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Chapter 57

Yi shook the electronic alarm clock and asked, "Can you still answer our questions now?"

Alarm clock: "Yes."

"What will happen if we choose the wrong one?"

Alarm clock: "As long as you can reach the marriage hall safely, the important thing is to arrive safely."

"Oh, I see." Youxin understood.

Yat:? ? ?What do you understand? ? ?

In the end, they still chose A. Yi was about to open his mouth to compare with this passer-by, but unexpectedly, the alarm clock beat him one step ahead, and the alarm clock explained the truth to the passerby as if reading a template.

Yi's face was full of black lines: "Is there such an operation??? I thought we should talk about it ourselves."

But Yu rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was ready to fight at any time, and said: "After all, this is just a virtual world created by Du Yao. Many things are pre-set, such as meeting this passer-by, and what we want to do." It's not difficult to guess if you ask, there must be many different options set in different situations... However, if the alarm clock doesn't make sense with this person, you can only rely on me!"

"..."

In the end, the truth still didn’t make sense. It would be farting for the passer-by to use it as an alarm clock, but he still gave them a disgusted look while telling them the location.

"So, these options are not absolutely right or wrong? As long as you can pry passers-by's mouths open, both options are feasible." Yi rested his chin and thought.

"No." Yuu frowned slightly, and showed him the time on the alarm clock, "If we had chosen B, we would have traveled a long way now, and the alarm clock of A had been inked by passers-by for more than half an hour."

Yi covered his face, they only had more than seven hours now, and only then did they find out the location. In this day and age, they don't even have to take the bus, and they don't have any money on them, so they can't afford the cars exclusive to the rich, so they can only walk .

"Guru~"

Yi swallowed in embarrassment, and then remembered that they hadn't eaten for a long time, and there was a small stall selling steamed buns not far in front, but unfortunately they couldn't get anything out by touching their pockets.

He asked the alarm clock again: "Can you give us some money from this era... We are both starving to death!"

However, there was no response from the alarm clock, and it seemed that he didn't want to talk to him.

On the other hand, Yu didn't know what to think of, let him sit in the shade of a tree, said at most 1 minute, to ensure that the food would come, and then ran away in a hurry.

In less than a minute, he came back with a few buns.

"How did you do it?" Yi was very curious.

You took a big mouthful of buns and explained: "I tried it, this game world is like some sandbox games, the data will be refreshed soon after disappearing, and those buns sellers are just optional in the game. For a small character, just take advantage of his unpreparedness and move faster, and they won't even know that I took the buns."

"High, it's really high." Yi Rare gave him a thumbs up, "But we will really be full after eating this. Could it be that we are just stats in this game now?"

"You can think that in the game we are full, but in reality we are still hungry, but your consciousness is in the game now, so well, you understand."

"..."

After eating and drinking, the two hurriedly set off.

They don't have a map, and they only know a general direction now, so they still have to ask once after walking a certain distance.Yi felt like he was playing a game of asking directions.

Not long after, a girl came up and said, "Hi, you two handsome guys, can we make friends?"

Two options immediately popped up on the alarm clock: A. yes B. no.

Yi thought for a while and clicked A.

The alarm clock immediately said, "Yes."

Yi & You: ...

The girl smiled happily and said, "My name is Xiao X, where are you two handsome guys in a hurry?"

Yixin said, I thought it was time to add WeChat, but in this day and age, people don't have such things as mobile phones...

The alarm clock no longer popped up options, but told them: "When there are no options, you have to answer yourself, and you can only answer the questions she asked."

Yi told Xiao X where he was going, and said very gently that he hoped Xiao X could show them the way.

To their surprise, Little X didn't look down on them like the first npc they met, but happily showed them the way.

Yi looked bewildered: "Why...?"

"She might be a rotten girl." Yu could only think of this answer. He had encountered many creatures like "rotten girls" when he traveled to find Yi, and they were a very magical species.

This step was relatively smooth, it didn't take much time, and the two of them had long legs, and it was windy on the soles of their feet when they walked.

"How do we judge which talents are NPCs?"

Alarm clock: "The npc will come to you by itself."

"Okay." Yi had no choice but to let nature take its course.

It was really backward 55 years ago. The road signs only marked the direction and place names, and the distance was not written. They didn't know how far the next place was.

The next npc was a middle-aged woman, she greeted them when she saw them: "You two guys, why are you in such a hurry?"

The alarm clock didn't respond, so Yi had no choice but to reply, "Hello, Auntie, we want to go to the gay marriage hall, can you show me the way?"

