Super 囧star dad
Chapter 31 On the Right Track
Although Song Cha is an important supporting role, but the total number of scenes is only about 10 minutes, and the role fits his personality very well, so Song Cha didn't have too much pressure to act.In addition, almost all of his scenes are now focused on shooting, so the progress of filming is still very fast.
And there is another point, although the movie tells a story that happened in a foreign country, but...in fact, Song Cha's scenes don't need to fly to foreign countries for filming, all can be done in China.
So Song Cha's last scene went to a four-star hotel to shoot.
As for why it's four-star, not five-star, or three-star... of course it's because the character needs it!
After all, what I want to play is a high-profile, high-value [-]th-line starlet.
After the employees of the four-star hotel learned that the crew was going to bring Song Cha to the filming, some insider got too excited and leaked the news on the Internet, so the fans of the funny man went wild with joy.
By the time the crew arrived, the hotel was already so crowded that the film crew had to double the number of security personnel to contain the somewhat out-of-control scenes.
Song Cha peeked out through the nanny's car and was scared to pee by the number of heads.
He retracted his head, fell on the seat and patted his chest.
I am so surprised.
It makes me feel a little bit square that you are so crazy about chasing stars.
After finally stabilizing the situation at the scene, Song Cha walked down, and what greeted him was another scene of losing control.
"Chacha!! Chacha, so handsome! So handsome!"
Hearing this sentence, Song Cha's face was expressionless, but his chest was unconsciously raised higher.
"Ahhhhhh, Doubi, no, Doubi male god, look here, look here, I really like you."
Song Cha turned his head.
what? What?There are too many people and I can't hear clearly~~~~ I only hear that I am handsome!
"Chacha, are you holding Jing Jing in your arms!! Please show me a positive face, I'm a fan of Jing Jing!!"
Hearing the shouting, Jing Jing lazily opened her eyes, and immediately buried her exposed head back into Song Cha's arms, extremely proud.
Jingjing's inner os: I just don't show it, and if I don't accept it, come and bite me, huh.
Surrounded by enthusiastic fans, Song Cha managed to stand out from the crowd.
Song Cha, who fell on the sofa, panted heavily, feeling that he was about to be squeezed out.
It's not easy being a male god these days.
"Chacha, did you bring Jingjing?" Song Cha hadn't recovered from the energy just now, Zhang Lei immediately appeared in front of him.
Song Cha pointed to Xiao Gongju in his arms, "Here it is, here it is."
Quietly heard someone mentioning himself, in order to show his sense of existence, he raised his neck, said "owwow" twice, then lazily lay on Song Cha's arm, closed his eyes and continued to be a quiet handsome man .
"Very good." Zhang Lei smiled.
However, I don't know if it was an illusion, Song Cha always felt that the smile on the corner of Zhang Lei's mouth after seeing Jing Jing was a bit weird.
Song Cha felt something was wrong but couldn't remember it at all, so he asked, "Brother Lei, do you really want to add a quiet scene? Actually, it's completely unnecessary."
Zhang Lei looked at Song Cha seriously, and patted him on the shoulder, "Bringing Jing Jing will improve your role in the movie and make you appear more aggressive."
After listening, Song Cha ran away.
What the hell is it that looks more pretentious! !
Am I not pretentious enough now!
Don't look down on me, okay! !
Song Cha felt that Zhang Lei's words had dealt a huge blow to his self-confidence.
So he shook his head and hummed in a low voice, "Your artist's thinking is really hard for normal people to understand."
Zhang Lei didn't hear it, and hurried to another place.
Today is the last scene that Song Cha needs to shoot, but it is also the first scene that he appears in the movie. The main content is to highlight his fantasy and pretentious starlet status.
After putting on makeup, Song Cha waited quietly in the room. When Zhang Lei called out to start, he quickly entered the scene.
The phone on the bedside rang, and Song Cha, who was playing handsome in the mirror, counted down to three, two, one, and then picked up the phone, deliberately and impatiently connected, "I am very busy attending a film festival abroad, if you have anything to do, please Say it quickly."
When the movie is released, there will be dialogue lines added later by the dubbing teacher, but now when Song Cha is filming, there is no sound on the phone at all, and he is talking to a "person" entirely by relying on his own imaginary scenes.
Although it seems simple, it is actually very difficult to perform.
While paying attention to your own expressions and movements, you must imitate the content and speed of the other party's speech.All of these were performed by Song Cha alone.
But it was clear that there was nothing wrong with Song Cha's acting.
He waited for two seconds, and then began to talk nonsense seriously, "Oh, it's the Nissl's Blean Film Festival."
Afterwards, the "other party" seemed to say something, his expression began to change, and he became a little displeased, "I haven't heard of it, it's because you rarely see it, when you reach the status of a man like me who becomes a movie king I know." After speaking, he was afraid that the lie would be exposed, so he hurriedly wanted to hang up the phone, "Okay, okay, let's not talk, my son is awake."
While talking, he walked towards Jing Jing, "My son is fat, so let's hang up now, remember to contact my agent later, I'm really busy."
After hanging up the phone, Song Cha walked to Jing Jing's side, squatted in front of him, his expression became narcissistic and cute, "Big fat, is Baba still so handsome today~"
Quietly gave Song Cha a look of incomparable disdain, and ran away without a trace.
Song tea petrified in situ...
"Ka, very good, pass."
Turn your head away, unexpectedly, that's it?
Brother Lei asked him to bring Jing Jing over and over again, just, just to take such a one-second shot?It still has quietly contemptuous eyes and a perfectly curved tail!
Song Cha felt cheated...
Brother Lei, are you really kidding me? ! ! !
After filming the last scene, Song Cha took off her makeup, and it was time for dinner naturally.
Xiao Tiantian brought two bowls of boxed lunch to him and threw one box to him.
Song Cha opened it expectantly, and after seeing the dishes inside, he was no longer happy.
"What happened to Xiao Tiantian's box lunch today? Why is there no chicken legs?"
In an instant, there is no love anymore!
A few days ago, I obviously added chicken legs every day. Today is the last day, why have I become so stingy?
Xiao Tiantian looked in the mirror before eating, and felt that she was still cute.Finally happy with the photo, Xiao Tiantian said, "Chacha~ I think you are the person who has the least right to ask this question."
Song Cha was puzzled, "Why!! Don't you have the right to know the origin of lunch if you are handsome!!"
Xiao Tiantian slowly put away the mirror, picked up a piece of fat from the lunch box and threw it into Song's tea bowl, "Chacha, are you stupid for filming? You contracted this lunch."
"What... what..." Song Cha quickly covered his mouth.
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He actually contracted this meal! !
Song Cha looked around and moved closer to Xiao Tiantian, "Although it is a good thing for Xiao Tiantian to save me money, there is no need to be so stingy, isn't it? Wouldn't it be nice to make it better!"
Xiao Tiantian was aggrieved, "They clearly agreed to the box lunch company to be the best and most expensive, and the person in charge promised to make us a special set meal. How did I know that no chicken legs were added?"
After hearing what Xiao Tiantian said, Song Cha felt relieved, but he still felt that something was wrong.
The most expensive and the best...
Song Cha turned her head, "What's the price of Xiao Tiantian's lunch box?"
"15 yuan a piece^_^"
It's actually 15 yuan...a special set meal.
Song Cha was quite drunk...
What kind of box lunch company is so cheating! !If you have money but don’t earn 484, you’re stupid! !
However, although it is a bit unhappy without chicken legs, Song Cha still eats it "reluctantly".
Filming starved the baby to death.
