Dream Butterfly of the Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

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Luo Binghe shook his head again, as if talking to himself:

"...But, it doesn't matter. We will move today, to a place where we will never see anyone else again. In this life, Master will only see me alone."

What does "never see anyone else again" mean?Could it be that he was going to be locked up, like in the novels his sister read before?

A gust of cold wind blew by, Shen Qingqiu sneezed three times in a row, he didn't know whether he was frozen or frightened.

Only then did Luo Binghe come back to his senses, his eyes regained some clarity.

"It's so cold, why is Shizun dressed so thinly!"

He pulled Shen Qiuqing into the room, put on the inner and outer clothes in order, and took out a big cloak with white hair, wrapped Shen Qingqiu like a rice dumpling.

He looked at him intently, his movements were very cautious and thoughtful, like a lover as gentle as water.

"Master, look, this hair is the fur of a demon spirit fox. I specially saved it for you. Does it suit you?"

This subtle behavior made Shen Qingqiu's scalp tingle, and he couldn't figure out what he was going to do next.

At this time, a strong fluctuation of spiritual power came, and it seemed that someone was approaching the barrier.

"……finally come."

Luo Binghe narrowed his eyes and opened the door of the bamboo house.

The barrier covering the bamboo house produced iridescent ripples visible to the naked eye, and a woman in red knelt outside the barrier, holding a tray in her hand.

Luo Binghe sat on a chair outside the gazebo with one leg crossed, his face full of impatience.

"Sha Hualing, why did it take so long for such a trivial matter?"

Sha Hualing raised her head, the expression on her face was indescribable.

"Ling... This subordinate could have come back to report immediately, but he didn't watch over him for a while, and let the little Palace Mistress commit suicide."

who?Who committed suicide?Is the little palace master of Huanhua Palace?How is this going?A new wave of violence in Bingge's harem?

"Oh." Luo Binghe didn't even lift his eyelids: "How did you deal with the corpse? Was it concealed?"

"Don't worry, Your Majesty! This subordinate has settled this matter, and others will only think that she is missing!"

Luo Binghe nodded,

"very good."

He was silent for a moment, putting one hand on his knee.

"...Then what do you think is the best way for me to punish you? Amputation? Amputation? Or disfigurement?"

Sha Hualing fell to the ground with a plop, her body shaking like chaff, and her voice sounded like weeping.

"Jun...Your Majesty...please forgive me...this subordinate knows his mistake...really knows his mistake..."

Shen Qingqiu really couldn't stand it anymore.

Where did Brother Bing put the wrong money?Such a flowery girl with a broken leg and disfigured face, how can she do it? !

"Binghe, this is... Could it be that something serious happened?"

Luo Binghe sneered.

"Someone can casually steal Master from Chiyun Cave, isn't it a trivial matter?"

Only then did Shen Qingqiu suddenly understand how he left Huanhua Palace in just a few steps - it turned out that it was Sha Hualing who did the trick.

For a leader, isn't this just eating inside and outside?It is indeed worth being angry.

He coughed and said:

"The nature of this matter is indeed a bit serious. However, it did not cause any bad consequences. I didn't say anything bad in front of the three masters, did I? She also said that she knew she was wrong, so why don't I give her a break?" An opportunity that has passed—knowing a mistake can correct it, and there is nothing good about it.”

Luo Binghe didn't say a word, and it took him a long time to let out a long breath.

"Sha Hualing, since Master opened the mouth, your hands and feet will be stored with me temporarily. If you commit the crime again next time, it will be the third time—"

Sha Hualing knocked her head like garlic:

"This subordinate knows! Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Senior Shen!!!"

Luo Binghe glanced at her, showing a disgusted expression.

"Throw away that tray of yours, don't dirty my master's eyes!"

Sha Hualing immediately threw the tray into the grass as if scalded.

Um?what is that?It was shaken in front of my eyes just now, it seems to be a piece of meat?

Fuck, what the hell kind of thing is it, what a damn heavy mouth!

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Seeing that Sha Hualing was still kneeling on the ground, Luo Binghe said:

"What else?"

"...Well, regarding the dismissal of the sisters, it's better for your majesty to go and talk to Sister Mingyan in person, after all, Ling'er is a soft-spoken person and cannot win people's trust."

Luo Binghe closed his eyes for a moment:

"Okay, I'll talk about it another day."

Wait a minute, did he hear correctly? What the hell is "dismissing all the sisters"?Stallion mainly dismisses his harem?Oh my god!Luo Binghe's brain is showing off? ? ?Could it be for him (although it's a bit embarrassing to think so)?

Sha Hualing said again:

"What's more, Lord Mobei sent his subordinates to report: there has been a change in the demons in the southern border, please rush to the southern border to join Lord Mobei as soon as possible."

Luo Binghe shook his head, seeming quite impatient.

"Let Mobei solve it first, I have very important things now."

Before the words were finished, a strangely shaped carriage descended from the sky.The whole body of the carriage was white, as if it was made of paper and bamboo.Colorful paper tapes were hung from the roof of the carriage, covering the carriage.Although it is colorful, it is still creepy no matter how you look at it, it reminds Shen Qingqiu of the paper chariots and horses used to worship ancestors during the Qingming Festival for no reason.

Luo Binghe clapped his hands, and a puff of smoke rose around the carriage.After the fog cleared, two paper figurines and two paper horses appeared around the carriage.The two paper figurines immediately moved like living people, sat on the coachman's seat, raised the reins and prepared to drive the carriage.

Shen Qingqiu's eyes widened, what is this for?How does this posture make people think: go to Huangquan Road!

As if seeing his thoughts, Luo Binghe said: "Master, don't be afraid, we're just moving."

