There is nothing worse than this feeling-you think that the person you like a little bit is the son of the village chief next door, but you accidentally fall in and find that person is Wang Sicong from the saltwater mermaid...
Tang Xiaomi stared at Oreo for a while, until the embarrassed expression on the latter's face became more and more intense.
"Before..." Tang Xiaomi murmured, "Didn't Her Highness ask me to go to a ball or something..."
While speaking, he used the tip of his tail to brush the water plants growing in the crack of the door.
"But haven't you already refused?"
Oreo said above his head.
"Oh... yes."
Tang Xiaomi replied dryly.
As long as he lowered his head, he could see his short gray tail, and Tang Xiaomi felt more and more upset for a while.
The dull boredom and uneasiness that had been considered vaguely before now finally took on a real form, like a giant king squid waving its black tentacles on his chest, his chest was throbbing with tingling pain, even Breathing became difficult.
(It's so useless.)
Tang Xiaomi said to herself.
Why is it so sad?Obviously I said it before, I was not mentally prepared to meet the gay life...
So what is going on now, like a girl who was toyed with by a dude and then abandoned to cry in the snow?
……
Tang Xiaomi's face changed several times, and Oreo's back gradually broke out in cold sweat.As a bystander who has been blinded by thousands of pairs of titanium alloy dog eyes, Oreo is actually more aware of Alfred's love than Tang Xiaomi, who has become anxious about gains and losses in love - Titans and mermaids will not fall in love easily, And once they fall in love, even if an asteroid destroys the earth, it is impossible to change it. After all, the brain cells of this ancient creature are relatively rigid, and they cannot learn the fickleness of humans and freshwater mermaids.
And this means that today he hurt Tang Xiaomi's heart by making decisions here, and tomorrow Alfred may cause trouble for him...
Having experienced the pain of middle management at a young age, Oreo felt so embarrassed that he was going bald.
And at this moment, his communicator rang again...
"Hey--"
The moment Oreo picked up the communicator, he saw Tang Xiaomi's eyes light up.
But in fact, the voice that rang through the communicator was not someone from the Titan royal family, but a voice that he was familiar with but already a little strange.
"...Sarl? Why do you have my communication number... Wait, what are you talking about? You are above the waters of Atlantis right now? Are you mistaken? Don't you think you died fast enough... Yes ...Is that so? Is that..."
Tang Xiaomi's shoulders drooped when he heard Oreo call out Sal's name. To be honest, he didn't feel it at all before, but now he saw Oreo and Sal started talking on the phone (not at all) , Tang Xiaomi was very horrified to find that she actually felt a faint sadness.
"My brain must be broken..."
It has to be said that even Tang Xiaomi himself was almost frightened by this horrible feeling of resentment
He bit his lip and swam a short distance away to make room for Oreo, but soon Oreo hung up the phone, and he looked a little bit embarrassed before. Complicated—a little distressed, and a little relieved.
It seems that it is very happy to be able to leave Oreo temporarily in the plot of Cinderella being beaten home by the mistress, but the news brought by Thrall is, in a way, the beginning of another trouble.
"Xiaomi, I need you for something..." Before Tang Xiaomi answered, Oreo continued, "Sar wants to see you."
"see me?"
Tang Xiaomi's eyes widened and he was dazed.
You know, Sal and him have a relationship that can't be reached at all, why suddenly Sal wants to risk his life to see him? !
"Relax, Xiaomi, Sal got the entry permit through his father's relationship—but he saw you for a reason, and this matter has something to do with Stalin." Oreo swept his tail and said, "Thal Said... the 'Watchers' may have found Stalin's mother population."
---Dividing line----
Although to most humans and a small number of freshwater mermaids, killer whales look almost exactly the same, with a dark back, a white belly, and a round body, like a giant panda in the sea...