Song Cha was halfway through eating, when Xiao Tiantian suddenly said, "By the way, Chacha, I need cute Tiantian to read to you about the upcoming work arrangements."
"Okay, but wait a minute, let me ask a question first."
"Hmm, you ask~"
"Why don't you eat?"
Xiao Tiantian thought it was amazing, "I'm done eating."
After speaking, after looking at Song Cha's beeping dog expression, Xiao Tiantian thoughtfully explained to him, "Recently, I weigh over 90, and I'm trying to lose weight, so I can't eat too much~~"
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More than 90...
Can't eat too much...
A man who suffers like a bamboo pole says he wants to lose weight...
Song Cha was startled, silently ate a piece of coriander, and quickly calmed himself down.
"Are you finished with the question? I'll tell you after I've finished." Xiao Tiantian happily took out her small notebook and looked through the itinerary. "On Friday, I will shoot the commercial of the new era dairy industry, and on Sunday, I will go to Strawberry TV to record the peace." An interview with Dad going on a trip."
After waiting for a long time, Song Cha didn't wait for Xiao Tiantian's next message, so he couldn't help but ask, "What about the other announcements?"
Xiao Tiantian spread her hands, "It's gone."
"Just, that's all? Aren't I very popular now! Did you make a mistake?"
Song Cha's mood at this time was extremely complicated...
The promise became popular and the manuscripts are constantly busy every day, so that there is no time for eating, sleeping and having sex. Why is his style of painting never on the same channel as other stars!
Was he discriminated against just because he was an Internet celebrity? !
Who said there is true love in the world?I will not beat you to death!
The strong Song Cha comforted himself in his heart for three seconds.
Forget it, no matter how bad it is, he still received a compelling endorsement, no, even though it was through the back door, he could still pretend to be aggressive.
You have to know how many celebrities have debuted for so many years without a single endorsement, huh.
Thinking about it this way, Song Cha felt a little comforted.
"Oh, by the way, Chacha has two things to do." Xiao Tiantian suddenly jumped in front of Song Cha, and patted her hands to interrupt his brainstorming.
Facing the sudden fright, Song Cha almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of food.
"Xiao Tiantian, can you speak in a normal way, it will really kill someone so suddenly!"
Xiao Tiantian blinked, "I'm normal ~ oh right, don't interrupt me, what I want to say is very important."
Song Cha shut up in amazement, and waited for Xiao Tiantian to play freely.
"Carrot TV is also planning a reality show called Balabala Little Rubik's Cube and wants to invite you to be a guest. The price is not bad."
Since Strawberry TV's trip with Dad became popular, all David TVs have opened the door to a new world. They have realized the scarcity and market of reality shows in China, so all David TVs are now popular. A reality show craze , the reality show was as productive as a sow for a while.
For example, the Balabala Rubik's Cube that Britney just mentioned is one of the typical follow-up reality shows.
Xiao Tiantian continued to introduce, "This kind of adventure travel show with magical painting style is very special. I feel that it will have good ratings after it is broadcast. Everyone in the industry is very optimistic. Chacha, do you want to think about it?"
Seeing Xiao Tiantian's expectant face, Song Cha really couldn't bear to hit him.
In fact, after this Balabala Rubik's Cube was aired, the ratings were terrible and even reached the point where my mother wouldn't recognize it...
And the most magical thing is that in the later stage, he is like taking drugs and always likes to edit randomly. Not to mention all kinds of weird effects, the audience especially likes to fight and pinch the guests...
After the show was broadcast, the most frightening thing was that the black histories of several guests were revealed, and even several goddesses and gods walked directly off the altar.Participating in this program did not benefit the development of the guests at all in the end, and even hindered their development.
In a word, it can be summed up in one sentence, this is a magical show where whoever gets on who gets unlucky, and who is possessed by a degenerate spirit...
With the reference from his previous life, Song Cha was definitely not willing to go on this kind of show, so without thinking about it, he directly refused, "No date, uncle, we don't have a date~"
Xiao Tiantian ignored Song Cha's convulsions, "Many people are optimistic about it, but I feel that the number of places is still a bit crowded. Why don't you really think about it?"
"Tiantian, believe me, this show is very magical, who knows who will be on it. I think you can actually expect stars you don't like to be on."
Song Cha's words successfully attracted Xiao Tiantian's attention, "Are you talking about Xiao Anzi and Xiao Baibai? It seems that their managers are also tearing up this resource~~"
Song Cha smiled, "Let them tear it up, we quit^_^"
Xiao Tiantian sobbed helplessly, "If that's the case, then fine tt"
Xiao Tiantian wiped away her tears, and suddenly remembered something, "Oh, but it's okay, there is another endorsement here, the endorsement of Haru Shampoo, the asking price is 400 million, do you accept this?"
400w! !
400w! ! !
Song Cha felt that money was falling in his eyes now $_$ "Pick it up! Why don't you pick it up!!"
Song Cha jumped up from the sofa excitedly, went straight to the trash can, and then gracefully threw the empty lunch box into the trash can.
Not a single grain of rice was left in it.
Compared to Song Cha's joy, Xiao Tiantian was much calmer.
Song Cha noticed his abnormality, "Shouldn't you be happy for me, Xiao Tiantian! It's a full 400w!"
Xiao Tiantian shook her head, "Chacha, I'm just thinking about Haru's taste. It's really weird."
Song Cha became unhappy, "What do you mean, you obviously have such good taste!! For example, you wisely asked me to speak for you."
Xiao Tiantian curled her lips, "Their previous spokesperson also had the same style as you."
"Are you as good as me?"
"As nervous as you!"
"Ha ha……"
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Song Cha's scenes are almost done, so it's fine for him to make up a few more shots in the afternoon.
After dinner, Song Cha closed his eyes on the reclining chair to rest his mind, when suddenly he collapsed from above, with an extremely nervous expression on his face.
Speaking of...
Quiet little princess! !
He was too busy filming in the morning, so he forgot its existence! !
Song Chanao made up for the corner where Xiao Gongju was forgotten by him and didn't have lunch. He looked pitiful and couldn't help but feel pain.
I'm sorry Xiao Gongju, I didn't forget you on purpose! !
Song Cha began to wander around the set with great apprehension, asking the staff anxiously.
The more I asked, the more worried I became.
There are so many people here, quiet and coquettish, what if someone accidentally falls in love with it and takes it home?
Thinking of this possibility, Song Cha's little heart couldn't bear it even more.
Heart hurts……
It wasn't until this moment that he realized that his feelings for Jing Jing had grown so deep unconsciously.
Song Cha's uneasy and self-blaming mood didn't change until he saw another dog.
It was a very foreign-looking dog dressed in a bow tie but... a very mighty and majestic dog!
However, why did a dog suddenly appear on the set inexplicably! !And it’s so indescribably dressed regardless of gender _(: 3ゝ∠)_
Seeing it, Song Cha had to think about a serious question——
A huge red bow for such a majestic dog! !The owner's aesthetics are too weird! !
Song Cha took one more look at that coquettish dog, and suddenly felt that this dog looked so... familiar?
Wait, he must have seen it somewhere!
Song Cha stopped in his tracks and moved five centimeters closer to it.
Looking at the other party's face that was not at all soft and cute, Song Cha always felt that he had missed something, and it must have something to do with Jing Jing.
"Ow!"
Suddenly, a familiar voice was caught by Song Cha.
Song Cha took two steps back, and successfully saw Jing Jing's tail behind that bow tie, oh no, that strong dog!
