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Chapter 28 Takeaway
Liudao Mu originally thought that if he came to be the villain, he would not only get the body of the tenth generation of Pengelie and give orders, but also live a very happy life.
But no, even eating Bawang meal has to be detained to wash the dishes.
He has never underestimated Hibari Kyoya, and even investigated in advance, because to prevent the black-doctor known as "Trident Shamar" from harassing girls, Hibari Kyoya formed a relationship with this black doctor, and Shamar intended to Let the carefully cultivated mosquitoes carry the "sakura disease" virus to plot against the skylark.After Liudao Mu got the news, he immediately decided to use illusion to change the cherry blossoms and bring down Hibari Kyouya.
Of course, this method is not bright, but what does an illusionist want to be upright!
Shamar has released the mosquitoes!
Shamar's mosquito is approaching Hibari Kyoya!
Immediately!Shamar's mosquitoes are about to bite...
"Snapped!"
All of Liu Dao Mu's plans ended up in Boss Hong's closed palms.
Six Paths: "..."
When Boss Hong lit up the wormwood in the whole store and slaughtered mosquitoes frantically, Liu Daokuo watched from a distance with the eyes of the person who signed the contract, as if he had been smoked by the smoke of wormwood, he couldn't help crying.
Hibari Kyouya in his prime is definitely not easy to deal with. Liu Dao Mu spent a lot of effort, all the elites and illusion tricks to force the opponent to be temporarily trapped somewhere, and he also failed.The Avengers were getting closer and closer, and Liu Dao Mu became more and more urgent, but fortunately, Tsunayoshi Sawada came to his door on his own initiative.
At the same time, Hibari Kyoya stayed in the illusion space, rubbing a small yellow bird with a flat beak under his hands, and many other small yellow birds "chirped" around him, waiting in line to be rua.
Hibari Kyouya's expression was rare and peaceful, while ruaing at these well-behaved little yellow birds, he took out his phone to check the time.
After only 10 minutes, you can play rua again.
It's just that the hand feel is not as good as rua's red boss. The red boss's feathers are well-groomed and smooth, and the color is beautiful. The beauty in Jiujiu is one of the best.
Kyouya Hibari didn't know that his mobile phone was tampered with by illusion, and the passage of time became unprecedentedly slow, but when he thought of Boss Hong, he naturally thought of the food in Boss Red's shop.The carefully cooked meals are not the same every day, and there is soup, which perfectly cured Hibari Kyoya's problem of not being on time for three meals, and went to Yan Moting for dinner regardless of the weather.
Thinking about it this way, I'm still a little hungry.
Hibari Kyouya ruajiu's hand suddenly paused, he remembered that he had just had a full meal before coming to Obsidian Paradise, why was he hungry after only 10 minutes?This shouldn't be, after discovering doubts, the foundation of the illusion was shaken, and the time on the phone changed, Hibari Kyouya suddenly got up, stared at the time on the phone, and showed a sharp smile.
"Wow, what a guts."
The walls of the room were torn apart along with the illusion, the old-fashioned school uniform of the chairman of the ghost committee was unfurled, and the duckweed crutch in his hand shone with a ferocious coldness.Considering the deceptive nature of the illusion, Hibari Kyouya simply ignored the wall and smashed it all the way, letting him find the right place in a short time.
Rokudokuku, who had already been beaten by Sawada Tsunayoshi: "..."
Fantasy doubles.
While typing, Tsunayoshi Sawada noticed that Rokudo Mukuro's cell phone had fallen out.He didn't intend to look at it, but the page lit up, and the pattern of the sparrow in Yan Moting's bamboo was extremely conspicuous.
[The merchant has accepted the order, and the rider is rushing to the merchant~]
Kokichi Sawada:"……"
Why, Liu Dao Mu, let's fight and order takeaway? !
"Ahem, Pengo Lie." Liu Dao Mu leaned against the wall weakly, Hibari Kyouya put him down, didn't want to gather together at all, but stood far away, Liu Dao Mu coughed and said weakly, " If I could... I really want to eat Yan Moting's egg tarts again..."
He made up his mind, now that the matter has come to an end, it is better to make a miserable sale first, and then seek...
Hearing what Rokudoku said, Tsunayoshi Sawada immediately took out an egg tart from the thermos bag.
"Here it is, it's still hot, eat it while it's hot."
"If you need anything else, here is the apple pie from Boss Hong."
Six Paths: "..."
He had to eat an egg tart bite by bite under everyone's gaze.
"Okay, the meal of decapitation has been eaten, and he's probably on his way." The little baby in the black suit raised the brim of his hat, "Gang, step back a little, the Avengers are coming."
Accompanied by the cold mist and the sound of chains, three tall avengers wearing top hats came slowly. Their faces were completely wrapped in bandages, and they were so densely packed that it was impossible to see their faces clearly, which added a bit of weirdness to the plain.
