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Bai Rongrong chirped for a moment.

"I'm Boss Bailan, Boss Hong!" He fluttered his wings vigorously, looking aggrieved, "Don't the boss recognize me? I got back after a lot of trouble, and I want to eat the roasted marshmallows made by the boss himself!"

Hong Yanmo just stared at him, his rouge red pupils didn't blink.After a while like this, finally, he blinked his eyelashes, but shook his head slowly.

"You are not Jiu, you are Bai Lan in this parallel world."

The fluffy Chiu froze slowly. He seemed to want to struggle one last time, but the humanoid Bai Lan rushed over.

"Boss! I'm the real one!"

Bai Lanjiu didn't know what he was doing in the parallel world, didn't he really want to return to his own body?Why didn't he go back when he had a chance, but stayed in Jiujiu's body, and tried to pretend to be Jiujiu in front of Boss Hong?

It is worth noting that, as expected of Bai Lan who has ruled many parallel worlds, his ability to imitate is really outstanding.Previously, he would be exposed because of the minutiae, but now he has basically learned the posture and tone of Jiujiu, almost another Bai Lanjiu.

Hong Yanmo bypassed the white fluff squatting on the hand and chirped, and Rua lovingly grabbed Bai Lanjiu's hair.

"Hong can recognize it, don't worry."

"Hong also left some food for you, Chirp just for you!"

Bai Lanjiu was simply moved, especially when there was another Bai Lan beside him, his happiness was magnified crazily.He still remembered Boss Hong's promise that even if he wasn't Jiujiu one day, he would open a branch in his world.He is indeed the most special Bailan in the parallel world, who is favored by ghosts and gods alone. Thinking about it this way, the goal of ruling the world doesn't seem so interesting.

He wondered what kind of food Boss Hong had prepared for him.

He has been living alone for so long, he can't eat well, he can't sleep well, and the red boss is gone Definitely more delicious.

He wants to eat in front of other Jiujiu!

Bai Lanjiu thought happily.

The other Jiujiu thought of the fifteen kilograms of peaches, and huddled together with concern.

The white fluffy Chirp on the ground suddenly moved, he bounced up from the ground, he was able to fly, and flew towards Bai Lan Chirp who was using a humanoid body.With Hong Yanmo's reaction speed, of course it can be stopped, but he sighed in his heart and didn't do anything.

The human-shaped Bailan collided with the Jiu-shaped Bailan, and then bounced away. When they separated again, even a few Jiujiu couldn't tell the two people apart.Osamu Dazai was very smart. He immediately observed Boss Hong's expression, and then looked away, already having the answer in his heart.

The white fluffy Chirp flew up again, aggrieved and flew towards Hong Yan Mo.

"Boss Hong! It's too much! The Bai Lan in this world is actually trying to impersonate..."

Hong Yanmo still didn't reach out to pick him up.

"Don't dare to leave this body Jiu? Afraid that if you leave, Jiu won't be able to come in again?"

The white fluffy Chiu finally calmed down completely. He raised his round but very hazy violet eyes. Although they are both Bailan, there are differences between Bailan and Bailan due to their different growth trajectories.Bai Lanjiu, who worked as a clerk at Yan Moting, has grown up quickly and is very strong, but her heart is more childish. She is keen to flirt with plastic sisters. As for other things... flirt with sisters with high IQ or high strength Too much energy to think about.

But Bai Lan in the parallel world is different. He has gradually lost his heart in the past.

What's strange is that he is not in a hurry to return to his own body to continue the great cause of world domination, but he is holding on to Jiujiu's body.He stared at Hong Yanmo stubbornly, and opened his sharp mouth.

"What's the difference?"

"Chirp?"

"There is no difference between me and him, right? There is no difference between Bai Lan and Bai Lan. We are just individuals with slightly different growth experiences. When I travel in parallel worlds, I often replace each other. Notice." His eyes gradually flickered with a stubborn brilliance, and the fluff exploded, "I can also tweet, fly, and do those housework."

"Since it can be done, it doesn't matter who Bai Lan is in this body, right?"

Hong Yanmo was silent for a while.

"Is that what you think?"

"Is there anything wrong with thinking that way?"

"Red feels wrong."

Hong Yanmo gently denied him, and then spoke even softer.

"So you like the red Yan Mo Pavilion."

Hong Yanmo smiled.