"Quiet!" Song Cha yelled, a little nervous, "Quiet Mo Fang, hold me tight!"
With such a small body, Jing Jing was bullied by this dog at first sight!
Hearing Song Cha's voice quietly, she jumped to Song Cha's side in twos and threes on her short legs, circled around him a few times, then glanced at the strong dog, and turned her head arrogantly.
Song Cha was a little out of the loop.But, what happened to Jing Jing's familiar style of painting?
The current him doesn't look like he's being bullied by a dog three times his size!Look at the little eyes of the other party who are about to cry or not, no matter how you look at it, it seems that you are quietly bullying the other party!
At this time, Zhang Lei appeared in front of Song Cha without anyone noticing, and smiled apologetically at him, "Oh, Niuniu insisted on coming to the set with me, so I reluctantly brought her here."
There is no silver 300 taels here!
Niuniu!Isn't that the same dog who got lovesick last time! !
Song Cha was a little messy, and asked the question he was most curious about right now, "Brother Lei...is Niuniu male or female..."
"male!"
Fuck! ! !The male dog Nima was renamed Niuniu...
Song Cha felt that he had been greatly hurt, he needed to be quiet...
But Song Cha suddenly thought of a question...
His house is also public! ! !
public, and public.
lovesickness……
Brother Lei, do you want to be so big-hearted! !
Song Cha turned his head to look at Niu Niu, and found that there seemed to be something wrong with the way he looked at him... That attitude as if he wanted to tear himself apart made Song Cha confirm a message.
This cliff is the one that bit him at the pet house back then! !
Your eyes scare the baby to death, okay? !
Song Chaerkang took two steps back.
Strong man wait! !
He pushed Jingjing forward a bit, I will give you everything, Jingjing, take it away, I don't want it anymore! !
Song Cha looked at Zhang Lei who was watching the play, and now he finally understood why he suddenly proposed to add a play to Jing Jing.
"Brother Lei, do you want to fight like this for Niuniu!!!"
Brother Lei continued to play dumb, "Ah, actually they are quite a good match."
It's a good match...
Song Cha rubbed his eyes, and carefully scrutinized Niuniu and Jingjing from body shape to gender to personality.
Where can I see the good match! ! ! !
Song Cha looked at the arrogant Jing Jing, and he swore that he would not be benevolent if he brought Jing Jing out to attract bees and butterflies in the future!
As the owner of a million dog fan, is he easy _(: 3ゝ∠)_
After filming "A Strange Journey", Song Cha was busy shooting two more commercials. In the first commercial, Song Cha took Little Black Tea to the prairie for a public tour and felt comfortable physically and mentally.
Anyway, they don't have much role in the advertisement, just some warm parent-child scenes are ok.
But for another shampoo ad, Song Cha seemed to care a lot.
Because the design of the ad is to shoot him naked, of course his upper body out of the bath.
Song Cha looked at his good figure in the mirror and was intoxicated.
The design of this ad really won his heart, and it gave him another chance to pretend to be majestic in front of the public.
So before the filming started, Song Cha spent every day at home wearing a small towel to simulate the scene of getting out of the bath again and again, and enjoyed it so much that he never got tired.
Song Cha has even thought out the movements of rubbing her hair with her hands and the angle of her chin in the past few days. She is just waiting for it to charm thousands of girls after the filming starts and airs, reach the pinnacle of her life, and marry the domineering president.
So on the last night before the commercial shooting, Song Cha once again staged the scene that had been rehearsed countless times in his bathroom, and then... something went wrong!
It was a night that was neither dark nor windy, Song Cha hummed the Divine Comedy of Sha Matt, and took a beautiful bath.
Ever since watching his demonic video, Song Cha himself has also been poisoned, and he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't hum a song every day.
With the shower head on her hair, Song Cha simulated the content of the ad in slow motion and bgm, and then happily wrapped herself in a bath towel that could only cover the upper half of her thighs, exposing her sexy upper body. Came out of the bathroom.
"Son, what story do you want to hear tonight? Is it a lazy little bee, a flightless butterfly, or a butterfly..." Looking at the president who was leisurely sitting on his sofa, Song Cha felt unreal as if he had traveled through time and space.
Anyway, how did the president get in here! !
Song Cha quickly looked towards the gate.
The door is closed.
So why did the president show up at his house! !
"Father, what did you say you would put on?" After speaking, Xiao Hongcha climbed onto Shi Ye's back and asked him to carry her on her back.
The expression on Shi Ye's face didn't show any impatience at all, on the contrary, he looked quite happy.
Song Cha was frightened by the president's amiable and approachable appearance.
"A...little pig who can fart..."
After finishing speaking, Song Cha quickly shifted his gaze to Shi Ye, and bowed to him, "President, President! Hello! I don't know what you can do if you come here!"
The attitude is dogleg and against one's will.
"Look at my son." The president still maintained his usual aloofness, never exceeding five words if possible!
However, Song Cha met the CEO's gaze and found something extraordinary.
That is... The president's eyes have been lingering on him!
The point is that he seems to be very revealing now!
For some reason, Song Cha's mind suddenly came up with the content of the domineering president's forced love...
The charming little lady seduces the CEO!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !How could such a serious person like him suddenly think of such a shameful thing! !
Song Cha shook his head.
Why didn't the president come to see his son at other times, but why did he come at this time!
But Song Cha suddenly remembered that the president seemed to have said in the morning that he wanted to see his son, but he didn't expect it to be such a moment _(: 3ゝ∠)_
Faced with such a shameful scene, Song Cha couldn't breathe.
"President, you...you wait, I'm going to change clothes."
Such a frank meeting, the concubine can't do it!
After speaking, Song Cha ran towards the dormitory in small steps.
However, he accidentally took too many steps, and the towel that was not wrapped around his waist fell off with a brush.
Song Cha's left foot was only five centimeters away from the floor, and the bath towel fell beside his feet.
Song Cha maintained this posture, froze in place.
what the hell...
At this time, the bath towel fell off!
Not only showed his sexy thighs but also showed his buttocks!
Song Cha looks at the sky at 45 degrees and weeps silently. Why do such bloody things always happen to him_(: 3ゝ∠)_
I'm so tired, I don't want to love anymore.
It happened so suddenly that Song Cha was completely unprepared.
With his eyes closed and his heart turned, he didn't dare to look back at all. He rushed into the house at the speed of a 400-meter grass-mud horse final sprint, and the door slammed loudly.
Song Cha lay on the door and silently brainwashed himself. It must have been an illusion just now, and nothing must have happened just now!It must be so!
When he appeared in front of Shi Ye again, Song Cha pretended that nothing happened.
But he was sitting opposite the president but couldn't speak for a long time.
Still embarrassing and swollen what to do tt
The president seemed to see his embarrassment, and took the lead in bringing up a topic.
But the president said, "The taste is really unique."
"What taste?" Song Cha didn't recover at all.
"Sheep baa." Shi Ye's expression was as if he was discussing which kind of tea tastes better.
However, the aftertaste of Song Cha almost exploded.
sheep bleat...
Damn it, Song Cha couldn't help but put his hands on his crotch, and lowered his head subconsciously.
Could it be that he was wearing this pair of underwear just now?
He clearly remembered that he was holding a pair of pure white, okay? !Why did a slippery hand turn into a sheep baa! ! !
Can I choose to die!
It's so embarrassing tt
Song Cha raised his head weakly, feeling extremely wronged in his heart. Could it be that as a male god, he can't like to wear cartoon underwear? tt was accidentally seen by the CEO. The commercial was officially shot on the second day, and the deterrent effect has continued.