However, Tsunayoshi Sawada watched for a while, then squatted on the ground and whispered to Li Baoen.
"Is that... the bandages are popular this year? I see that Dazaijiu in the Red Boss shop also has them, but not as many as the Avengers. In order to keep up with fashion and not be ridiculed, I, if I want to wrap a little bit ah……"
Reborn:"……"
As an outstanding and attractive adult man, he knocked on the head of the useless disciple and decisively corrected the other party's wrong fashion concept.
"Don't learn it, Gang, it's just a second-degree illness."
the Avengers:"……"
Da Zaijiu: "..."
Sawada Tsunayoshi was corrected, clutching his aching head, watching the Avengers tie the chain around Rokudo Mukuro's neck.He glanced at Liu Dao Mu's cell phone that fell on the ground, hesitated, and opened his mouth to say something, but Li Baoen stopped him.
"Gang, that's the Avenger, the manager of the Avenger Prison, and those who violate the rules of the Mafia will be thrown there, as is the case with Liu Dao Mukuro." He pulled the brim of his hat with a dull expression, "At this time, it is not suitable to start Conflict."
Sawada Tsunayoshi glanced at the phone on the ground again, with a struggling expression.
"But……"
【Then, we will take the prisoner away. 】
With the soft sound of the chain, Liu Daomui was dragged to the side of the Avengers, coughing softly, with a painful expression on his face.
Sawada Tsunayoshi's expression was also very painful. He opened his mouth and closed it again, the phone screen flickered, and he scratched his hair in despair.
[The rider has received the order, and the food will be delivered to you within an hour~]
It's over!Boss Hong's delivery has already started, and Liu Dao Mu was captured by the Avengers again, what should I do!How can the takeaway be delivered to Liu Dao Mu!
Following his desperate eyes, Li Baoen also saw the mobile phone on the ground.
"..."
Things are getting a little tricky.
***
Hong Yanmo spent some money to come back from the bottom of the world, and the Jiujiu came to welcome him warmly.Boss Hong glanced at the two piles of strangely shaped rubbish on the ground, and asked someone to scoop them out with a shovel.
"Jiu Jiu is normal in the store?" He asked Zun Jiu, the wine-red Jiu Jiu nodded, and Hong Yan Mo smiled.
Although he would be lazy and noisy at ordinary times, but at the critical moment when he left the store, all the chirps would still work together to chirp!
Kamui Chirp landed on his shoulder, and Daimao dangled comfortably, opening his mouth to shout hungry.
"Boss, when is dinner?"
Before he finished speaking, he had already slapped Da Zaijiu who was yelling "Jiujiu" and also wanted to jump on Hong Yanmo's shoulder, then turned his head and looked obedient again.
"I want to eat beef chirp!"
Hong Yanmo glanced at Da Zaijiu who was bouncing on the ground. It was unbelievable that he had been practicing for more than half a year, but he had never been able to fly. He was bouncing on the ground like a salted fish without dreams.
He remembered the matter of asking Da Zaijiu to work again.
Or let Da Zai deliver a takeaway. Tong Mo has done this job a few times, and it feels good and relatively easy, but... Da Zaijiu can't fly, so I'm afraid he can only take a car to deliver food.
It's okay for Sparrow to deliver food by car.
Hong Yanmo glanced at the background of Yan Moting's takeaway app. This app is actually common to all small worlds, but only some functions will be enabled for customers of a single small world.As the boss of Yan Moting, Hong Yanmo sees all kinds of information on his terminal machine, such as "strawberry parfait" and "dragon dumpling", but with his business ability, he still easily picks out the information. And Sheng's order.
[One set of all packages. 】
"..."
Is this way of ordering meals familiar?
The order had been taken before Hong Yanmo came back, and the meal had just been made, and the remaining time was 10 minutes, even if it was dawdling dazai, it would be enough to deliver it.Hong Yanmo packed the food himself, put it in a special container that can hold a lot of food, and hung it around Da Zaijiu's neck with a red string.
"After the meal is delivered, this container will be yours." Boss Hong tried to motivate.
Osamu Dazai still looked like a loveless salted fish, he walked two steps while wearing the container necklace, and slowly flattened to the ground in an unbearable weakness.Layers of small fluff spread out little by little, as if melting on the spot, and finally on a piece of fluff, only one head was left still moving.
"I'm so tired..." He tilted his head, "I'm afraid I won't be able to make it to Chirp..."
"Actually, I've thought about Chiu, I don't plan to be a human anymore..."
He lay peacefully paralyzed.
"I want to be a real sparrow chirp."
Red Yama: "..."
Look at your fluffy belly before you talk!You are no longer a human, you are a sparrow!
