The Secret Daily of Sword Spirit

The owner seems to be quite busy recently.Not only do you rarely come to Jiange, but you don't even go out of the gate.

I heard from the sword attendant who was in charge of bathing us that the last time the master was invited to take Po Jun to the bank of Ruo Shui to attend the wedding ceremony of Ying Cheng, the son of his friend He Luo Jun, and Qing Nu, the daughter of Chaoge Mountain God.In the end, an evil spirit palace master came out halfway to snatch the bride, and after catching the bride, he was about to leave.At that time, the whole scene was in chaos, Yingcheng couldn't beat that palace master at all, the most outrageous thing was that even Lord Heluo fought him personally, after hundreds of rounds, he was defeated by one move.The palace lord laughed loudly, and was about to leave with the weeping young girl.

The master couldn't see it, so he raised the broken army to stop the palace master and his subordinates.Who would have thought that something strange had happened.The palace master actually stared at the master without blinking for a long time, the master's whole body was hairy, and then threw the young girl away.

That's right, it was really thrown away...

The palace lord only said, "I have lived in vain for so many years, but I don't know what it means to be so beautiful in the world! One look at you today, and everyone else will be turned into dung!"

Not to mention how other girls can meet people after being said to be dung, this strange palace master instantly changed from a domineering villain to a star-eyed nymphomaniac, chasing after the master to ask for his name, address and contact information.Although the master has many suitors, it is rare to see such an overbearing and shameless person, so he grabbed Po Jun and ran back.But this is not over yet, the brown sugar followed all the way to Shushan, and built a branch of the evil palace under Shushan, waiting for the master every day, and if he couldn't wait, he rushed up to say good morning to the master .

When I heard the sword energy soared, the little sword attendant was so frightened that he spilled water all over the ground.

Damn...I didn't even have a chance to say good night to my master, where did he come from? !

After I saw Po Jun, I turned into a human form and grabbed him by the collar and asked what happened to the owner of the Sunflower Treasure Palace, Po Jun was also very angry when he heard it.

"If it wasn't for the master's order, I would definitely have killed that disciple!" Po Jun vowed.Although I doubt whether he has the strength to kill the apprentice who is not even He Luojun's opponent.

"Did that person just follow the master? Didn't do anything else?"

Po Jun thought about it carefully, then shook his head, "He tried to climb into the master's inn room twice, but he was kicked out by the master."

Danzhu also leaned over at this time, "What are you talking about? Such a murderous intent."

I can't believe that he, a gossip maniac, reported everything the sword waiter told me before he heard about it.As a result, Danzhu immediately crushed a teacup.

"It's against him!" Dan Zhu yelled at him.

All the swords said yes again and again, saying that the man deserved to die, only Long Yuan at the side remained silent.

I said, "Should we teach that brat a lesson, or else he would think that Master Jixuan is easy to bully!"

Po Jun raised his hands in agreement, but Dan Zhu rubbed his chin with his hands, winking, "I've heard about this Lord of the Exorcising Evil Palace, he is a Nine-Colored Divine Deer cultivator, half-god, half-demon, his cultivation is unpredictable, it's not good Deal with it. Even if the three of us add up, I am afraid it will be difficult to win."

I pointed to Long Yuan: "Then add him?"

Long Yuan glanced at me and said coldly, "I won't go!"

I said, "This is your chance to show your sincerity in getting along with all of us!"

Long Yuan simply said: "I have no sincerity."

I understood it with reason and moved it with emotion: "Can't you do me a favor? At least our master saved your former master's life!"

There is a streamer in his eyes that fluctuates secretly, appearing and disappearing from time to time, very quiet and beautiful.After a while, he sighed, "Every day like you, you know that fighting with others will only embarrass your master, and won't make him like you."

Hearing this tone, it seems that he was persuaded?The three of us quickly gathered around his sword platform, "Then what's your opinion, Brother Long Yuan?"

Long Yuan swept across the faces of the three of us slowly, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

I've never seen him smile before, I never thought he could be so evil when he smiled...

"It's very simple. It sounds like the master of the evil spirit palace is a nympho who can't walk when he sees a beauty. He can change his mind faster than turning the pages of a book. You just need to become a beauty more beautiful than the master to seduce him and let him divert his attention." gone."

We were all silent for a while, and looked at each other.What he said makes sense? !

But the question is... what kind of person can be more beautiful than the master...

