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The Izumo Shrine undoubtedly bowed its head to Hong Yanmo and Yan Moting behind Hong Yanmo.

It is one thing to invite people outside the shrine to dance Kagura, but it is another thing to invite people outside the shrine to dance Kagura that does not belong to the shrine.The Izumo Shrine almost completely tolerated this kind of behavior, which is close to occupying the magpie's nest, just for the smooth progress of the New Year's ceremony.

In the face of negotiating opponents with sluggish arrogance, even if Hong Yanmo has entered a closed state, it is still instinct to strive for more benefits.

"Then, Hong wants to see some of the results before this year's merit evaluation is released."

"What...!" The attendant of the shrine turned pale with shock, this request was completely beyond the expectations of the Izumo Shrine!Seeing the results of the merit evaluation in advance is actually equivalent to having room for bargaining by default, and the process of merit evaluation is usually kept secret, and many ordinary ghosts and gods don't know what to do to increase their merit, so they can only move forward.

Of course, at the level of Hong Yanmo, there is actually no secret in merit evaluation. Izumo Shrine is obviously worried that if the result does not meet Hong Yanmo's expectations, the other party is afraid that the shrine will be rioted!You know, this troublesome sparrow even dares to make a big fuss in Yan Modian!

"I-I really can't decide this, please wait a moment!"

The shrine attendant hurriedly went to ask, and soon turned back, saying that the high-level officials agreed to Hong Yanmo's request, and she would first lead Hong Yanmo to see the part of the merit evaluation he wanted to see.

What Hong Yanmo wanted to see was, of course, only the results of the restless chirping buddies in his shop.Although Boss Hong has used force and coercion in the past year to make these Jiujiu do a lot of work, but he is still a little nervous when the results are announced.

In the Hall of Merit and Virtue, everyone's merit is measured with a brilliant golden measuring cylinder, and the measuring cylinders of Yan Moting are gathered together.Hong Yanmo quickly looked at the measuring cylinders of ordinary sparrow buddies, and corresponded with the data in his mind one by one, making sure that the deviation was not too big, then he went to the depths, and several measuring cylinders looked extraordinarily gaudy and different.

Hong Yanmo looked at the measuring cylinder in front of him... No, this jar of dish soap.

Red Yama: "..."

Hong Yanmo: "Izumo's measuring cylinder has improved so much? It's full of personal characteristics."

The attendant of the shrine was also stunned. She poked her head to look back and found that there were measuring cylinders of all kinds, and some were wrapped in bandages.

Shrine attendant: "..."

Yan Moting, what kind of magical employees is this? !

Beni Yanmo followed the line of sight of the attendants at the shrine and successfully noticed the bandaged measuring cylinder.He recognized that this must be Da Zaijiu's measuring cylinder. Although Hong Yanmo threatened Da Zaijiu before that he would take zero eggs, in fact, as long as he squatted in Yan Moting, even if he just breathed, his merit would increase a little. One of the important reasons why ghosts and gods are willing to play.

Hong Yanmo reckoned that Da Zaijiu's merit should be at least one layer deep, so he leaned over to take a look, and saw a layer of soil at the bottom of the measuring cylinder?

Red Yama: "???"

Why is it a layer of soil?What about the golden merit?

"Ah, this one seems quite special." The attendant of the shrine picked up the small label next to it, and read it in a low voice, "Please note, this measuring cylinder has negative merits. In order to express negative numbers, a bottomless measuring cylinder was specially made, and [-] centimeters were dug down to show justice. "

Red Yama: "..."

Well done Dazai Jiu!Chirp lost all face!

Hong Yanmo is still very surprised why the merits can become negative, which has never been seen in his career. Whether it is for Da Zaijiu's consideration or to satisfy his desire for textual research, Hong Yanmo vowed to solve this matter. figure it out.

"Why did it become a negative number? Pull me a list." Hong Yanmo demanded, and the shrine attendant cried and said, "I violated the rules and regulations", and at the same time I could only honestly hand over the list to him.

"Probably because you, an employee, did not formally sign a labor contract with Yan Moting." The shrine attendant racked his brains and explained, "So in his merit calculation, the merits before coming to Yan Moting will be counted. .”

