[Quick Transmigration] Slap System for Snake Essence

"Hey, is what you said true or false? People like Yi'an Ge really live in Room 02 on the fifth floor of Xiaolin's home? If you make a mistake, see how I can deal with you, you little bitch." The laughing voice went from Not far from the stairs, it should be a girl who is on the phone. Her footsteps are deliberately light, but she forgot to lower her voice.

"Oh, then I'm really going to paint it, just because Yi An Ge's green tea bitch who can only climb other people's beds wants to challenge our child god, and doesn't take a pee to see how big his black hole is fucked, He's the most disgusting star I've ever seen, bar none." The girl was chewing gum and complaining to her best friend on the other end of the phone, when she was already standing at the door of Room 02, holding a graffiti marker in one hand The spray paint rattled.

Just when the girl aimed the nozzle at the door and was about to push it down, the door was opened from the inside without warning, and Yi Ange's pale face due to excessive blood loss appeared in front of the girl.

The girl screamed in fright, and pressed the nozzle with her hand because of fright. Yi Ange turned the girl's wrist before she pressed the nozzle, so that the nozzle faced her own face, and the red spray paint sprayed out , dyed her head and face bright red, the girl reflexively closed her eyes and screamed louder.

The surrounding residents were drawn out, and the first thing they saw was the girl holding a spray paint can and pressing the button to spray paint on her face. Yi'an Ge leisurely supported the girl's wrist, watching her self-torture, a clever young man immediately took out The mobile phone recorded the scene.

"Ahhhhh!" When the girl finally released the button unresponsively, Cang Mo let go of her hand and asked innocently: "Little sister, why are you so overthinking and come to my door to torture yourself, you It's a pity to see you spraying your beautiful and charming face like a flower into an evil Shura."

"That's right, this is the first time I've seen such a strange person who spray paint on his face for nothing, don't all the little girls nowadays like to use this unconventional method to gain attention, really fuck her parents Heartbroken." The neighbor said with an incomprehensible expression on his face.

"What is this? Haven't you seen those non-mainstream young people on the Internet who burn their chests with cigarette butts and cut themselves into a bloody man with a knife? Just this little girl did it, that's pretty common. " A middle-aged woman with a voice similar to Huang Bo interjected.

"Yi'an Ge, you, you!" The girl was stimulated by Cang Mo, and she picked up the spray paint and pointed it at him in anger, wanting to spray him into a bloody man, Cang Mo turned her hand in another direction very quickly , let her continue spraying herself.

"Oh, the little girls nowadays are terrible. It's okay to spray yourself, but you dare to spray others with spray paint. It's uneducated. Fortunately, the good-looking boy is smart enough, otherwise he won't be sprayed in the face." The aunt said They kept discussing.

The girl with braided horns looks only seventeen or eighteen years old, she can stand being surrounded by a large group of people like a monkey, she willfully broke away from Cang Mo's hand, and sprayed the spray paint on the onlookers, bowing her head. He ran his head away and cursed: "What are you looking at? What's there to see, a bunch of gossips." When he ran to the stairs with his head down, he left a loud threat: "I won't let Yi Ange go!" your!"

"Young man, did you offend the little girl somewhere? It seems that she has come to the door." The aunt who was full of gossip asked curiously with her eyes glowing.

Cang Mo shrugged his shoulders and asked the others: "Is it considered too handsome~?"

Within an hour, this video was posted with a domineering title, "A young girl self-destructs at the door of a celebrity's house, drug addict Yi Ange calls herself too handsome." Then it was posted online.

After seeing this topic, netizens clicked on the video with curiosity about how girls self-destruct and contempt for Yi Ange. After watching the video, they laughed so hard that their stomachs ached, and they put their hands on the keyboard tremblingly and typed: : "Oh my god, that girl is so funny, I can laugh so hard that my typing hands are still shaking now, no, I've never seen such a stupid girl."

