[Cultivation] Master, take it easy

"Come, come, line up!"

Qi Yishou was standing by the reincarnation pool, just when he saw a person floating up from it, a smile immediately came to the corner of his mouth, and he stretched out his hand, "Yo! Yao Tianxing, come back first, please hand in the props."

Yaotian Xingjun was dressed in white clothes, and his originally handsome and extraordinary face was flushed with anger at this moment. He suppressed his anger and said: "Siming Xingjun! The agreement is fresh and interesting. You can play with multiple immortals. There are past and present lives. How about a reincarnation game with deep sadomasochism, scumbags and anti-scumbags, and no pressure?"

"Hey, hey! Don't wrong me! Don't you have a lot of immortals playing? Under the vowel, Zhao Ye, Pojun Xingjun, Lianzhen Xingjun, they are all here!" Qi Yi said plausibly. : "There are more in the previous life and the present life. Look, you have only experienced one life, and you can have more memories of three lives and three lives by looking in the mirror. What a bargain! Of course there is a deep sadomasochistic love! You can't have a crush on the young master, how many Abuse! Scumbag, standing here in a row is the most perfect interpretation, fine points or something, isn’t the young master’s fine points enough?”

Yao Tianxing was so angry that his liver hurt.

Qi Yi raised his eyebrows, "Okay, okay, return my props. There are too many immortals this time, and the reincarnation books have been torn down. This is AWOL."

Yaotian Xingjun coldly took out a palm-sized tripod from his sleeve and threw it to him.

Qi Yi smiled all over his face, and when he received it in his hand, he touched the pattern on it with his fingertips, and his face turned dark immediately, "This is your medicine cauldron!"

Yao Tianxing-jun paused, took out a small cauldron with a similarity of 20.00% from his arms, and snatched his own medicine cauldron back.

Face blindness for thousands of years!

Not long after Yaotian Xingjun left, a vicious young man floated up from the pool of reincarnation. When he saw Qi Yi, he raised his hand and was about to draw his sword.

"Tianluo Immortal Venerable, wait a moment!" Qi Yi yelled out quickly, with a look of horror on his face, and two big teardrops came out of his eyes, "Even if you kill me, let me leave a last word!"

Tianluo Xianzun thought for a while, "Say it."

"Actually, that's how it happened! The original plot was indeed about Xianzun, you started from the bottom and worked hard step by step to become a winner in life. You encountered countless adventures along the way, and even held hands with Baidao's friend and his sister!"

Tianluo Immortal Venerable narrowed his eyes, and said coldly: "Then why did the deity die inexplicably in the end?"

Qi looked distressed.

Tianluo Xianzun thought for a while: "Is someone embarrassing you?"

Qi Yi nodded sadly, and said in a jiffy, "Actually...actually..."

Tianluo Immortal Venerable's eyes sharpened, and he suddenly said: "Is that little boy Ning Ran making trouble!"

"Immortal Venerable is wise!" Qi Yi sighed, "Friend Ning Ran... is also a fool..."

Fuck you lovers!Tianluo Immortal Venerable snorted from his nose, looked even more sinister, turned around and left, it seemed that he was going to seek revenge.

"Hey! Immortal Tianluo, my pen!" Qi Yi hurriedly chased after him.

Tianluo Xianzun didn't turn his head, he raised his hand lightly, and a stream of black light fell on his arms, it was an extremely delicate brush.

When the people walked away, Qi Yi twitched his lips, he really deserves to be the number one idiot in the Three Realms.

He waited by the reincarnation pool, and then a few immortals floated up. They hadn't played these things much, and they didn't have much dissatisfaction. It was just that when handing in the props, Yuanyin Xianzun said a little tactfully: "It's tiring to always do things for the sake of the world. Well, in fact, I can really be more selfish, really."

Qi Yi looked like he was accepting the opinions seriously.

Not long after Immortal Yuanyin left, two more people floated up together. They were Baitong and Bailing, both descendants of Phoenix, with extremely bright eyes.

Bai Ling is the number one beauty in the Three Realms, and she has a lot of suitors. Almost every time she wants to play some games, her suitors will come after her by smelling the scent like bees. However, the phoenix has only been out of its infancy for thousands of years, and Bai Ling is not yet an adult. , These people annoyed the brother and sister very much.

Bai Ling greeted Qi Yi with a sweet smile, and even Bai Tong, who had always had a bad face, gave him a good look.

"Qi Yi, it's really thanks to you this time! My brother and I can play together until the end of the game!"

Qi Yi smiled gentlemanly, "No need, the fairies just have fun."