However, for the members of the "Watchmen" who have been running around the sea for a long time, each killer whale has its own unique characteristics, and creatures with extremely high IQs like killer whales, just like humans, each population has its own characteristics. own unique signs and behaviors.Orca pods with exceptionally close family ties Unless they are accidentally washed away, the male orca will stay in his own pod throughout his life, his diet, his game style, his language (different pods There are different dialects of their own, some groups of killer whales can communicate with each other, while others cannot)... In fact, at the beginning, the "Watchmen" just wanted to repay Tang Xiaomi, after all, this freshwater mermaid was in such a They still bravely stood up and protected them under harsh circumstances.As a researcher of marine life and protectors of killer whales, they have no other way to repay Tang Xiaomi, a high school student who goes to school in a saltwater area.Under a proposal similar to a joke, they decided to find a home for the killer whale that caused Tang Xiaomi a lot of trouble——
"Maybe we can find its real parents hahaha."
I remember someone laughing and saying that at that time.
Who knows, it didn't take much effort at all...they found the population that Stalin should be in.
"... I've been rambling so much, but I just want to explain that we didn't just randomly pick a population of killer whales and ask you to release Stalin."
Sal said to Tang Xiaomi on his luxury yacht, pointing to the thick documents that he took out.
"This is k17, which we photographed in a group of whales off the coast... The dorsal fin and saddle of this family are very characteristic..."
He took out a photo and was still explaining something, but Tang Xiaomi was completely deaf. He looked at the photo in shock—at the very beginning, he even thought it was a photo of Stalin .
Same shape of dorsal fin, same distinctive bearded gray saddle...
However, if you observe carefully, you can find that it still has many differences from Stalin in subtle places.
This is an adult female killer whale.
Tang Xiaomi reached out and gently touched the killer whale in the photo.
"I think... I, I've seen her."
He thought of the dark seabed, the silent female killer whale.Then he spoke sadly of his brief encounter with it...
Sal was silent for a while, then took the photo back.
"...Not long ago, a sightseeing company illegally opened a whale watching route at the family's foraging place. Their behavior was very inappropriate, and the killer whales were frightened by it... After that, some things happened. In short, Lisa Probably got lost in a panic, and was held hostage by those rogue killer whales."
Seeing Tang Xiaomi's surprised gaze, Thrall smiled wryly: "There are also villains among killer whales, don't be so surprised."
"Uh, I'm not surprised, I'm just... well, I'm just surprised." Tang Xiaomi said dejectedly, "Obviously I'm a mermaid, and you are human, but why do I think you know tigers better than us?" Whale..."
Sal spread his hands: "Because the professor has to rely on this project to apply for funding every year."
"..."
Tang Xiaomi said that this answer cannot be refuted at all.
And Thrall suddenly smiled: "Hahaha, just kidding. How should I put it... It is very simple for human beings to want to kill and exterminate a race, but if they want to protect a certain creature, then We need to do our best to learn the habits of that creature and study all aspects of them... just like we are protecting killer whales now. We want to protect them, so we understand them."
It has to be said that Sal's painting style seems to have turned to a strange but still handsome angle at this moment, even Tang Xiaomi is a little dumbfounded.
Anyway...
It feels pretty powerful.
A voice in Tang Xiaomi's heart said softly.
"Then, I think I have explained everything that should be explained clearly. Next, I hope you can answer me seriously after thinking about it."
Then, after a brief moment of relief, Thrall's face turned serious.
"Male killer whales can only be well cared for in a family, they are a family creature by nature - and now that we have found his original family, as his current legal guardian, you are willing to accept our Assist, let Stalin return to its family?"
"what……"
Tang Xiaomi's breathing stagnates.
Stalin's native population...
Although Sal and the others said it was easy, in fact they must have spent a lot of effort to help Stalin find a family. Sal even used his father's relationship to go to the mermaid's territory to discuss this matter with him... No matter what Either way, he should be excited to agree right away.
Tang Xiaomi thought.
In the process of taking care of Stalin before, he really encountered a lot of troubles... To be honest, Tang Xiaomi would feel very guilty every time he needed Alfred's help.