"Chacha is ready, come, intoxicated expression~~~"
"Very good, a little more intoxicated ~ a little more intoxicated ~ that's it ~ very comfortable~~ah~~~"
Song Cha crushed the foam in his hand, he wished he could go up and give this strange thing a slap.
If you don't make such a strange sound and don't use such a fantastic description, you will die!will die! !
People who don't know think I'm shooting some kind of advertisement! !
"Okay, keep this action unchanged, turn the camera down, and show a positive face."
Song Cha struggled to maintain his intoxicated expression, and he had to pay attention to maintaining his image as a male god. As a result, when he closed his eyes, the scene of his bath towel falling in front of him suddenly appeared in his mind yesterday...
"Kakaka, no, no, Chacha, why did your face turn red all of a sudden?"
Song Cha opened his mouth and didn't know how to answer.
Damn, do you want me to admit that I blush when I think of Shiye?
Song Cha rubbed the bubbles on his head angrily, and made up an excuse, "I'm sorry it's my first commercial, I was a little nervous just now."
Nervous fart!I don't know how many times I have rehearsed these movements! !
The other party obviously didn't believe Song Cha's words, looked at him with a smile, and said in a strange tone, "Don't blush when you're nervous, did you think of something^_^"
"Um...the water is too hot..." Song Cha lowered his head and rubbed his arms.
"Yes ^_^"
That smile was so lethal that Song Cha didn't dare to speak, so he could only nod and nod.
As a result, the other party looked at Song Cha with a look of "I understand you", then turned his head and yelled at the staff, "Too many of you must be shy at Chacha here, go and go, go out if you have nothing to do, don't be so lewd all the time." She stared at Chacha's chest muscles, looking at her, her mouth is almost drooling."
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Brother Nima, do you know that what you said just now is scary! !I thought you knew something important, but it turns out that you can't see others being crazy about yourself! !
Thinking about it this way, Song Cha didn't know whether he should laugh or be depressed.
So he decisively turned his head to look at the crowd, quickly swept his eyes around, and it turned out...
Sure enough, someone was wiping their saliva...
Wipe, wipe the drool...
Song Cha's body trembled and hugged his chest quickly, feeling that there was nothing to love...
Mama Earth is too dangerous, I want to go back to Mars/(tot)/~~
As time goes by, the weather is getting colder and colder, but our internet celebrity teaser Song Cha seems to be getting hotter and hotter.
For a while, when there was any movement, all kinds of gossip and gossip were flying all over the sky.
However, the gossip that Song Cha is going to attend the Golden Melody Awards Ceremony has been the most popular recently.
As we all know, Song Cha's "Daddy's Little Sun" caused him a lot of trouble because of An Luoyun's Porcelain Incident. Although he was dealt with in a timely manner, it was not a pleasant thing.
Besides, this song is the theme song for a trip with Dad. Although a single was released later, the composition is very complicated. Many people think that although Song Cha is nominated for the best pop music lyricist award, the judges will definitely not Twitch gave him the award.
In fact, Song Cha is also very aware of this truth, so he has been debating whether to participate or not.
Song Cha was so entangled with this matter that after recording a variety show, he had to take out one of the roses given by fans, and imitate the appearance of a hesitant girl on TV, sitting on the steps and petaling each other. Petals tearing petals.
go with.
Still not going.
This is a serious question.
Be frontal cannon fodder.
Still as high-quality cannon fodder.
This is a question of principle.
In the end, the petals were all torn, and Song Cha finally succeeded in forgetting whether he wanted to go or not, so he threw the bare flower away, got up and gracefully patted the dust on his buttocks....
He understands the truth, although he will definitely not win the award.
However, this kind of award ceremony is only once a year, so it's good to see the world and open your eyes.
No matter how nominated, it is a bit forceful. Anyway, there will be a lot of nominations and awards in the future, and it looks impressive enough.
After such a pleasant decision, Song Cha was going to ask Xiao Tiantian to help him rent a dress of a certain high-end brand to attend the awards ceremony.
Even if he is going to be cannon fodder, he still wants to be a cannon fodder who is elegant, perfect, temperamental, and connotative.
So Song Cha quickly dialed Xiao Tiantian's phone number, "Student Xiao Tiantian, I will entrust you with the arduous task of renting the gowns needed for the awards ceremony! Please be sure to complete the task of organizing the distribution, even if you can't rent the front line It doesn’t matter if it’s a big brand, as long as it’s a little more stylish, but remember one thing, don’t rent fake dresses!”
Song Cha hung up the phone worriedly.
An Internet celebrity like him, with only a small income and a large number of people to support, if he pays for the limited edition high-end set, it will be like selling his kidneys.
Song Cha covered his kidneys, it would be cheaper to find a job when renting.
However, Song Cha knows that it is not easy to find a suitable brand to rent clothes, so in fact, he has very low hopes for Xiao Tiantian to do this matter...
However, he never expected that Xiao Tiantian could finish it in two days! !
Song Cha received the dress two days later, and the person who delivered the dress said that it was the newest autumn and winter limited edition of a major international brand! !
Song Cha's hands were shaking with fright.
He took it with trembling hands and made a good confession. After the group of people left, he quickly went to the official website to check.
This... this can't be a pirated version! !
Wearing a pirated version will be stripped off by netizens! ! !
However, the result of the inquiry shows that this is really the limited edition autumn and winter haute couture of a major international brand...
Really really really! !
It turned out to be true! !
Song Cha was ecstatic! ! !
Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! !When did you become so cool, handsome, domineering, and tyrannical! !
This kind of limited new style that many first-line stars can't wear is so easy to rent! !
Did you hang up or found the benefactor! !
Song Cha called Xiao Tiantian, but no one answered.
This kind of ecstasy moment that needs to be shared with others is like picking up 50 yuan while walking on the road, how can Xiao Tiantian not answer the phone! !
Song Cha hung up the phone depressed and washed his face.
Five minutes later he got a call back.
At this time, Song Cha was putting on his eyelids. He guessed that it was Xiao Tiantian who called him, so he closed his eyes and answered the phone. The first sentence was that.
"Holy shit, sweetie, I love you, I love you to death mua~mua~mua~ You can get all of them in limited edition haute couture!! How did you do it!!!! It's just my little angel! !"
However, the expected buzz did not appear.
There was silence on the receiver.
Song Cha suddenly had a premonition...
"Love Britney?"
Song Cha was so frightened that he slapped the 82-year-old Sprite flying off the table. He quickly sat up and took off his eye mask to look at his phone.
Caller ID: Jinzhuda
Talk time: 29 seconds
The gold master is big
The gold master is big
The gold master is big
Song Cha felt bad all over...
Seeing Song Cha's silence, Shi Ye spoke again.
"Have you received the dress?"
"Got it." Song Cha replied quickly, but after finishing speaking, he felt something was wrong.
Don't worry, the benefactor, how could the president know about his dress! !He clearly said the four words of limited edition high order! !
Although it doesn't really mean much...
"Have you tried it?" Shi Ye spoke again.
Song Cha always felt that it was a bit strange to discuss this issue with the CEO, "Not yet..."
In fact, I don't want to part with it, I don't dare to do it.If something goes wrong by accident, it will be so painful!
"Change if it's not suitable."
Song Cha finally realized something from what the domineering president said just now for three consecutive years.
This limited-edition high-end dress is the president helping him...
Rent or buy?
"President, wait, can I ask a question!"
"ask."
"The dress...was it sent by someone from you?"
"Correct."
Song Cha gasped, it really is!