"No, no, no, I mean, I want to be a pure sparrow." Osamu Dazai paralyzed peacefully, "I finally figured out the logic just now, sparrows don't know how to work, and just tweeting once a day is enough gone."
"The sparrow of Yan Moting is a fake sparrow, work; I am a real sparrow, I don't work."
"I don't work!"
Hearing that he was talking nonsense here, Hong Yanmo replied abruptly.
"A real sparrow wants to eat a worm."
"..."
Dazai gritted his teeth.
"Of course, because I'm a real Sparrow Chu!"
So hard?The other people turned into Jiujiu respected him, but they didn't dare to show their respect, because Boss Hong smiled, and the scabbard was exposed under his sleeve.
"Yes, you can be a real sparrow chirping." Hong Yanmo looked amiable, "Then from now on, you can cultivate the conditioned reflex for me, the conditioned reflex that all animals have and can be learned the day after tomorrow."
Dazai Osamu: "..."
"The final result may be even better than Tong Mo, he still can't wash the dishes as soon as he hears the sound of water."
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Seeing that Osamu Dazai was silent, Tong Mo laughed loudly, as if he was too excited, tears flowed slowly from Qicai Liuli's eyes.
Tong Mo: "Chirp ha ha ha ha ha woo woo woo..."
Tong Mo was poked by Boss Hong and got hurt.
A tragic atmosphere hangs around.
Since Da Zaijiu decided to take the roughest road, Boss Hong will not force him this time, and plans to find another deliveryman to deliver food.However, ten minutes after the delivery man was dispatched, a call came back, and the panicked delivery man was on the opposite side.
"Boss Hong, Hong! Something is wrong!" the hunky delivery man fought back tears, "The food may not be delivered to the customers!"
Hong Yanmo frowned, "What's wrong? Make it clear!"
It's a matter of Yan Moting's reputation that the takeaway can't be delivered to the customers!
"Yes, yes!" The delivery man sobbed, "There is a note on the order, and it needs to be delivered to the customer. It can't be put in the storage place casually. I will go directly to Obsidian Paradise to deliver."
"But...but! The people here told me that the guest was just taken away by what is called the Avengers Prison!"
"Boss Hong, what should I do now, woo woo woo!"
After Hong Yanmo heard the cause and effect, his expression was calm. He first comforted the crying male delivery man, and then said loudly:
"It's okay, you come back to see off the order, this order..."
The red-haired master of Yan Moting pressed his sword with one hand, and slowly raised his eyes, his three-color feather sleeves fluttered automatically without wind, and his rouge red pupils were extremely sharp.
"This order - I will deliver it myself!"
Under the watchful eyes of all Jiujiu, Hong Yanmo arranged to repackage a dish and carried it with him in a special space container.He didn't set off for Obsidian Paradise in a hurry, but went directly to Chuanping Real Estate next door.Chuanping had just finished eating a portion of vegetarian ramen from Yan Moting at noon today, and was lying down peacefully. He was surprised when Hong Yanmo knocked on the door and came in.
"...Boss Red?"
Hong Yanmo's eyes darkened.
"About the Avengers Prison, Hong thought, you know something, Chiu." He raised his head slightly with a solemn expression, "Please tell Hong!"
Chuanping put away his leisurely expression. He didn't know why Hong Yanmo, who was a top swordsman, would ask about the Avengers Prison to support him?Or have a grudge with the other party?In any case, it will have a great impact on his plan that has lasted for thousands of years. If possible, Chuanping would never want to have an enemy like Ben Yanmo.
However, he usually paid a lot of attention to Hong Yanmo. When did Hong Yanmo get involved with the Avengers Prison?
Chuanping remained calm, intending to try again, but he saw Hong Yanmo took out a pocket watch and opened it, looked at the time on it, showing a rare anxious expression.
Why?What is he worried about?What did Avengers Prison do?
Hong Yanmo pursed her lips and glanced at her pocket watch again.
"No time chirp!"
Time is running out?What time?Why no time?
At this time, Chuanping almost made up a universe in his brain.
Hong Yanmo took a deep breath, and his hair stood up nervously.He stepped forward and approached Chuanping, the aura of the top swordsman put a lot of psychological pressure on Chuanping, until——
"There is less than half an hour left for the food delivery! Mr. Chuanping, if the Avengers capture the prisoner here, what route will they take to bring them back to the Avengers Prison? By the way, if possible, can the location of the Avengers Prison be please Can you tell me about Chiu? If I can’t catch up on the road, I’ll send it there, and then I’ll personally apologize to the guest!”
"Mr. Kawahira? Mr. Kawahira? Are you disconnected?"
Chuanping was stunned. The primitive universe in his brain evolved rapidly amidst a violent explosion. I don’t know how many billions of years passed before the earth was born, and I don’t know how many years passed. The earth has flourished and developed to this day. The devil knocked on his door and told him that the meal delivery time is coming to an end, please tell him where the Avengers are.