"So I want Hong's preferential treatment, so I want to replace Bai Lanjiu... This is not allowed. Hong will take care of Bailan Jiu, maybe at the beginning because Bai Lanjiu is Jiujiu, but later, when thinking of Bailan Jiu, It’s not just the identity of the sparrow.”

Yan Que showed a look of reminiscence.

"Hong still remembers how when Bai Lanjiu first came to Yan Moting, how he planned to sneak into the food delivery car and escape, but ended up sneaking into the garbage truck. After returning, Hong let him try mopping the floor for the first time."

Bai Lanjiu's originally moved expression changed slightly, and he began to feel a little unnatural.

"That, boss..."

"Hong also remembers that the first time Bai Lanjiu finished mopping the floor, Bai Jiujiu turned into gray Jiujiu, which was cleaner than a rag, even though it was Jiujiu who was forced to mop the floor that time."

"Old, boss..."

"Also, Bai Lanjiu once again stole wine from a guest. When she was drunk, she jumped and danced and insisted on dragging the entire Yan Mo Pavilion with one Jiu. Of course, Hong readily agreed, and recorded the sound and kept it for Jiujiu. !"

Hearing this, Bai Lanjiu remembered that tragic past and the countless black histories in the past.

"Boss! Why are all the memories my dark history, and... all related to mopping the floor? What am I in the boss's mind?!"

Hong Yanmo's eyes were blank for a moment.

"Cute Tuo...Jiujiu!"

"You mean a mop? Right? Absolutely right?!"

Bai Lanjiu's mentality collapsed, it's fake, it's all fake, the boss's love for him isn't for Jiujiu at all, it's for Mop!

Bai Lanjiu, who had a gloomy background, did not affect Hong Yanmo's continuation.

"So, Bailanjiu is not only Bailanjiu, but also the memories of Bailanjiu, with Hong, and with Yan Moting." Hong Yanmo originally closed his eyes slightly, but at this time, he opened his rouge-colored red pupils. Eyes bright.

"Red is a sparrow. Sparrows are not very smart and can't distinguish parallel worlds. Red only knows Bai Lanjiu and remembers these precious memories with Bai Lanjiu."

Yan Que rolled his eyes.

"Even if one day, Hong's Jiujiu all return to the human world, Hong will remember all of this, and..."

"Think of it as a jewel!"

The fluff that exploded slowly and slowly stuck back to the body, and the white fluff Jiujiu stared blankly at Hong Yanmo.Bai Lanjiu next to him seemed to have finally seen enough, stood up, came to Hong Yanmo, and gently pushed him in the direction of Jiujiu with a smile on his face.

"Boss, let me talk to him, after all, I am in the parallel world." He smiled sincerely, and it seemed that he really had infinite kindness for himself in the parallel world.But Hong Yanmo knew him so well, raised the scabbard in his hand, and knocked his head gently.

Even if there is a height difference, you can hit your head!

"Don't bully others chirp."

"Okay."

Hong Yanmo sighed helplessly, and he took one last look at the white fluffy chirp, who was squatting on the ground, alone, looking very pitiful, which made Hong Yanmo feel pity.But soon, Bai Lanjiu blocked his sight in that direction, and the other Jiujiu quickly attracted Hong Yanmo's attention by bouncing around.

"Boss, let's wash the peaches." Dazai Osamu said in a low voice and quickly, "Quietly, don't let Bai Lanjiu find out."

"Yes, yes, yes! Let's wash the peaches! Give Bai Lanjiu a surprise then!"

Give Bai Lanjiu a fright.

Watching Hong Yanmo leave, Bai Lanjiu turned around. He was undoubtedly familiar with this body, so he put his hands in his pockets, stood in place lazily, and smiled at his Jiujiu body.

"Why pretend to be pitiful?" He said with a smile, a little impatient, "The boss who followed this has already left, and now there are only two of us. You don't need to show your logic, it won't convince me."

He looked at Jiujiu who was squatting on the ground and staring at him, his smile widened.

"Oh, you must be very upset, right? I thought I was the most special one, and even destroyed countless parallel worlds, but now I realize that there is another me. My experience is much more interesting than your boring life. .”

Bai Lanjiu knew how to stab himself too well, because he also came from this period.He used to think that the whole world was pale and decadent, and he tried to be friendly with others but failed. He knew that he was an alien in the whole world, so he resented it and tried to initiate revenge.