"It's funny who let the pig out, can you take it back and lock it up~~"

"One of the top ten stupidest people in the Celestial Dynasty has been released, and there are still nine spots. Please don't be humble and sign up enthusiastically, strive to be on the list."

Of course, apart from laughing at the girl for being as stupid as a pig, there are more netizens scolding Yi Ange for not being dead yet.

For example, a netizen nicknamed "Le Tong, I am your brainless fan" scolded: "Looking at Yi Ange's haggard appearance of excessive indulgence, I must have been in a drug-taking group with others last night. Seeing his Your face is so dirty to my eyes, Yi Ange, please disappear quickly and don't appear in this world again."

First floor: "1"

Second floor: "2"

Third floor: "10086"

Fourth floor: "Xiang Piao Piao milk tea that can circle the earth three times"

"Yi Ange is shameless enough. He dared to challenge our Tong Dashen by climbing on the bed. I was blind and thought he was handsome, so I went to buy his posters. Now the posters have been used by me. It's time to fold the trash can."

"Yi'ange get out of the earth and give us clean air!"

"Wait and wait for the day when the entertainment channel will report the news of Yi'an Ge's early death and early reincarnation."

"[Vomitting] How could Yi Ange be so shameless, saying that he is too handsome, here I can only say that a bitch is hypocritical."

"Who knows where Yi Ange lives in the video, I'm also going to buy a can of spray paint and spray him all over the face, to see if he's embarrassed to say he's handsome."

First floor: "Like the landlord!"

Second floor: "Like the landlord!"

The third floor: "The landlord praises it!"

Fourth floor: "Great!"

Fifth floor: "!"

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Through these comments, we can see how unpopular Yi Ange is. Most people probably can’t bear such criticism. It’s not surprising that he would be overwhelmed and choose to commit suicide. It’s just that Cang Mo thinks it’s not a big deal at all. Being said to be scolded is not painful, there is no need to live for others.

There are a few netizens who turned black on Yi'an Ge's fans. After watching this video, they have the urge to become fans again. They are always thinking about Yi'an Ge's shrugging and helpless cute expression, weakly She left a sentence: "Does anyone think that Yi Ange like this is cute?" As you can imagine, she was immediately mobbed and attacked, and she was so frightened that she dared not go online again for several days.

Cang Mo didn't care about those comments on the Internet, because of the incident of the girl spraying paint, he had to frown and wonder if he should clean up the reputation of the body he replaced before changing Han Chengtian's fate, or if he goes out one day, he will be splashed with sulfuric acid and killed. What if the house was demolished when he came back from throwing rotten eggs? Moreover, he chose the soul wear, and his body has to eat three meals a day. Yi Ange was fired by the brokerage company and had no savings at all, otherwise a star would not be in despair. This small single room.

To clean Bai Yi'an Ge, we have to start from several aspects. Firstly, the rumors of drug use must be dispelled. Second, the promiscuity video implicated by Han Chengtian needs to be clarified. It can be regarded as black and red. Some companies should only look at the profit and ignore his current reputation.

Cang Mo called up all the gossip reports and videos related to Yi Ange through the terminal, and found that there were really not many lace scandals, especially when he first debuted, there were basically none. In the later stage, when he filmed several TV dramas that received good responses, It was only then that people gradually paid attention to it, but the scandals that came out at that time were only about who he had a secret meal with one day and so on.

Seeing the back of the video, Cang Mo was a little surprised that Yi Ange had filmed a movie with Chang Letong. Psychiatrist, because Yi Ange played the scene in which the psychiatrist seduced the leading man to commit a crime through psychological hints so wonderfully and beautifully that even Chang Le Tong, who has become the film star, was taken away, so many netizens commented on it at that time Yi An Ge will be the second Chang Le Tong, and he can even go further than Chang Le Tong in the future acting career. After this movie was released, Yi An Ge became a second-tier star and was sought after by everyone.