"It looks like...he has done a lot of evil things, ah, it's terrible, and he even took his life!"

Hong Yanmo was originally looking at the list, but suddenly raised his head when he heard the words, looking directly at him with rouge red pupils.

"Please stop talking about Hong's buddy, don't forget, Hong is the sparrow chirp who protects his weaknesses."

The shrine attendant shut up for a second, and Hong Yanmo lowered his eyes again, looking at the list.

"Hundreds of lives Chiu Chiu..." He sighed silently, "Like Kamui, Chiu Chiu has experienced the dark world."

However, Dazaijiu is different from Shenweijiu. On Dazaijiu's list, you can see the recovery of merit in the later period. It should be that you have done some good things, but you are too lazy and not keen on doing good things, so you can't completely offset the previous ones. sin.When you arrive at Yan Moting, you don’t work all day, and you even take the initiative to avoid merit. Now it is negative, which is completely possible.

Shenwei is different, Hong Yanmo knows that he used to be a space pirate, and has no intention of becoming a good man at all, but Shenwei is working!Yan Moting is such a powerful place to earn merit. Shenweijiu has been working for almost three years, and has already accumulated a lot of merit.

In fact, Hong Yanmo shouldn't care about the past of Jiujiu, but Da Zaijiu...

Hong Yanmo closed his eyes with a headache.

"Look, you've seen the merits too..." The shrine attendant was startled by him just now, a little trembling, "This Kagura dance..."

Hong Yanmo didn't make things difficult for him, but just nodded.

"Hong tweeted over immediately."

"Originally this Kagura was only prepared for the distinguished guests of Yan Moting, but this time it is an exception."

He paused for a moment, but he didn't say the second half of the sentence after all.

[It was originally prepared for Hong's benefactor, and will be performed between Yan Moting and Feng...]

[Dance of the Phoenix. 】

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After Osamu Dazai delivered candy to Boss Hong, he turned to the main hall behind to watch other ceremonies.Osamu Dazai was [-]% sure that Boss Hong would eat that candy, and the remaining [-]% was due to some unexpected situation.

The crowd that was slowly enveloping him suddenly became excited, and many people rushed in one direction.Listening to the discussions of the ghosts and gods around me, the previous high platform has collapsed, and the Kagura dance has been moved to another venue, which is the direction where the crowd is moving.Osamu Dazai also moved in that direction along with the crowd. He felt that the Izumo Shrine was worthy of being a large shrine, and its mobility was second to none. From somewhere, he found a new performer, maybe it was prepared before.

Thinking this way, a new high platform rose rumblingly across a river in front of him, and the crisp drum music played, causing the ghosts and gods around him to be in an uproar!

Most of the ghosts and gods here are not the first time to come to the shrine for New Year's Day, and they are no longer familiar with Izumo Kagura. The music played now is obviously very unfamiliar, which makes the ghosts and gods make a sound of surprise.

"What's wrong? Something wrong with the song?"

"No, the shrine attendant next to him is not exaggerating at all, it should be normal."

"But……"

The "buzzing" sound of discussion resounded through the open space separated from the water, and the noise was ended by a clear bell. As soon as the bell rang, the ghosts and gods were all silent.

It is a blessed bell enshrined in the Izumo Shrine. It appears every year during the kagura session. It is said that as long as you hold it and shake it on the head once or twice, you will get many merits and blessings. Ghosts and gods yearn for it very much.

"That is……"

"Isn't that Lord Hong Yanmo?!"

Staring at Osamu Dazai on the high platform, he also slowly opened his kite-colored eyes, which reflected a beautifully dressed Yanque.

Yan Que wears three-color feathers, a brilliant golden bird crown on his head, and holds the blessing bell of Izumo Shrine in his hand. The saber around his waist has been untied, which makes him less fierce as a swordsman and more Some gods are unpredictable.He lightly shook his wrist, skillfully rang the bell of blessing, and then paid deep respects to the ghosts and gods watching the ceremony.

The ghosts and gods also bowed deeply. Among the crowd, only Osamu Dazai stood alone, and Kui Yanmo raised his eyes slightly, and of course he saw him.

Red Yama: "..."

That Hanhan standing there is not his Jiujiu!Don't you know how to cooperate with the people around you?Very abrupt!

