There Is No Afterlife

In Imperial Comprehensive College, the number of teachers and students in the culinary department is the least, but the college did not reduce the office area of ​​the culinary department. On the contrary, the office allocated to the culinary department by the college is as large as the faculty offices of other departments, occupying On the right half of the sixth floor of the whole building, the office of the professor of the Department of Cooking is really sparsely populated.

When Mugen and Dobby came in, they couldn't help opening their mouths:

Good, so beautiful!

It is completely different from the office of the Department of Life and Breeding that I visited just now. The office of the professor of the Department of Life and Breeding is exactly what Mu Gen imagined. It is full of desks and office chairs. The items of the professors are scattered on the table messily. The professor has an office alone, such as Professor Mulansha, but even Professor Mulansha's office looks like an ordinary office, at most, the desk and chair look more comfortable.

The professor's office of the Department of Food Science and Technology is completely different. The professor's office of the Department of Food Science and Technology looks like a natural wild environment: the green grass replaces the carpet, except for the grass, the office is full of various plants, and the position near the window There are also two very tall trees, the sun is shining on their branches, and it looks very cozy.

Just when the two teenagers + a robot were in a daze, a flower flew past Dobby's nose, and Dobby couldn't help but sneezed!

"Wow! It's blooming!" Picking up a small white flower from the ground, Dobby held it up to Mu Gen in surprise.

"It's so beautiful!" For Mu Gen, who was born on Desolate Star since he was a child, flowers are really rare things. Even when he came to Bailu Star, he never saw flowers once.

Carefully looking at the flowers that have only been seen in books, Mu Gen took a deep breath of the humid air with a faint floral fragrance, and his whole body became energetic.

"Look, Sigma, it's a flower!"

A small white flower was placed in the palm of the robot. Sigma observed the five-petaled flower curiously. After collecting the flower, he carefully followed his brother onto the green grass.

"There are still cows in the office!" Dobby was the most excited one. This young man who just came to the big city from the countryside was a little bit unable to adapt to life in the big city. The environment in front of him made him feel like he had returned to his hometown: "My family It’s raising cattle!”

"Every morning, I have to drive my younger siblings and a herd of cows to graze. I can't go to school until they are full." (← Hey! There seems to be something wrong with this sentence)

"The grass here is really nice and delicious." Looking at the lush green grass, Dobby couldn't hold back after all, and after taking a bite accidentally, he shook his head in a hurry: "This is the teachers' office, so you can't eat it. "

Looking at Dobby who was still persuading himself to be patient, Mu Gen smiled and ran to his side.

At this time, Dobby had already gone to see the only cow in the office.

"This is a bull." Skillfully lifted the hind leg and took a look, Dobby said to Mugen with experience: "I can't tell what breed it is, but it has a high lean meat percentage, so it looks like a very good beef cow." .”

While talking, Dobby rolled the eyes of the bull, and opened the mouth to look at the teeth inside: "This is a mature cow, I don't know which professor raised it, if it can be bred with my sister cow, it will be fine." Well, there is a serious shortage of good breeding cattle in my family!"

"My heifer is so beautiful!"

When it comes to things in his hometown, Dobby, who is usually shy and reticent, becomes very talkative.

"I know, but, Dobby, did you put the cow down first? It looks very uncomfortable." Finally, Mugen reminded him, and Dobby noticed that he had put the whole cow down at some point. The cow was lifted up. At this moment, the cow stared at him with wide eyes, as if he was about to die.

Dobby hurriedly put the cow back on the grass.

In the following time, Mugen and Dobby tidied up the office very diligently: they carefully shaved the overgrown grass from the head to the tail with a trimmer, and the shaved grass was stored aside for the only head in the office. The cattle were used as fodder, and then they carefully dewormed the two trees in the office. Dobby, who raises fruit trees in addition to raising cattle at home, felt a little pity when he saw the two fruit trees that only bloomed but did not bear fruit, so in his On the proposal, Mugen, Sigma and him artificially pollinated the two trees.

"Professors can still eat fruit in the office in the future!" Dobby smiled gratifiedly after wiping off his sweat.

With grass clippings all over, Mugen, Sigma and Dobby closed the office door and went home happily.

What they didn't know was that just one minute after they left, the originally quiet office exploded in an instant!

"Take a bath! Take a bath quickly! I don't want to have your child!" The second professor of the cooking department, Levi, who transformed from a tree into a human form in an instant, turned blue with his bare buttocks!

"I don't want to have your child either ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The big tree opposite him quickly turned into a human form, but it turned out to be Brutt, another assistant professor of the cooking department.

In this universe, there are people of all races, and naturally, humans transformed from plants are also indispensable.The two assistant professors of the Department of Cooking are two vegetative states.