However, not long after he became popular, it was revealed by unknown people that he was qualified to play villain No. [-] this time because he climbed into the bed of the director and investors, which caused a storm on the Internet.

Later, he made another movie invested by Han Chengtian, and he acted as the leading male lead. When the movie was very popular, someone broke out that Yi Ange had been taken care of by Han Chengtian for three years. Being taken care of by others, and then relying on climbing the bed all the time to achieve the small achievements I have today.

Cang Mo saw a video of Yi Ange being interviewed after filming the film. When the reporter asked: "Some netizens said that you will become the second Changle Tong, what do you think about this?"

In the video, Yi An Ge was a little shy, but her eyes sparkled and she replied confidently: "Thank you for your affirmation. I believe that as long as I work hard and persevere, one day I will be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with Senior Changle Tong."

Originally, when Yi Ange was not revealed that he was adopted, he was supported by many people, and some people praised him for being too modest. When the scandal was revealed, many people immediately turned the limelight and said with contempt; "Yi Ange An Ge, you mean that you should always insist on chasing Tong Dashen by climbing the bed, because you, a person who has no acting skills and only sells his body, wants to compare with Tong Dashen, don't put money on your face, okay? .”

After that, various scandal videos of Han Chengtian broke out, and Yi Ange's face also appeared in it, so Yi Ange's reputation became worse than the stinking ditch. Many fans of Yi Ange didn't want to believe it at first, so they united Fighting back against those who scolded Yi'ange, but later it was revealed that drugs were found in the apartment where Yi'ange lived. The fans were completely disappointed. In the extreme, fans turned black and joined the army of black fans to attack Yi'ange together.

Cang Mo read all the information about Yi Ange, and found a strange thing, it seems that every time he gets involved with Chang Letong, Yi Ange will soon be exposed to scandal and his reputation will be damaged.

Cang Mo learned through the terminal that Yi Ange has no bad habits, so naturally he would not take drugs. Even though he was adopted by Han Chengtian, he is still a good place. Look at Han Chengtian.

The terminal in Cang Mo's hand was given to him when the system took him in. It is very high-tech. As long as it is something related to the Internet, after setting the area, there is nothing that cannot be found. He dragged all the collected materials and videos Enter the ip search bar, and as expected, I found an interesting phenomenon.

More than half of the breaking news information is concentrated in three places, one is a community named Fengqiao Villa, one is the entertainment company of Yutian Global, and the other is the IP address of the mobile phone. The IP addresses checked out by the terminal are all See through the proxy or hide the real ip, and will not be disturbed by the fake ip.

These three IPs seem to have nothing to do with each other, but after Cang Mo found out the IP holder, he found that the IP holder of the villa is Gao Cen, Yutian Global Entertainment Company is a company owned by Han Chengtian, and the mobile phone IP The address holder is Chang Le Tong.

It's just Yi'an Ge's scandal, and three heavyweights can be involved in it at once, and things seem to be getting more and more interesting.

Cang Mo carefully watched the video of Han Chengtian and Yi Ange being caught on the spot having a promiscuous party. At the beginning of the video, a group of naked men and women hugging and rolling together randomly, the screen is full of white flesh, and A few leaned on the sofa and injected their arms with injections or lay down on the table and inhaled white powder.

Because it is a surveillance video, there are raindrops on the screen. In fact, it is hard to see who is inside. After Cang Mo restored it with a terminal, the picture quality was comparable to high-definition. He looked at it alone and found that there were no people in the group. The figures of Yi Ange and Han Chengtian, but when the screen turned to the policemen pressing the group of people into the police car, Yi Ange and Han Chengtian, who had already lost consciousness due to excessive indulgence, were impressively in line.

Later, when the urine was tested, it was also said that a very small amount of methamphetamine was detected in the urine, but even a small amount proved that the two of them had taken drugs within ten days.