"Rent, did you rent it?"
The answer to Song Cha was a chuckle from the CEO, "Heh."
Song Cha vomited blood!
Damn rich! ! !
And there is another point, although the movie tells a story that happened in a foreign country, but...in fact, Song Cha's scenes don't need to fly to foreign countries for filming, all can be done in China.
So Song Cha's last scene went to a four-star hotel to shoot.
As for why it's four-star, not five-star, or three-star... of course it's because the character needs it!
After all, what I want to play is a high-profile, high-value [-]th-line starlet.
After the employees of the four-star hotel learned that the crew was going to bring Song Cha to the filming, some insider got too excited and leaked the news on the Internet, so the fans of the funny man went wild with joy.
By the time the crew arrived, the hotel was already so crowded that the film crew had to double the number of security personnel to contain the somewhat out-of-control scenes.
Song Cha peeked out through the nanny's car and was scared to pee by the number of heads.
He retracted his head, fell on the seat and patted his chest.
I am so surprised.
It makes me feel a little bit square that you are so crazy about chasing stars.
After finally stabilizing the situation at the scene, Song Cha walked down, and what greeted him was another scene of losing control.
"Chacha!! Chacha, so handsome! So handsome!"
Hearing this sentence, Song Cha's face was expressionless, but his chest was unconsciously raised higher.
"Ahhhhhh, Doubi, no, Doubi male god, look here, look here, I really like you."
Song Cha turned his head.
what? What?There are too many people and I can't hear clearly~~~~ I only hear that I am handsome!
"Chacha, are you holding Jing Jing in your arms!! Please show me a positive face, I'm a fan of Jing Jing!!"
Hearing the shouting, Jing Jing lazily opened her eyes, and immediately buried her exposed head back into Song Cha's arms, extremely proud.
Jingjing's inner os: I just don't show it, and if I don't accept it, come and bite me, huh.
Surrounded by enthusiastic fans, Song Cha managed to stand out from the crowd.
Song Cha, who fell on the sofa, panted heavily, feeling that he was about to be squeezed out.
It's not easy being a male god these days.
"Chacha, did you bring Jingjing?" Song Cha hadn't recovered from the energy just now, Zhang Lei immediately appeared in front of him.
Song Cha pointed to Xiao Gongju in his arms, "Here it is, here it is."
Quietly heard someone mentioning himself, in order to show his sense of existence, he raised his neck, said "owwow" twice, then lazily lay on Song Cha's arm, closed his eyes and continued to be a quiet handsome man .
"Very good." Zhang Lei smiled.
However, I don't know if it was an illusion, Song Cha always felt that the smile on the corner of Zhang Lei's mouth after seeing Jing Jing was a bit weird.
Song Cha felt something was wrong but couldn't remember it at all, so he asked, "Brother Lei, do you really want to add a quiet scene? Actually, it's completely unnecessary."
Zhang Lei looked at Song Cha seriously, and patted him on the shoulder, "Bringing Jing Jing will improve your role in the movie and make you appear more aggressive."
After listening, Song Cha ran away.
What the hell is it that looks more pretentious! !
Am I not pretentious enough now!
Don't look down on me, okay! !
Song Cha felt that Zhang Lei's words had dealt a huge blow to his self-confidence.
So he shook his head and hummed in a low voice, "Your artist's thinking is really hard for normal people to understand."
Zhang Lei didn't hear it, and hurried to another place.
Today is the last scene that Song Cha needs to shoot, but it is also the first scene that he appears in the movie. The main content is to highlight his fantasy and pretentious starlet status.
After putting on makeup, Song Cha waited quietly in the room. When Zhang Lei called out to start, he quickly entered the scene.
The phone on the bedside rang, and Song Cha, who was playing handsome in the mirror, counted down to three, two, one, and then picked up the phone, deliberately and impatiently connected, "I am very busy attending a film festival abroad, if you have anything to do, please Say it quickly."
When the movie is released, there will be dialogue lines added later by the dubbing teacher, but now when Song Cha is filming, there is no sound on the phone at all, and he is talking to a "person" entirely by relying on his own imaginary scenes.
Although it seems simple, it is actually very difficult to perform.
While paying attention to your own expressions and movements, you must imitate the content and speed of the other party's speech.All of these were performed by Song Cha alone.
But it was clear that there was nothing wrong with Song Cha's acting.
He waited for two seconds, and then began to talk nonsense seriously, "Oh, it's the Nissl's Blean Film Festival."
Afterwards, the "other party" seemed to say something, his expression began to change, and he became a little displeased, "I haven't heard of it, it's because you rarely see it, when you reach the status of a man like me who becomes a movie king I know." After speaking, he was afraid that the lie would be exposed, so he hurriedly wanted to hang up the phone, "Okay, okay, let's not talk, my son is awake."
While talking, he walked towards Jing Jing, "My son is fat, so let's hang up now, remember to contact my agent later, I'm really busy."
After hanging up the phone, Song Cha walked to Jing Jing's side, squatted in front of him, his expression became narcissistic and cute, "Big fat, is Baba still so handsome today~"
Quietly gave Song Cha a look of incomparable disdain, and ran away without a trace.
Song tea petrified in situ...
"Ka, very good, pass."
Turn your head away, unexpectedly, that's it?
Brother Lei asked him to bring Jing Jing over and over again, just, just to take such a one-second shot?It still has quietly contemptuous eyes and a perfectly curved tail!
Song Cha felt cheated...
Brother Lei, are you really kidding me? ! ! !
After filming the last scene, Song Cha took off her makeup, and it was time for dinner naturally.
Xiao Tiantian brought two bowls of boxed lunch to him and threw one box to him.
Song Cha opened it expectantly, and after seeing the dishes inside, he was no longer happy.
"What happened to Xiao Tiantian's box lunch today? Why is there no chicken legs?"
In an instant, there is no love anymore!
A few days ago, I obviously added chicken legs every day. Today is the last day, why have I become so stingy?
Xiao Tiantian looked in the mirror before eating, and felt that she was still cute.Finally happy with the photo, Xiao Tiantian said, "Chacha~ I think you are the person who has the least right to ask this question."
Song Cha was puzzled, "Why!! Don't you have the right to know the origin of lunch if you are handsome!!"
Xiao Tiantian slowly put away the mirror, picked up a piece of fat from the lunch box and threw it into Song's tea bowl, "Chacha, are you stupid for filming? You contracted this lunch."
"What... what..." Song Cha quickly covered his mouth.
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He actually contracted this meal! !
Song Cha looked around and moved closer to Xiao Tiantian, "Although it is a good thing for Xiao Tiantian to save me money, there is no need to be so stingy, isn't it? Wouldn't it be nice to make it better!"
Xiao Tiantian was aggrieved, "They clearly agreed to the box lunch company to be the best and most expensive, and the person in charge promised to make us a special set meal. How did I know that no chicken legs were added?"
After hearing what Xiao Tiantian said, Song Cha felt relieved, but he still felt that something was wrong.
The most expensive and the best...
Song Cha turned her head, "What's the price of Xiao Tiantian's lunch box?"
"15 yuan a piece^_^"
It's actually 15 yuan...a special set meal.
Song Cha was quite drunk...
What kind of box lunch company is so cheating! !If you have money but don’t earn 484, you’re stupid! !
However, although it is a bit unhappy without chicken legs, Song Cha still eats it "reluctantly".
Filming starved the baby to death.
Song Cha was halfway through eating, when Xiao Tiantian suddenly said, "By the way, Chacha, I need cute Tiantian to read to you about the upcoming work arrangements."
