not scary story

Dinner is a feast of flowing water.

There are very few migrants in this village, and there are no restaurants at all. On festivals like Qingming Festival, when there are many returnees, the villagers who have made a fortune outside will pay for the water banquet.

Qiao Yuan had never experienced this kind of strong nostalgia, so even if he was persuaded to drink frequently, he did not show any displeasure.

But even though Yan Jiu blocked most of it, Qiao Yuan was carried home by Yan Jiu in the end.

The young master with weak feet was ashamed and annoyed, and unreasonably accused: "You drunkard!"

"Fortunately, this wine is not aged." Yan Jiu has a large capacity for alcohol and great strength, and he didn't pant while carrying himself uphill, "I'm afraid you won't be able to get up tomorrow."

"Cultivators can't drink alcohol," Qiao Yuan did not forget to defend himself, "I don't even drink when I go out to socialize."

Listening to his slightly coquettish voice after being drunk, Yan Jiu's ears felt slightly warm.

The handsome Qiao Yuan came here without bringing anything but clothes, so Yan Jiu borrowed a whole set of mattresses from the neighbors, but rural people don’t have so many extra blankets, and when they finally went to bed, the two big men could only sleep. Crowded in a single quilt, hands and feet entangled.

Even though he drank the tea for sobering up and took a bath, Qiao Yuan still had a little bit of the mellow smell of rice wine on his body. The young master who hadn't completely sobered up naturally pressed on him when the other party approached.

"Continue with the matter in the afternoon." He smiled evilly, and pulled down Yan Jiu's pajama pants with cold hands.

Yan Jiu knew he couldn't escape, and he smelled really good, so he didn't resist much.

"Don't talk? Do you want me to fuck you?" Young Master Qiao was worse when he was drunk than when he was sober, and the obscenities on his lips were so embarrassing.

"..." If you dare to say that you don't want to, what will be the consequences?Yan Jiu wanted to know a little rebelliously at this time.

"Say it, if you don't say it, I will do it until you say it."

Be reasonable, brother! "...you use it slowly." Yan Jiu answered after holding back for a long time.

"Slow use?" Qiao Yuan quit, "You think I'm slow? I'm so slow? Huh?" As he spoke, he moved faster to take off his clothes and underwear, stripping Yan Jiu naked.

"No, no, no, it's not slow anywhere!" Yan Jiu was afraid that he would poke in without any preparation, that would be fatal!

"Hmph, I think you're not fucked up." Qiao Yuan pinched his little brother, the pain and pleasure made Xiao Xiaojiu stand up tremblingly, proving his "not fucked up" with actions.

Yan Jiu was about to cry, he had to find the lubricating fluid before that guy went crazy, otherwise life and death could only be decided by God.

He stretched his hands out of the quilt and fumbled in the schoolbag next to him.God bless, this demon king must remember to bring lubricant, otherwise...

A grimace appeared in front of his eyes just as he turned his face sideways.

"...Ahhhhhh!!!" Caught off guard, Yan Jiu was shocked again. Yan Jiu almost jumped up from the bed. Qiao Yuan, who was lying on top of him and was about to start, was hit in the stomach by the opponent's little brother. , The pain was so painful that I finally sobered up.

Seeing the uninvited guest out of the corner of his eye, Qiao Yuan lifted the quilt abruptly, pulled out his short knife from the side of the bed, and was about to slash at the other party, when Yan Jiu hugged him: "Wait, wait! Our own!"

Mr. Cai, who was frightened by the short knife, simply retreated to the door, but his eyes fell on Yan Jiu's smooth back.

"...Is this yours?" Mr. Cai looked sour with envy on his face.

Yan Jiu shouted at him in embarrassment: "Why are you here! Don't you know how to knock on the door?... No, go out now!"

"Tsk tsk," Mr. Cai snorted disdainfully, "3 minutes later..." Before he finished speaking, a talisman flew over. Mr. Cai didn't even want his image, and left the room with a whoosh.

Qiao Yuan not only sobered up, but also became murderous. Seeing that he was about to jump down and kill the ghost, Yan Jiu pulled him to comfort him while pulling his pants down: "Don't be angry, don't kill him...don't kill him! Oh..."

The half-worn trousers were brought down by the movement again, Yan Jiu wanted to cry but had no tears.Fortunately, after all this tossing, Young Master Qiao finally calmed down and turned around to help his hamster get dressed so as not to be seen by others.