This obviously edited video was put on the Internet by Gao Cen's IP in the Fengqiao villa community. There is no doubt that it has nothing to do with Gao Cen or Chang Letong.

Before seeing Han Chengtian's appearance, Cang Mo thought that he should be the image of a frivolous dude with a lecherous and obscene look on his face. Compared with the old Han Chengtian, the difference is unusually big. Unexpectedly, the scumbag Han Chengtian looks masculine and handsome, and the three words "prodigal son" and "prodigal son" are not at all connected. Cang Mo looks forward to meeting Han Chengtian more and more.

Two days later, Cang Mo tidied himself up. His flaxen-colored slanted bangs covered one eyelid, making him look even more handsome. He wore a black and gray flat-brimmed hat, and covered his clear and bright big face with big sunglasses. Eyes, a q-version mask covering the lower half of the face, and a set of Korean-style casual clothes, the whole person looks like a college student who has not yet left society.

Yi Ange had been in the entertainment industry for three years, and couldn't even afford a car. After spending what little savings he had to hire a defense lawyer to help him with the lawsuit, he asked Han Chengtian for some money. When searching in the room, I found that Yi Ange's money was donated to a Hope Primary School, which is Yi Ange's alma mater. Back then, he relied on the support of the principal of this Hope Primary School to finish college.

Cang Mo felt that Yi Ange was really stupid. He lived frugally and didn't even buy a house or car. He had to be taken care of and donated all the money. Generally, people with a little brain would not be as stupid as him.

No matter how much you scold Yi Ange for being stupid now, Cang Mo can only helplessly take the bus, squeeze the subway, and turn around several times before arriving in front of Han Chengtian's villa with a stinky face, leaving later and driving Han Chengtian's car away One is ready, he doesn't want to wrong himself to squeeze the subway again.

Pressed the doorbell and waited for a few seconds, but there was no sound coming from the room. Cang Mo clearly felt the breath of life inside, so he pressed it a few more times. When he almost couldn't help kicking the door, a hoarse voice finally came from the intercom. A low, obviously not sober voice: "Yi, Yi'an Ge, what are you, Hiccup, doing here?"

Cang Mo only replied two words: "Open the door!"

With a "clack", the door opened automatically. As soon as Cang Mo walked in, he felt that the whole hall was dark and dark, the curtains were drawn, and no sunlight could penetrate.

Waved his hand to make all the curtains open automatically, and the strong light came in, and the hall became brighter. There was no sign of Han Chengtian on the first floor. He walked up the curved stairs to the second floor, and the strong smell of alcohol came out through one of the doors. Cang Mo went straight to the door of the room, unscrewed the unlocked door, and the smell of alcohol rushed to the sky.

The room was still dark, a figure was lying motionless on the bed, Cang Mo dispelled the smell of alcohol, drew the curtains and opened the window, the glaring light made the person on the bed a little uncomfortable, turned over and buried his head in the quilt to continue sleeping.

The person on the bed was bare-chested and only wore a pair of underwear, revealing his strong and stalwart figure. Cang Mo didn't care about his figure, his attention was already attracted by the familiar pattern on the inner thigh of that person. In order to confirm, Cang Mo raised his leg unceremoniously, and then he was sure that the pattern on Han Chengtian's thigh was really the one he thought.

So this Han Chengtian, who was supposed to be poor all his life and finally died in depression, is the lover he was looking forward to?

Cang Mo lifted the drunk Han Chengtian on the bed with one hand, took him to the bathroom, threw him on the ground, raised the shower switch, and poured the ice water from the shower head directly on him.

Han Chengtian was terrified by the cold, frowned displeasedly, raised his head while lying on the ground to block the cold water that kept falling on his face, struggled to open his eyes, and vaguely looked at the man who was looking down on him condescendingly , You can tell who he is from his figure and clothes at a glance.

Han Chengtian roared angrily: "Yi Ange, do you know what you are doing?!"