He covered his face with one hand and calmed down, and whispered the information that Hong Yanmo wanted.
Yan Que of Tricolor Feather's eyes lit up immediately.
"Thank you so much! I will upgrade you to a black gold card! But wait a moment, I will send this order right away!"
Chuanping covered his face with his hands, refusing to look up.Hong Yanmo couldn't delay any longer, and after thanking him again and again, he left quickly.
Chuanping vaguely heard him saying——
"Bet on my red Yan Mo's face! Bet on Yan Moting's honor! This order must be delivered to Chiu on time!"
Chuanping: "..."
Because of the urgency of the situation, Hong Yanmo directly took out his top speed, and rushed out quickly.The customer who ordered the meal has been captured, so there is no need to go to Obsidian Paradise, just follow the information given by Mr. Chuanping to the port.
According to Chuanping, the Avengers are a very powerful and highly mobile special organization. The speed at which prisoners are captured and brought back to the Avengers prison is unimaginable.Once the prisoners, especially the high-risk prisoners, are caught, they will be deprived of their mobility first, and the more serious ones will be directly canned (Boss Hong's understanding). able to tackle this daunting challenge on their own.
But—it will be delivered on time!
Hong Yanmo's fighting spirit was raging, and there were no ships at the port. Of course, he couldn't take a slow boat to chase the other party.So he made sure that the food was well kept in the container, and without hesitation, he jumped into the sparkling blue sea!He didn't sink to the bottom of the water, but stepped on the water, and started galloping at a faster speed than on land, with the takeaway bag tightly in his hand.
Boss Red launched a sprint!Boss Hong vowed to deliver it on time!
At this time, the Avengers were about to change planes with the repeat offender Liu Dao Mu.The illusion of Liudao Mukuro is very tricky, and he has a history of escaping from prison, so as soon as the opponent is caught, the avengers will lock him into a device filled with a special solution, and only when he is brought back to the prison and sinks into the water prison, it will be regarded as Absolutely no escape.
The sea is calm and the sun is shining brightly. An Avenger is standing in the cabin, behind him is a device filled with water.In the installation, the distinctive pineapple hairstyle is still intact, and strands of indigo hair are swaying in the water.Liudao Mukuro opened his eyes for a short while. Before the last moment, he didn't want to give up and escape, but the Avengers were obviously very wary.
Everything on him was also confiscated, including his mobile phone. He didn't know whether his last backhand would work or not, and whether Boss Red could compete against the Avengers.
KUFU, maybe not, it's an Avenger after all.
With no hope of escape, he spit out a string of bubbles, feeling his consciousness slowly sinking into the darkness.
The Avenger in charge of vigilance is always watching the sea, although there is nothing there, still need to be careful.He was vigilant and vigilant, and suddenly, he found a commotion faintly on the distant sea.
the Avengers:"……?"
Countless blue-black tentacles burst out of the water, and there are huge suction cups all over the tentacles, and there are hook claws in each sucker. Judging from the terrifying rust-colored traces on these tentacles, this huge monster is no longer in the sea. How many years of ups and downs has Abyss experienced.Maybe someone disturbed it, woke it up from its slumber, and then fought back in a rage.
the Avengers:"……??"
He suddenly felt that the world was a bit magical.
And when he saw the red shadow jumping between those terrifying tentacles, he was sure that this world was very magical.The red shadow kicked away one of the tentacles, and then the sword light flashed, and the monster's tentacles danced for a while, and finally chose to give in and sank slowly.The red shadow landed on the surface of the sea, actually stepped directly on the surface of the sea, and at the same time flew towards the direction of the ship.
A bright white line was pulled out on the sea surface, it was hard to imagine that this was actually the trajectory of a galloping humanoid creature, and this humanoid creature was gradually approaching.
the Avengers:"???"
terrified.
The other Avengers obviously also noticed the strange situation here, and gathered together one after another. Three tall figures wearing top hats and bandages wrapped around their facial features silently looked at the sea.
This scene is really beyond their cognition, even if it is a prison robbery, the momentum is too huge!
[Listen, it seems to be shouting something. 】
One of the Avengers said that he made a movement to listen, there was the sound of sea water and the sound of ships moving, even with their extraordinary hearing power, it was still a little blurry.
The change of the Avengers also caught Liu Dao Mu's attention. He slowly opened his eyes, only to see the backs of three Avengers who were waiting intently.
Then he heard an Avenger speak.
【I seem to hear clearly... shouting...】
【You--of--out--sell--chirp--】
【…】
【? ? ? 】
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The author has something to say:
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Boss Hong: Even if the customer is locked in a water prison, Hong will break through the encirclement and knock on the customer's tin can to tell the customer "your takeaway has arrived"!
