There is a kind of throwing soap and a kind of confession

The happy life of living together is finally coming!Chi Feitian was overjoyed, and began to look forward to a new life without any morals. e==(づ′▽｀)づ While packing his things while humming a little tune, he turned on the computer to deal with the series of reminders from the editor about the signing of next Friday.Although he is only a third-rate author, Chi Feitian has met many friends in this circle. It is not impossible to meet Ji, and everyone seems to be very interested in him...

but……

Chi Feitian: I don't have time to go, my wife is going to have a baby next Friday!

Although the three-dimensional personality is considered extroverted, but thinking about meeting a group of Two-dimensional online friends, I feel very anxious, what if I meet someone who covets his beauty and wants to poach Song Guifan...

Chi Feitian vowed to defend Song Guifan from being ntr to the death!

Because Song Guifan doesn't look good in a cuckold!

The hand cramps after the code words: fart!You said you were single last week→→Chi Feitian: Ha, ha, ha, what I didn’t tell you is that I completed human evolution in a week!

Intermittent seizures of neuropathy Three Fatty: Get out!

Ten thousand big fish ponds every day: Shit, what's more, when your store opened, I even sent you the ribbon-cutting money, and if you don't pay it back, you won't pay it back?

Chi Feitian: ... It's only 100 yuan, and it happened two years ago, brother, why do you have to remember it for so long? =l=

100 large fish ponds every day: Hmph, why don't you give me [-] yuan, so you blame me for having a good memory?

Chi Feitian: ...Then I'll call you with Alipay?

[-] big fish ponds every day: Hehehe, I don’t have Alipay!

Chi Feitian: Then I will transfer the money to you?

Ten thousand big fish ponds every day: Heh heh heh heh, I don't have a credit card or a bank card!

Chi Feitian: ...

#There are not many cards and I am embarrassed to come out to mix#!

In the end, in order to repay the 100 yuan, Chi Feitian and the people in the group had a violent battle. The battle lasted for 10 minutes, with high-energy warnings throughout the whole process, and ten people beat him alone as the plot.

In the end, he was humiliated and charged with not repaying the suspect, so he had to endure (xi) humiliation (wen) burden (le) heavy (jian) to accept everyone's face-to-face invitation...

As soon as Chi Feitian turned around and packed a box, another topic started in the group.

[-] big fish ponds updated daily: I want to bring a SLR camera╭(╯^╰)╮Intermittent seizures of neuropathy: Why bring a camera? =l=

Daily update of [-] big fish ponds: Candid photos of Shui Ye~ He always says that he is handsome and unrestrained in Yushu Linfeng. Everyone sees people and loves cars. He sees that the car is a little angel with broken wings in his life. I want to take a sneak shot and go back. I will be an official cp in the future. There is also justifiable evidence of showing affection on Weibo o(￣v￣)o Chi Feitian: ...!I really already have a wife =口=

However, his weak voice disappeared in the fast scrolling screen at a speed of [-] centimeters per second... A group of rough guys in the group quickly changed the topic from signing sales to Mr. Cang's new album and then to whether to drink beer or fruit wine tonight...

In this regard, Chi Feitian just wants to say, I can take sneak shots, but please use a beauty camera...

Chi Feitian looked around the bedroom. Packing is also a laborious task. He has been busy for a long time. He thought that he was a big man and had nothing to take with him, but when he really did it, he realized that there is a lot of knowledge in it.

For example, should I use the same bath towel as Song Guifan?Chi Feitian immediately thought of a lot of embarrassing things.

Another example is underpants, which ones should I bring to look wild and not lacking in self-respect...

What a headache!

It was precisely because the home was too messy, the closet was too messy, and the trash hadn't been emptied for several days, Chi Feitian pushed Song Guifan, who stepped in to help him tidy up, out, and justly said Show that you are fully capable of moving.

Song Guifan said "Oh" and calmly said to take a bath first.

wash, take a bath? Σ (っ°Д°;) っ

Chi Feitian wiped the nosebleed, and closed the door with a "bang".

When Chi Feitian was packing his things, he found that the bookcase was full of dirt and dirt. He found several old test papers, the red, black and black writing was crooked. Chi Feitian put down the mop in his hand and took off the cleaning gloves , Dust off the dust on the test paper.

Now it looks like it’s full of memories, although I don’t know which year’s test paper it was, it was a biology answer sheet, and the grades were not good. Students were divided according to their scores back then, and Chi Feitian should be counted at the end of the middle school.

At that time, papers with high scores were handed out directly by the class representative, while papers with scores below [-] and too many red crosses were handed out by the teacher.