"Okay, but wait a minute, let me ask a question first."
"Hmm, you ask~"
"Why don't you eat?"
Xiao Tiantian thought it was amazing, "I'm done eating."
After speaking, after looking at Song Cha's beeping dog expression, Xiao Tiantian thoughtfully explained to him, "Recently, I weigh over 90, and I'm trying to lose weight, so I can't eat too much~~"
……
……
More than 90...
Can't eat too much...
A man who suffers like a bamboo pole says he wants to lose weight...
Song Cha was startled, silently ate a piece of coriander, and quickly calmed himself down.
"Are you finished with the question? I'll tell you after I've finished." Xiao Tiantian happily took out her small notebook and looked through the itinerary. "On Friday, I will shoot the commercial of the new era dairy industry, and on Sunday, I will go to Strawberry TV to record the peace." An interview with Dad going on a trip."
After waiting for a long time, Song Cha didn't wait for Xiao Tiantian's next message, so he couldn't help but ask, "What about the other announcements?"
Xiao Tiantian spread her hands, "It's gone."
"Just, that's all? Aren't I very popular now! Did you make a mistake?"
Song Cha's mood at this time was extremely complicated...
The promise became popular and the manuscripts are constantly busy every day, so that there is no time for eating, sleeping and having sex. Why is his style of painting never on the same channel as other stars!
Was he discriminated against just because he was an Internet celebrity? !
Who said there is true love in the world?I will not beat you to death!
The strong Song Cha comforted himself in his heart for three seconds.
Forget it, no matter how bad it is, he still received a compelling endorsement, no, even though it was through the back door, he could still pretend to be aggressive.
You have to know how many celebrities have debuted for so many years without a single endorsement, huh.
Thinking about it this way, Song Cha felt a little comforted.
"Oh, by the way, Chacha has two things to do." Xiao Tiantian suddenly jumped in front of Song Cha, and patted her hands to interrupt his brainstorming.
Facing the sudden fright, Song Cha almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of food.
"Xiao Tiantian, can you speak in a normal way, it will really kill someone so suddenly!"
Xiao Tiantian blinked, "I'm normal ~ oh right, don't interrupt me, what I want to say is very important."
Song Cha shut up in amazement, and waited for Xiao Tiantian to play freely.
"Carrot TV is also planning a reality show called Balabala Little Rubik's Cube and wants to invite you to be a guest. The price is not bad."
Since Strawberry TV's trip with Dad became popular, all David TVs have opened the door to a new world. They have realized the scarcity and market of reality shows in China, so all David TVs are now popular. A reality show craze , the reality show was as productive as a sow for a while.
For example, the Balabala Rubik's Cube that Britney just mentioned is one of the typical follow-up reality shows.
Xiao Tiantian continued to introduce, "This kind of adventure travel show with magical painting style is very special. I feel that it will have good ratings after it is broadcast. Everyone in the industry is very optimistic. Chacha, do you want to think about it?"
Seeing Xiao Tiantian's expectant face, Song Cha really couldn't bear to hit him.
In fact, after this Balabala Rubik's Cube was aired, the ratings were terrible and even reached the point where my mother wouldn't recognize it...
And the most magical thing is that in the later stage, he is like taking drugs and always likes to edit randomly. Not to mention all kinds of weird effects, the audience especially likes to fight and pinch the guests...
After the show was broadcast, the most frightening thing was that the black histories of several guests were revealed, and even several goddesses and gods walked directly off the altar.Participating in this program did not benefit the development of the guests at all in the end, and even hindered their development.
In a word, it can be summed up in one sentence, this is a magical show where whoever gets on who gets unlucky, and who is possessed by a degenerate spirit...
With the reference from his previous life, Song Cha was definitely not willing to go on this kind of show, so without thinking about it, he directly refused, "No date, uncle, we don't have a date~"
Xiao Tiantian ignored Song Cha's convulsions, "Many people are optimistic about it, but I feel that the number of places is still a bit crowded. Why don't you really think about it?"
"Tiantian, believe me, this show is very magical, who knows who will be on it. I think you can actually expect stars you don't like to be on."
Song Cha's words successfully attracted Xiao Tiantian's attention, "Are you talking about Xiao Anzi and Xiao Baibai? It seems that their managers are also tearing up this resource~~"
Song Cha smiled, "Let them tear it up, we quit^_^"
Xiao Tiantian sobbed helplessly, "If that's the case, then fine tt"
Xiao Tiantian wiped away her tears, and suddenly remembered something, "Oh, but it's okay, there is another endorsement here, the endorsement of Haru Shampoo, the asking price is 400 million, do you accept this?"
400w! !
400w! ! !
Song Cha felt that money was falling in his eyes now $_$ "Pick it up! Why don't you pick it up!!"
Song Cha jumped up from the sofa excitedly, went straight to the trash can, and then gracefully threw the empty lunch box into the trash can.
Not a single grain of rice was left in it.
Compared to Song Cha's joy, Xiao Tiantian was much calmer.
Song Cha noticed his abnormality, "Shouldn't you be happy for me, Xiao Tiantian! It's a full 400w!"
Xiao Tiantian shook her head, "Chacha, I'm just thinking about Haru's taste. It's really weird."
Song Cha became unhappy, "What do you mean, you obviously have such good taste!! For example, you wisely asked me to speak for you."
Xiao Tiantian curled her lips, "Their previous spokesperson also had the same style as you."
"Are you as good as me?"
"As nervous as you!"
"Ha ha……"
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Song Cha's scenes are almost done, so it's fine for him to make up a few more shots in the afternoon.
After dinner, Song Cha closed his eyes on the reclining chair to rest his mind, when suddenly he collapsed from above, with an extremely nervous expression on his face.
Speaking of...
Quiet little princess! !
He was too busy filming in the morning, so he forgot its existence! !
Song Chanao made up for the corner where Xiao Gongju was forgotten by him and didn't have lunch. He looked pitiful and couldn't help but feel pain.
I'm sorry Xiao Gongju, I didn't forget you on purpose! !
Song Cha began to wander around the set with great apprehension, asking the staff anxiously.
The more I asked, the more worried I became.
There are so many people here, quiet and coquettish, what if someone accidentally falls in love with it and takes it home?
Thinking of this possibility, Song Cha's little heart couldn't bear it even more.
Heart hurts……
It wasn't until this moment that he realized that his feelings for Jing Jing had grown so deep unconsciously.
Song Cha's uneasy and self-blaming mood didn't change until he saw another dog.
It was a very foreign-looking dog dressed in a bow tie but... a very mighty and majestic dog!
However, why did a dog suddenly appear on the set inexplicably! !And it’s so indescribably dressed regardless of gender _(: 3ゝ∠)_
Seeing it, Song Cha had to think about a serious question——
A huge red bow for such a majestic dog! !The owner's aesthetics are too weird! !
Song Cha took one more look at that coquettish dog, and suddenly felt that this dog looked so... familiar?
Wait, he must have seen it somewhere!
Song Cha stopped in his tracks and moved five centimeters closer to it.
Looking at the other party's face that was not at all soft and cute, Song Cha always felt that he had missed something, and it must have something to do with Jing Jing.
"Ow!"
Suddenly, a familiar voice was caught by Song Cha.
Song Cha took two steps back, and successfully saw Jing Jing's tail behind that bow tie, oh no, that strong dog!
"Quiet!" Song Cha yelled, a little nervous, "Quiet Mo Fang, hold me tight!"
With such a small body, Jing Jing was bullied by this dog at first sight!