Liudaoku: ...
the Avengers:……
The Avengers feel fucked.
But no, even eating Bawang meal has to be detained to wash the dishes.
He has never underestimated Hibari Kyoya, and even investigated in advance, because to prevent the black-doctor known as "Trident Shamar" from harassing girls, Hibari Kyoya formed a relationship with this black doctor, and Shamar intended to Let the carefully cultivated mosquitoes carry the "sakura disease" virus to plot against the skylark.After Liudao Mu got the news, he immediately decided to use illusion to change the cherry blossoms and bring down Hibari Kyouya.
Of course, this method is not bright, but what does an illusionist want to be upright!
Shamar has released the mosquitoes!
Shamar's mosquito is approaching Hibari Kyoya!
Immediately!Shamar's mosquitoes are about to bite...
"Snapped!"
All of Liu Dao Mu's plans ended up in Boss Hong's closed palms.
Six Paths: "..."
When Boss Hong lit up the wormwood in the whole store and slaughtered mosquitoes frantically, Liu Daokuo watched from a distance with the eyes of the person who signed the contract, as if he had been smoked by the smoke of wormwood, he couldn't help crying.
Hibari Kyouya in his prime is definitely not easy to deal with. Liu Dao Mu spent a lot of effort, all the elites and illusion tricks to force the opponent to be temporarily trapped somewhere, and he also failed.The Avengers were getting closer and closer, and Liu Dao Mu became more and more urgent, but fortunately, Tsunayoshi Sawada came to his door on his own initiative.
At the same time, Hibari Kyoya stayed in the illusion space, rubbing a small yellow bird with a flat beak under his hands, and many other small yellow birds "chirped" around him, waiting in line to be rua.
Hibari Kyouya's expression was rare and peaceful, while ruaing at these well-behaved little yellow birds, he took out his phone to check the time.
After only 10 minutes, you can play rua again.
It's just that the hand feel is not as good as rua's red boss. The red boss's feathers are well-groomed and smooth, and the color is beautiful. The beauty in Jiujiu is one of the best.
Kyouya Hibari didn't know that his mobile phone was tampered with by illusion, and the passage of time became unprecedentedly slow, but when he thought of Boss Hong, he naturally thought of the food in Boss Red's shop.The carefully cooked meals are not the same every day, and there is soup, which perfectly cured Hibari Kyoya's problem of not being on time for three meals, and went to Yan Moting for dinner regardless of the weather.
Thinking about it this way, I'm still a little hungry.
Hibari Kyouya ruajiu's hand suddenly paused, he remembered that he had just had a full meal before coming to Obsidian Paradise, why was he hungry after only 10 minutes?This shouldn't be, after discovering doubts, the foundation of the illusion was shaken, and the time on the phone changed, Hibari Kyouya suddenly got up, stared at the time on the phone, and showed a sharp smile.
"Wow, what a guts."
The walls of the room were torn apart along with the illusion, the old-fashioned school uniform of the chairman of the ghost committee was unfurled, and the duckweed crutch in his hand shone with a ferocious coldness.Considering the deceptive nature of the illusion, Hibari Kyouya simply ignored the wall and smashed it all the way, letting him find the right place in a short time.
Rokudokuku, who had already been beaten by Sawada Tsunayoshi: "..."
Fantasy doubles.
While typing, Tsunayoshi Sawada noticed that Rokudo Mukuro's cell phone had fallen out.He didn't intend to look at it, but the page lit up, and the pattern of the sparrow in Yan Moting's bamboo was extremely conspicuous.
[The merchant has accepted the order, and the rider is rushing to the merchant~]
Kokichi Sawada:"……"
Why, Liu Dao Mu, let's fight and order takeaway? !
"Ahem, Pengo Lie." Liu Dao Mu leaned against the wall weakly, Hibari Kyouya put him down, didn't want to gather together at all, but stood far away, Liu Dao Mu coughed and said weakly, " If I could... I really want to eat Yan Moting's egg tarts again..."
He made up his mind, now that the matter has come to an end, it is better to make a miserable sale first, and then seek...
Hearing what Rokudoku said, Tsunayoshi Sawada immediately took out an egg tart from the thermos bag.
"Here it is, it's still hot, eat it while it's hot."
"If you need anything else, here is the apple pie from Boss Hong."
Six Paths: "..."
He had to eat an egg tart bite by bite under everyone's gaze.
"Okay, the meal of decapitation has been eaten, and he's probably on his way." The little baby in the black suit raised the brim of his hat, "Gang, step back a little, the Avengers are coming."
Accompanied by the cold mist and the sound of chains, three tall avengers wearing top hats came slowly. Their faces were completely wrapped in bandages, and they were so densely packed that it was impossible to see their faces clearly, which added a bit of weirdness to the plain.