Luo Binghe let him into the carriage, and said to Sha Hualing without looking back:

"Don't look for me in the short term. If Mobei can't solve it, you and him will find a solution together."

The paper horse let out a long howl, and disappeared into the air in an instant.

Sha Hualing bit her lip and stomped her feet and shouted:

"...Your Majesty!"

The two of them sat snuggled up in the carriage, Luo Binghe seemed very tired, he closed his eyes and leaned his head on Shen Qingqiu's shoulder, holding his hand tightly.

Shen Qingqiu sighed in his heart, opened the curtains, only to see the endless void.

Where is this Nima going?

Well, it was finally quiet, Shen Qingqiu tapped the system.

"How are the values ​​now?"

[Ding~ The system provides you with a full range of 24-hour services. The various values ​​of the character "Luo Binghe" are: Favorability: 750, Delicacy: 750, Infatuation: 800]

Wait, I've been working hard for the past few days, why didn't my favorability increase at all?Why did Jiaodu instantly mention 750? !And what the hell is infatuation?Why have I never seen it before, and what happened to 800 as soon as it appeared? ? ? ! ! !

Shen Qingqiu sneered twice.

"Why do I feel like you're playing tricks on me?"

[...Humans, don't use your thinking model to infer AI!Artificial intelligence has no emotions, so it cannot understand the meaning of the word 'play'.Only human beings can play and be played, this is related to your own cognitive model...]

Shen Qingqiu was really annoyed when he heard this nonsense, Fue interrupted it:

"You can shut up!"

[...]

"I think this matter is very wrong," Shen Qingqiu murmured: "I think many things are not right..."

[Ding!You're just stuck in negativity right now, you need to think about what your goals are first! ]

"……Target?"

Shen Qingqiu felt confused and had a headache, he didn't even bother to vomit.

[Your goal is to return to another Luo Binghe world, you did not come to this world voluntarily. ]

"Although what you said is correct..."

[So, what more can you do to get closer to your goal? ]

No, system, why do I feel like you are selling Amway?

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After a few long howls of paper horses, the carriage finally stopped.Shen Qingqiu lifted the curtain and found that the surrounding scenery was very strange.

The world is in chaos, only a bamboo house, a gazebo and a firewood house look clear, and even the bamboo forest in the distance looks like the work of an impressionist painter.

Where is this place?

Luo Binghe's face turned pale, but his whole expression was filled with an almost paranoid sense of happiness.

"Master, do you like this place? No one can find this place except you and me."

While speaking, the dark purple light flickered on the Heart Demon Sword several times—this scene was too familiar, as if I had seen it not long ago.

Shen Qingqiu was no longer in the mood to care about where this was.

"Luo Binghe, let me ask you, is there something wrong with your sword?"

"Does Master also know about this sword? The Heart Demon Sword is indeed not easy to control... Recently, it has been a little bit ready to move."

Luo Binghe didn't look at him, he seemed a little ashamed.

"But master, don't worry, this kind of matter is a piece of cake for me, and it will be resolved soon."

No, what's wrong with this, Luo Binghe's mental state is a bit abnormal!

At this time, the two had already entered the bamboo house, where several paper figurines were busy.Shen Qingqiu looked around the room, feeling even more bewildered.

The bamboo house is decorated with lanterns and festoons, red candles are shining brightly, and red happy characters are pasted on the screen wall and bed curtains... What is this mother doing? !

Luo Binghe wrapped his arms around his waist from behind, bit his earlobe and whispered:

"Master, I will only have you from now on, and you will treat me wholeheartedly, okay?"

Shen Qingqiu froze.How did the plot develop to such a ghostly state?The stallion man is mainly going to correct his evil ways, and from then on, he will be a couple with him for the rest of his life? !This is no longer a problem with the Nine Heavens God Thunder, this is simply inhumanity (whether the system is inhumane or he is inhumane)! ! !

Shen Qingqiu finally understood.

It's really not because of his big face, Luo Binghe dismissed the harem because of him.Recently, he was backlashed by the Heart Demon Sword, and it definitely has something to do with him.

It's all due to that broken system - "Role Luo Binghe", "Role" shit!Whether it is Bingge or Bingmei, they are not characters, they are real people! ! !

The same mistake, he made a second time!

Even if it is to return to Bingmei's world, cheating the feelings of an irrelevant person is the behavior of a scumbag!How did he just figured it out! ?

Alas, this is the first time I feel so troubled towards Brother Bing...

He finally remembered something, clicked on the system panel, and there was a line of highlighted words on it: [Favourability: 750]

...Impossible, it's impossible to go up any more, how can I go to the next level if I want to spend my whole life?The system really is cheating on him!There is no such thing as 1000 points! ! !

Luo Binghe turned him around and put a stack of clothes in his hand.Shen Qingqiu took a look, the gold thread patterns on the red background were embroidered with dragons and phoenixes showing auspiciousness.

Luo Binghe lowered his head halfway, his face full of shyness:

"Master, can you put on a wedding dress for me? Let's witness our own wedding..."

He clings to Shen Qingqiu's hand, his eyes are infatuated and entangled:

"Tie hair as husband and wife, there is no doubt about love..."

Hell, is he serious?Shen Qingqiu suddenly felt that the wedding dress in his hands weighed a thousand jin, and it was hotter than the bottom of the teppanyaki pot.

What the hell!He and Bingmei haven't even gotten married yet, okay?What the hell is this!

Shen Qingqiu was made one head and two big, and he was so guilty that he didn't dare to look Brother Bing in the eyes.He resisted the urge to push Xifu back immediately, and murmured:

"This... this is too sudden, I need to think about it."