I'm Bateman

These are the stalks I wanted to write before Bateman wrote the article, and most of them have already been enjoyed in the main text, except for the clown one, but that is also my favorite stalk.

Let it all out here, let's watch it as a joke (bow)

【1】

Bateman and Bruce were able to contact each other in the later stage. Some things had to let Bateman play Batman to do things, but Bateman was unwilling.

Bruce: - I'm leaving out my skincare routine tonight

Bruce: The essential fitness items are also waived.

Bateman: ...I'm going!

【2】

Bateman had to pretend to be serious when he was playing against the bad guy, complained crazily in his heart, and then followed Bruce’s prompt to say something, the bad guy’s pupils trembled, how do you know XXXXX

Before Bruce could prompt, Bateman rushed to answer: BecauseIamBateman.

Bruce: ...very good, just a bit of an accent.

【3】

Uncle Bateman put what he did to Bateman on Master Wayne. In order to maintain his personality, Master Wayne had to respond to Uncle Bateman in the same way as Bateman, and then both of them were talking superficially with a smirk. .

Finally, Master Wayne: Huh?What seems wrong?

Let Uncle Ba induce Master Wayne to commit a crime.

Then Uncle Ba: Huh?How has Bateman changed?It became - interesting.

Master Wayne is being targeted by this guy again.

【4】

Then the clown finds out he has a rival in love

Clown: No!I am the most important enemy in Batman's heart!

He must have noticed something was wrong with the bat, then tied up Bateman and asked: where did you hide my heart bat

Then he took off the Batman hood and found it was Bruce Wayne

Clown: Sure enough, you are not my bat at all!Just Bruce Wayne in disguise!

Gotham's major newspapers the next day: Bruce Wayne was found out pretending to be Batman

Bruce Wayne of the Parallel World: ... OK

【5】

Just when Bateman and the bat were able to connect mentally

Bruce: we need to talk

Then he just used Bateman's body to beat the bad guys away, and he was a little injured. Bateman's body is relatively thin and tender, so he couldn't help taking a breath

Bateman heard it and asked how to get fat 4, Bruce said I was on medicine, it's not a big problem

Bateman knew that he had done something to his body, thinking of the countless scars on his body now, he was silent

After a long time without speaking, the bat asked, what are you thinking

Bateman: I was thinking about the fastest way to socially kill a person

Bruce:?

Bateman: Just run naked where the most people are

Bruce...

Bruce: I can do that too

Bateman: No, you can't, you're a billionaire, you can't do that

Bruce: Actually, I can, you can ask, what did I do in the seven years I left Gotham

Bateman: ...

bateman: you're right, we need to talk

The author has something to say: By the way, let's take a look at the article to be opened next.

"[Comprehensive British and American] Investigators' Ten Thousand Escapes"

Witcher, bookseller, psychiatrist...

A character card is a life. Salor plays any role, walks in the world, and is involved in one adventure after another.

Salor is an investigator, and his Keeper is the guy in his head who calls himself the System.

But as an investigator, Salor often ended up tearing the card (death of the character he played).

Salor: Ask... It's not a big problem, let's fight again in the next vest!

#And he took his salary and burned himself to become the light of dawn. #

●Reading Notes:

1. Vest script, escape from death

2. Comprehensive Marvel, DC

3. It's the top work of the running group, it doesn't matter if you don't know the running group, read it as a system text!