He was about to say something when he saw Immortal Ningran floating up from the Samsara Pool with a gloomy expression on his face. He hurriedly said, "And as long as Fairy Bailing is happy, fellow Taoist Ningran and the others will not blame me."

As soon as he heard the words Bailing Fairy, Ning Ran's ferocious expression immediately became as gentle as usual. He gently waved the folding fan in his hand, and said gracefully: "What Si Ming Xingjun said is right, As long as the fairy is happy."

The three of them handed in the props together, and Qi Yi obviously felt that Ning Ran gave him a hard look, and he touched his nose, feeling very stupid.

Who told Xiaoye to put you in the wrong dungeon? This is obviously a dungeon specially written by Xiaoye to suppress the big bastard!

Standing by the reincarnation pool, waiting to collect props, when it was getting dark, there was finally only the last person left, no longer talking about people and talking nonsense, Qi Yi wiped his face and returned to his usual appearance.

A handsome young man slowly came out of the pool of reincarnation, his every move was natural, like a lotus flower out of water.

"Okay, there's nothing to pretend to be with me." Qi Yi thumped his back, "We're done."

Taiyin Xingjun lowered his eyelids, with a look of lovelessness on his face, "Second Uncle, what about the ghost animal villain you promised? From the beginning to the end, I have nothing to do with you. I just killed a few cannon fodder in total, and in the end I was willing to mend the sky." , is there such a thing!"

Qi Yi patted his silly child's head, and said comfortingly, "It's okay, aren't you just a ghost? Next time I make you emperor, do whatever you want."

Taiyin Xingjun pursed his lips, and said aggrievedly: "Ziwei Xingjun won't let..."

Ziwei’s Taiyin divides the sun and the moon, but Ziwei is the emperor star, and the Taiyin only has the right to govern the moon. Every time the Taiyin King appears in the world, there are countless foolish men and women who make wishes to him. In the myths and legends of mortals, the Taiyin star Jun described it as a beautiful Chang'e, God knows he is a male god!God!

Seeing his nephew's aggrieved appearance, Qi Yi gritted his teeth: "What are you afraid of, with Second Uncle here, not only will you be the emperor, but you will also be able to get Xiang Xing and Jiang Xing in place! If we want to be, we will be the Mingjun of all ages! "

Lord Taiyin stared wide-eyed.

When he said this, Xiangxing's smile and Jiangxing's cold face flashed through Qi Yi's mind, and he shuddered, but the words had already been spoken, so there was no reason to turn around.He raised his hand to touch his nephew's head, and put together a bunch of bits and pieces, only to see a flash of light, and the Thirteen Immortal Artifacts immediately changed back to the original book, and Qi Yi hugged it contentedly. Things kissed.

Hearing that he was about to become a wise king of all ages, with Xiang Xing and Jiang Xing as his assistants, Tai Yin Xing Jun was so happy that he almost flew up, he immediately rushed back to his Guanghan Palace, and packed up the things he wanted to bring for reincarnation in the lower realm.

After the Spring and Autumn Brush, the Book of Reincarnation, and all the equipment, Qi Yiyou began to think about his luck.He is the god in charge of destiny. A person's situation depends on his luck, and luck depends on everything he does. At the beginning, everyone's luck is equal. After that, everyone does different things and chooses differently, and luck gradually increases.

This time, because of his mistake, he made a mistake in both copies. Originally, the average luck in the world where the immortals collectively reincarnated was relatively low. Entering the immortals would break the balance, so he divided part of his own luck, so that some scripts would Mortals who have intersected with immortals have a certain amount of luck, so that they will not be killed by the powerful fate of immortals in a second.As a result, after making a mistake in the dungeon, all the immortals rushed into the dungeon of him and the bastard Tiandao. Without the suppression of the immortals, the extra luck was enough for those mortals to go to heaven and earth to do whatever they wanted, and that dungeon kept everyone in balance. They were all sent to the copy of him and the big bastard.His luck is divided, and he instinctively dislikes those who rely on his luck to do their best, and those people's luck is weak, and their hearts are naturally not much better. Seeing him as the owner, the first Not surprisingly, the reaction was disgust.

But the truth is clarified, the problem is that those people have all returned to the earth!If he wants someone, he has to ask Hades for it!The last time he had just cheated Hades and his dog-headed military adviser, he could already imagine that he went to ask for someone, and then he was ridiculed by the crowd in the underworld!

Another one is to directly ask Tiandao for his luck back...

Qi Yi raised his hand, covered his face with paste, and then covered his face in pain.It's really too difficult to find the big bastard of heaven to ask for luck or something!

A gust of wind blew by Qi Yi's side, and the branch above his head patted his head lightly, as if to comfort him.

Qi's face darkened.