He was really shaken, wondering if it was the right decision to save Stalin with so many troubles at the beginning.
Moreover, Tang Xiaomi himself knew that, in fact, he did not take good care of Stalin.After all, he was just a frizzy high school student. To be honest, he couldn't even take care of himself, let alone take care of Stalin, a killer whale whose race was different from his.
Sometimes when things happen, Tang Xiaomi forgets that he still has a baby killer whale to take care of.
Just like the storm this time, after Oreo told him that there was a saltwater mermaid to help him take care of Stalin, Tang Xiaomi remembered this incident...
Tang Xiaomi can easily give 1 reasons to explain that Stalin's return home is the best choice, and humans really helped him this time, but it is inexplicable, thinking that from then on he and that pestering person There is no such close connection between the little idiots, and Tang Xiaomi feels that her chest is tight.
However, after being silent for a long time, Tang Xiaomi spoke resolutely.
"... Those killer whales have never seen Stalin before, will they treat Stalin well?"
This sentence is actually an answer to Thrall.
Thrall seemed relaxed all of a sudden: "Of course, killer whales are far smarter than you and I think."
In fact, he was still a little worried before. Young people of Tang Xiaomi's age are sometimes really self-centered and stubborn. If he insists that only he can take care of that weird little killer whale, Thrall really doesn't know if he can do it. Persuade each other patiently.
Fortunately, even though every strand of hair said reluctance, Tang Xiaomi was very cooperative.
But after agreeing on the specific steps to bring Stalin home, the frustration shown by this young freshwater mermaid made even Thrall look sideways.
how to say……
It feels like the whole fish is about to dry up.
"Well, even if it comes home, you can still go see it. Stalin's family is very powerful, and their hunting grounds are very wide. Even though he has returned home, it doesn't mean that you won't see him in the future. .”
Thrall scratched his hair and comforted him with some embarrassment.
Tang Xiaomi raised his head and forced a smile at him.
"Thank you... I know too, ha, ha." However, Tang Xiaomi looked even darker in the next second, "I'm actually worrying about other things, please don't pay attention to me."
He said.
—Actually, I just thought of Alfred.
If he passed the interrogation and returned to school, he would be relieved to find that he no longer had to watch over the killer whale like a pig farmer every day...
(Ah, to be honest, I was always the one who caused trouble in the first place. In the end, it was Alfred who did the most work...)
(Actually, for the Titan royal family, a commoner like me should...should not be an existence that shouldn't appear in their lives at all...)
The past between Alfred and him, those confessions that sounded so sincere but were too funny to be sure whether they were true or false, Alfred's princely demeanor suddenly displayed, and what he suddenly realized, the royal family The status gap between the common people...
Oh, by the way, after Stalin came home, Alfred said that there was no reason why he had to stick with him.
Tang Xiaomi felt as if she had accidentally fallen into the muddy water. The more she thought about it, the more she felt weak all over, chest tightness, and dizziness.
"Stop thinking about it, kid."
Suddenly, Tang Xiaomi felt that someone had tapped him on the head.
The pain brought him back to his senses. He pressed his forehead and stared at Sal in a daze.
"You and that stupid titan mermaid are mermaids after all, much better than me and Oreo."
Saar pushed the information casually, put his legs on the side of the boat, and said to Tang Xiaomi.
"..."
(Wait a minute why he suddenly mentioned Alfred, I didn't say it clearly just now... Hey, can't I just say what I was thinking?!!!)
At that moment, Tang Xiaomi felt that his brains were about to burst.
I remember laughing at this kind of plot in romance novels, thinking that such a stupid thing could never happen in reality-but now he actually did it?
At that moment, Tang Xiaomi really wanted to just dive into the water and pretend that what happened just now didn't happen.
However, probably because Sal mentioned him and Oreo in a too empathetic tone, Tang Xiaomi actually felt at that moment that Sal seemed...maybe... understood him?