However, Tsunayoshi Sawada watched for a while, then squatted on the ground and whispered to Li Baoen.
"Is that... the bandages are popular this year? I see that Dazaijiu in the Red Boss shop also has them, but not as many as the Avengers. In order to keep up with fashion and not be ridiculed, I, if I want to wrap a little bit ah……"
Reborn:"……"
As an outstanding and attractive adult man, he knocked on the head of the useless disciple and decisively corrected the other party's wrong fashion concept.
"Don't learn it, Gang, it's just a second-degree illness."
the Avengers:"……"
Da Zaijiu: "..."
Sawada Tsunayoshi was corrected, clutching his aching head, watching the Avengers tie the chain around Rokudo Mukuro's neck.He glanced at Liu Dao Mu's cell phone that fell on the ground, hesitated, and opened his mouth to say something, but Li Baoen stopped him.
"Gang, that's the Avenger, the manager of the Avenger Prison, and those who violate the rules of the Mafia will be thrown there, as is the case with Liu Dao Mukuro." He pulled the brim of his hat with a dull expression, "At this time, it is not suitable to start Conflict."
Sawada Tsunayoshi glanced at the phone on the ground again, with a struggling expression.
"But……"
【Then, we will take the prisoner away. 】
With the soft sound of the chain, Liu Daomui was dragged to the side of the Avengers, coughing softly, with a painful expression on his face.
Sawada Tsunayoshi's expression was also very painful. He opened his mouth and closed it again, the phone screen flickered, and he scratched his hair in despair.
[The rider has received the order, and the food will be delivered to you within an hour~]
It's over!Boss Hong's delivery has already started, and Liu Dao Mu was captured by the Avengers again, what should I do!How can the takeaway be delivered to Liu Dao Mu!
Following his desperate eyes, Li Baoen also saw the mobile phone on the ground.
"..."
Things are getting a little tricky.
***
Hong Yanmo spent some money to come back from the bottom of the world, and the Jiujiu came to welcome him warmly.Boss Hong glanced at the two piles of strangely shaped rubbish on the ground, and asked someone to scoop them out with a shovel.
"Jiu Jiu is normal in the store?" He asked Zun Jiu, the wine-red Jiu Jiu nodded, and Hong Yan Mo smiled.
Although he would be lazy and noisy at ordinary times, but at the critical moment when he left the store, all the chirps would still work together to chirp!
Kamui Chirp landed on his shoulder, and Daimao dangled comfortably, opening his mouth to shout hungry.
"Boss, when is dinner?"
Before he finished speaking, he had already slapped Da Zaijiu who was yelling "Jiujiu" and also wanted to jump on Hong Yanmo's shoulder, then turned his head and looked obedient again.
"I want to eat beef chirp!"
Hong Yanmo glanced at Da Zaijiu who was bouncing on the ground. It was unbelievable that he had been practicing for more than half a year, but he had never been able to fly. He was bouncing on the ground like a salted fish without dreams.
He remembered the matter of asking Da Zaijiu to work again.
Or let Da Zai deliver a takeaway. Tong Mo has done this job a few times, and it feels good and relatively easy, but... Da Zaijiu can't fly, so I'm afraid he can only take a car to deliver food.
It's okay for Sparrow to deliver food by car.
Hong Yanmo glanced at the background of Yan Moting's takeaway app. This app is actually common to all small worlds, but only some functions will be enabled for customers of a single small world.As the boss of Yan Moting, Hong Yanmo sees all kinds of information on his terminal machine, such as "strawberry parfait" and "dragon dumpling", but with his business ability, he still easily picks out the information. And Sheng's order.
[One set of all packages. 】
"..."
Is this way of ordering meals familiar?
The order had been taken before Hong Yanmo came back, and the meal had just been made, and the remaining time was 10 minutes, even if it was dawdling dazai, it would be enough to deliver it.Hong Yanmo packed the food himself, put it in a special container that can hold a lot of food, and hung it around Da Zaijiu's neck with a red string.
"After the meal is delivered, this container will be yours." Boss Hong tried to motivate.
Osamu Dazai still looked like a loveless salted fish, he walked two steps while wearing the container necklace, and slowly flattened to the ground in an unbearable weakness.Layers of small fluff spread out little by little, as if melting on the spot, and finally on a piece of fluff, only one head was left still moving.
"I'm so tired..." He tilted his head, "I'm afraid I won't be able to make it to Chirp..."
"Actually, I've thought about Chiu, I don't plan to be a human anymore..."
He lay peacefully paralyzed.
"I want to be a real sparrow chirp."
Red Yama: "..."
Look at your fluffy belly before you talk!You are no longer a human, you are a sparrow!
"No, no, no, I mean, I want to be a pure sparrow." Osamu Dazai paralyzed peacefully, "I finally figured out the logic just now, sparrows don't know how to work, and just tweeting once a day is enough gone."