In the vegetative world, flowers = reproductive organs.

In this era when it is illegal for vegetative people to bloom in public places, it is rare to be able to bask in the sun in your own office, and you don’t want to suddenly come in with two foolish boys who take your own flowers and smell them again and again, and finally, finally... …

In the end, he even painted his own pollen on the flowers of his colleague next door!

Can you still be a good colleague happily? !

Professor Levi and Professor Brut stared wide-eyed for a moment, and the two of them went to the hospital as if their butts were on fire.

Levi and Brutt left, and the office became quiet again.Only the sound of cows grazing was left.

Mugen and Dobby had put aside all the shavings that the cow was eating at the moment.

While eating, the cow suddenly spoke:

"Moo—" Department Chief, you are so delicious.

Oops!What do you mean? !Could it be—

"Thank you." Accompanied by the rustling voice, the non-existent department chief scratched his head and got up from the ground: "Sailun, what do you think of my hairstyle?"

With the palm removed, His Excellency's head was completely exposed - a brand new crew cut, with new stubble, it looked like it had just been cut.

The cow—that is, the second professor Sai Lun continued to chew and chew. After a long while, he "mooed".

"It looks quite young." Professor Sai Lun praised the new hairstyle of the department head.

"That's good. The student named Mu Gen is good at craftsmanship. I'm going to get a haircut recently..." Touching his stubble, the department chief finally showed a reassuring look.

"Moo?" Do you think what the little brontosaurus said is true?Are their heifers really beautiful?

"Uh... You can turn around and take a look at this."

"Moo!" Good.

So, when Chief Professor Kurno returned to the office again, everything changed drastically.

"Ah!!!! My God! The little darlings I raised carefully on Levi and Brook, why are you all leaving me!" Holding a handful of worms in the dead body trash can, Professor Kurno The three heads cried out at the same time.

Well, the bug that Mugen and Dobby worked so hard to get rid of is actually Professor Kurno's beloved pet^_^

For the office organized by Mugen, His Excellency the department head and the second professor Sai Lun gave full marks, Professor Kurno gave zero points, the two second professors abstained, the minority obeyed the majority, and Mugen got the right to continue to serve the professors in the future Opportunity.

The next day, Professors Levi and Brook were on maternity leave, and Professor Kurno had to try his best to make up for the lack of professors. At the same time, a large box was placed on Professor Mu Lansha's desk.

There was a big white egg in the box, and there was a note next to it, with a line of big characters written on it: "To Professor Mu Lansha:

Delicious eggs (with a recipe). "

Professor Mu Lansha couldn't help trembling.

***

All colleges with the word "Empire" in their school names are all colleges under the direct jurisdiction of the Imperial Ministry of Education or the Ministry of Military Affairs. According to regulations, freshmen of such colleges have to undergo a period of military training after the start of school.

Imperial College is no exception.

The reason why the chairperson was elected was actually to prepare for military training, and the reason why the military training was not given as soon as the school started was to leave time for the students to get to know each other. Once the military training began.

Before the start of the military training, the first plenary meeting of the chairman of the new freshmen chaired by Dean Ord was first held in the school.

There are a total of 39 departments in Imperial Comprehensive College, and each department sends its own chairperson to attend the meeting. The 39 chairpersons sit at two rows of long tables with the dean at the center, which is very imposing!

As the chairman of the cooking department, Mu Gen was naturally assigned a seat. Sitting next to him was a boy with a particularly serious expression. Mu Gen ignored him when he greeted him. The other party only asked which department he was from. After Mu Gen graduated from the Department of Cooking, he never looked at Mu Gen directly again.

It is completely different from the cooking department, which is as small as only 600 students. The mecha department and the warship command department of the Imperial Comprehensive Academy are both super large departments, and the number of new students in the mecha department exceeds [-]!The chairman who was selected from among the [-] outstanding freshmen from all over the universe is completely different from the chairman who was elected without pressure like Mu Gen.

"That's the chairman of the mecha department, and he doesn't like people from fringe departments like us." Seeing the scene just now, a boy on the left of Mu Gen took the initiative to talk to Mu Gen: "Hello, you Is my name Mugen? My name is Kerry, and I am the chairman of the music department. This year, there are very few freshmen in our two departments. During the military training, [-]% of them will be grouped together. Please take care of me when the time comes! I like to eat meat. "

"Uh...please take care of me." After being stunned by Kerry's last words, Mugen smiled and shook hands with him.

"I'm Godot from the Fine Arts Department." While Kerry was talking to Mugen, another young boy approached behind him.

The chairmen of the three departments that have always ranked first, second, and third in the history of military training at the Imperial Comprehensive College finally got together.