This aunt is not as talkative as the last girl, when she heard where they were going, she waved her hand directly, as if to drive them away: "Is it disgusting, two men are in love, what are the two men doing? What about the back? Go die, disgusting thing..."

Da Ma's words were ugly, Yi bit his lip, he hadn't been said that before, even in the game now, he felt a bit uncomfortable.

He doesn't understand, it's just a relationship, and it doesn't matter to anyone else, so why are you so indifferent?

At this time, options appeared on the alarm clock: A. Reason with the aunt B. Conquer by force.

Yat hesitated, should he choose A?Big Mom's ability to compare is well known, if they choose A, they may waste several hours here, there is not much time...

But if he chose B, he really didn't want to use force.

Yu patted the alarm clock and asked, "If you choose B, will you hit her or should I hit her?"

Alarm clock: "How can I hit her with an alarm clock?"

"That's right." You rolled up his sleeves, pressed B directly, and then rushed up to clamp Aunt's hands and feet, covered her mouth, and made a fierce look, "Say, what about the gay marriage hall? Go? Otherwise, I will kill you here!"

The aunt was probably the type of bullying and fearing the hard, she immediately surrendered and showed them the way honestly.

After bidding farewell to the aunt, Yi didn't speak all the way, and it was obvious that he was very unhappy.

"I'm sorry, we really don't have that much time to spend with her. You know how aunt's mouth is." You sighed helplessly.

Yi said lightly: "I know."

"Also, this is the game world, don't take it too seriously, it won't be like this in the real world."

"Let's hurry up, it's best to leave this game as soon as possible." Yi was very upset, not only this way of handling things, but also the attitude of the aunt towards them.

Looking at the time, it was less than five hours.According to my aunt, they are not too far away from their destination now, and they can walk there in about three hours.

However, they are not familiar with the road, and they don't know what kind of npc is waiting for them ahead, so they may not be able to get there in three hours.

Not long after, two more people came towards them. This time, they were a man and a woman. They seemed to be lovers.

The other party asked: "May I ask how to get to the palace of heterosexual marriage?"

Yat was startled, what's going on?The Temple of Heterosexual Marriage? ? ?

The alarm clock didn't respond, so it looked like they had to answer it themselves.

Yi told the truth: "I'm sorry, we don't know the way, and we just want to ask you how to get to the palace of gay marriage..."

Now it was the couple's turn to be surprised: "Oh? Why do you ask this? How can there be a gay marriage hall?"

"Yes, I asked several passers-by before, and they all gave us directions. However, the distance is quite far, and it is easy to get lost if you don't walk for a while and ask for a section."

At this time the woman spoke: "Are you also forced to participate in this game?"

"Game? Are you?"

The man hurriedly said, "We came here for the curse event, but we seem to be trapped in this game, and we can't find the destination no matter what."

Yuu: "Your destination is the palace of heterosexual marriage?"

They nodded.

Yu asked the time again, they only knew that they had stayed in this game for a long, long time, and they couldn't remember when they came in.

"Sorry, we have to go." Yu ignored them and pulled Yi away directly.

"What's going on?" Yi couldn't understand the situation, he just felt panicked.

Yu said: "If we fail to complete the task within the specified time, we will not be able to get out. We will be trapped here like those two people just now, and we may never be able to get out."

Yi wants to cry but has no tears.

There were only three hours left, and they finally met the next npc, a burly man.

"Two little brothers, where are you going?"

Yi said: "Hello, do you know how to get to the palace of gay marriage? Can you show us the way?"

The big man froze for two seconds before asking, "What is homosexuality?"

The alarm clock didn't respond, so Yi had no choice but to bite the bullet and go on by himself: "That's right, two men or two women are dating together..."

"Fuck? So disgusting?" The big man spat, "What, you guys can do this kind of thing?"

Now there are options on the alarm clock: A. Conquer by force B. Give up this npc.

"No, why is there no option for reasoning?" Yi was very puzzled.

The alarm clock replied coldly: "Because it's unreasonable to talk to him, and from now on, if you choose the wrong option, you will be eliminated directly, and you will be trapped in this world forever like the couple you met just now."

Yi took a breath and forced himself to calm down. This game world was created by Du Yao. Could it be that he still expects to be as friendly as the games he usually plays?impossible.

"Choose A!" He pressed A directly.

That option turned green, and before Yu could make a move, the big man begged for mercy, promising to tell them the route.

"...So, we don't need to do anything now, just press the right option?" Yuu pulled off the sleeves that had just been rolled up.

Alarm clock: "Yes, it's very simple, right? You should know which options are right."

No, it's just that you think it's faster to use violence to solve the problem. Yi didn't say these words, so he could only smile wryly.

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