When Mr. Cai returned to the room again, he saw Young Master Qiao with a dark face like the king of Hades and Yan Jiu who was full of embarrassment.

"...Here, I'm here to ask Yan Jiu for help." Mr. Cai has a humble attitude when he asks for help.He stepped aside and saw a handsome male ghost walking in through the door.

Yan Jiu stared blankly at the male ghost for a long time, and couldn't help poking Qiao Yuan with his elbow.After their eyes met for a second, they both read the same word from each other's eyes: as if.

This guy has many similarities with Mr. Cai's facial features, but Mr. Cai looked at him with unadorned admiration.

OK!

Are you so narcissistic that you like someone who looks a lot like you?

Yan Jiu immediately thought of the sweetheart that Mr. Cai mentioned last night, and her voice trembled a little: "This, could it be...you yesterday?"

Mr. Cai nodded shyly.

Yan Jiu was dumbfounded.

"The monkeys on the mountain have been seriously affected in the past two years, and the monkeys are making noise in groups. Even ghosts like us can't stand it anymore." Mr. Cai frowned and said, "All the sacrifices on the mountain went into their stomachs. Thinking that there are still treasures hidden in the graves, some unowned graves were dug up."

He glanced at the expressionless male ghost standing next to him: "This is Cai Xiling, he suffered a disaster today. I also ask Xiao Jiu to help me collect his bones and rebury him in a quiet place." place."

"Cai? Is he, your relative?" Yan Jiu couldn't help asking.

Mr. Cai smiled embarrassedly. Before he could decide what to say, he heard Cai Xiling say, "I am his cousin. There are no descendants in the family, so no one can collect the bones for me."

"..." There's something wrong with this f*cking crush!

When Yan Jiu was stunned, Young Master Qiao finally said coldly: "Helping you collect the bones will definitely offend those monkeys. Compared with fighting with those monkeys, it would be easier to extradite you two directly to the underworld and reincarnate." some?"

That seems to be the case.Yan Jiu has seen the power of monkeys, and feels that leading the way is easier than fighting monkeys.

"I can't go to the underworld yet," Cai Xiling still had no expression on his face, "I need to make amends here until I pay for it all."

"Even if you pay it back here, you still have to be punished for your sins in hell," Qiao Yuan sneered, "One yard is worth one yard, and the obsession in your heart is the reason why you don't want to go down, so what kind of obsession is it?" read?"

Cai Xiling finally frowned slightly. "You can't ask for it."

Mr. Cai was startled. Could it be that he couldn't get what he wanted? Could it be that Xiling was also trapped by love?

Just as he was about to ask, Cai Xiling clasped his fists and begged Yan Jiu: "Please help Mr. Yan."

Yan Jiu couldn't refuse this kind of thing within his power, looked at Qiao Yuan, the other party turned his head unhappily, and did not stop, Yan Jiu nodded: "Okay."

When Yan Jiu and Qiao Yuan went up the mountain the next day, Yan Jiu carried a bag of fruit on his back, while Qiao Yuan grabbed a whip used by rural people to herd cattle, and stepped into the monkey's territory with full vigilance.

The dignified young master of the Qiao family came to the mountain to chase monkeys, and he was not afraid of being laughed at by others when he said it, but can Qiao Yuan rest assured that Yan Jiu is coming?Although he kept talking about it, he was escorted to the mountain in the end.

After finally finding Cai Xiling's grave, the scattered bones made Yan Jiu's scalp tingle.He took out the fruit from the bag and was about to wrap the bones in plastic bags. Unexpectedly, as soon as the bones were picked out, the surrounding woods began to shake.

Qiao Yuan flicked the whip vigorously, making the air crackle, and Yan Jiu was so handsome that Yan Jiu was distracted for a long time.

However, the deterrent effect of the whip was only for a few seconds. When the first monkey jumped down from the tree, Yan Jiu immediately put down the bone in his hand, grabbed the fruit in the bag, and threw it around.

Their purpose is not to fight the monkeys, but to complete the task quickly before the monkeys fight them.

Qiao Yuan's whip was not whipping the monkey, but protecting Yan Jiu from being disturbed.

When the monkeys saw the fruit, they immediately changed their flying direction. Yan Jiu bought time, speeded up, put away all the bones, and was about to pick up the backpack and go down the mountain, but found that the monkeys who had picked up the fruit not only did not leave, but turned towards them surrounded.