"The sparrow of Yan Moting is a fake sparrow, work; I am a real sparrow, I don't work."
"I don't work!"
Hearing that he was talking nonsense here, Hong Yanmo replied abruptly.
"A real sparrow wants to eat a worm."
"..."
Dazai gritted his teeth.
"Of course, because I'm a real Sparrow Chu!"
So hard?The other people turned into Jiujiu respected him, but they didn't dare to show their respect, because Boss Hong smiled, and the scabbard was exposed under his sleeve.
"Yes, you can be a real sparrow chirping." Hong Yanmo looked amiable, "Then from now on, you can cultivate the conditioned reflex for me, the conditioned reflex that all animals have and can be learned the day after tomorrow."
Dazai Osamu: "..."
"The final result may be even better than Tong Mo, he still can't wash the dishes as soon as he hears the sound of water."
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Seeing that Osamu Dazai was silent, Tong Mo laughed loudly, as if he was too excited, tears flowed slowly from Qicai Liuli's eyes.
Tong Mo: "Chirp ha ha ha ha ha woo woo woo..."
Tong Mo was poked by Boss Hong and got hurt.
A tragic atmosphere hangs around.
Since Da Zaijiu decided to take the roughest road, Boss Hong will not force him this time, and plans to find another deliveryman to deliver food.However, ten minutes after the delivery man was dispatched, a call came back, and the panicked delivery man was on the opposite side.
"Boss Hong, Hong! Something is wrong!" the hunky delivery man fought back tears, "The food may not be delivered to the customers!"
Hong Yanmo frowned, "What's wrong? Make it clear!"
It's a matter of Yan Moting's reputation that the takeaway can't be delivered to the customers!
"Yes, yes!" The delivery man sobbed, "There is a note on the order, and it needs to be delivered to the customer. It can't be put in the storage place casually. I will go directly to Obsidian Paradise to deliver."
"But...but! The people here told me that the guest was just taken away by what is called the Avengers Prison!"
"Boss Hong, what should I do now, woo woo woo!"
After Hong Yanmo heard the cause and effect, his expression was calm. He first comforted the crying male delivery man, and then said loudly:
"It's okay, you come back to see off the order, this order..."
The red-haired master of Yan Moting pressed his sword with one hand, and slowly raised his eyes, his three-color feather sleeves fluttered automatically without wind, and his rouge red pupils were extremely sharp.
"This order - I will deliver it myself!"
Under the watchful eyes of all Jiujiu, Hong Yanmo arranged to repackage a dish and carried it with him in a special space container.He didn't set off for Obsidian Paradise in a hurry, but went directly to Chuanping Real Estate next door.Chuanping had just finished eating a portion of vegetarian ramen from Yan Moting at noon today, and was lying down peacefully. He was surprised when Hong Yanmo knocked on the door and came in.
"...Boss Red?"
Hong Yanmo's eyes darkened.
"About the Avengers Prison, Hong thought, you know something, Chiu." He raised his head slightly with a solemn expression, "Please tell Hong!"
Chuanping put away his leisurely expression. He didn't know why Hong Yanmo, who was a top swordsman, would ask about the Avengers Prison to support him?Or have a grudge with the other party?In any case, it will have a great impact on his plan that has lasted for thousands of years. If possible, Chuanping would never want to have an enemy like Ben Yanmo.
However, he usually paid a lot of attention to Hong Yanmo. When did Hong Yanmo get involved with the Avengers Prison?
Chuanping remained calm, intending to try again, but he saw Hong Yanmo took out a pocket watch and opened it, looked at the time on it, showing a rare anxious expression.
Why?What is he worried about?What did Avengers Prison do?
Hong Yanmo pursed her lips and glanced at her pocket watch again.
"No time chirp!"
Time is running out?What time?Why no time?
At this time, Chuanping almost made up a universe in his brain.
Hong Yanmo took a deep breath, and his hair stood up nervously.He stepped forward and approached Chuanping, the aura of the top swordsman put a lot of psychological pressure on Chuanping, until——
"There is less than half an hour left for the food delivery! Mr. Chuanping, if the Avengers capture the prisoner here, what route will they take to bring them back to the Avengers Prison? By the way, if possible, can the location of the Avengers Prison be please Can you tell me about Chiu? If I can’t catch up on the road, I’ll send it there, and then I’ll personally apologize to the guest!”
"Mr. Kawahira? Mr. Kawahira? Are you disconnected?"
Chuanping was stunned. The primitive universe in his brain evolved rapidly amidst a violent explosion. I don’t know how many billions of years passed before the earth was born, and I don’t know how many years passed. The earth has flourished and developed to this day. The devil knocked on his door and told him that the meal delivery time is coming to an end, please tell him where the Avengers are.