The biology teacher is a dominatrix, standing upright on the podium with willow eyebrows, handing out a low-scoring paper, asking a poor student to go up, cursing a few words, and then throwing the paper on the chest of the person who failed the exam, timid girl I was often scolded and cried directly.

... But then again, Chi Feitian has never been scolded Σ(っ°Д°;)っEvery time his papers are handed out directly by the class representative, without the hands of the teacher.

The class representative is Yang Hualu. Chi Feitian thinks that Yang Hualu always helps him silently, so he treats her to drink milk tea several times very gratefully...

After discovering these papers, Chi Feitian made up his mind to treat Yang Hualu kindly the next time he sees her, and treat her to a good meal!Well, don't mock her for being an airport anymore!

After Chi Feitian cleaned the whole house, he couldn't stand up anymore, hey, hey!

He closed the curtains, moved the two boxes to the door, and then climbed to the computer, intending to remove the network cable and tidy it up. At this time, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and touched his pocket. The last time Yang Hualu gave him The camera was used to find out Sun Wuse's true face but it didn't come in handy - it seemed that he accidentally left it at Song Guifan's house...

—— "Then you pack up your things first, here is the key, come in later, I'll take a shower first."

Song Guifan's voice sounded in his mind.

bath or something...

Ah, he really didn't want to see it! (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Moreover, the angle of the camera is facing the computer, and it must not be seen if it is not facing the bathroom!

Besides, Song Guifan will definitely not take off his clothes casually indoors, he is not such a casual person!

Please who will cut off his evil hand... Chi Feitian was thinking this, drooling honestly, and quickly opened the computer terminal in the network sharing.

God, there is a picture! ∑ (￣д￣;)

Song Guifan seems to have taken the camera he left behind as a computer camera, and installed it directly on the broken computer, and he seems to be turning on the computer. From this angle, he can just see the bed and the glass bathroom... …

However no one orz.

Chi Feitian was extremely disappointed, he simply deceived his feelings!

Just as he was about to turn off the computer, on the other side of the screen, the bedroom door suddenly swung open...

Song Guifan walked in and was about to go into the bathroom when he suddenly paused and walked towards the computer.

Looking at the magnified handsome face on the screen, Chi Fei shamelessly pulled out a tissue to stop the nosebleed that was about to flow.

Song Guifan bent down, and glanced at him vaguely, Chi Feitian held his breath for an instant, but Song Guifan didn't seem to notice it at all, and bent down to open the drawer.

Chi Feitian stared at the deep part of the collar of the man on the other side of the computer, where he could faintly see the white collarbone, thin muscles and...

The nosebleed is about to fall again... qaq

Chi Feitian was almost stunned by his own bad taste, but he couldn't stop falling!

I saw Song Guifan took something from the computer desk, a small flat box, and put it on the head of the bed. Because the distance was too far and the resolution was blurred, Chi Feitian couldn't see what it was.

It can't be a condom, right... The school girl is so pure, she definitely won't play so big at the beginning...

Chi Feitian was suddenly distracted.

Chi Feitian was about to turn off the computer when he was stunned again.

Σ (っ°Д°;) っ

Song Guifan stood at the head of the bed, put his fingers on the black belt, and with a "click", Chi Feitian's heartstrings were also caught. Song Guifan untied the belt, and the pants fell down on his waist without restraint. In the middle, it was half-clad and did not fall off, revealing the white underwear faintly...

It's just too tempting!

Chi Feitian sprayed out two tubes of nosebleeds!

Then I saw his hands lift up the corners of his clothes, revealing the white muscles around his waist, inch by inch, inch by inch, the shape of his shoulder blades can almost be outlined through the material of the clothes...

Chi Feitian swallowed, his thick bloody skin suffered ten thousand points of damage.

On the side of the screen, Song Guifan's ears seemed to be a little red, he pulled his clothes a little above his ribs, and then slowly stopped his hands...

Hello!If you want to take it off, take it off!Chi Feitian was so anxious that he wiped away the nosebleed, wishing he could help him take it off.

but--

Song Guifan suddenly walked quickly to the bathroom, and then there was the sound of water flowing inside, white mist rising, the glass in the bathroom suddenly changed color, and nothing could be seen.

Chi Feitian: =Dish=!

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#School Flower Diary#

May 2006, 3 sunny

It was just a matter of convenience, I mixed Koike's low-scoring paper with other people's high-scoring papers.

For the first exam, his paper was handed out, he looked at the score, and hid it with a guilty conscience.

I accidentally walked past him.

For the second exam, his papers were handed out, and after looking at the scores, he changed the scores with a guilty conscience and hid them.

I walked by again, completely inadvertently.

The third exam...

The fourth exam...

Wait, why did he give Yang Hualu a gift?