Disqualification between tweets

His country is dead.

Bai Lan stared blankly at the little red flower on the bulletin board.

There are many of all Jiujiu, and he is no longer the only Jiujiu.

This is a branch of possibility that he didn't see!Why?What exactly is this for? !

"Bryan Chirp."

Boss Hong's voice sounded above his head, Bai Lan raised her head with tears in her eyes, touched his hair with her warm fingertips, and combed him gently a few times, making him even more aggrieved.

"Oh!" Bai Lan cried loudly, "My little red flower!"

The little red flower he got in exchange for his hard work and intrigue!

Hong Yanmo held him in his hand, heard the words, and thought about it.

"I don't want to see everyone chirping... Do I need to clear all the little red flowers of chirping?"

"Do not!!!"

Then there is really nothing!

"You're joking, Chiu, Hong wouldn't do that." Hong Yan Mo smiled, he put Bai Lanjiu on his shoulder, and then walked along the corridor.Along the way, I met a lot of ordinary sparrows who came out to work. When they passed by, they all called "boss" sweetly and crunchily.They also found Bai Lanjiu, who was squatting on Hong Yanmo's shoulder with tears hanging down. The sparrows were naturally curious, and stared at them with round eyes.

snort!The sparrow doesn't understand his sadness!

Hong Yan Mo took him to the highest point of Yan Mo Pavilion, turned directly between the phoenixes, and came to the eaves outside.The golden sparrow statues and roof tiles glistened in the morning light. Hong Yanmo sat down on the roof with Bai Lanjiu, and the three-color feathers spread out on the eaves, bathing in the morning light brilliantly together, becoming more and more dazzling.

"Still sad?" He poked Bai Lanjiu, and Bai Lanjiu pointed his butt at him.

Hong Yanmo smiled helplessly.

"Don't be angry Chiu, Hong thought, you made a mistake."

"Although Hong has been asking you to work, it's not because of your work that I like your chirp."

"If that's the case, shouldn't Hong prefer the ordinary sparrow Chiu? But the fact is, Hong obviously prefers you Chiu."

He was chattering, and suddenly saw Bai Lanjiu's hair move, and said in a dull voice without looking back.

"I prefer me to chirp."

Bai Lanjiu didn't want to bring "men".

"Jiujiu, the fact is that Hong prefers Bailanjiu." Hong Yanmo changed his words fluently. After hearing this, Bailanjiu finally turned around to look at him, drooping his two small wings, looking weak.

"Then... if I don't work, Boss Hong also likes me?"

He's on the verge of pissing off his boss.

Hong Yanmo really wanted to touch the scabbard for a moment, but fortunately he held back.He had no choice but to compromise.

"Hong will condemn you, but she won't dislike you because of it."

The vast morning wind blew past the Yan Mo Pavilion, and the bells on the corners of the eaves jingled. Although the short spring day was about to pass, fortunately, the god of wind, Ryutahiko, took pity on him and did not blow away the flowers all over the mountain.Hong Yanmo's red hair was a little blown by the wind, and Bailan's fluff was the same. In the morning wind, Bailan slowly relaxed, and the fluff on his abdomen hid his claws. He lay on Hongyan Mo's shoulder and looked at the distant The mountains and the great lake.

"Chirp!"

he called out.

"Chirp!"

Hong Yanmo replied to him twice.

Bai Lan's deflated self-confidence swelled up again, he is definitely Boss Hong's favorite tweet!This is unshakable!It's okay even if there is no little red flower, as long as he has the highest status in Boss Hong's heart!

Hong Yanmo only felt that Jiu Jiu, who was crouching on his shoulders, suddenly puffed up his feathers, and these little white fluffs even touched his cheeks.Bai Lan used his own actions to vividly interpret what "expansion" is. After he finished inflating his shoulders, he suddenly heard Hong Yanmo say.

"Bai Lanjiu, Hong is not restricting you from using abilities. Abilities are gifts, but some Jiu has received too many gifts, and it is easy for God to take back some things from him Jiujiu."

"Such as a flawless heart, such as a correct ideal."

"Hong hopes that Bai Lanjiu will always be healthy and happy, so can you promise Hong Jiu?"

"Promise to love yourself, and promise not to abuse this ability."

He raised his hand to Bai Lan, and Bai Lan patted him with his small wings without much hesitation, and the verbal contract was established.During this period of frequent use of the ability, Bai Lan did feel deeply tired. Now that she has actively turned off the ability, she feels more relaxed.

Of course the ability must be used, but he will not use it frequently. In this case, he has fulfilled his promise to Boss Hong.

"Boss Hong, I don't care about Little Red Flower."

He solemnly said.

Hong Yanmo bent his eyes and smiled, he put Bai Lan down and let him play by himself.I don't need to work today, so I will go on vacation directly. After adjusting my mentality, I will return to work tomorrow.

"Go to the kitchen to eat something, or read a book, or go back to clean up, and go dig wild vegetables with Hong later?"

Of course, Bai Lan chose the latter without hesitation. He wanted to squat in the boss's vegetable basket and dig wild vegetables together.

He will no longer care about the vain little red flower!

Bai Lan was walking on the road between the birds full of energy, passing by the bulletin board, and she didn't look sideways at all, because the boss personally admitted that he was the most popular Chirp!Little red flower...

Suddenly, Bai Lan's footsteps stopped.

He saw a black-feathered, sand-colored fluffy Jiujiu sneaking under the bulletin board, Bai Lan hid in the corner, and the other party saw that there was no Jiujiu around, looked at the bulletin board slyly, and then made a move——

Moved all the little red flowers behind the name of "Da Zai Jiu"!

Bai Lan: "..."

Just a little safflower, just a little safflower...

