Disqualification between tweets

Osamu Dazai was rarely in a gloomy state.

He shrank in the corner, poisonous mushrooms were out of reach, so he began to think about other ways to find death.Now the situation has undoubtedly reached a very serious point, the final day of reckoning is coming, and he, who is doomed to be zero, may be put into the frying pan.

"Hey, Dazai Chiu." Bai Lanjiu stepped on the mop, which was soaked in a lot of water and was very smooth, so he stepped on the mop and slid over with a "swipe" sound. When he reached Osamu Dazai, he even made a drift brake.Apparently, just like Mujiu's fork, Bai Lanjiu's mop was also broken.

"Have you counted your merits?" He was like classmates asking each other if they finished their homework, and successfully exposed his gloating in the next sentence, "Is it zero?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "You hate Chiu!"

Bai Lanjiu laughed wildly, and slid away on the water-soaked mop.

Osamu Dazai's grief is far from over, and the next greeting will come soon.Tong Mo happily held a piece of paper, and twirled lightly while running, what a happy bird!

"Da Zaijiu! Come to Kangkang! My test this time is one hundred faint!"

"...Oh." Osamu Dazai responded indifferently, he didn't want to hear these things, but how could Tong Mo, who has always been good at disliking people, miss such an opportunity, of course he wanted to come over to get a good impression.

"What's your score?" He asked enthusiastically, and suddenly remembered something, Little Wing slapped his head, and the Pilu hat was crooked, "Hey, I forgot, your evaluation results will be obtained after the first year of the new year. to come out."

"And Boss Hong announced it himself? Ah, Da Zaijiu must have done well in the exam, maybe you can get the little red flower from Boss Hong, envy Jiu."

"It should also be a hundred times, alas, my hundred times are worthless."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Then take your hundred dicks and get out.

"Hey, how could I be so dazed, I can't wait to tear up the evaluation form."

Even if no one paid attention to him, Tong Mo still muttered very vigorously, he was like the bully in the class who pretended to cry despite getting a high score in the exam, making people want to stuff his head directly into the hole in the desk.

"...Then I'll tear it up for you."

One paw grabbed Tong Mo's evaluation form, swiped it a few times, and tore the Hundred Hours' evaluation form into countless pieces.The long dull hair swayed, and Kamui Chuo happily flapped his wings twice, his blue eyes curled up happily.

"Okay, don't you hurry up and kneel down to thank me?"

Tong Mo: "..."

Tong Mo: "Wow——"

Tong Mo cried loudly, a steel fork suddenly protruded from the stabbing, and the fork stabbed his buttocks.

"Ku Jiujiu, what is the ghost calling, it's so noisy."

As the New Year approached, Mujiu also temporarily came to the headquarters from the branch.Firstly, to help out, and secondly, he himself has some matters to apply for Hong Yanmo's approval.As a result, on the way, he met a few colleagues who were chirping, and Tong Mo slapped him in the ear, and the steel fork came out of the rivers and lakes again.

It is worth mentioning that he still wears a parting gift from Boss Red around his neck——

A silver collar.

"I'm a ghost, so of course I want to scream like a ghost." Tong Mo was extremely aggrieved, "Shenwei Jiu tore off my Baihun! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Without raising his eyelids, Liudaokui poked him again with a fork, and Tong Mo's whole chirp shrank, like a round glutinous rice ball suddenly deflated.

"It's useless. The boss just finished explaining the job to me and went out."

Tong Mo felt like the sky was falling.

Shenwei proudly "chirped" twice, and before he could be happy for too long, he heard Mujiu say.

"Ku Jiujiu, don't be too happy, Boss Hong has arranged a job for you."

Shenweijiu's face sank with a "clack", what's the use of having a high force value?Liudao Mu stabbed him with an invisible steel fork!

Dazai Osamu, on the other hand, looked thoughtfully at Rokudokuku, who was wearing a silver collar and holding a steel fork, then at the little pigtail with majestic eyes, and finally fell into deep thought.He clearly remembered that there were other accessories on Youjiu that could be combined with Liudaokui...

Oh!He remembered!

A quarter of an hour later, Liu Daoku held a steel fork in his hand, wore a silver collar, put his mop head down and tied it into a small braid, and was wearing a small gown of Yiwoza, standing there with an indifferent expression.

"Couldn't you be a little bit more aggressive?!" Osamu Dazai shouted, "It's almost there! Just imagine someone stealing melons!"

Liu Daoku's expression suddenly became fierce, holding the steel fork, the illusion unfolded spontaneously, and the seaside sand under the golden full moon emerged.Osamu Dazai laughed until he rolled on the ground, and the veins on Rokudaokuro's forehead twitched violently, and he threw the steel fork at him forcefully——

"Kujiu! I told you to laugh at me!"

The stalk of Runtu can't be passed, right? !

"...What are you doing?" Hong Yanmo came back with Zun Jiu and Sanming Jiu.As the New Year approached, he had been very busy recently. As soon as he had some free time, he took Zun Jiu and San Ming Jiu to apply for a senior card non-stop. Ghosts and gods judge age only by their mental state, and these two Jiu Jiu are already qualified.

