Disqualification between tweets

When Hong Yanmo rushed to the big kitchen, the situation was already quite out of control.

Da Zaijiu was bouncing around, extremely jubilant, while Bai Lanjiu was still fanning the flames, asking him to describe what he had seen.

"After all, normal people don't know how to eat poisonous mushrooms." Bai Lanjiu looked very interested, "It's rare to have precious materials around, and it would be a waste not to ask about your feelings... Eh? Are you a villain? You will see Villain? Chirp, interesting!"

Hong Yanmo used the scabbard to let the schadenfreude Jiujiu feel what is really interesting.

He approached the bouncing Dazaijiu, and was immediately spotted by Jiujiu who was in an extremely excited state, and then his calf was hugged.Da Zaijiu hugged Hong Yanmo's leg and kept chirping.

"Boss Red, Boss Red! There are villains! There are two villains rowing on the wall over there!"

"Small colorful mushrooms! Little colorful mushrooms are circling on top of Boss Red!"

"Chirp chirp chirp mushroom chirp chirp chirp!"

Hong Yanmo: "...Did he eat it on his own initiative?"

The sparrow supervisor of the big kitchen was full of snot and tears, and such a serious accident happened under his management. As a supervisor, he was completely ashamed to face the red boss.

"Yes, today's main task is to wash the fungus." The supervisor sobbed, "I told you from the beginning, don't eat it, don't eat it, it will definitely be poisoned if it is not processed, but I didn't expect it to be..."

"I'm so stupid, really. I only knew that the fungus is poisonous, but I didn't know that there would be Jiu who would take the initiative to eat it. Didn't I have enough to eat? Wu Jiu Jiu."

Hong Yanmo picked up the fungus that was the culprit, no, it’s too unfair to say it is the culprit, what’s wrong with the fungus, look at the bite gap, it’s such a fierce and big bite, it’s full of food for use The determination to send yourself away with this bite!

At this moment, Boss Hong vaguely sensed that this "good-looking Jiujiu" did seem to have a big problem.

--seek death.

Hong Yanmo turned his gaze to Da Zaijiu, Da Zaijiu didn't notice it, and was still bouncing around holding his leg.

"Little man...Little man...Jiu Jiu Jiu..."

"Mushrooms... mushrooms... oops! It hurts!"

Da Zaijiu used his two small wings to cover the bag on his head that was knocked out by the scabbard, tears streaming down his face.

"It hurts, Boss Hong..."

Hong Yanmo was expressionless.

"Carry him away and induce vomiting."

So Da Zaijiu was carried on a stretcher, and surrounded by mushrooms and villains, he moved to the medical room.As soon as the stretcher left the big kitchen, Hong Yanmo heard the exclamation of the sparrows from the corridor outside, accompanied by Dazaijiu's super loud——

"Boss Red! Boss Red! Where's Boss Red? So big, Boss Hong, who wants to die for me!"

Boss Hong covered his face with one hand, he didn't want to watch or listen anymore.

It's the season of eating mushrooms now, and the big kitchen is full of fresh mushrooms every day, so he has to change jobs for Da Zaijiu.

When Osamu Dazai opened his eyes again, he was already in the medical room.He couldn't remember what he had done. He only remembered that the mushroom was so big that he took a big bite. In theory, it would be poisoned to death, so it didn't.

what a pity.

With an empty stomach, Osamu Dazai got up and squatted down, and saw a bowl of white porridge on the small table next to him.He happily served the bowl to eat, Yan Moting's food was simply too satisfying, even if it was just white rice porridge, it was delicious.

But... Boss Hong didn't come to feed him?It turned out that he would be fed when he was injured.

"Dazai-kun, you're awake."

Hearing this voice, Osamu Dazai buried his head even lower, as if he didn't want to talk to him at all.Bai Lan didn't take it seriously, dragged a big bag of cotton candy and climbed onto the chair next to the bed, looking at him with a smile.

"Dazai-kun, I heard that you are going to change jobs."

He seemed to be complacent, Dazai Osamu didn't know why he was so complacent, but it didn't affect him to finish the porridge.After drinking the porridge, he was also full of blood, and happily started to deal with Bai Lan.

"Don't you have to do a job for several months? I only did it for a few days."

"But Boss Hong said so, does Dazai-kun want to know what his next job will be?"

Bai Lan seemed to be a little more complacent, and Osamu Dazai raised a little bit of vigilance in his heart.

"What is it? Anyway, let's do housework."

"It's mopping the floor!"

Bai Lan's whole body trembled. In the field of mopping the floor, he believed that no one in the special group could surpass him!He has been mopping the floor for three months, and he has very rich experience in how to wash the mop, how to twist the mop, and how to mop the floor with less effort.

But he won't tell all these experiences to the annoying Chirp in front of him, Chirp ha ha ha ha!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He probably understood why Bai Lanjiu was so proud.

But what is there to be proud of mopping the floor!

Osamu Dazai felt a little speechless, he paused for a while, and then spoke slowly.

"Bai Lanjiu... haven't you noticed it yourself?"

Your thinking has gradually changed!

very scary!Yan Moting is really scary!The good mafia actually became proud of doing housework well. Given time, they will be completely brainwashed to take pride in doing housework, right? !

It's terrible! ! !

"What did you find?" Bai Lan still didn't realize it, and said proudly, "A rookie like you won't understand how difficult it is to mop the floor. If you lack skills...I look forward to your performance."

"..."

Bai Lanjiu flew away triumphantly, leaving Osamu Dazai on the hospital bed to play a little bit.

It's hopeless, Bai Lanjiu.

But... what exactly is the technique of mopping the floor?I actually kind of want to know how to break it!