The three of us stood together, and Po Jun was eliminated by Long Yuan in an instant. Compared with Dan Zhu, I looked too gloomy, and Dan Zhu was more gorgeous and glamorous. I guess the chance of success is the greatest, right?But the master is so handsome, refined and not glamorous, even if Danzhu wants to win, it will be very difficult...

But Danzhu seemed to be full of confidence, he flicked his hair, "Isn't it just to seduce people, it's easy."

I gave him a disgusted look, "Just you, compared to the master, you're just a rooster."

Dan Zhu took a sip of tea, and said leisurely, "You go if you want, if you don't, don't force me."

Long Yuan thought that since the Lord of the evil spirit palace liked chasing beauties, he must have seen the world.If he wanted to seduce him, he had to give Danzhu some post-processing to make him a little bit different.We racked our brains and couldn't figure out how to make Danzhu different.But Danzhu thinks he is already very different.

At this time, my little follower Bai Li cautiously interjected, "Since brother Danzhu is taking the gorgeous route, let him be as gorgeous as possible. Everything should be different when it reaches the extreme. Like Master, doesn't it look like an extremely fairy?" Although it's just a look...

As soon as we heard it made sense, we brainstormed and changed Dan Zhu into a bright red phoenix brocade robe, which was covered with glazed pearls and embroidered with colored gold threads.Long Yuan said that things were too complicated and looked rustic, so he wore a simple plain white and dark floral satin shirt under the brocade robe.And let the female Jian Yingluo, who is the best at combing hair, comb him a delicate and unfeminine hairstyle, and adorn him with golden hair accessories.His face didn't move much, after all, he was already quite demon-looking.In the end, I went and stole a peacock plume fan that Kidney Deficiency Daoist likes most, and let him hold it. When I turned around, it was really red like a big red envelope...

Hmm...but it's still more glamorous...

Danzhu took a few poses that he thought were handsome and elegant, "How about it? Is it enough to turn all living beings upside down?"

All the swords clapped their hands in praise, and I waved my hands, "The red envelopes given out during the Chinese New Year are not as gorgeous as yours."

Danju was feeling extremely good about himself at the moment, ignoring my sarcasm.Long Yuan arranged for Jiao Ling and Bai Li to go to the nearby peach blossom forest and bring back two big bags of petals. Knowing that I could play the flute, he told me that when they started spreading the petals, Jiao Ling and the others would play something gorgeous like neon clothes and feathers. Background music.

Everything was ready, the swords took advantage of the moonlight, and everyone sneaked out of the Jiange in a mighty manner while they were having dinner.There is no way, the only time when the Shushan guards are the most lax is at meal time.Dozens of different lights and shadows converged into a rainbow that lights up the night and flew across the sky, piercing through the still slightly burning purple clouds in the sky, and rushed towards the brightly lit palace at the foot of the mountain.

The branch hall of the Evil Resisting Palace - Liushuang Hall was built on the bank of the Emerald Lake, with thousands of hectares of blue waves under its feet.The attics are lined with palaces, and those exaggerated cornices tilt towards the moon and stars like wings. The brilliant candlelight is transmitted from the quiet and beautiful wood carving panes, and the brightly colored paintings are covered with a layer of tranquility by the moonlight.Behind the palace complex, there is a pear grove, which is in flowering season now, and the trees seem to be piled up with frost and snow, like clouds and fog, very elegant.This is probably why the name of the hall is called "Liushuang".

We restrained our breath, and took a look at the situation of Liushuang Temple from a distance under the cover of the lush branches in the pear grove.Since you want to seduce.You have to find the Palace Master.We looked at the tallest trees for a long time, but we didn't see any movement in the palace, but we found a pavilion on the side of the pear garden near the Emerald Lake. A few tables are set up, and the sound of silk and bamboo can be heard from a distance.Get a little closer, and you can see that many beautiful men and women are surrounded by a gorgeously dressed man, who presumably is the Lord of the Evil Exorcism Palace.

The swords turned into human figures to cheer up and give Danzhu a final makeover.I grabbed Danzhu's shoulders and looked into his eyes seriously, "Danzhu, the master's chastity is in your hands. If you don't succeed, you will be benevolent!"

Danzhu was also sad and solemn like a strong man cutting off his wrist, "Okay! Even if I don't want my own chastity, I will definitely protect my master's chastity!"

Po Jun muttered, "Anyway, you've lost your virginity for a long time..." Dan Zhu gave him a hard look.

I picked up my bitter bamboo flute, and found a pear tree that was far away from the banquet, but I could definitely hear the sound of my flute.This tree opened its canopy like a giant umbrella, standing on a thick branch, surrounded by the fragrance of pear blossoms on all sides, it was very quiet and comfortable, and I was definitely not visible to others.