Cang Mo said with a cold face: "Are you sober? Get up when you wake up! Who dares you to be like a waste who only knows about alcoholism!"

"Get out!" How could Han Chengtian allow a little star whom he had taken care of before to talk to him like this, and roared angrily, feeling drunk and dizzy, and he didn't care that he was lying in a bathroom full of water and turned over I closed my eyes again and tried to sleep again.

Seeing his decadent appearance, Cang Mo turned off the shower switch expressionlessly, threw the shower head into the bathtub, and easily grabbed Han Chengtian's arm again and lifted him out of the bathroom to the room.

Then he punched Han Chengtian unexpectedly, and Han Chengtian's face was knocked out of the way, and a large area of ​​his cheeks swelled up immediately. It was very horrifying to look at. The most pitiful thing was that Han Chengtian's neck was dislocated with a "crack", and he moved sideways. no more.

"Hiss!" Han Chengtian took a deep breath in pain, opened his numb mouth and said angrily, "Yi Ange, you dare to hit me?!" He couldn't believe it, the little star who has always been short-tempered dared to hit him.

Cang Mo didn't say a word, he pinched his jawbone with his hands, took his neck back, changed his hand, and immediately punched him, the other side of Han Chengtian's face also became red and swollen immediately, the only thing worth it The good news is that this time his neck was not dislocated.

After the beating, Cang Mo threw Han Chengtian on the bed, his voice became colder: "Are you awake now?"

"What on earth are you going to do?" Han Chengtian was punched twice in a row, and even the strongest sleepy bug was beaten away. He sat up covering his pig's face, and stared at the person who beat him with hatred.

"It seems that he is indeed sober, so clean yourself up now, I don't want to talk to a sloppy drunk." Cang Mo pretended not to see Han Chengtian's almost murderous gaze, and said calmly.

Han Chengtian didn't know whether he was afraid of Cang Mo's violence or his upbringing as a high society drove him to get out of bed and walk into the bathroom silently.

After Cang Mo heard the sound of water in the bathroom, his complexion became a little better. He sat on the bed and waited quietly for more than half an hour before the bathroom door was opened. Han Chengtian cleaned himself up after washing his hair and shaving his beard. Walking out with a bath towel wrapped around him, he ignored Cang Mo, took out the hair dryer from the bedside table and started to dry his hair, after drying, tore off the bath towel to get dressed in front of Cang Mo, pretending that he didn't exist the whole time.

After Han Chengtian finished all this, he went downstairs to the kitchen, ignored Cang Mo who followed him like a tail, scooped rice from the kitchen cabinet for cooking without paying attention, then opened the refrigerator, and took out the tomatoes that had been stored for several days Washed and cut up, then cracked the eggs, fried a tomato egg and brought it to the dining table, after the rice was cooked, sat at the table and silently grilled the rice.

Cang Mo watched him do these things from the beginning to the end, the other party was wearing neat clothes, as if he was making trouble, he ignored him and cooked the food skillfully, and then chewed the food with his red and swollen cheeks, I don't know if it was because of the pattern Under the influence, he actually felt that Han Chengtian was a little cute at this time, so he couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth and asked with a smile: "Is it delicious?"

Han Chengtian glanced at him and didn't speak, and continued to eat the food until he ate all the food in three bowls. He sat on the single sofa in the living room, and Cang Mo sat opposite him. Han Chengtian finally opened his mouth. A deep and magnetic voice came: "Yi'ange, I'm here to say sorry for causing you to be spurned by everyone. You beat me too, so you should be able to calm down? If you want to make it up, you can say it." How much."

It turned out that Han Chengtian thought that Cang Mo beat him because he caused him to lose his job and ruin his reputation. No wonder he didn't fight back when he was beaten. Cang Mo looked at his deep and dull eyes, and his heart was soft. His lover was still the same as before. See He looks tall and shrewd, but in fact he is very stupid. Cang Mo never believes that the person he likes will be as dirty as the rumors outside.