After being able to get off the hospital bed, Osamu Dazai still has a rather uncooperative attitude towards his second job.

Yan Moting will open tonight, so there are quite high requirements for the floor, and no trace of dust must be visible, so as to conform to Yan Moting's concept of "customer first".The sparrows in the mopping team were gearing up, and when the supervisor gave an order, they immediately flew to the faucet to wash the mop.

Osamu Dazai looked at the bucket and mop beside him, lost in thought.

He was thinking how to be lazy.

"Da Zaijiu, why don't you work?" The leader of the mopping team asked, "Is there anything I didn't understand?"

The sparrows of Yan Moting are very well protected by Boss Hong. They are very innocent, cute and warm-hearted. The only thing they are passionate about every day is housework and gossip.

"It feels a bit difficult..."

"It's okay! As the team leader, I will help you!"

The sparrow team leader immediately took his small bucket and mop to the faucet, and seriously demonstrated how to wash the mop and how to connect half a bucket of water.Osamu Dazai quickly harvested the washed mop and half a bucket of water, and smiled at the sparrow team leader.

"Team leader, thank you so much Chiu! But I haven't dragged the floor before..."

"Leave it to me! I'll give you a demonstration of Jiu Jiu Jiu!"

Osamu Dazai felt a slight prick in his illusory conscience, so he moved to the leader of the Sparrow who was struggling to mop the floor for him, and chatted with him, which was a very refreshing behavior for the sparrow.

It can also make the sparrow team leader forget that he is mopping the floor for him.

"I heard that the best soup spring nearby is a place called a soup house." Osamu Dazai raised his head, and the sparrow team leader immediately said everything unsuspectingly.

"That's not it! Chirp! The best hot spring is from our Yan Moting! Yan Moting has always been committed to the high-end market. The most precious hot spring will not be opened easily. Only real distinguished guests can enjoy it. It is said that the hot spring water that flows out is gold If you soak in it, you can prolong your life by a hundred years!"

The sparrow team leader was mopping the floor, and someone was talking to him next to him, so he couldn't be too happy.

"However, when it comes to the scale of the soup spring, it is true that the soup house is relatively strong. It directly boils hot water and provides it to guests. If it is cleaned every day, there is no need to worry that too many guests will damage the water quality."

Well, it turns out that one is a mountain hot spring, and the other is a soup bath with hot water. Sure enough, they are targeting different markets.Osamu Dazai thought back to the hot spring last night, where the sparrows were still gossip about the hot spring house.

"But... the soup house is really scary." Sparrow team leader shuddered, "My uncle's friend's sister's husband used to work there, and it is said that he had to work more than ten hours a day. To work overtime unconditionally... Jiujiu! Terrible!"

"Grandma Tang loves money very much. She will sign contracts with ghosts or ghosts to take away their names. Without a name, you will never be able to leave the soup house, and you will always work for Granny Tang."

Osamu Dazai heard a lot of gossip about the soup house, and finally asked a question that he was more concerned about.

"Does Yan Moting not work overtime? What if a customer suddenly comes to the door with a huge sum of money?"

"Chirp?" The sparrow team leader showed a shocked look, "Let's not talk about whether the huge sum of money can impress the wealthy Yan Moting. Ah, it’s so busy every night, of course there are rooms only after making an appointment.”

What if the opponent is a very powerful and powerful god?Osamu Dazai wanted to ask Boss Hong how much he protected Yan Moting, but before he could open his mouth, an evil spirit suddenly came from the front door.Because it will be open at night, and mopping the floor needs ventilation, the door of Yan Moting is open at this moment, and the group of black shadows is standing at the main entrance, slowly moving to the floor that has just been mopped, and a puddle of oil spills in an instant.

"Hey!!!" The mahjong group's hair was all blown up, "Guests! I'm sorry! We haven't reached the opening time yet, and some people require formal attire to come in for consumption. Please show the reservation interface and wait for a while... 噫啾Chirp!"

The black shadow turned a deaf ear and continued to move forward, another large area of ​​the floor was polluted.

Osamu Dazai remained calm, and the leader of the sparrow group was inadvertently hidden behind him, and broke down:

"One, one warning! Guests please respect yourself!"

Heiying noticed the leader of the sparrow group who kept making noises, and the wriggling black air gathered on his head to form a beast's head, showing a ferocious smile.

【I have money……】

【Eat... sparrow...】

"Yeah! Threatening the staff, two or two warnings!"

Osamu Dazai started to lead the sparrow team leader back. He had never been in contact with ghosts and gods, so he didn't know what methods the other party had.He deliberately threw the mop on the other side's path, and after being stained with black oil, it actually began to melt quickly, which made him retreat a little faster.

However, with the degree of control over Yan Moting, Boss Hong should be there soon, so there is no need to worry too much.

The first one to arrive was not Boss Hong, but Bai Lan.

The white fluffy Chirp, who was originally looking lazy, jumped down the steps dragging the bag of cotton candy, and suddenly saw a large group of oil stains spreading on the floor at the door, and it suddenly solidified.

"This guest..." Bai Lan showed a false smile, "Did you do anything to my floor?"

The almost white golden red flame ignited, and Bai Lanxue's blue eyes fixed on this unruly guest.

"Three warnings. Dirty floors are such a nuisance, do you know how long I used to slog every day?!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

It's really completely chirped!

Bai Lan chirp!

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The author has something to say:

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Yes, it will be Jiuhua, Bai Lanjiu has been successfully brainwashed here for three months.

Other chirp?Of course it's over!Tong Mo has been here for three years, washing dishes in his dreams!

Da Zaijiu will probably be the most stubborn one, after all, this article is called "Jiujian Disqualification" 23333