At this time, Danzhu was ready, as if he was about to fly to the pavilion in the posture of a fairy.I also brought the flute to my mouth.

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from below, "What are you doing standing on other people's trees?"

I looked down and saw that it was a young boy with a juicy pink and tender appearance, wearing a luxurious and beautiful nine-color brocade robe.

"Go, go, brother is busy, don't disturb me."

The little boy groaned and sat under the pear tree with his knees hugged.After a while, I couldn't help but ask, "What are you busy with?"

I became irritable, why didn't this brat leave? "Brother is busy playing the flute, be good, don't make a sound, brother will give you sweets later."

But the bear child is still asking, "Why do you stand on the tree of other people's house and play the flute?"

I couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled at him viciously, "Can't you hear me telling you to shut up! Be careful that I will spank your ass with this Excalibur!"

Sure enough, he shut his mouth and looked at me with big eyes shining brightly.

At this time, Dan Zhu had already left, and Jiao Ling and Bai Li also began to sprinkle flower petals dutifully, I quickly raised my breath and slowly sent them into the flute in one breath.The melodious and ethereal sound of the flute coils and diffuses with the aroma of pear blossoms in the silent night.A song of neon clothes and feather clothes, like a cloud of light mist, shrouded Danzhu's body.His red clothes were like fire, his wide open sleeves were like the wings of a phoenix, and the rain of peach blossoms was all over the sky, and the ribbons on his sleeves were intertwined with colorful colors. This scene can only be compared with the imaginary figure of a bodhisattva.

It's so beautiful, it can be successful no matter what.The silk and bamboo in the pavilion were completely silent, everyone was watching Danzhu approaching, maybe they were dumbfounded?

"That sister is so beautiful." The little boy wiped his saliva with his sleeve.

My task has been completed, so I sat on the tree trunk and looked at the little boy, "That's not my sister, she's a mermaid." I picked a pear blossom and chewed it in my mouth, and the fragrance filled my lips and teeth, "By the way, you Who is it? I never heard that the Lord of the Evil Resisting Palace is still a family member."

The little boy looked at me with shining eyes, "Do you know the master of the evil spirit palace?"

I curled my lips, "I don't know him, but he has been pestering our Master Jixuan all day recently, do you know about this?"

The little boy actually nodded, "So brother, you are all the wives of Master Jixuan?"

"Fuck! What nonsense are you kidding. Brothers are all the sword spirits of Master Jixuan, and they are responsible for protecting and assisting Master Jixuan, understand?" I sighed, this brat can't really be the evil spirit palace Lord's doll, wouldn't it be possible for me to see and hear my father's excessive lewdness all day long, and wouldn't it create a psychological shadow in the young mind, and then become perverted?

I fell from the pear tree and patted his head, "I will advise your father from now on, don't always think about eating swan meat. Our Master Jixuan is an immortal who has reached the Qianyuan realm, and his heart is like still water. It is impossible to see It's your father's fault. It's better to ask your father to quickly find you a stepmother, I think that sister Danzhu just now is pretty good."

The little boy blinked, "Didn't you say that sister is a ladyboy?"

"Oh, it's not important. The important thing is that your father is playing with fire now. You know that if Master Jixuan is really angry, it will be a very scary thing."

The little boy seemed not to be intimidated by me, but rather interested.Now it seems that he is young, but there is a devilish look on his face.He shrugged his shoulders, "I believe in the eyes of our palace master. But this brother, your hair is so long and beautiful, can I touch it?"

I was taken aback, and grabbed a strand of hair to look at.My hair is really long, almost mopping the floor. I often feel cumbersome and want to cut it off, but it will grow back the next day after I cut it, so I simply don’t cut it.Danzhu often said that I look like a female ghost with disheveled hair, but I didn't expect people to appreciate it!

As soon as I was happy, I handed over my hair, "Touch it, touch it. Remember to tell your father not to trouble us real people again after touching it."

The little boy touched that strand of hair endlessly, his eyes were intoxicated, and he muttered, "I have heard that there are beautiful women whose hair hangs down like nine heavens, whose breath is like a spring, and whose color is like a crow's feathers. But there are no beauties in the world. Seeing this post. I don't think that today, by chance, I got what I wanted...fortunately!"

I could hear goosebumps, and pulled my hair back, "Okay, okay, have you touched enough? My brother has something else to do, so go away."

At this moment, I saw Dan Zhufei came back, but his expression was a little strange.

It's not just wrong, it's just angry.