He covered his face with one hand and calmed down, and whispered the information that Hong Yanmo wanted.
Yan Que of Tricolor Feather's eyes lit up immediately.
"Thank you so much! I will upgrade you to a black gold card! But wait a moment, I will send this order right away!"
Chuanping covered his face with his hands, refusing to look up.Hong Yanmo couldn't delay any longer, and after thanking him again and again, he left quickly.
Chuanping vaguely heard him saying——
"Bet on my red Yan Mo's face! Bet on Yan Moting's honor! This order must be delivered to Chiu on time!"
Chuanping: "..."
Because of the urgency of the situation, Hong Yanmo directly took out his top speed, and rushed out quickly.The customer who ordered the meal has been captured, so there is no need to go to Obsidian Paradise, just follow the information given by Mr. Chuanping to the port.
According to Chuanping, the Avengers are a very powerful and highly mobile special organization. The speed at which prisoners are captured and brought back to the Avengers prison is unimaginable.Once the prisoners, especially the high-risk prisoners, are caught, they will be deprived of their mobility first, and the more serious ones will be directly canned (Boss Hong's understanding). able to tackle this daunting challenge on their own.
But—it will be delivered on time!
Hong Yanmo's fighting spirit was raging, and there were no ships at the port. Of course, he couldn't take a slow boat to chase the other party.So he made sure that the food was well kept in the container, and without hesitation, he jumped into the sparkling blue sea!He didn't sink to the bottom of the water, but stepped on the water, and started galloping at a faster speed than on land, with the takeaway bag tightly in his hand.
Boss Red launched a sprint!Boss Hong vowed to deliver it on time!
At this time, the Avengers were about to change planes with the repeat offender Liu Dao Mu.The illusion of Liudao Mukuro is very tricky, and he has a history of escaping from prison, so as soon as the opponent is caught, the avengers will lock him into a device filled with a special solution, and only when he is brought back to the prison and sinks into the water prison, it will be regarded as Absolutely no escape.
The sea is calm and the sun is shining brightly. An Avenger is standing in the cabin, behind him is a device filled with water.In the installation, the distinctive pineapple hairstyle is still intact, and strands of indigo hair are swaying in the water.Liudao Mukuro opened his eyes for a short while. Before the last moment, he didn't want to give up and escape, but the Avengers were obviously very wary.
Everything on him was also confiscated, including his mobile phone. He didn't know whether his last backhand would work or not, and whether Boss Red could compete against the Avengers.
KUFU, maybe not, it's an Avenger after all.
With no hope of escape, he spit out a string of bubbles, feeling his consciousness slowly sinking into the darkness.
The Avenger in charge of vigilance is always watching the sea, although there is nothing there, still need to be careful.He was vigilant and vigilant, and suddenly, he found a commotion faintly on the distant sea.
the Avengers:"……?"
Countless blue-black tentacles burst out of the water, and there are huge suction cups all over the tentacles, and there are hook claws in each sucker. Judging from the terrifying rust-colored traces on these tentacles, this huge monster is no longer in the sea. How many years of ups and downs has Abyss experienced.Maybe someone disturbed it, woke it up from its slumber, and then fought back in a rage.
the Avengers:"……??"
He suddenly felt that the world was a bit magical.
And when he saw the red shadow jumping between those terrifying tentacles, he was sure that this world was very magical.The red shadow kicked away one of the tentacles, and then the sword light flashed, and the monster's tentacles danced for a while, and finally chose to give in and sank slowly.The red shadow landed on the surface of the sea, actually stepped directly on the surface of the sea, and at the same time flew towards the direction of the ship.
A bright white line was pulled out on the sea surface, it was hard to imagine that this was actually the trajectory of a galloping humanoid creature, and this humanoid creature was gradually approaching.
the Avengers:"???"
terrified.
The other Avengers obviously also noticed the strange situation here, and gathered together one after another. Three tall figures wearing top hats and bandages wrapped around their facial features silently looked at the sea.
This scene is really beyond their cognition, even if it is a prison robbery, the momentum is too huge!
[Listen, it seems to be shouting something. 】
One of the Avengers said that he made a movement to listen, there was the sound of sea water and the sound of ships moving, even with their extraordinary hearing power, it was still a little blurry.
The change of the Avengers also caught Liu Dao Mu's attention. He slowly opened his eyes, only to see the backs of three Avengers who were waiting intently.
Then he heard an Avenger speak.
【I seem to hear clearly... shouting...】
【You--of--out--sell--chirp--】
【…】
【? ? ? 】
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The author has something to say:
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Boss Hong: Even if the customer is locked in a water prison, Hong will break through the encirclement and knock on the customer's tin can to tell the customer "your takeaway has arrived"!
Liudaoku: ...
the Avengers:……
The Avengers feel fucked.
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