"...Damn it, they seem to think you still have some in your bag." Qiao Yuan also felt bad now.

"Then what should I do?! You can't throw the bones out as bait, can you?" Yan Jiu panicked. He had seen the fighting power of the monkeys before, especially the quasi-monkey kings who were leading the monkeys who were about to become orangutans. He could reach Yan Jiu's waist when he got up.

"What to do, run!" Qiao Yuan rushed out first, using a whip to drive away a few monkeys blocking the way, Yan Jiu followed behind, thinking that he could rush all the way down the mountain, but he ran less than ten meters, and the monkeys swarmed up The monkey grandchildren jumped on them.

Qiao Yuan cracked with a whip, but the ability to block people and ghosts from killing ghosts was difficult to use on monkeys that could fly, jump, and kick.

Yan Jiu couldn't see Qiao Yuan getting hurt the most, even though he was hugged like a walking baobab tree, he still rushed towards Qiao Yuan with difficulty, fighting with the leading monkeys.

The human-monkey battle lasted for more than ten minutes, until two "squeaks", the monkeys suddenly retreated, leaving the two boys in a state of distress and fell to the ground, with a mouthful of monkey hair in Yan Jiu's mouth—— It was bitten off from the monkey that pressed Qiao Yuan.

"Fuck, I'll buy this mountain tomorrow and replant it with pineapple, sisal, and agave. I think you guys are so arrogant..." Qiao Yuan was panting, threatening those who couldn't understand people's words in an extremely childish way. monkey.

The retreating monkeys gathered in front of a middle-aged male monkey. This monkey just came out and stopped the battle that hurt both sides.Obviously he is the king of these monkeys.

Yan Jiu stared blankly at Monkey Dynasty walking towards him step by step, with a small wooden monkey in his mouth, and put it in front of him.

"Your?" Qiao Yuan also saw the clue.

"...It seems, hiss, let me think about it," Yan Jiu picked up the little wooden monkey, looked at the monkey king, slapped his head for a long time, and shouted: "It's you! It's you! The little monkey that weasel spirit took away! right?"

Of course it was impossible for the Monkey King to understand, but his excited expression was still understandable, so he squeaked twice as communication.

Yan Jiu recalled with surprise and joy: "When I was ten years old, there was a weasel spirit from outside on this mountain, bullying animals and people everywhere. I was also frightened, but one day I saw it snatched away from the monkey group. I found a little monkey. I was afraid that he would eat the little monkey, so I followed him to the nest, stole the little monkey, and took it home to raise for a few days. Later, the adults blocked it in the hole according to what I said about the nest. Li, smoked to death."

"You were not timid when you were young." Qiao Yuan squinted at him.

"It was just stalking, and I wasn't the one who killed him." Yan Jiu smiled awkwardly, "Actually, it was also because he ate up all the chickens in my family, which I had raised for a long time..."

Joe was far from laughing at him.At the age of ten, Yan Jiu was surrounded by his grandmother at that time, so he naturally had more confidence.When I grow up, I know more about the horror of ghosts and ghosts, and lose my only support. This kind of great anxiety will only turn into two situations, aggressive evil spirit, or timid and cowardly.

He chose the former, while Yan Jiu chose the latter.There's no right or wrong to this.

"I carved this wooden monkey when I was living with him. I didn't expect..." Yan Jiu smiled at the monkey king, "I didn't expect you to become the monkey king. It's amazing."

The Monkey King squeaked a few times, maybe because of his identity as the Monkey King, he didn't intend to be intimate with him. One person and one monkey looked at each other for a while, and the Monkey King turned around and left with his monkey grandchildren.

Yan Jiu felt lost.

"Since it's your monkey, I don't care about it." Qiao Yuan curled his lips, and added in order to save face, "Next time I do it again, I will definitely burn their Monkey Mountain."

"Maybe they came down because of the lack of food in the original place." Yan Jiu turned his head three times a step, and wanted to see the Monkey King again, but the monkey's hair was no longer visible in the woods. "Since it is the team led by it, it must be There is a reason."

"You just like to protect your shortcomings, but you can always think of the best of anyone or something you believe in. Do you think you are the Virgin Mary?"

"Then did I protect you?"

"It's so difficult that you shouldn't protect it?!" Young Master Qiao asked angrily.

"..."