The more abrupt thing was still behind, probably because he guessed that Ben Yanmo saw him, Osamu Dazai immediately waved his arm.

"boss!!!"

Very happy, very abrupt.

Hong Yanmo almost fell on the stage.

Fortunately, he stabilized, holding the blessing bell steadily, and took the first step steadily, with the three-color feather surrounding him, he gradually regained the emotions that were brewing at the beginning.

It has been more than a thousand years since Yan Moting was established.

In the beginning, it was just a small thatched hut, which was set up by the bank of Huangquan to provide tea for the ghosts and gods in the past.No one will come here on purpose, but Yanque has been waiting, he always thinks that the benefactor is human and will be reincarnated, maybe one day, the reincarnated benefactor will pass by this small tea shed, and he will serve a small cup of tea, Ask your benefactor what else he wishes.

No matter what it is, Yan Que can do it for him, even if he comes back from the dead, even if there is a big disturbance in Yan Mo Temple, Hong Yan Mo will definitely satisfy his benefactor's wish.

Although……

Hong Yanmo no longer remembers the appearance of his benefactor.

Ghosts and gods can't die, and Hongyan Mo is a legend that has been passed down in the world. As long as it is sung by the population for one day, he will exist for one day, let alone die.He didn't know when he died once and came back to life again, so that he didn't even remember the appearance of his benefactor, so he could only do his best to entertain every guest in the past.

Because there is a one-in-a-billion chance that it will be an unrecognizable, red benefactor.

Later, the Yan Mo Pavilion became bigger and bigger, until it separated a world, Red Yan Mo no longer waited in a fixed place foolishly like a fledgling novice, he began to search in all directions more efficiently, and then, Also consistently and meticulously entertain every guest.

Every guest is like a shadow of the benefactor. He sent the guests away with a smile on his face, just like bringing joy back to the benefactor who was always blank-faced and lacking in happiness in his memory.

[The benefactor thinks it's delicious? Chirp? 】

Every time he cooks a new dish, Hong Yanmo is thinking about it.

[The benefactor would find it interesting? 】

Every time a new program is rehearsed, Hong Yanmo is also thinking about it.

When he stayed up for several nights and put the Kagura "Dance of the Phoenix" on the paper, the sky was slightly dewy at that time, and the three-color feathers of the Yan sparrow were spread on the paper, stained with ink marks, but the red Yama did not Take it for granted.

Birds worship the phoenix, just like there is a phoenix in Yan Moting. For sparrows, "phoenix" itself also represents the best wish.

One day, he will dance this "Dance of the Phoenix" for his benefactor among the phoenixes.

Consciousness returned to the scene of Kagura, the ghosts and gods were very orderly, and after being contaminated with blessings in front, they spontaneously retreated to the back.The crowd was surging, and at the moment when Hong Yan Mo came back to his senses, a young man with slightly curly short hair and kite-colored eyes came to the audience, and Yan Que raised his hand——

"Ring Ling Ling..."

"Ring Ling Ling..."

The ringing of the bell lasted for a long time, and Boss Hong finally opened the back door for the unsatisfied guy. The blessing bell cast a lot of merit and blessings, like a layer of glittering gold powder, all fell on Dazai Osamu's head.

The slight fatigue caused by walking disappeared immediately, and even the remaining ills in the body were cleaned up together.The ghosts and gods behind him had already had a slight commotion because he had been bathed in the ringing of the bell for a long time, but Ben Yanmo completely ignored it, maintaining the expressionless face of Kagura, and slammed the Kagura bell at Osamu Dazai's head.

Come on!More!Not enough Chirp!

Such a worrying Jiujiu, if you don't give him more blessings, he might kill himself and die!

More chirp!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "Boss, your actions seem to be spreading cumin on me."

Red Yama: "..."

Furious, he hit Osamu Dazai on the head with the blessing bell.

Who do you think it's all for!

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Boss Hong (worried): Come more, or Dazaijiu may die.

Shrine attendant (crying): Take it!Can't!That's our bell!

Osamu Dazai: Wow, speaking of sprinkling cumin, boss, would you sprinkle it with your elbow?Give me a try?

Red Yama: ...

Hong Yan Mo: (Smacking Jiu's head angrily)