Speaking of bitterness, it is true that it is more effective for one bitter person to vomit to another bitter person: that is, as the saying goes, let each other bring out the unhappy things to make everyone happy.
And Comrade Saar, as a very hard-working young man, really held back some hatred in the human world. After seeing Tang Xiaomi who was so distressed because of his feelings, he started talking inexplicably.
"...To be honest, I think that when you mermaids fall in love with mermaids, the difficulties you encounter are all difficulties that can be solved. Like me and Oreo, a human and a mermaid fall in love... oh... encounter I feel that even if God comes, I will not be able to overcome the difficulties."
Although at first he spoke in the spirit of comforting Tang Xiaomi, but after he really spoke, Sal had already talked about himself and Oreo.
He dangled his hairy legs on the side of the boat, his face was melancholy.
"I was thinking about going for surgery to change my legs into fish tails, but the doctor said that even if I spent 7000 million dollars to change my legs into fish tails, I couldn't completely replace my respiratory system..."
Tang Xiaomi: "..."
The moment I heard "7000 million", I once again felt the great sadness of being a civilian.
"Uh, actually, I think you and Oreo have a good relationship, and you don't need to use such radical methods if you want to be with him..."
Leaving aside the 7000 million yuan, Tang Xiaomi suddenly felt pain in his phantom limbs when he saw Sal talking seriously about the various horrific surgeries he wanted to transform himself into a mermaid.
Who knew that his consolation seemed to have accidentally stepped on Thrall's most sensitive pain point.
"Little young man, you don't understand." Sal said in an unusually low voice, the grief in his tone was almost condensed into ink dripping down, "When you grow up, you will understand that apart from good 'emotions' between lovers, there is also There is one thing that is also very important, and that is..."
"What?"
"Physical fit!"
"Is it really okay for you to say this to a minor like this?"
Tang Xiaomi also spoke gloomily.
—Can he say that he doesn't want to hear about the "beep-" thing between Sal and Oreo at all? ! !
The psychological shadow brought by Alfred's previous [Mosaic] is still very heavy!
Sal also said "you don't understand", but Tang Xiaomi silently lasagna tears in his heart - he understands!
Tang Xiaomi stared at Oreo for a while, until the embarrassed expression on the latter's face became more and more intense.
"Before..." Tang Xiaomi murmured, "Didn't Her Highness ask me to go to a ball or something..."
While speaking, he used the tip of his tail to brush the water plants growing in the crack of the door.
"But haven't you already refused?"
Oreo said above his head.
"Oh... yes."
Tang Xiaomi replied dryly.
As long as he lowered his head, he could see his short gray tail, and Tang Xiaomi felt more and more upset for a while.
The dull boredom and uneasiness that had been considered vaguely before now finally took on a real form, like a giant king squid waving its black tentacles on his chest, his chest was throbbing with tingling pain, even Breathing became difficult.
(It's so useless.)
Tang Xiaomi said to herself.
Why is it so sad?Obviously I said it before, I was not mentally prepared to meet the gay life...
So what is going on now, like a girl who was toyed with by a dude and then abandoned to cry in the snow?
……
Tang Xiaomi's face changed several times, and Oreo's back gradually broke out in cold sweat.As a bystander who has been blinded by thousands of pairs of titanium alloy dog eyes, Oreo is actually more aware of Alfred's love than Tang Xiaomi, who has become anxious about gains and losses in love - Titans and mermaids will not fall in love easily, And once they fall in love, even if an asteroid destroys the earth, it is impossible to change it. After all, the brain cells of this ancient creature are relatively rigid, and they cannot learn the fickleness of humans and freshwater mermaids.
And this means that today he hurt Tang Xiaomi's heart by making decisions here, and tomorrow Alfred may cause trouble for him...
Having experienced the pain of middle management at a young age, Oreo felt so embarrassed that he was going bald.
And at this moment, his communicator rang again...
"Hey--"
The moment Oreo picked up the communicator, he saw Tang Xiaomi's eyes light up.