Unable to fit in, rule is fine.

Can't be friendly, just hate.

However, when he was about to walk on the same path with Bai Lan in front of him, he turned into a sparrow and fell into Yan Moting.

In other words, the linnet with Yan Moting flew into his pale life.

He still won't get along well with people and still wants to do bad things, but Boss Hong will definitely stop him with a scabbard.

This is the biggest difference between him and other Bai Lan.

"You don't have to think about trying to shake Boss Hong. The few sparrows working in Yan Moting are not fuel-efficient lamps, but Boss Hong has been able to stabilize until now with his own logic. He cannot be easily swayed." He said. He poked his body up and down with a smile, but the other party didn't move, and would occasionally be jerked by his poke, but his eyes never moved away from his face.

"Are you envious? Are you jealous? Do you want to replace me? Impossible, you are no longer qualified."

"From the time you destroyed the first world."

Hong Yan Mo cherishes the world and regards it as a flower of the sun, and he himself is also sparing no effort in fighting to protect these flowers.Even if Bai Lan trampled and destroyed only parallel worlds, it was enough for Hong Yanmo to refuse him to join.

Stubborn and straightforward, difficult to understand but clear... This is the thinking of a sparrow.

"Okay, give me back your body, I don't care what you do afterwards." Bai Lanjiu urged unceremoniously, "Boss Hong must have prepared compensation for me, maybe there will be unlimited roasted marshmallows, hurry up , I'm going to eat."

Bai Rongrong Jiujiu finally sneered, all roads were blocked, and he also had his own pride and persistence.Without much hesitation, he finally gave up the body of the sparrow, and Bai Lan in the two parallel worlds swapped.

Bai Lanjiu fluttered excitedly, he finally found his wings, and he wanted to fly a hundred times first!

Suddenly, he raised his head, there was a slight sound of loading, and Bai Lan, who had returned to his body, had pointed the gun at him, with a faint smile on his face.

"In the current state, your strength is not one in ten, right?"

"boom!!!"

Both bullets and guns are products of advanced technology in the parallel world, fast and powerful, with Bai Lanjiu's current strength, it is really difficult to dodge at such a short distance.But Bai Lanjiu wasn't too worried, there was a touch of red in his plump violet eyes——

Red Yama arrived.

Pulling out the saber, returning it to its sheath, he had already protected Bai Lanjiu behind him in an instant.

"The buddy who attacked Hong was trying to make Chiu Hong an enemy?"

Facing Hong Yanmo's blade, Bai Lan simply dropped the gun and smiled relaxedly.

"No, I just want to test it out, I won't do it again."

He really did what he said, and he didn't touch again when Hong Yanmo took Bai Lanjiu away.Thinking that the other party had exactly the same appearance as Bai Lanjiu, Hong Yanmo finally couldn't bear it, and wanted to turn around to persuade him, but Bai Lanjiu stopped him.

"It's useless, boss." Furry Jiujiu raised his head and smiled, the inverted crown was very clear.

"He won't listen, he will go all the way to the end."

"Why would I know? Chirp...because he is me, it's just that we forked somewhere."

He was favored by ghosts and gods alone, while his other self went in a paler and more desolate direction.

None of them will look back.

Because they are Brandon Jesso.

"By the way, boss, what did you prepare for me? I'm so hungry!" Bai Lanjiu blinked and acted coquettishly with Hong Yanmo, "Have you roasted marshmallows? Did the boss make it himself?"

"Hong washed it by herself, all Chiu!"

"...?"

Bai Lanjiu felt that something was wrong, and finally, he knew why it was wrong.

He stared blankly at the seven-and-a-half-kilogram peach.

Dazai Osamu smiled "quack" beside him, and picked up a peach to persuade him, sincerely.

"Dalang, you've taken your medicine."

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Bai Lan is about to leave the team, and immediately enters the crusade against the tide of ghosts.

I want to mention a little bit, not all Jiujiu will specifically write about things in their own world, but they will make up for regrets. This is the main consideration when choosing Jiujiu's character.

Although Jiujiu will leave one by one, they will finally reunite because of Boss Hong and Yan Moting, Wenye World is at the end~

I owe everyone a chapter I remember woo woo woo, my aunt attacked me, I slowly made it up!