Hearing Song Cha's voice quietly, she jumped to Song Cha's side in twos and threes on her short legs, circled around him a few times, then glanced at the strong dog, and turned her head arrogantly.
Song Cha was a little out of the loop.But, what happened to Jing Jing's familiar style of painting?
The current him doesn't look like he's being bullied by a dog three times his size!Look at the little eyes of the other party who are about to cry or not, no matter how you look at it, it seems that you are quietly bullying the other party!
At this time, Zhang Lei appeared in front of Song Cha without anyone noticing, and smiled apologetically at him, "Oh, Niuniu insisted on coming to the set with me, so I reluctantly brought her here."
There is no silver 300 taels here!
Niuniu!Isn't that the same dog who got lovesick last time! !
Song Cha was a little messy, and asked the question he was most curious about right now, "Brother Lei...is Niuniu male or female..."
"male!"
Fuck! ! !The male dog Nima was renamed Niuniu...
Song Cha felt that he had been greatly hurt, he needed to be quiet...
But Song Cha suddenly thought of a question...
His house is also public! ! !
public, and public.
lovesickness……
Brother Lei, do you want to be so big-hearted! !
Song Cha turned his head to look at Niu Niu, and found that there seemed to be something wrong with the way he looked at him... That attitude as if he wanted to tear himself apart made Song Cha confirm a message.
This cliff is the one that bit him at the pet house back then! !
Your eyes scare the baby to death, okay? !
Song Chaerkang took two steps back.
Strong man wait! !
He pushed Jingjing forward a bit, I will give you everything, Jingjing, take it away, I don't want it anymore! !
Song Cha looked at Zhang Lei who was watching the play, and now he finally understood why he suddenly proposed to add a play to Jing Jing.
"Brother Lei, do you want to fight like this for Niuniu!!!"
Brother Lei continued to play dumb, "Ah, actually they are quite a good match."
It's a good match...
Song Cha rubbed his eyes, and carefully scrutinized Niuniu and Jingjing from body shape to gender to personality.
Where can I see the good match! ! ! !
Song Cha looked at the arrogant Jing Jing, and he swore that he would not be benevolent if he brought Jing Jing out to attract bees and butterflies in the future!
As the owner of a million dog fan, is he easy _(: 3ゝ∠)_
After filming "A Strange Journey", Song Cha was busy shooting two more commercials. In the first commercial, Song Cha took Little Black Tea to the prairie for a public tour and felt comfortable physically and mentally.
Anyway, they don't have much role in the advertisement, just some warm parent-child scenes are ok.
But for another shampoo ad, Song Cha seemed to care a lot.
Because the design of the ad is to shoot him naked, of course his upper body out of the bath.
Song Cha looked at his good figure in the mirror and was intoxicated.
The design of this ad really won his heart, and it gave him another chance to pretend to be majestic in front of the public.
So before the filming started, Song Cha spent every day at home wearing a small towel to simulate the scene of getting out of the bath again and again, and enjoyed it so much that he never got tired.
Song Cha has even thought out the movements of rubbing her hair with her hands and the angle of her chin in the past few days. She is just waiting for it to charm thousands of girls after the filming starts and airs, reach the pinnacle of her life, and marry the domineering president.
So on the last night before the commercial shooting, Song Cha once again staged the scene that had been rehearsed countless times in his bathroom, and then... something went wrong!
It was a night that was neither dark nor windy, Song Cha hummed the Divine Comedy of Sha Matt, and took a beautiful bath.
Ever since watching his demonic video, Song Cha himself has also been poisoned, and he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't hum a song every day.
With the shower head on her hair, Song Cha simulated the content of the ad in slow motion and bgm, and then happily wrapped herself in a bath towel that could only cover the upper half of her thighs, exposing her sexy upper body. Came out of the bathroom.
"Son, what story do you want to hear tonight? Is it a lazy little bee, a flightless butterfly, or a butterfly..." Looking at the president who was leisurely sitting on his sofa, Song Cha felt unreal as if he had traveled through time and space.
Anyway, how did the president get in here! !
Song Cha quickly looked towards the gate.
The door is closed.
So why did the president show up at his house! !
"Father, what did you say you would put on?" After speaking, Xiao Hongcha climbed onto Shi Ye's back and asked him to carry her on her back.
The expression on Shi Ye's face didn't show any impatience at all, on the contrary, he looked quite happy.
Song Cha was frightened by the president's amiable and approachable appearance.
"A...little pig who can fart..."
After finishing speaking, Song Cha quickly shifted his gaze to Shi Ye, and bowed to him, "President, President! Hello! I don't know what you can do if you come here!"
The attitude is dogleg and against one's will.
"Look at my son." The president still maintained his usual aloofness, never exceeding five words if possible!
However, Song Cha met the CEO's gaze and found something extraordinary.
That is... The president's eyes have been lingering on him!
The point is that he seems to be very revealing now!
For some reason, Song Cha's mind suddenly came up with the content of the domineering president's forced love...
The charming little lady seduces the CEO!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !How could such a serious person like him suddenly think of such a shameful thing! !
Song Cha shook his head.
Why didn't the president come to see his son at other times, but why did he come at this time!
But Song Cha suddenly remembered that the president seemed to have said in the morning that he wanted to see his son, but he didn't expect it to be such a moment _(: 3ゝ∠)_
Faced with such a shameful scene, Song Cha couldn't breathe.
"President, you...you wait, I'm going to change clothes."
Such a frank meeting, the concubine can't do it!
After speaking, Song Cha ran towards the dormitory in small steps.
However, he accidentally took too many steps, and the towel that was not wrapped around his waist fell off with a brush.
Song Cha's left foot was only five centimeters away from the floor, and the bath towel fell beside his feet.
Song Cha maintained this posture, froze in place.
what the hell...
At this time, the bath towel fell off!
Not only showed his sexy thighs but also showed his buttocks!
Song Cha looks at the sky at 45 degrees and weeps silently. Why do such bloody things always happen to him_(: 3ゝ∠)_
I'm so tired, I don't want to love anymore.
It happened so suddenly that Song Cha was completely unprepared.
With his eyes closed and his heart turned, he didn't dare to look back at all. He rushed into the house at the speed of a 400-meter grass-mud horse final sprint, and the door slammed loudly.
Song Cha lay on the door and silently brainwashed himself. It must have been an illusion just now, and nothing must have happened just now!It must be so!
When he appeared in front of Shi Ye again, Song Cha pretended that nothing happened.
But he was sitting opposite the president but couldn't speak for a long time.
Still embarrassing and swollen what to do tt
The president seemed to see his embarrassment, and took the lead in bringing up a topic.
But the president said, "The taste is really unique."
"What taste?" Song Cha didn't recover at all.
"Sheep baa." Shi Ye's expression was as if he was discussing which kind of tea tastes better.
However, the aftertaste of Song Cha almost exploded.
sheep bleat...
Damn it, Song Cha couldn't help but put his hands on his crotch, and lowered his head subconsciously.
Could it be that he was wearing this pair of underwear just now?
He clearly remembered that he was holding a pair of pure white, okay? !Why did a slippery hand turn into a sheep baa! ! !
Can I choose to die!
It's so embarrassing tt
Song Cha raised his head weakly, feeling extremely wronged in his heart. Could it be that as a male god, he can't like to wear cartoon underwear? tt was accidentally seen by the CEO. The commercial was officially shot on the second day, and the deterrent effect has continued.