But in fact, the voice that rang through the communicator was not someone from the Titan royal family, but a voice that he was familiar with but already a little strange.
"...Sarl? Why do you have my communication number... Wait, what are you talking about? You are above the waters of Atlantis right now? Are you mistaken? Don't you think you died fast enough... Yes ...Is that so? Is that..."
Tang Xiaomi's shoulders drooped when he heard Oreo call out Sal's name. To be honest, he didn't feel it at all before, but now he saw Oreo and Sal started talking on the phone (not at all) , Tang Xiaomi was very horrified to find that she actually felt a faint sadness.
"My brain must be broken..."
It has to be said that even Tang Xiaomi himself was almost frightened by this horrible feeling of resentment
He bit his lip and swam a short distance away to make room for Oreo, but soon Oreo hung up the phone, and he looked a little bit embarrassed before. Complicated—a little distressed, and a little relieved.
It seems that it is very happy to be able to leave Oreo temporarily in the plot of Cinderella being beaten home by the mistress, but the news brought by Thrall is, in a way, the beginning of another trouble.
"Xiaomi, I need you for something..." Before Tang Xiaomi answered, Oreo continued, "Sar wants to see you."
"see me?"
Tang Xiaomi's eyes widened and he was dazed.
You know, Sal and him have a relationship that can't be reached at all, why suddenly Sal wants to risk his life to see him? !
"Relax, Xiaomi, Sal got the entry permit through his father's relationship—but he saw you for a reason, and this matter has something to do with Stalin." Oreo swept his tail and said, "Thal Said... the 'Watchers' may have found Stalin's mother population."
---Dividing line----
Although to most humans and a small number of freshwater mermaids, killer whales look almost exactly the same, with a dark back, a white belly, and a round body, like a giant panda in the sea...
However, for the members of the "Watchmen" who have been running around the sea for a long time, each killer whale has its own unique characteristics, and creatures with extremely high IQs like killer whales, just like humans, each population has its own characteristics. own unique signs and behaviors.Orca pods with exceptionally close family ties Unless they are accidentally washed away, the male orca will stay in his own pod throughout his life, his diet, his game style, his language (different pods There are different dialects of their own, some groups of killer whales can communicate with each other, while others cannot)... In fact, at the beginning, the "Watchmen" just wanted to repay Tang Xiaomi, after all, this freshwater mermaid was in such a They still bravely stood up and protected them under harsh circumstances.As a researcher of marine life and protectors of killer whales, they have no other way to repay Tang Xiaomi, a high school student who goes to school in a saltwater area.Under a proposal similar to a joke, they decided to find a home for the killer whale that caused Tang Xiaomi a lot of trouble——
"Maybe we can find its real parents hahaha."
I remember someone laughing and saying that at that time.
Who knows, it didn't take much effort at all...they found the population that Stalin should be in.
"... I've been rambling so much, but I just want to explain that we didn't just randomly pick a population of killer whales and ask you to release Stalin."
Sal said to Tang Xiaomi on his luxury yacht, pointing to the thick documents that he took out.
"This is k17, which we photographed in a group of whales off the coast... The dorsal fin and saddle of this family are very characteristic..."
He took out a photo and was still explaining something, but Tang Xiaomi was completely deaf. He looked at the photo in shock—at the very beginning, he even thought it was a photo of Stalin .
Same shape of dorsal fin, same distinctive bearded gray saddle...
However, if you observe carefully, you can find that it still has many differences from Stalin in subtle places.
This is an adult female killer whale.
Tang Xiaomi reached out and gently touched the killer whale in the photo.
"I think... I, I've seen her."
He thought of the dark seabed, the silent female killer whale.Then he spoke sadly of his brief encounter with it...
Sal was silent for a while, then took the photo back.
"...Not long ago, a sightseeing company illegally opened a whale watching route at the family's foraging place. Their behavior was very inappropriate, and the killer whales were frightened by it... After that, some things happened. In short, Lisa Probably got lost in a panic, and was held hostage by those rogue killer whales."
