cangzhu's bed. The three tried their best to make trouble for the panda by pretending to be crazy, but at the same time, Huang Erzhu and Peng Xiaojuan also heard such words from their daughter Jinhua.

"Father...Actually...Actually, what I said to that panda that day was not entirely false, I really fell in love with cousin Cang Zhu...When we saw him in the dark that day, my heart actually thumped." Cangzhu's cousin is a mixed race, and the child I will have with him will be very handsome...Father, you can help me out, if I can really marry Cangzhu, Can't we live in this big house logically..."

The words of his daughter Jinhua made Huang Erzhu's mind active. He felt that his daughter's consideration was really reasonable. After all, it was hard work for the three of them to wander around all these years. It would be nice if they could have a family and settle down. The wife of his nephew, their family can also eat and drink spicy food with his nephew, but just a few days later, his nephew Shen Cangzhu came back without warning, and when Huang Erzhu wanted to use his eloquent When his eloquence fooled this fool again, Shen Cangzhu, whose face turned green when he saw him, directly tied up the screaming him, his wife and daughter, put several plastic bags on their heads, and viciously After kicking the ground a few times, he hid in the kitchen with the panda like an angry cow, and ignored him no matter how much he yelled and screamed.

For this nephew whom he hadn't seen for many years, Huang Erzhu, who was kicked with a bruised nose and a swollen face, really didn't know much about him. His impression of him was still that of the clumsy black boy squatting behind the fence a few years ago. He thought he could handle it completely. Such a half-baby would give him another life education lesson, but what he didn't expect was that human beings are best at drawing inferences from one instance, and they must retaliate, and the feud between him and Shen Cangzhu, his cousin, can I don't want to think about it at all. It's as simple as that.

"Huang Erzhu! Let's talk about it! What is the real purpose of your family of three coming here this time! Be lenient for confession! Strict for resistance!"

Sitting in front of the three weasels who had been hungry for three or four days with a small bench in hand, Zhang Lianqiao, who was holding a carrot in her hand, was ignoring the shining eyes of the three weasels solemnly, and finished walking. The glorious mission assigned to him before.

In the past few days, Shen Cangzhu has had an in-depth and serious exchange with his three relatives. Although the three members of Huang Erzhu's family have never said much about themselves, Shen Cangzhu still feels that they have found their own purpose. It won't be so simple.During this period, he would not be moved by any family cards played by these three weasels. After all, Shen Cangzhu might still believe the lies of this weasel because of his young age a few years ago. It's just an intellectual problem.

Thinking so in his heart, Shen Cangzhu didn't show any kindness to them, so he tied up these three guys tightly and interrogated them for several days.Because there happened to be staff members from other regions’ moving household offices coming over today, Shen Cangzhu, as the local director, naturally had to go over to receive them. Before leaving, he handed over the three weasels that he had taught him could not even use foul language to Zhang. Lianqiao gave him half a day off, and when she saw Shen Cangzhu's uncle shaking his head with his own eyes, Zhang Lianqiao first came back to his senses, then waved the carrot in front of him, He narrowed his eyes and said,

"Okay! Don't pretend to be pitiful! Shen Cangzhu told me that you are all bad guys! You are not happy after eating carrots for a few days! Let me tell you! If you don't cooperate tomorrow! I will feed you Green vegetables! Eat cabbage! Eat spinach!"

Scary words for carnivores rang in their ears, and Huang Erzhu, his wife and daughter, who were already starving and red-eyed, started rolling on the ground when they heard these words, crying and shouting loudly.Their mouths are still full of carrots. Shen Cangzhu has neither beaten them nor scolded them these days, but this kind of mental torture is obviously more terrible than killing them, and Huang Erzhu's family of three suffered the most. What's wrong is that every time Shen Cangzhu and Zhang Lianqiao ate, they had to sit in front of them, muttering while eating, ah, this dish is delicious, um, this dish is also delicious, just listening to it made me feel The family of weasels who were still tied up felt sad, and they secretly shed tears several times.

"We don't know...we don't know anything... oh...we are honest mountain people, we just want to visit our cousin..."

Trying not to say anything about their real identities, Huang Erzhu and Peng Xiaojuan just bet that the trash who moved the headquarters would not be able to find them, but after they finished speaking, their daughter Jin Hua yelled, But the words that came out of the mouth made the two couples suddenly show expressions of hatred for iron.

"You panda who kills thousands of knives!!! You must have made your cousin Cangzhu treat me like this!! I am so beautiful!! So virtuous!! Cousin Cangzhu likes me before it is too late!! How could you be willing to starve me!! It’s you!! It’s all you!! You want to have a figure but no figure! You want a dead panda with no looks!! I can’t compare to you!!”

Cursing viciously in her mouth, Jinhua, who was so hungry, still felt that she and his cousin Cangzhu were a match made in heaven. Unfortunately, no matter how much she squeezed her throat and pretended to be pitiful these days, Shen Cangzhu didn't treat her Putting it in her eyes, Jin Hua, who didn't get even half a response, didn't think about why. Instead, she blamed all these problems on the panda in front of her.

Hearing what she said, Zhang Lianqiao, a dead panda with no body and no looks, also showed a speechless expression. After all, he really didn't understand why this girl would associate him with Shen Cangzhu. How did the two males talk? Love... But Zhang Lianqiao couldn't bear to listen to Huang Jinhua's unreasonable scolding all the time, but when he was thinking about how to make this noisy weasel shut up, the phone on the other side suddenly rang It was the phone call that finally solved the bird serial killer case that went unsolved for five years.