"Chacha is ready, come, intoxicated expression~~~"
"Very good, a little more intoxicated ~ a little more intoxicated ~ that's it ~ very comfortable~~ah~~~"
Song Cha crushed the foam in his hand, he wished he could go up and give this strange thing a slap.
If you don't make such a strange sound and don't use such a fantastic description, you will die!will die! !
People who don't know think I'm shooting some kind of advertisement! !
"Okay, keep this action unchanged, turn the camera down, and show a positive face."
Song Cha struggled to maintain his intoxicated expression, and he had to pay attention to maintaining his image as a male god. As a result, when he closed his eyes, the scene of his bath towel falling in front of him suddenly appeared in his mind yesterday...
"Kakaka, no, no, Chacha, why did your face turn red all of a sudden?"
Song Cha opened his mouth and didn't know how to answer.
Damn, do you want me to admit that I blush when I think of Shiye?
Song Cha rubbed the bubbles on his head angrily, and made up an excuse, "I'm sorry it's my first commercial, I was a little nervous just now."
Nervous fart!I don't know how many times I have rehearsed these movements! !
The other party obviously didn't believe Song Cha's words, looked at him with a smile, and said in a strange tone, "Don't blush when you're nervous, did you think of something^_^"
"Um...the water is too hot..." Song Cha lowered his head and rubbed his arms.
"Yes ^_^"
That smile was so lethal that Song Cha didn't dare to speak, so he could only nod and nod.
As a result, the other party looked at Song Cha with a look of "I understand you", then turned his head and yelled at the staff, "Too many of you must be shy at Chacha here, go and go, go out if you have nothing to do, don't be so lewd all the time." She stared at Chacha's chest muscles, looking at her, her mouth is almost drooling."
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Brother Nima, do you know that what you said just now is scary! !I thought you knew something important, but it turns out that you can't see others being crazy about yourself! !
Thinking about it this way, Song Cha didn't know whether he should laugh or be depressed.
So he decisively turned his head to look at the crowd, quickly swept his eyes around, and it turned out...
Sure enough, someone was wiping their saliva...
Wipe, wipe the drool...
Song Cha's body trembled and hugged his chest quickly, feeling that there was nothing to love...
Mama Earth is too dangerous, I want to go back to Mars/(tot)/~~
As time goes by, the weather is getting colder and colder, but our internet celebrity teaser Song Cha seems to be getting hotter and hotter.
For a while, when there was any movement, all kinds of gossip and gossip were flying all over the sky.
However, the gossip that Song Cha is going to attend the Golden Melody Awards Ceremony has been the most popular recently.
As we all know, Song Cha's "Daddy's Little Sun" caused him a lot of trouble because of An Luoyun's Porcelain Incident. Although he was dealt with in a timely manner, it was not a pleasant thing.
Besides, this song is the theme song for a trip with Dad. Although a single was released later, the composition is very complicated. Many people think that although Song Cha is nominated for the best pop music lyricist award, the judges will definitely not Twitch gave him the award.
In fact, Song Cha is also very aware of this truth, so he has been debating whether to participate or not.
Song Cha was so entangled with this matter that after recording a variety show, he had to take out one of the roses given by fans, and imitate the appearance of a hesitant girl on TV, sitting on the steps and petaling each other. Petals tearing petals.
go with.
Still not going.
This is a serious question.
Be frontal cannon fodder.
Still as high-quality cannon fodder.
This is a question of principle.
In the end, the petals were all torn, and Song Cha finally succeeded in forgetting whether he wanted to go or not, so he threw the bare flower away, got up and gracefully patted the dust on his buttocks....
He understands the truth, although he will definitely not win the award.
However, this kind of award ceremony is only once a year, so it's good to see the world and open your eyes.
No matter how nominated, it is a bit forceful. Anyway, there will be a lot of nominations and awards in the future, and it looks impressive enough.
After such a pleasant decision, Song Cha was going to ask Xiao Tiantian to help him rent a dress of a certain high-end brand to attend the awards ceremony.
Even if he is going to be cannon fodder, he still wants to be a cannon fodder who is elegant, perfect, temperamental, and connotative.
So Song Cha quickly dialed Xiao Tiantian's phone number, "Student Xiao Tiantian, I will entrust you with the arduous task of renting the gowns needed for the awards ceremony! Please be sure to complete the task of organizing the distribution, even if you can't rent the front line It doesn’t matter if it’s a big brand, as long as it’s a little more stylish, but remember one thing, don’t rent fake dresses!”
Song Cha hung up the phone worriedly.
An Internet celebrity like him, with only a small income and a large number of people to support, if he pays for the limited edition high-end set, it will be like selling his kidneys.
Song Cha covered his kidneys, it would be cheaper to find a job when renting.
However, Song Cha knows that it is not easy to find a suitable brand to rent clothes, so in fact, he has very low hopes for Xiao Tiantian to do this matter...
However, he never expected that Xiao Tiantian could finish it in two days! !
Song Cha received the dress two days later, and the person who delivered the dress said that it was the newest autumn and winter limited edition of a major international brand! !
Song Cha's hands were shaking with fright.
He took it with trembling hands and made a good confession. After the group of people left, he quickly went to the official website to check.
This... this can't be a pirated version! !
Wearing a pirated version will be stripped off by netizens! ! !
However, the result of the inquiry shows that this is really the limited edition autumn and winter haute couture of a major international brand...
Really really really! !
It turned out to be true! !
Song Cha was ecstatic! ! !
Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! !When did you become so cool, handsome, domineering, and tyrannical! !
This kind of limited new style that many first-line stars can't wear is so easy to rent! !
Did you hang up or found the benefactor! !
Song Cha called Xiao Tiantian, but no one answered.
This kind of ecstasy moment that needs to be shared with others is like picking up 50 yuan while walking on the road, how can Xiao Tiantian not answer the phone! !
Song Cha hung up the phone depressed and washed his face.
Five minutes later he got a call back.
At this time, Song Cha was putting on his eyelids. He guessed that it was Xiao Tiantian who called him, so he closed his eyes and answered the phone. The first sentence was that.
"Holy shit, sweetie, I love you, I love you to death mua~mua~mua~ You can get all of them in limited edition haute couture!! How did you do it!!!! It's just my little angel! !"
However, the expected buzz did not appear.
There was silence on the receiver.
Song Cha suddenly had a premonition...
"Love Britney?"
Song Cha was so frightened that he slapped the 82-year-old Sprite flying off the table. He quickly sat up and took off his eye mask to look at his phone.
Caller ID: Jinzhuda
Talk time: 29 seconds
The gold master is big
The gold master is big
The gold master is big
Song Cha felt bad all over...
Seeing Song Cha's silence, Shi Ye spoke again.
"Have you received the dress?"
"Got it." Song Cha replied quickly, but after finishing speaking, he felt something was wrong.
Don't worry, the benefactor, how could the president know about his dress! !He clearly said the four words of limited edition high order! !
Although it doesn't really mean much...
"Have you tried it?" Shi Ye spoke again.
Song Cha always felt that it was a bit strange to discuss this issue with the CEO, "Not yet..."
In fact, I don't want to part with it, I don't dare to do it.If something goes wrong by accident, it will be so painful!
"Change if it's not suitable."
Song Cha finally realized something from what the domineering president said just now for three consecutive years.
This limited-edition high-end dress is the president helping him...
Rent or buy?
"President, wait, can I ask a question!"
"ask."
"The dress...was it sent by someone from you?"
"Correct."
Song Cha gasped, it really is!
"Rent, did you rent it?"
The answer to Song Cha was a chuckle from the CEO, "Heh."
Song Cha vomited blood!
Damn rich! ! !
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