Seeing Tang Xiaomi's surprised gaze, Thrall smiled wryly: "There are also villains among killer whales, don't be so surprised."
"Uh, I'm not surprised, I'm just... well, I'm just surprised." Tang Xiaomi said dejectedly, "Obviously I'm a mermaid, and you are human, but why do I think you know tigers better than us?" Whale..."
Sal spread his hands: "Because the professor has to rely on this project to apply for funding every year."
"..."
Tang Xiaomi said that this answer cannot be refuted at all.
And Thrall suddenly smiled: "Hahaha, just kidding. How should I put it... It is very simple for human beings to want to kill and exterminate a race, but if they want to protect a certain creature, then We need to do our best to learn the habits of that creature and study all aspects of them... just like we are protecting killer whales now. We want to protect them, so we understand them."
It has to be said that Sal's painting style seems to have turned to a strange but still handsome angle at this moment, even Tang Xiaomi is a little dumbfounded.
Anyway...
It feels pretty powerful.
A voice in Tang Xiaomi's heart said softly.
"Then, I think I have explained everything that should be explained clearly. Next, I hope you can answer me seriously after thinking about it."
Then, after a brief moment of relief, Thrall's face turned serious.
"Male killer whales can only be well cared for in a family, they are a family creature by nature - and now that we have found his original family, as his current legal guardian, you are willing to accept our Assist, let Stalin return to its family?"
"what……"
Tang Xiaomi's breathing stagnates.
Stalin's native population...
Although Sal and the others said it was easy, in fact they must have spent a lot of effort to help Stalin find a family. Sal even used his father's relationship to go to the mermaid's territory to discuss this matter with him... No matter what Either way, he should be excited to agree right away.
Tang Xiaomi thought.
In the process of taking care of Stalin before, he really encountered a lot of troubles... To be honest, Tang Xiaomi would feel very guilty every time he needed Alfred's help.
He was really shaken, wondering if it was the right decision to save Stalin with so many troubles at the beginning.
Moreover, Tang Xiaomi himself knew that, in fact, he did not take good care of Stalin.After all, he was just a frizzy high school student. To be honest, he couldn't even take care of himself, let alone take care of Stalin, a killer whale whose race was different from his.
Sometimes when things happen, Tang Xiaomi forgets that he still has a baby killer whale to take care of.
Just like the storm this time, after Oreo told him that there was a saltwater mermaid to help him take care of Stalin, Tang Xiaomi remembered this incident...
Tang Xiaomi can easily give 1 reasons to explain that Stalin's return home is the best choice, and humans really helped him this time, but it is inexplicable, thinking that from then on he and that pestering person There is no such close connection between the little idiots, and Tang Xiaomi feels that her chest is tight.
However, after being silent for a long time, Tang Xiaomi spoke resolutely.
"... Those killer whales have never seen Stalin before, will they treat Stalin well?"
This sentence is actually an answer to Thrall.
Thrall seemed relaxed all of a sudden: "Of course, killer whales are far smarter than you and I think."
In fact, he was still a little worried before. Young people of Tang Xiaomi's age are sometimes really self-centered and stubborn. If he insists that only he can take care of that weird little killer whale, Thrall really doesn't know if he can do it. Persuade each other patiently.
Fortunately, even though every strand of hair said reluctance, Tang Xiaomi was very cooperative.
But after agreeing on the specific steps to bring Stalin home, the frustration shown by this young freshwater mermaid made even Thrall look sideways.
how to say……
It feels like the whole fish is about to dry up.
"Well, even if it comes home, you can still go see it. Stalin's family is very powerful, and their hunting grounds are very wide. Even though he has returned home, it doesn't mean that you won't see him in the future. .”
Thrall scratched his hair and comforted him with some embarrassment.
Tang Xiaomi raised his head and forced a smile at him.
"Thank you... I know too, ha, ha." However, Tang Xiaomi looked even darker in the next second, "I'm actually worrying about other things, please don't pay attention to me."