He put the two Jiujiu on the ground to reunite them, and then looked around, but he didn't see Bai Lanjiu.

"Where's Bai Lanjiu?"

"Ah Chirp, I didn't see it just now."

"Going to eat, chirp?"

"Are you slacking off?"

Hong Yanmo was not at ease, and let the Jiujiu who had to work freely except for the working Kuijiu and Shenweijiu. He searched around the headquarters of Yan Moting, but he didn't see the white fluffy Jiuying. Feeling puzzled, he returned to his office paper, and before he could enter the door, he suddenly stopped.

Top swordsmen can move completely silently.Hong Yanmo walked in lightly, and saw something moving in the drawer of his desk at a glance.He didn't make a sound, and slowly came to the back of the drawer, silently looking at Bai Lanjiu, who pouted and rummaged through the drawer.

After an arduous search and extremely tense vigilance in the process, Bai Lanjiu finally found what he wanted, and happily "Jiujiu" twice.

Although he laughed happily at Osamu Dazai, he also knew that Osamu Dazai's grades were absolutely zero, and any normal chirp would definitely be superior to Zero, and there was no comparison value at all.Among the rest of Jiujiu, Tong Mojiu must be the No. 1 well-deserved, even after the evaluation is over, he is eye-catching and stunned; although Shenwei spends most of his time out fighting, he is very happy with his work; Zunjiu said no Loud, my health is not good, but I seem to have done a lot of work...

After thinking about it and comparing it horizontally, Bai Lan felt uneasy, so he decided to take some measures.

That is to change the attendance sheet!

He wants to get at least the top three Jiujiu!

Bai Lan quickly found his own attendance sheet. He pouted his buttocks and used a special pen to fill in some blank spaces. He was working hard to correct it when someone poked him behind him.

"Don't bother me, busy chirping!" Bai Lan moved his body impatiently, but after three seconds, he froze.

"What are you busy with, Chirp? Can Hong help Chirp?" Hong Yanmo looked amiable, "Go and help Mujiu, Hong hopes you can form a new occupational disease Chirp."

Bai Lan was hit by the scabbard and flew away limply.In the open space in front of Yan Moting, the fire straws for the New Year are being prepared. They need to be piled together and then bundled into haystacks. Now this is Bai Lan's punishment.He worked listlessly for a while, when he suddenly heard exclamations, and when he looked up, Mujiu was showing off again.

I saw him dancing vigorously with a steel fork, shoveling straw from one side, crossing a beautiful semicircle, and then stacking it to the other side, without any pause in the whole process, coupled with his silver collar and pigtail shape, let People doubt whether he is shoveling straw or shoveling.

He shoveled so fast, Bai Lan watched helplessly that Tong Mo, who was bewildered, was also shoveled up and piled into the straw.There is a machine running beside it, and the straw is piled up in a ball on the transmission array and moves forward. It is first compressed and then cut. One of the small squares that are transmitted clearly has Tong Mo's terrified face.

Bai Lanjiu: "Puff chirp chirp chirp... chirp?"

At some point, he was also shoveled up, turned into a small cube sandwiched between straws and piled aside, next to the Dazaijiu cube.

"You're here too." Dazai Osamu's voice was faint, "Shall we post?"

Who wants to post with you!

Hong Yanmo glanced at the open space and found that the sparrows were all working hard, so he lowered his head and looked at the daily attendance sheet with confidence.Attendance is an important part of gaining merit. Basically, Hong Yanmo can see how much merit the other party can gain this year by looking at the attendance sheet.

In the past, Tong Mo's achievements were always top notch, but he came to atone for his sins, so his merits were greatly discounted, and almost all of them were wiped out, leaving only some residue.In order to make Tong Mo not feel discriminated against, Hong Yan Mo included Tong Mo in the overall ranking of merits in Yan Moting, and every time he ranked first or second, it was very powerful.

Then the second is usually Kamui, then Zun, then Bailan, then...

Hong Yanmo's hand turning the attendance sheet stopped suddenly, and she took another look at the name on the attendance sheet to make sure that she was not dazzled.

No!Although he is not dazzled, there is definitely something wrong chirp!

How can Da Zaijiu's attendance sheet be filled with ticks? ! !

Reminiscent of Bai Lanjiu's previous jiujiu, plus he went out during the day and was not in the office, a certain jiu undoubtedly had a lot of mobile phone opportunities, but Hong Yanmo didn't expect him to change like this!

Wouldn't Jiu's conscience hurt? !

Hong Yanmo simply hated iron but steel. He took the "evidence" and went downstairs to find Da Zaijiu to settle the score. On the way, he passed by a meat weigher in the kitchen. When he came out, he already had a huge—roller?

In the open space, Jiujiu Cube has already started playing match-[-]s by itself, and Shenwei can wipe out a group of Jiujiu.

"Bangdang-"

Hong Yanmo placed the huge roller in the center of the courtyard.

"Remember the last time you weighed yourself?"

"Come on, Fat Chirp Run Roller Chirp!"

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The new usage of Shoujiu steel fork get√

I was so tired that I was about to fall asleep, but fortunately I caught up with Chiu!