Ah, Osamu Dazai dared to touch his country!Fight to the death!

Bailanjiu and Dazaijiu, the pair of plastic sisters, did not know how many hundreds of times they fought at Yan Moting, pecking each other's hair, kicking each other's belly, which attracted a group of Jiujiu to watch the battle.This group of boring twitters even started a game of betting, and Shenwei put the bet on Bai Lan while eating melon seeds.

"I pressed Bailan."

"I also."

"I also."

"same."

Instantly piled up the chips on the same side and all Jiujiu looked at each other: "..."

Can not be done!All bets on Bai Lan, this gamble can't be won at all!

While they were looking at each other, Prynne, who was pecking with Osamu Dazai, freed her mouth and shouted at the group of plastic chirping friends——

"Look at your little red flower chirp chirp!"

The Jiujiu immediately looked up at the bulletin board. The back of each Jiujiu's name was bare, only Osamu Dazai, and the little red flower behind the name was even posted outside the bulletin board!

All Chirp: "..."

What kind of gamble is there!Jiangshan is gone!Of course he beat Osamu Dazai with his own hands!

Fight happily, go out with the boss to pick wild vegetables happily, eat happily, and then sleep happily, the day of Jiujiu is so happy!

Hong Yanmo turned off the light in the room between the birds, closed the door lightly and went out.In the dark room, all Jiujiu were fast asleep, with their bellies exposed and snoring.Suddenly, one of the snoring sounds stopped, and then there was a rustling sound, as if a Chirp had climbed up from the cushion.

A small pillow specially designed for Jiujiu hit Dazai Osamu precisely, and he woke him up from his sleep.

"They're all sleeping, what's going on Dazai Osamu!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

knock!How about a strange injustice through the ages?Although he often makes noise at night, but this time it's really not him!

Osamu Dazai threw the pillow. In the darkness, he wasn't quite sure who he hit. He only heard one of the snoring sounds suddenly stop, and then, a terrifying breath appeared.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

It should probably have hit Kamui.

The beast wakes up!

The sound of Kamui beating Osamu Dazai woke up all the Jiujiu who lived in the inner room. They yawned and wiped the physiological tears from the corners of their eyes. No matter how sleepy they were, they wanted to see Dazai get beaten.There was a sleepy but happy smile on every Jiujiu's face, Tong Mo smiled and suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Chirp? Bailan Chirp, why don't you laugh at Chirp?"

"Hahaha, isn't it that you can't laugh when you are too happy, just like when people are too happy but cry?"

Sankayue made a reasonable guess.

"No chirp."

Zunjiu nodded, he thought it was indeed possible.

Kamui Chiu Chiu was yelling "Jiu Chiu" and Osamu Dazai called "Jiu Chiu", neither of them spoke for a while.Bai Lan smiled and spoke in a relaxed tone.

"Isn't this a laugh, oh, what a joy."

As soon as the words were finished, several pairs of Jiujiu's eyes suddenly looked at him. The lights had been turned on at some point, and all Jiujiu's eyes were round and round looking at Bai Lan.Even Osamu Dazai and Kamui raised their heads. Under these burning gazes, Bai Lan's smile remained unchanged.

"what happened?"

"Ah... so weird..." Tong Mo tilted his head, "Bai Lanjiu is so weird today."

"Chirp is chirp."

"What's strange? Isn't it the same as before?" Bai Lan didn't care, and looked at Kamui and Dazai with a smile, "Aren't you two going to continue? I'm still waiting to be happy."

"It's been a few words..." Sanri Yuejiu said, "It's been a few words."

"It's chirp, it's chirp, it's already been a few words."

"Strange chirp strange chirp..."

The five chirping surrounded Bai Lan, and they looked at each other. Osamu Dazai nodded and opened his mouth suddenly.

"Chirp!"

A few seconds later, Bai Lan just smiled.

"Stop messing around and go to sleep."

As soon as he said those words, he was rushed to the ground by several Jiujiu!

"You're not Bai Lanjiu! You don't understand Jiujiu!"

"Da Zaijiu called you 'stupid' just now and you couldn't hear it!"

"It's not right, it's not right! Who are you Chirp? You're not Chirp!"

Hong Yanmo heard the knock on the door in the middle of the night, he got up and opened the door for no reason, and then he saw Bai Lan who was tied up into rice dumplings and a group of Jiujiu fellows who were filled with righteous indignation.As soon as the Jiujiu guys put the "zongzi" on the ground, one or two began to complain to Hong Yanmo.

"Boss Hong is a big deal! There is a monster who has changed into Bai Lanjiu and sneaked in!"

"That's him, that's him! We captured him!"

Hearing this, Hong Yanmo's expression suddenly became serious.He looked at the white fluffy Jiujiu on the ground, even from Hong Yanmo's eyes, there was no difference between the other party and Ye Bailan Jiujiu, and he was still looking at him pitifully.

"Boss Chiu, they don't know what happened Chiu, they suddenly arrested me Chiu, I'm so scared of Chiu..."

Red Yama: "..."

When tweeting, usually "jiu" is not too much, and it is perfectly embedded in the words. Now this Bai Lanjiu always feels a bit deliberate, and there is indeed a big suspicion!

Hong Yanmo thought for a while, and took out a small red flower.

"What is this chirp?"

"Bai Lanjiu" was silent for a while, then spoke slowly.

"...Little Red Flower Chirp?"

Hong Yan Mo was suddenly angry!

"Wrong! You really are a fake Bai Lanjiu!"

"This is obviously your Jiangshanjiu!"

=====

The author has something to say:

=====

To identify chirp, first listen to the end of a sentence, second to test chirp words, and third to brighten the little red flower.

Parallel World Boss Bai Lan: Is this world hell mode?

——It's Yan Moting mode!