He said.
—Actually, I just thought of Alfred.
If he passed the interrogation and returned to school, he would be relieved to find that he no longer had to watch over the killer whale like a pig farmer every day...
(Ah, to be honest, I was always the one who caused trouble in the first place. In the end, it was Alfred who did the most work...)
(Actually, for the Titan royal family, a commoner like me should...should not be an existence that shouldn't appear in their lives at all...)
The past between Alfred and him, those confessions that sounded so sincere but were too funny to be sure whether they were true or false, Alfred's princely demeanor suddenly displayed, and what he suddenly realized, the royal family The status gap between the common people...
Oh, by the way, after Stalin came home, Alfred said that there was no reason why he had to stick with him.
Tang Xiaomi felt as if she had accidentally fallen into the muddy water. The more she thought about it, the more she felt weak all over, chest tightness, and dizziness.
"Stop thinking about it, kid."
Suddenly, Tang Xiaomi felt that someone had tapped him on the head.
The pain brought him back to his senses. He pressed his forehead and stared at Sal in a daze.
"You and that stupid titan mermaid are mermaids after all, much better than me and Oreo."
Saar pushed the information casually, put his legs on the side of the boat, and said to Tang Xiaomi.
"..."
(Wait a minute why he suddenly mentioned Alfred, I didn't say it clearly just now... Hey, can't I just say what I was thinking?!!!)
At that moment, Tang Xiaomi felt that his brains were about to burst.
I remember laughing at this kind of plot in romance novels, thinking that such a stupid thing could never happen in reality-but now he actually did it?
At that moment, Tang Xiaomi really wanted to just dive into the water and pretend that what happened just now didn't happen.
However, probably because Sal mentioned him and Oreo in a too empathetic tone, Tang Xiaomi actually felt at that moment that Sal seemed...maybe... understood him?
Speaking of bitterness, it is true that it is more effective for one bitter person to vomit to another bitter person: that is, as the saying goes, let each other bring out the unhappy things to make everyone happy.
And Comrade Saar, as a very hard-working young man, really held back some hatred in the human world. After seeing Tang Xiaomi who was so distressed because of his feelings, he started talking inexplicably.
"...To be honest, I think that when you mermaids fall in love with mermaids, the difficulties you encounter are all difficulties that can be solved. Like me and Oreo, a human and a mermaid fall in love... oh... encounter I feel that even if God comes, I will not be able to overcome the difficulties."
Although at first he spoke in the spirit of comforting Tang Xiaomi, but after he really spoke, Sal had already talked about himself and Oreo.
He dangled his hairy legs on the side of the boat, his face was melancholy.
"I was thinking about going for surgery to change my legs into fish tails, but the doctor said that even if I spent 7000 million dollars to change my legs into fish tails, I couldn't completely replace my respiratory system..."
Tang Xiaomi: "..."
The moment I heard "7000 million", I once again felt the great sadness of being a civilian.
"Uh, actually, I think you and Oreo have a good relationship, and you don't need to use such radical methods if you want to be with him..."
Leaving aside the 7000 million yuan, Tang Xiaomi suddenly felt pain in his phantom limbs when he saw Sal talking seriously about the various horrific surgeries he wanted to transform himself into a mermaid.
Who knew that his consolation seemed to have accidentally stepped on Thrall's most sensitive pain point.
"Little young man, you don't understand." Sal said in an unusually low voice, the grief in his tone was almost condensed into ink dripping down, "When you grow up, you will understand that apart from good 'emotions' between lovers, there is also There is one thing that is also very important, and that is..."
"What?"
"Physical fit!"
"Is it really okay for you to say this to a minor like this?"
Tang Xiaomi also spoke gloomily.
—Can he say that he doesn't want to hear about the "beep-" thing between Sal and Oreo at all? ! !
The psychological shadow brought by Alfred's previous [Mosaic] is still very heavy!
Sal also said "you don't understand", but Tang Xiaomi silently lasagna tears in his heart - he understands!
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